This actually isn't that bad

It's a fucking masterpiece in comparison to the new one.
Still 4/10 at best.

Yeah, I thought it was OK. It just felt a lot smaller in scale, like a mini adventure of Jack Sparrow. Cruz was cute.

i enjoyed it

>>84620940
Preacher and Mermaid relationship bs >>>> all Will and Elizabeth bs

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>>84622029
>Mermaid
She's a cute irl

>>84620940
I watched the first three for the first time recently, haven't gotten to this one yet

Black Pearl is 5/5
DMC is filled with garbage, but the strong parts are worth sticking around for
AWE is 40 mins too long, and the comedy is Bayformers-tier, but has its moments

It's one of those movies you almost instantly forget.

Apparently, this is the most expensive film ever made. I wonder where all the money went.

>>84622987
This was more expensive than Avatar and TFA?

>>84623376
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_expensive_films#Films

Apparently.

>>84622987
Depp's wine cellar.

>>84623642
Wow. Most expensive films are either bland or outright bad. More of a reason to reduce budgets.

>>84623642
I knew about At World's End, but I don't understand how Stranger Tides cost more than that. There was a ludicrous amount of work in At World's End. Is a good chunk of the cost for Stranger Tides simply major pay rises for the actors?

>>84623642
so many complete shit movies. imagine all that money spent on space, we could be pirating alien kino right now

>>84620940
1 > 2 > 4 > 3

>>84623902
What about the fifth movie?

>>84623884
It's just tax evasion.

>>84622927
How old was she in these?

>>84625877
Early to mid twenties

>>84622987
>>84623376
Check out the full size moving ships they have in front of Green screens. Pretty awesome

The only good part was Blackbeard.

They made Barbossa look like a fag.