Favorite Quotes

The Terminator: [picking up guns at a gun shop, while looking at the guns on the gun rack behind the clerk] The 12-gauge auto-loader.

Pawn Shop Clerk: That's Italian. You can go pump or auto.

Pawn Shop Clerk: [hands the Terminator the pump action shotgun]

The Terminator: The .45 long slide, with laser sighting.

Pawn Shop Clerk: [hands the Terminator a .45 gun from the glass case in front of the clerk ] These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else?

The Terminator: Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

Pawn Shop Clerk: [annoyed] Hey, just what you see, pal.

The Terminator: [looks around] The Uzi nine millimeter.

Pawn Shop Clerk: You know your weapons, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for home defense. So uh, which will it be?

The Terminator: [pointing the 12-gage shotgun towards the door] All.

Pawn Shop Clerk: I may close early today. There's a 15-day wait on the hand guns but the rifles you can take right now.

[sees the Terminator load his 12-gage shotgun] Pawn Shop Clerk: You can't do that.

The Terminator: [shoots the clerk] Nope.

Anonymous 2017-07-05 12:54:37 Post No.84624431
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Here's looking at you, baby.

Anonymous 2017-07-05 12:56:31 Post No.84624472
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>>84624431
kek'd

Anonymous 2017-07-05 12:59:21 Post No.84624533
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Anonymous 2017-07-05 12:59:21 Post No.84624533 [Report]

GET TO THE HELICOPTER!

Anonymous 2017-07-05 01:00:38 Post No.84624561
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>>84624022
heh. Kinda needed a bigger payoff after that.

Why did the Terminator need laser sighting with his .45 calibre?

Anonymous 2017-07-05 01:02:17 Post No.84624605
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Anonymous 2017-07-05 01:02:17 Post No.84624605 [Report]

>Remeber Jake, it's Chinatown
>Hasta la vista, honey
>Close the pod bay doors, HAL

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Just when I thought I was out, they call me.

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>>84623247
>Irene, I have to confess my love for you. Being around you gives me hope in my otherwise shit life. I would not be able to live with myself I did not speak up about this. I am a very vocal man, so I simply cannot be quiet on this subject

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