Adam Driver in Girls

You just described me

Except weight lifting

>>84622184
Bro, don't fuck fat girls... Have some self respect.

None of you can do ten push ups

What was that faggot saving her from in the video where hes running to her?

>>84622246
i could do ten pullups without even losing my breath

>overly complex contrived projection of author
>ha ha! hes so well written! its almost like he's a real person!111

>>84622420
Basically nothing.

Lena Dunham's character has OCD and shit and she gave herself a bad haircut and was just having a breakdown in her apartment. She called her ex boyfriend by accident, who was so hopelessly still in love with her that he ran across New York to "rescue" her

wow, actual discussion and it's about a terrible, cringe inducing show
/tv/ was a mistake

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>>84622246
I can do like 45 while fresh, up from 20 last month.

I rejected the by the obese love of my life and now I'm joining the military because I don't have anything else to do.

I'm basically OP's description except shorter and uglier than Adam Driver.

also just looking at dunham creeps me the fuck out, she's totally a psychotic
fake ass puppy dog eyes like she isnt a sociopath, fuck that

>>84622536
>overly complex contrived projection of author

the "author" is lena dunham, how can she project her dumbass feminist self onto a male character that is nothing like her in real life?

>>84622576

Good on you man, getting into physical shape is the first step to really being able to be comfortable in your own skin, or at least it was for me.

Fuck the fat chick who didn't love you, chisel yourself into who you want to become, love yourself, and the woman (or man) you are meant to be with will follow.

You're gonna make it, brah.

>>84622619
>nothing like her
>he thinks psycho child rapist isnt insecure
>plebs emotionally attach to laundry list of female insecurities

Ohio blue tip..... our favorite brand of..... blue tip.....matches....blue like the sky..... that a the same time seems like a...... river....... a peaceful river..... where i like to be......... with a box of..... matches........ Ohio blue....... blue tip...... matches....

>>84622124
>Watching anything by that fat jew

>>84622808
Did you mention the little megaphone shape the letters make?

>>84622124
this is awkward

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>>84622944
As Im driving..... the time passes.... like..... the streets that Im... leaving behind......... on this bus......the bus that goes to somewhere....... while at the same time goes to home of everyone..... ohio blue.... tip.... mathces.

Damn. Nah im not as insecure anymore but that does resonate.

>poor hygiene
?
>lifts weights and tries to act macho
It seems like your mixing two different archetypes of modern males here. Maybe it's common on /fit/ but in real life mixed with everything else you mentioned? I don't know

>>84622124
>alcohol and sex obsessed pervert
correct about the sex part, but from what i recall he was in AA and throughout the series did not ever drink alcohol.

>>84622808

It was comfy kino.

outer
space

>>84623314
he got really drunk and "raped" (according to feminists on the internet) his girlfriend in one episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6OrpeDGn7g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5CoZ83aGMk (starts at 0:55)

>>84623314
He got drunk one episode and he turned into a borderline rapist.

>>84622124
he's literally the most normal and reasonable person on the show

>>84623509
This. Lena Duhnam is a fanatic but at least she didn't make the male characters unrealistic assholes. Its all the women in the show that are irredeemable.

>>84622246
I did 83 on my last APFT
what now big guy?

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>>84623509
>implying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMmh75vHM9M

>>84623552
my favourite scene is his reaction to the nonchalant abortion girl

>>84622184

He is describing me to a T. Now I am married and constantly have to get the wife to keep the weight off.

>>84622246
I can do 18 chin ups.

>>84623610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjN9iImfw_w

>No, my first name is Mimi-Rose, my middle name is Eleanor

What an insufferable cunt

>>84622124
He's every positive and negative trait from every guy lena has had sex with

>>84622124
>there are people on /tv/ that actually watched Girls.

Just when I though this place hit rock bottom....there is no hope for this board.

>>84623757
Not everybody is into star wars and super heroes son.

>>84622246

I can eat ten Flintstones Push Ups though, easy.

Men are like this now because its easier to get laid now than its ever been.

Don't have to be a Chad in life to win anymore

>>84623600
I thought you meant you got an 83 full points and I almost laughed at you.


What's your age bracket though?

>>84623600
how do you do fellow army bro...
78 on last APFT

he's a fucking chad normie shut the fuck up you nigger

>>84624300
>normie
>I'm gonna make the continent of Africa on your arm

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>>84623757
>he doesn't hatewatch some things for free
lol
I can hatewatch so much stuff dude, you learn a lot about directors, media types, people who influence culture, etc.

for example, I don't give a fuck about war movies, especially ww2 nazi stuff, but after watching about 23 fucking films from the last two decades of ww2 nazi movies, I now know they are near 100% fetish films.
They are completely designed to fit two audiences: 49% are there for their secret nazi-caricature dom fetish (Schindler's List), and the other 49% are there for their gay power fantasy of killing nazis (Fury).

The remaining 2% are interested in war history.
Good special effects, violence and lots of yelling =/= a profound, honest piece of film on war.

>tl;dr
Try to hatewatch more stuff. You'll understand if you actually see things (for free) that are bad and learn just as much from good stuff.

>>84622576
So you're going to sign up to posssibly kill people on government orders because you have nothing else to do? For fuck's sake, man.

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>>84623067
Excuse me. Aha.

>>84622124
this was me when i was 16, sure

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>>84622124
>uses random fat chick for sex
Everyone knows only black people fuck fat white women.

>>84623934
>its easier to get laid now than its ever been.

it's cute when people who know nothing about the world post their thoughts on it

>>84622576
>I rejected the by the obese love of my life

What did he mean by this?

>>84622124
the gay guy is the best character on the show and pretty much the only person who stands up for himself and shut down Hannah. What did they mean by this?

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>>84627358
My obese oneitis denied me.

>>84625272
Yeah, got a problem with it.