Co-workers starts talking about films

>>84613728
> return to work after holiday
> boss of department starts talking about how he saw Big Hero 6 on the plane
> really liked it
> I spend the next hour in hell trying to keep a straight face

>>84613728

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPSgDCoyljI

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>>84613728
>co-workers start talking about how they lost their virginity

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>most people overheard you saying youve seen a film
>someone else later asks about the same film if anyone has seen it
>you say nothing
>after around 30 seconds someone calls you out and says your name and that youve said youve seen the film
>have to talk to the coworker about the film which is what you should have done as soon as they asked everyone about the film

>>84613783

This shit happened to me, but swap big hero 6 with evan almighty

Work at a movie theater most of my coworkers are plebs.

I heard someone refer to "ex machina" as "ex mash ee na"

>they recommend a flick and now you have to see it after accidentally showing interest
>pirate it and begrudgingly watch it
>spaghetti everywhere

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Co-workers starts talking about porn

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>(((co-workers)))

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>>84613728
>the new superman movie was so fucking dumb, why didn't he just put his hand over zod's laser eyes instead of snapping his neck?
>yeah superman isn't supposed to kill people. they don't know anything about comic books

>>84613860
.....yikes...

>>84614683
eleventh post best post

>>84613783
>>84614122
Happened to me just last week with The Mummy

>>84614705

Fuck, this shit happened so much with BvS, so many fucking retards saying

>"Well yeah, of course critics won't like it, this is a movie made FOR FANS, it has a lot of fan things that only fans will understand and respect!"

Meanwhile in the actual film...
>Batman kills
>Superman isn't a boyscout
>Doomsday is just a mix of human and kryptonian DNA
>DOOMSDAYS WEAKNESS IS KRYPTONITE

yeah man, that's pretty fucking true to the comic canon

>>84614683 Some neets gotta pay that rent boi

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>my face when I just agree with everyone's shitty opinions on tv & film so they'll move on, because nobody really cares except you autists

>>84614473
I would forgive that and take pleasure in correcting them. And explaining its origin.

>>84614116
Sure, I saw it... I wasn't paying attention, sorry. It was enjoyable enough I guess, Ive already forgotten most of it. Haha. Anyway did you hear that Elle fanning is dating a black guy?

>>84613728
>has a job
kys wagecuck

>>84613728
My co-worker is not a pleb so I actually enjoy this.

>>84613728
>be /pol/ as fuck
>coworkers are unrepentant commies and faggots
>occasionally ask me if I've seen X movie or listened to Y band
>swallow rant about the Jews and recycling old shows to rewrite history and meme white identity out of existence
>swallow backup rant about modern media being produced for maximum consumption by the lowest common denominator at the cost of cinematography and variety
>swallow tertiary emergency rant diverting all conversation to the mystery surrounding the exact function of the animatronic Ninja Turtles
>just stand there staring at coworkers and swallowing really hard