ALIEN: Rank 'em

Alien>Prometheus>Aliens>Covenant

>>84634652
Switch covenant and prometheus and this is correct

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>>84634609
Rewatched them after I saw Covenant. They did not stand the test of time, they are pretty poor desu.
I watched the first 3 and now I'm on the Alien:Cashcab edition.

>>84634666
Overall I'd say Covenant was better, but I thought it wasn't nearly as memorable as Prometheus.

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Aliens > The Ultrahack trilogy

>>84634727
Resurrection is such a slap in the face to everyone who even liked alien, worse than AVP because of it being "canon".
Fucking roided up ripley clones.
The newborn
The cgifly.
Fucking horrible.

>>84634609
>Canon only
>Aliens

>>84634783
Only 3 and resurrection were booted from canon, anon.

>>84634775
The DC version is horrendous. The theatrical one is just mediocre.

>ripley clones
>The newborn
Those aren't even bad.

>>84634752
Covenant is a terrible joke aside from David.

>>84634812
Go to bed Blomkamp.

>>84634828
ITS NOT FAAAAIIRRR

>>84634609
Aliens was not directed by Scott and is not canon.

Their rank is like a radioactive half-life, each movie is about half as good as the one before. I think this hold true for every alien movie to date (excluding AvP, they're just dogshit)

Alien>Aliens>Prometheus>>>Covenant

>>84634851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMzPsOy-pe4

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Why did david put the souvenir shop scorpions in the freezer??

>>84634886
>>84634962

Pretty much these.

I'm baffled at how putrid Covenant turned out to be. What I find even more baffling is that Ridley expect them to give him money to make at least two more of this nonsense despite Covenant poor performance.

>>84635010
Just another plothole.

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>>84635010

>>84635010
Why would David need a paperweight when everything is done on computers?

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>>84635051
>computers
>working without oxygen, in space

>>84634752
the only good thing about covenant is that fasbender plays 2 roles in it. the movie is utter trash

Alien=Aliens>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shit>>>>>>Prometheus>Covenant

>Prometheus is better than Covenant
>also, my head is stuck inside my own asshole
>my head is literally jammed deep into my own asshole up to the base of my neck

>>84636601
Calm down Bizarro.

>>84634609
only the scott directed films are canon

Reminder that if Ridley had his way the sequel to Alien would have been something similar to Prometheus

>>84636527
pleb
please kill yourself, chink

Aliens>everything else

>>84637410
>Likes Prometheus and Covenant
>Thinks he has the right to call anyone a pleb

>>84634609
Alien > Aliens > Covenant > Prometheus

Alien>>Alien 3>Aliens>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prometheus>>Alien Ressurection>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dog shit>>>>Covenant

>>84634609
Alien>Covenant>Prometheus>>>>80's Action movie with xenomorphs as extras

>>84637523
>too pleb to even notice the issue
lel, pathetic

>>84638632
What's the issue, pleb?

>>84634609
>prometheus and covenant as canon
Invalid right from the off.
Canon:
1>2>4>3

AU Canon:
Covenant > Prometheus