Favourite moment?

>>84635323
For some reason I think of this line too much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvsFiP9a_30

>>84635362
This show got that wisdom.

Love this scene too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yecNfSLnxp8

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>>84635323
>Quintessential Costanza kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg-TqEFYcfM

>>84635404
>you're eating onions you're spottin dimes I don't know what the hell is going on

Actually a great jerry line in this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3gSx1HhlY

>i can barely see you George

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>>84635323
>tfw this is how i watch tv

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we can agree that susan was best girl right?

>>84635493
Do you actually have a spotted cow?

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hurts bad man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeQfxOlmdVc&ab_channel=KrsONE305

I like the one where Jerry is outraged by an unusual occurrence

>>84635537
I know the one you're talking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG-_tz5YuZE

>>84635515
Sheitttt this is too true

>>84635506
Apparently the whole cast hated the actress who played her and vice versa.

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>>84635515
So close to 100% accuracy.

>>84635515
I legitimately feel like I've been stalling growing up. The internet hasn't helped - a training ground for future man children. I'm getting to the point where I have no other recourse but to cut myself off completely.

>>84635515
>>84635577
>>84635581
>>84635599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUvKE3bQlY

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>>84635515

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>What's the difference, you're the all time best-seller!
What would you have said?

>>84635581
they didn't hate her

she just didn't have timing with the other cast

that's the reason Larry kept her on the show, so she wouldn't work with George

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIn0eWCyYs4

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>>84635323
When pic related happened I literally(literally) went to hospital from dying of laughter

>>84636743
fucking love that scene with jerry and the glasses too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u8KUgUqprw

>the sea was angry that day my friends

>>84635777
I just realized I'm just like George. Maybe I should start doing the complete opposite of what I normally do too.

>>84636743
I don't remember what this is about.
And did you really?

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>>84635777
>>84637133
I've thought about that too as well. Just doing everything opposite just because it's as different as it can get. It would become like playing a character, and maybe that's what it takes.

>If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite, would have to be right
Love this line.

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Have you ever tried doing the opposite in real life?

>>84637356
it works but it's exhausting, like most things that lead to success

>>84637372
greentext story?

>>84637232
It actually makes sense. If your life isn't going well, then do the complete opposite of what you normally do. In theory, it should make your life better, right?

Instead of doing bad, do good. I might try it and go outside for once once I buy a pair of shoes

>>84637232
>Love this line.
same. honestly i don't get why people were giving Seinfeld (the person) a hard time about his acting. most of his line readings were on point.

>>84636743
DON'T YOU SEE HE WAS DOING IT TO FOOL LLOYD BRAUN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtU-eoUa4Xg

who here old enough to remember Larry David doing the voice of Newman before they changed it in the repeats?

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>>84635803
I am rubber you are glue.

>>84635803
>Feels nice to be wanted by someone

>>84637462
Use flip-flops or whatever else you got. Looking like a bum, because you are one inside, is kino.

>>84637465
Seinfeld was Seinfeld, I never had any problem with him. What exactly was he supposed to be like instead? He's basically like he is in "real life", isn't he? Mainly comparing to interviews and from Comedians in Cars, obviously not real life him but you know what I mean.

>>84637600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loP5Sm-hoRw

>>84637742
this is why i hate the internet. damn kids and their nostalgia machines.

>>84637570
Kramer is fucking god-tier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji4dBBTvBqk

>Delicious to meet you

>>84637766
I just now noticed he's biting off pieces of napkin when he's eating the hotdog

>>84637822
season 9 was kinda lame but that's pretty solid for the second to last episode.

>>84635323
Best moment of the entire series:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwkEgKEyBIo

>>84637822
is that the episode they don't air anymore because it's offensive to Puerto Ricans?

>>84637836
>I just now noticed he's biting off pieces of napkin when he's eating the hotdog
No he separates the hotdog and the napkin, napkin in left hand hotdog in right, I think you got confused with the white of the bun, I thought he was eating it too first time I saw it.

>>84637870
they aired it, its just never played on syndication

>>84637865
WE HAD A PACT!

>>84637865
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwkEgKEyBIo
>yeah like I don't know that I'm pathetic

>>84637885
that's what the 'anymore' is about, m8

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>>84637865
>why can't I be normal
>yes! me too! I want to be normal! normal!
>it would be nice, to care about someone
>yes! yes! care!
>..
>...
Seinfeld truly is kino tv

>>84637870
It airs in Australia.

>>84638152
Fucking surprise it isn't banned here with our fruitcake nanny state of a government.