what is the worst movie you ever saw?

Perro caca 2, the return of OP

>>84613145
My dad videotaped my birth. Probably that.

Some shit movie that was fucking awful

>>84613145
PERRO CACA IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>84613145
anchorman

The Stupids

>>84613211
you mean anchorman 2

>>84613177
webm, now

I passionately hate on The Man from Earth, I would even say that it's an OBJECTIVELY bad movie.

>>84613145
Your mom's porno. Lost my lunch three times to that.

>>84613441
So someone with the bulimia would enjoy OP mom's porno?

Mad Max '79
I have no idea how that series ever took off.

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Knowing. Not only was it a massive fail of a movie, but it started out pretty interesting. Then partway through it goes in a 180 trying to be interesting or unpredictable and took a turn for the stupid

the plot is nicholas cage is a professor that doesnt believe in coincidence or some shit like that. the school he works for opens up a time capsule that students made 50 years or so previously, and they get pictures of what the students thought the future would look like. one picture is just a bunch of numbers that turn out to be dates and coordinates of major disasters and tragedies, along with the death counts (things like earthquakes, floods, and the 9/11 terror attacks). Cage teams up with some bitch and her kids to try and stop the predicted final event (the apocalypse). Suddenly, the movie goes retarded. The kids find some aliens out in the woods and are abducted, the woman is killed in a sudden car wreck, and the earth gets destroyed by a massive solar flare. the movie ends with the kids restarting life in an alien version of the garden of eden

>>84613145
it's a tie between Fury and Foxcatcher.

John Carter

>>84613145
Man of Steel

S. Darko

>>84614013
The plane scene was kino.

Avengers

Bladerunner

>>84613145
Can somebody fill me in on the perro caca meme?

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Unironically this

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Not even trolling. You retards seem to love this one.

>>84613145
Rocky 5
or
Spiderman 3

Wing Commander

>>84613145
Sucker Punch

The most annoyingly pretentious movie I ever seen, Period.

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This pile of shit still makes me angry that it exists

hellraiser revelations

Game Therapy. A shit flick made by two italian youtubers. I watched it looking for cringe and oh boy it delivered. The absolute worst thing ever.

>>84614237
I liked it but it was disappointing because of all the reviews making it sound like a masterpiece and some actually lying about some stuff about it. It's really not that far from an action movie like Fast and Furious 1 (I love FnF 1 btw).

The Elephant Man

The Mummy 2017

>>84613441
Was your lunch semen?

>>84614201
>>84614316
These are pretty bad.

>>84613145
They Live

>>84614237
Aaaaaaaaand back to red dit with you, faget.

Hard to pick just one, but Elektra was godawful. M Night's TLA movie. The Ring 2. Idk, those are just the first 3 that came to mind.

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>>84614237
>>84614407
Some shitty taste right there, that's for sure

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666: Devilish Charm

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>>84614180
Agreed

Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus

>>84614573
You're just fuckin wrong

>>84613145
Europa Report

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>>84614645
was gonna say Dragonball: Evolution until you forced me to remember TLA. FUCK that """""""movie""""""""

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I watched a literal homoerotic movie by David Decoteau. I couldn't stomach some parts like when the shirtless guys pour oil over each other, and had to fast forward those, but I don't know if I can really say it's the worst movie I've watched.
It was called Speed Demon and I wanted to see it because a magazine I used to read called it "a gay supernatural fast and furious". It was in a list of worst directors ever.
All the guys are shirtless and the only girls in the movie are fully clothed and sort of conservative, and one of the chicks even says something like "I'm still more manly than you" to one of the guys iirc.
That's not Anakin in the poster btw.

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>>84614581
>unironically likes drive

You 12, son?

>>84614802
sounds like that one movie RLM did on BOTW where it turned out to essentially be softcore gay porn, can't remember the name of it though

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Fucking this

>>84613240
anchorman 1 wasn't funny

Don't mess with the Zohan

>>84614013
I remember Rose Byrne's character being so annoying in this move.

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>>84615039
>Important films for the Drumpf era

i downloaded a very low budget movie called Spaghettiman, about a slacker who gains the power to shoot spaghetti out of his hands.

Couldn't finish watching it, however I think I may have inspired it in a thread some time ago about suggesting movie ideas in which I suggested the idea of a man who gains the power of shooting spaghetti out of his hands.

So it's my own fault I suppose. Be careful what you write, words have power.

>>84613145
>2017
>perro caca is in the house tonight, everybody have a poopy time

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>>84614650
>Liking Man of Steel

>>84615469
i like ultraman as well

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>>84613145
somebody give me the quick rundown on perro caca

Wonder Woman or Suicide Squad

>>84613145
The third narnia movie
Gummo
Transformers 4
Master of disguise
Spider-Man 3
That 3 hour superman movie from like 10 years ago

>>84613145
suicide squad

This Japanese movie about Sadako and her thousand paper cranes.
https://youtu.be/OL61Oz5f-Yo?t=1119
I saw it two years ago, so I can't remember much. I'm pretty sure it's a political movie, it has practically nothing to do with Sadako. At one point the actors harass Japanese coast guards, but, even though it's supposed to be a film, I can't tell whether they're real coast guards; it feels like candid footage.

>>84614201
You must not have seen many movies in your life if this is the worst.

Monster island

https://youtu.be/FCF-zMRTB9A

The thing is though it's so bad it's good, if you know what I mean

>>84616597
I'd say it's up there with some of the worst, I think I'd rather watch Godfather III

Phoenix Forgotten

Alice in wonderland 2010. Made me angry, skin turned red

>>84613145
Matilda, the one about a boxing kangaroo. The only movie i ever saw where i was the only one in the theater.

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>>84613145
This piece of shit.

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Whatever the fuck this is

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Completely fucked up the charm of the first 2 (SK3 I don't really count)

>>84616830
This was unironically very good and one of the best of the year so far. Fucking numales.

Star Trek Generations

>>84618314
There's a 4th? Fuck me

>>84613145
Its tough but i can narrow it down between three.
Iron Man 2
The Curse of Sleeping Beauty
Queen of Blood

Life
Okja
John Wick 2
The VVitch
La La Land
Arrival
Hail, Caesar!
Deadpool
Kong: Skull Island
10 Cloverfield Lane
BVS
Captain America Civil War
Neon Demon
Finding Dory
Ghostbusters
Snowden
Swiss Army Man
The Great Wall
Song to Song


Just from the last two years, these are all 0/10 and 1/10 garbo

>>84618381
What films do you like?

>>84617824

That fucking card scene

>>84618448
every fucking time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuDKElFcm1E
what the fuck were they thinking?

>>84618328
>I don't go to /tv/ a-a-anymore guys

>>84618400
Lots of different types preferably not oscarbait or shitflicks.

>>84618328
I can't tell if something is bait anymore or not

>>84617824
First movie was also shit

>>84618381
Some of these are at the very least well made and/or well acted, which puts them at a 3/10 at least.
Some of these are actually pretty decent. Hail, Caesar wasn't the Coen's best by far, but fuck me, that's a 6/10.
The VVitch deserves a a 6 for atmosphere alone.
If it had a different ending, Cloverfield Lane would be 7/10, but at least a 6/10 now
Neon Demon was at least a 7
Arrival was competently made, albeit very pseudo-intelligent. But no way lower than a 6.
Then when you're asked what kind of movies you do like, you respond with some vague non-answer
You're fishing for (You)s and I just gave you one

>>84618797
They are all worthless esp hail caesar, 10 cloverpleb lane, arrival and neon demon

>>84618638
Not baiting it was very good RT is a joke as are most people.

>>84618475
Jesus christ.

>>84618888
Fuck me, why do people like you get the gets

>>84616095
>Transformers 4
This was it. The WORST movie I have ever seen.

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Angst

>>84621456
Not even, I wasn't too big on it but the camerawork is fantastic, go fuck yourself

Funny Games: The remake
It's the most pretentious 2deep5edgi6u garbage I've ever seen.

>>84622866
Well considering it's a shot for shot remake the same opinion can be applied to the original then right?

>>84623132
Probably.
I only ever saw the remake and it's bad enough that I don't want to waste time with the original.