>Are you ready? >I was born ready.

>Do your thing

>>84621726
>I'm coming in hot!

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>Are you reddit?
>I was born reddit.

Pooooooooooop

name 1 movie

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>I've got the mayor breathing down my neck!

>>84621794
Ocean's Thirteen (2007)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8JREAcdAKU

>>84621777
Based.

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>Hand over your badge and gun.
>and your other badge.
>and your other gun.
>and your other gun.
>and your other gun.

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>>84621726
>i want to see the manager
>you're in luck, you're looking at her

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>vietnam war scene
>it aint me starts playing

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>I'm a big guy.
>For me?
>No, for Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelleer, Button-Lee, Juan, and Avyu.

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>ice based character
>"It's time to get those hotheads out of here!"

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>I'll take one of everything.

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>couple goes to movie theater
>don't have to pass through the popcorn mines

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>i thought you were dead!?
>me too

>hey i cannot answer my phone right now, wait for the thing
do americans really use voicemail?

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>It's over!
>It's not over until I say it's over.

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>>84622064

>Cool party

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>why are you so good at handjobs?
>i grew up with 4 brothers

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>what should we do?
>ruuuuuun!

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>It's behind me isn't it?

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>tell my wife that i love her
>no, you tell her!

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>i love you
>i know

>>84621726
>introduction for the final member in a team of misfits
>"he's wanted in over 15 countries"
>it's a dog

>>84622377
name THREE kinos that used this line in the first half

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>whats the plan?
>plan?

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>No, don't kill him! Don't sink to his level!

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>>84622462

>Chase scene through city streets
>Fruit cart knocked over

>>84621726
>I've got a bad feeling about this

>>84622468
Your biopic
Poor Little White Guy
Чeлoвeк c кинoaппapaтoм

>>84622550
>Drives into a newspaper stand

>>84622064
>chill out

>>84622064

>Ice to see you

>>84622567
>Чeлoвeк c кинoaппapaтoм

good taste m8

>There's too many if them

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>>84622520

>What's plan B!?
>THAT was plan B!

>>84622581
>a woman's skirt flies up

>>84622275
kek'd

>>84622623
>We're being overrun! Get back, GET BACK AAAHHH *static"

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>>84622673
giv big penis

>>84622670
>runs over my hands

>Black man with a moustache is chief of police

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>I drive... baby

>>84622730
Name 4 flicks, 3 movies, 2 films and 1 kino.

>my hands are a little dirty
>so are your shoes

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>>84622377
>i grew up with 4 brothers

>>84622670

>Chase goes on foot
>Ends up on roof, takes down a hispanic lady's washing line

>>84622730
>Dammit Mahony you're a loose cannon but you get the job done

>>84622765

I think it'd be harder to name films from the 90s where it's not the case

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>bad guy tricks, or forces hero into making a deal
>"I can tell we are gonna be good friends!"

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>>84622789

>Shot of villain rushing down staircase
>Next shot hero busting open stairwell door and rushing down staircase after

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>>84622844
>have I told you about how I mutilated your father and caused your mother to die
>he was a good friend

>>84621755
What's your thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itKhvrUekDs

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>"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

>>84621777
absolutely based

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>grenade thrown at villains foot
>villain stares at it
>*boom*

>>84622765

Last Action Hero
Beverly Hills Cop
Speed
Showtime

>>84623069
Zootopia too

>Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fire your ass right now!

>>84623145
>i'm dating your daughter, sir
>stiffens up and faints

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>sell me this pen

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>you and what army?

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>GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SHED!!!
>No... it's my garage now...

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>>84623218
>Supply and demand

>I'm not talking till my lawyer gets here

>>84623270
>and your other army

>shoot him, he's the evil me
>no, shoot him. i'm the good guy

bonus points
>shoots one guy
>how did you know
>i chose randomly/x would never say y
or
>shoots both

>>84622421
Tell my wife.... i loved you..

>>84623318
>voluntary exchange

>Mumbo jumbo techspeak
>In English, doc!
>Retard baby speak

>We're not gonna make it!
>They always make it

>Serious character is serious throughout the movie
>He says something fucking stupid
>Audience laughs

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>Characters in an asylum
>Hardass character calls someone a prisoner
>Doctor corrects them with "patient"

>>84623725
>Character in an asylum
>Spoils the plot
>Nobody believes them because "they're just crazy"
>3/4 of the cast dies before they go "maybe he wasn't crazy!"

>Military/army movie/character
>something insanely bad happens
>I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS

>>84623718
>Serious character who always serious
>never smiles
>smiles and or laughs at the end of movie
>audience adore it

>character is a fortune teller
>always predicts the future 100% correctly

>>84623811
>character has dream
>dream occurs in real life

>>84623270
Battlefield: Bad Company did this pretty well

>>84623895
>character has dream
>segregation ends
every FUCKING time

>>84622928
>bad guy slows down to look behind him
>cop is in his face

>>84621772
Kek

ITT: dumb frogposters

>>84622779
If there were four sausages in her mouth this post would be kino

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>Know every cop trope there is but can't for the life of me remember ever watching cop shows or movies

>>84623895
I've had this happen to me, it makes you question reality

>>84623989
You saw satire of the tropes I bet

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>>84623933
obligatory kek

>>84623998
i've only had feelings of Deja Vu. most of my dreams occur in another dream but sometimes I get that Deja Vu

>>84623998
It happened to me once as well. It freaked me the fuck out.

>>84623069
21 Jump Street
RoboCop
McBain movie (Simpsons)

>>84624062
what was it?

Where does the "HOWEVER" meme come from, lads?

>>84624120
A car crash along I-75 into the side of a bridge with a 4 car pileup.
This was about a year ago, we were on our way either to or back from some robotics competition. I think it was on our way back. I don't know what it means or meant.

>>84624143
Harry Potter I think.

>>84624062
>Flat bike tire in a dream, flat car tire when I woke up

What was yours

>>84621726
>Are you xer?
>I was born xer.

>>84624206
>>84624173

>>84624143
Well done slitherin, however

Harry Potter is going to fuck your house mother

>>84624143
Harry Potter, the head of house awards a bunch of points, and as it looks like another house will win the cup, Dumbledore starts tacking on hundreds of points for harry and CO.

>it's a doggy dog world out there

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>greasers start fighting and throwing milkshakes at each other
"I SAID SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL"

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>Loser falls in love with woman
>She hates him at first and falls in love with him over time through his quirky antics and seeing him as a sensitive person

Things that never happen

>>84622581
>drives through Chinatown

>>84624343
NAME ONE FUCKING MOTION PICTURE, DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S A FLICK OR WHATEVER THE FUCK, JUST NAME ONE FUCKING MOTION PICTURE

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>villain hangs from cliff
>"Take my hand!"
>villain immediately betrays hero

>side character utters plot-changing last words to main character
>dies IMMEDIATELY afterwards

>high school characters
>the mc is a chick
>has a guy friend that "totally isn't into her"

>>84624402
This

>>84624402
>loser falls in love with woman
>she never even notices his presence

>"Go ahead and kill me, I'm already dead anyway"

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>military pilot
>"five by five, we're in the pipe"
literally every time

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>Gossiping about particular character, often calling for action to take place
>"He's right behind me isn't he?"

>>84624489
>Roger Delta, taking her in for a landing

>>84624490
>characters looking for a monster in a cave
>"It's behind me isn't it"
>"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!"

>female character looking for my dick
>"it's behind these fat folds isnt it?"

>>84624537
>"Alpha Charlie niner niner, requesting permission to land"

>>84624343
>quote on quote

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>>84624539
>People running from monster or murderer
>It turns into a Scooby Doo parody with Iron Butterfly playing organ
>Running from room to room in a hallway

How many fucking movies and shows have done this

>>84624585
>this is foxtrot 5, target has been extracted, over

>>84624693
>solid copy

>>84624563
>prison scene
>5'6 white character drops the soap
>bends over to pick it up
>"Tyrone's behind me isn't he"

>>84624693
>hunter 2-1 this is qssqssin actual do you copy? over
>solid copy over

>>84624749
>"let's finish this off and go home boys"

>>84624790
>>84624749

kek

>>84621947
The song is called Fortunate Son you retard.

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>"Come in Alpha Team?"

>"I think we found what's left of Delta..."

>>84622282
Only old people and business lines

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>>84624900
>We found Delta team... atleast what was left of them

>>84624792
my sides

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>don't talk to me until I've had my covfefe

>>84624687
>villain monologues
>hero tries to take advantage of this
>villain stops him
>"Woah! You got me monologing!"

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>Show features cameoes from the original Star Trek cast or other nerd culture sensation
>They invariably get angry at or run away from obsessed fans at some point

>>84623809
TDK even does that first one

>>84625031
Futurama did this

>>84625025
>covfefe
WOW! Upvoted my good sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar. I tip my fedora to you. I enjoyed this post very much. This deserves to be on the front page. You sir, I like you. I wish I could upvote this multiple times! Please come fuck my wife. I really, really, really like this post. HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA I CAN'T EVEN breATH you are so funny! HHAHAHAHAHA STUPID DRUMPF WITH HIS COVFEFE AND IT SOUNDS LIKE COFFEE HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Edit: Why so many downvotes?

Edit 2: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Edit 3: Brb inbox is litterally dead xd

>Guy asks who would shoot a man before throwing him out a plane
>Doesn't realize that plenty of people would

>Anything from the trolley?
>We'll take the whole lot.

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>>84624866
And this ladies and gents is what we call a newfag.

>>84625257
You played yourself

>>84623809
Never seen the second one or haven't paid attention.

>>84625277
>doesn't realize that throwing them off the plane was just a means to get rid of the body and shooting them was to make sure they died
Was Bane autistic?

>>84625414
>make sure they're dead
>before throwing them 30,000 feet to their death

>>84624343
>for all intensive purposes

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>>84624970
>Where's Delta team?!
>All over the place.....

>>84625297

>"This is running on empty... food review!"

What did he mean by this?

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>characters get attacked by zombies
>"Zombies aren't real!"

>>84625257
>And your other hothead...

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>1964 film
>"GOLLLDFINGEEEERR HES THE MAN THE MAN WITH THE MIDAS TOUCH"

>>84625438
fun fact it takes ~600 metres to reach terminal velocity
so there is essentially no difference between falling from 600 metres and falling from 100 km

>>84625359
Doctor Strange did this with some fat asian guy

>>84621794
fuck

>>84625257
>drumpfcuck triggered as fuck
cringe

>>84625544
Oh from some capeshit flick that's why nvr seen it.

>>84625872
yeah, wasn't really worth the ticket.

>>84625359
X-Men Apocalypse kinda did this when magneto smiled in the final scene and everybody instantly forgave him for killing millions of people earlier

>>84622724
Based giv poster

>just like old times

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>>84625475
>Intensive purposes

>>84626366
>we go back, don't we?
>we go way back

>>84626393
it's a doggy dog world

>>84624866
No, it's called "Better run through the jungle.''

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>>84621726
What's the point of these threads?
Do you just open up TvTropes and copy and paste the list of cliches here?
I don't even frequent /tv/ but these threads seem like a regular recurrence here. What gives?

>>84626415
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>84626393
>in the feeble position
>the point is mood
>a shoe-in
>beyond approach
>another words
>balling my eyes out
>beacon call
>damp squid
>pedal stool

>>84626474
They are fun you retard

Spoiler alert not everything in life needs to met your autistic standards [\spoiler]

>>84623895
>character has dream
>gets anally raped, or nearly

>>84626741
W-w-when does this happen?

>>84621726
>What did he mean by this?

He's trying to warn us about an impending alien invasion

>>84626127
Oh another capeshit flick how surprising.

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>>84623895
every single time

>Sounds like the plan for me!

>>84621777
How a man can be so based

>>84621755
>your other thing

>"I hope that's the last of them!"

>It isn't

>>84625872
>>84627890
>capeshit
capeshit are superhero movies? Is it a reference to the capes that superheros wear?

>>84628315
>it was just the appetizer!

>>84621726
*splat*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ3JRIA1S9w

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>>84626492

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>character getting ready to face his fears
>IN A WHITE ROOM

>>84628446

>Fight scene in a restaurant

>"Hungry for more, are you?"

>>84628450
give me back my 1 minute

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>prison movie
>when the new guy arrives some buff guy mimics a kiss at him

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>>84628972
>prison movie
>all the inmates reach through the bars to try and grab the new inmates ass when he walks past

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>character kills dying animal to show how cold he is

>>84624970
Fucking kek

>>84626474
Or people just post tropes they've seen. Sorry you couldn't figure it out.

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>>84621726
>want to participate in thread can't think of shit

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>>84626531
>>a shoe-in

T-that's not the actual phrase?

>>84624866
>fortunate son
>it ain't me starts playing

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>>84621755
>>84628077

>tell my wife's son I love her
>and you're other wife's son?

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>>84622462

>character doing surveillance
>binocular-view of the compound

>quidditch match
>harry potter gets the winball

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>Hacker is hacking
>I'm in

>old Asian monk
>would you like some tea?

>>84630603
>no one has ever done this before! hacking the Pentagon mainframe, they must have football fields of servers, firewalls, hundreds of personnel!
>*twenty seconds later*
>I'm in

>split screen phone call
>third person joins in

>I'm not mad that you did it
>I'm mad that you lied about it

>villan from an old movie wants a lot of money
>1 million dollars

>that's our intelligence specialist
>she speaks 7 languages

>>84630643
>hacking is just very fast typing on a black screen with green scrolling text

>>84621777
Based pooooooooooop poster

>characters mouth has tape over it
>mmph-mm-mm-mph!
>what?

>"You won't shoot me. You don't have the guts."
>Gets shot

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>>84622728
Underrated

>Fiber optics commercial
>you can watch tv in 5 rooms

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>>84630813
If he decides to run over 5 hands, he's still killing Billy

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- Is this a threat?
- Just a warning

>character returns books to the library
>"you read all of these already?"

>acid trip scene

family dog covers eyes with his paws

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>Is this a threat?
>It's a promise.

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>I'm NOT wearing that ..
>cut to him wearing it

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>glass breaks
>cat screams

>>84621794
jackie chan

>>84630972
Lol

>quiet character speaks at the end
>is incredibly well spoken

>>84630954
>get ready for the police action thriller of the summer
>rogue cop Miller has a new partner...
>and he's a dog?!?!
>cut to a dog whining and covering its face with its paws

>sassy robot

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>Start describing plan
>cut away to plan being executed in real time as the person describes said plan

>this is our hq
>magnificent building
>main character is awestruck
>no... I mean the place NEXT to it
>rundown shack or noodle shop

>>84622670
>two men carry a large pane of glass across the street perpendicular

>characters smoking weed
>tie dye and smoke everywhere and someone is hungry

>how many witnesses?
>7
>shoots one
>6

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>guy mashing intensely on a ps/xbox controller
>atari sound fx

>I can make your wish come true
>can't make someone fall in love with you though

>>84624445
>Drive onto conveniently placed ramp-like structure and over a river
>>84622550
>protags pass train while the antags get stuck behind it
or vice versa

>Don't make this harder than it has to be
>Oh... I'll make this MUCH harder than it has to be

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>>84630972
>I'm NOT fucking that ..
>cut to her fucking it

>school cafeteria
>here's yer sloppy joe!!

>guy dreaming about making out with qt
>wakes up
>its his dog licking him

>funeral
>Peter, I love you

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>>84623270
>what army? LOOK AROUND YOU KRABS!

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going we are where<
when but, where not<

>>84630592
>they've got a dark wizard to deal with
>and Relationships

>>84631389
>lunch lady piles disgusting school food on character's tray
>character groans

>Do you think I enjoy killing innocent people?
>I do it for the sake of humanity

>>84624206
>dream about a flood destroying my home town
>wake up
>"anon there was a tsunami in Japan!"

>>84624450
Godzilla 1998

>now you have to fight... him!
>huge buff guy
>er no... behind him
>tiny smart guy

>>84631651
>didnt say big guy
its time for you to leave

>millennial smart phone girl
>"idk, whatevs, ttyl!!"

you can take on the top terrorist organizations in the world but you can't ask out a girl!?

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>guy gets kicked in the balls
>starts talking with a high pitched voice

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>guy tries to do something he thinks will fail in a situation where he knows he cannot win
>it works
or
>someone is about to get shot
>closes eyes before bad guy pulls trigger
>gunshot with closeup of persons face
>opens eyes and turns around to see bad guy on the ground dead
>protags teammate/police officer helps him up

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>>84621772

>>84623933
underrated

>>84624687
It originated from Benny Hill iirc

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>>84625031
>sitcom has a cameo
>audience cheering and clapping

>>84625865
>cringe
Don't even post that ironically. I really don't want to feel like I'm in a youtube comments section.

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>>84625257
Literally lol

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>>84626492
Based.

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>>84626474
It's pretty meta. We bring up tropes we either like or don't like and there are several macromemes "and your other x" partyrockers, baneposting, ect that only shine once you've lurked a bit or know what it's referencing.
I love these threads, honestly.

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>>84629120
>new inmate gets their ass grabbed
>"y-you, too..."

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>>84629955
We're kindred spirits.

>>84629986
>have seen that pepe posted in a thread or two before with the filename panic.jpg
>wonder if it's the same anon

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>>84630681
Parents:
>I'm not mad
>I'm dissapointed

>>84628365
no, it references the trope where any character who wears a cape can't control his bowel movements for some reason

>>84626474
Just post a Pepe reacting to a trope that you have in mind, mostly an annoying one.

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>>84632629

>new inmates arrive
>prisoners start banging the bars on their cell doors and throw toilet paper
>"EEY FISH"

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>villain's master plan is beginning
>he starts conducting along to classical music

>>84630972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmIaL2BK1Zk
gets me every time

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>>84630137

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>>84621726
>I was born naked and screaming

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*Protagonist greets a group of people that could absolutely hand his ass to him in a second*
*One of the lowers their weapon*
>Welcome to the resistance

>>84631490
This post is making me have a stroke.

>>84632924
right to left, habibi

>>84622064
>Freeze!

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>>84622257
The popcorn mines of kessel

>protagonist in a loud chopper being shown A4 sized black and white photos by an up tight FBI agent
>we were just about pull our men out
>then they found this

>>84624173
nothing

>>84633206

>your old colleague Dr Ramirez said you could make some sense of this
>I told you I'm retired, you can tell Ramirez that I'm not interested in your little witch hunt
>You can tell her yourself, RAMIREZ!

>>84626531
>Diamond dozen

>>84624024

But satire isn't funny without being familiar with the thing it satirizes.

>>84629986
That's what I thought too, it's shoo-in.
Same with Ex-patriot
it's actually expatriate

>>84625029
Name one example other than incredibles

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>>84633783
Check mate.

>>84625499
>calling them zombies
>ever

>>84626766
Only in france

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>time travel movie
>it isn't WHERE we are but WHEN we are

>"We're going to die"
>We're all going to die
>Just not today

>>84621726
>Who's the bait?
>You are.

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>>84633820

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>I'll take it
>All of it

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>>84633820
That stupid game I never won. It was preparing me for life.

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>>84630955
>is that a threat?
>yes.

>>84624866
It's called "It ain't me" by the Fortunate Sons

>movie takes place in a jungle
>welcome to the jungle starts playing

Bamp

>>84635318
thanks senpai

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>Finally, after all these years, I have become "[film title starting with The]"

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>John Wick
>Constantine
>Devil's Advocate
>A Scanner Darkly
Is he, dare I say, Kino Reeves?

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>character fucks random men every day
>I grew up with 0 fathers

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>character rapes his daughter
>dog covers his eyes

>>84622462
lmao

>it aint me starts playing
>vietnam war songs come on

>>84635691
>ruh roh Raggy!

>movie about soldiers in Vietnam
>song starts playing about people who specifically never went to Vietnam
???

>>84635373
Anytime, pal

>>84635697
kill yourself

>>84622462
kek'd

>>84636005
shut the fuck up r*ddit

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>What's plan B?!
>RUN!

>>84636114
your post isn't slightly as funny as you think it is you fucking samefag

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@84636155
don't fucking reply to me again you dumb r*dditor

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>If I die, I'm taking you with me
>Tell me something I don't know.
>Tell you yourself

>>84636174
>being this triggered
are you even old enough to post here?

> villain has the hero on his knees, expecting him to crack
> hero gives a heroic speech, refusing to crumble
> villain seems stunned but slowly a grin shows on his face and he erupts in laughter
> "I have to say, I admire your courage."

@84636350
I'm being too mean or something? gb2r*ddit

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>they weren't trying to keep us out
>They were trying to keep something...IN!

>>84624866
kys

>>84622064
>"allow me to break the ice"

>>84622550
>it's mostly oranges

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>>84622462

>>84630864
>newfag doesn't know how to greentext
>posts anyway for attention
Truly the worst type of movie.

>im in

>frogposting

Imagine if this entire threads content was put into a movie or trilogy

>>84622928
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