What the fuck happened to Bruce Willis' career?

hairlet

>>84633458
Dunno but he went Seagal tier. What's your consensus on his latest movie, "Once upon a time in Venice"?

>>84633458
He doesn't care anymore. The movies he does these days are just wallet lining for him.

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>>84633458
>In an action movie with DISCOUNT Michael Phelps

JUST

>>84633458

I thought there were two john cusacks there in the upper right

What the fuck happened to Tom Jane's career?
What the fuck happened to Jason Patric's career?
What the fuck happened to John Cusack's career?
What the fuck happened to Rosario Dawson's career?
What the fuck happened to Henry Cavill's career?
What the fuck happened to Sigourney Weaver's career?
What the fuck happened to Ryan Phillipe's career?

>>84634124
Most of these never really had careers in the first place.

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>>84633458
STOP

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>>84634208
STOP IT

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>>84634225
FUCKING STOP DOING THIS

low effort gigs but probably nice pay

>>84633521
This.

He's still able to get paid a million dollars a day for shitty D2V Movies so he's taking advantage of it. That's why he pulled out of Expendables 3, it was a shit cash grab movie and he wasn't getting what he knew he was worth.

Every now and then he stillgets a Looper or a Moonrise Kingdom too.

He's doing alright.

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Nice try hairlet, but nobody can beat me

>>84633458
>Thomas Jane
>John Cusack
>Henry Cavill
>Sigourney Weaver
>Rosario Dawson

Why they fuck are they in these movies?

>50 Cent

That one makes sense.

>>84634208
I love it. Cut, print, meme it.

>>84634314
>deliver a script to the producers
>they already have all his scenes filmed
what the fuck?

>>84633458
When he did Pulp Fiction, he was the highest paid actor in Hollywood. But he liked the script so much that he did it for a pittance. Unfortunately, it lowered his market value and he never recovered.

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>>84634225
>>84634249
Make me.

Bruce still got it. every few years he comes out with kino. Anyways the guy is 62 years old now, give him a break. He can't be running around like he was in his Die Hard days. Just look at Arnie and his failed attempts at getting more serious roles. At least Willis is a trained stage actor that can do more than just deliver one liners.

>>84633458
Better Question.
What the fuck happened to the movie business?

>>84633458
Has to pay alimony to his wifes son Ashton Kutcher

Imagine being the top of Hollywood and getting divorced... the staggering amount the judge would award your spouse

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>>84634363
>being the best part of one of the biggest movie of the 90s lowers your value

>>84633458
Bruce Willis is like Nick Cage if Cage was a lazy shit actor.

>>84634525
its a meme, albeit a shitty one. I had the same reaction when some autist claimed that Christian Bale's career died when he did Equilibrium.

Bruce Willis to star in everything.

Did anyboy else see Once Upon a Time in Venice? It was surprisingly comfy for a Bruce Willis movie.

>>84633458
Cop Out

>>84634566
normies

>>84634566
Dad's, while they slowly drown their sorrow into a 12 pack

>>84634566
Dads.

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Cut the guy some slack. He has a lot of mouths to feed.

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>>84633458
There was a time I'd watch anything Bruce Willis was in. I haven't seen any of those six movies.

>>84634604
>not a single attractive one
What the fuck happened? Both Bruce and Demi Moore where 10/10 in the 90's.

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>>84634614
They don't look that bad come on anon

>>84634604
Are those chins shopped? Jesus fuck.

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>>84634632
>he doesn't like weak jaws

>>84634626
jesus christ bruce willis genes are both dominant as hell and weak as fuck because they're all girls

>>84634613
should watch hostage tho, out of those 6 posted movies thats the best one

but i havent seen or heard of the other ones

>>84634613
>There was a time I'd watch anything Bruce Willis was in. I haven't seen any of those six movies.
Pretty much this.

And I have no problem watching a casual-as-fuck-direct-to-dvd/bargin-bin action movie. I just haven't seen any seagal-tier movies in a few years.

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>>84634649
>kidney bean for a face
Damn

Hostage is a really good movie though.

>>84633458
Hostage is really good.

>>84633458
China

>>84634685
It sounds like Hostage is the one to watch
>>84634677
>>84634790

Cold Light of Day look ok, it has Cavill and Sigourney

>>84634809
>Hostage
I actually saw that one. I liked it.

>>84634321
IIRC, Cold light of day was shown in theaters so they was billed as a quality action film at least, so that covers weaver and cavill.

I'm pretty sure Jane and Cusack are quite comfortably into washed up tier I hate to say

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He'll be back

>>84635892
Oh Christ. This will be complete dogshit.

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haters will say its fake

>>84635970
looks like he got it from a vacuum.

They probably complete filming in like 2 weeks instead of 2 months and pay the same. And he can accept more of them.

>>84633458
Divorce and drug addicted women

>>84636169
i reckon it looks rad

t. already balding and have a huge thick beard which im relying on to still get laid

>>84635892
It's gonna suck, but I'll still watch it.

>>84634604
given those jaws, that is a lot of food

>>84634614
Your father can be a 10/10, but if you're a girl and get his manly chin you're fucked

>>84636314
it won't work

>>84636473
already does

Who is the target audience for these mid (?) range action flicks?

>>84636619
Minorities

Arabs watch nothing else

>>84635892
Roth is remaking Death Wish? There goes any respect a had left for him.

>>84634626
poor demi

>death wish was good in the first place

>>84633458
not smart with money
stallone for example doesn't do direct-to garbage because he was smart with money. And I know this for a fact because brucie boy refused Expendables 3 because of that, he wanted more money, sly told him no and bruce told him to go fuck himself

>>84634809
Cold Light of Day is shit and Bruce is only in it for like 20 minutes

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>>84634314
>filename

>>84633458
I hate how they always pack one good movie in with 4 or 5 shit ones in these multipack DVDs

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>>84633458
He can still make it.

>>84634525
Considering fucking Forrest Gump won the Oscar for best picture that year, I'd believe it. Pulp Fiction was still pretty out there for a lot of the moviegoing public.

>>84633458
I have LITERALLY never heard of any of those movies.

>>84634604
>>84634614
>>84634632
>>84636387
I think Jay Leno might have fucked his wife.

>>84634626
>having daughters that literally looks like trannies

He's our generations Nic Cage..

>>84639614

nic cage and bruce are in the same generation

>>84633458
some one forgot to turn off italics

>>84634626
i wish i had 3 daughters i could use as shovels

>>84639423
Forrest Gump is a lot better than pulp fiction

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>>84634363
>implying

>>84633458
Funny how you come across shitty generic straight to dvd action movies with Bruce Willis in them.

Saw "the cold light of day" couple months ago.
>Bruce Willis is one of main characters
>dies within 20 minutes
>Meanwhile, Henry Cavill slowly drinks a can of coke three inches away from the camera without any music for 30 seconds.

>>84641083
upload that last bit please

>>84640545
>He's got John Travolta's smile.
Huh? The baby wasn't Travolta's son. That was the whole premise of the movie.

>>84633458
>not putting the actor's name above their head on the poster
END THIS MEME, END IT END IT END IT END IT

>>84634124
John Cusack followed whatever little success he had in the past to it's natural conclusion. Sigourney got old, but she still gets good roles her and there, and she's almost guaranteed to be in the Avatar movies.
Everyone else is mediocre and exactly where they should be.

>>84634604
I really want to fuck the red head though

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>>84634626
>if they had 3 boys, they likely would have gotten Demi's looks and come out looking like twinks
Fate just wanted to shit all over those children's looks.

>>84634626
Wow. In >>84634604 the middle one at least looks cute but holy fuck did she let it all go. She literally looks like she's transitioning to male.

>>84641437
This

>>84633458
Why are the not putting his name above his head?
Someone needs to be fired

>>84633458
Hostage is a decent flick.

>>84642727
Hostage is actually a good film, unlike the rest

Hostage is enjoyable


Haven't seen the rest

>>84634574
He was shit before that movie. Pretty much as soon as he shaved his head, he stopped caring.

>>84639614
At least Nic Cage puts in a fucking effort.

>>84642122
Not matching the actor names to the faces they're over.

>>84633458

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpjXt1yYJQ

He does D2D so he doesn't have to put up with dumb interviewers anymore

>>84633458
AHH WHY IS IT SO HARD TO HAVE THE RIGHT NAMES ABOVE THE ACTORS ON THE DVD COVERS?

This triggers me

>>84634124
we're getting old and watching our heroes get older too. we just forget about what's happening to us because we're more focused on other people. that's all.

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the quintessential Bruce Willis movie to me.

>>84639423

shut up, idiot

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>>84645056
>not Last Boy Scout