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Emily Ratajkowski Says She Couldn't Land Acting Jobs Because

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what is wrong with casting directors?
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>>84609396
> female
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> claiming she's a victim
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> no fault of her own
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> white man's fault
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>Be famous for having large breasts and getting them out
>REEEEE STOP OBJECTIFIYING ME! SEXISM! MUH SOGGY KNEE!

Hate this cunt.
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The paedophile hollywood casting directors are intimidated by fully grown women
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Same reason /tv/ can't get a job, benis is too big
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beep beep here it come the chop tits machine! Another one bites the dust.
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>>84609396
She can't land jobs because she can't act for shit and she posts naked selfies on instagram constantly.
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>>84609474
If thats how you measure fully grown women then she was a fully grown woman at 13 based on the picture she posted
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They know that people like OP would rather talk about the main actresses' tits all day rather than the movie itself.
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>>84609396
Is she sure it's cause she's got big tits, or because she's a horrible actress?
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>>84609396
>dumb model cunt what got famous because splendid tits can only find roles of a dumb model cunt wot shows her tits

REAL LIFE IS HARDER THAN INSTAGRAM REEEEEEEEEEEE
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Maybe, just maybe she wasn't suitable for the roles on offer
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>>84609514
If even faggots are going to talk about your tits all day rather than your movies than you know you have a terrific pair. That or no acting chops whatsoever.
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>>84609396

Why not get a reduction? Or are her tits her cash cows?
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>>84609479
So I got a job because my 6 inches penis is too small?
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>>84609396
Because Hollywood doesn't cast attractive female leads any more because they don't want to be considered sexist, although any female who wants a job still has to suck dick behind the scenes. Funny world we live in.
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>>84609460
She didn't say anything of that alt-reddit
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>starred
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>>84609566
>Why not get a reduction?

DELETE THIS

DELETE THIS MAN

DELETE HIS VERY EXISTENCE
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>>84609580
Yeah
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>>84609396
I have some jobs for her, if you know what I mean.
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>>84609396
Cos Hollywood are diddlers and they want you to be diddlers too.

Every leading lady must be flat as a surf board.
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Emily Reddjakowsky was never attractive
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>>84609617
But my teacher told me it was average size during the penis inspection day.
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>>84609479
underrated post
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>>84609396
Yeah, I think it's obvious at this point, they have this bias against big boobs. Makes sense the higher ups love them children.
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what was she even in? like ever? didn't she get famous for being a whore in a robin thick video?
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Mammario gets roles all the time though. Fuck this perpetual victim whore
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>>84609396
>"I remember when Emily came to the casting and I immediately noticed those huge boobs. They were so gigantic, I couldn't stop staring at them and here's the thing: they stared back. in the end we hired JLaw. Her tits aren't small either but at least they're blind."
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>>84609396
>the only reason she has fame is for her tits
>big tits will only get you so far in hollywood
there are other careers available for busty chicks who get naked. most involve licking carpet or riding dick.
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>>84609396
They were never that big to begin with.

>>84609437
fpbp
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>>84609658

Gone Girl, slut with big tits that Ben cheats on Pike with.
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>>84609565
Does anybody on /tv/ ever talk about the titcow from Mad Men without mentioning something about mommy, milky, or mammaries?
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>my face when whoring yourself out to shitty music videos keeps you from getting cast in real movies

Finally some justice for being a whore.
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>>84609715
No, but in all fairness, just look at those things.
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>>84609715
literally no
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>>84609693
underrated

>>84609779
>liking fake tits
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>>84609566

HMMMMM I WONDER.

She will get cast and in shit but yes her tits are the only thing keeping her afloat.
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>>84609779
mommy milky pwease
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I'd land her an acting job because her boobs are too big, if you're catching what I'm throwing.
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>>84609844
>liking fake tits
What? Her tits conform to whatever bra/dress she's wearing. I doubt even the best unders would look like this.
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>>84609692
Also i think Mammario doesnt even need to suck dick to get roles, she only let you play wiht her boobs and suck her nipples
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>>84609396
chop em off then you dumb cunt
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>>84609970
those milkers are begging to be liberated, wont someone help them?
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Yea I mean there's barely any famous actresses with large breasts in Hollywood, perfectly valid point, something should be done about it
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>>84609715

Well if the way to identify her is
>the titcow from Mad Men
then you're answering your own question already.
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>>84609437
I have to almost agree with this guy.

>white man's fault
nope

>white victimization post
check
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so what roles exactly is she auditioning for?
her boobs would probably be a welcome distraction from her acting
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>no I'm like a really good actress
>it's just that I have big boobs
I should feel sorry for her?
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This might be the most absurd attempt at victimdom I've seen in a long time.
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>>84610950
t. schlomo goldensteinberg
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I'll cast her in every movie I shoot in my bedroom if you get what I'm getting at.
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>>84610950
>white people can't be victims
Das racis
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Wasn't she in iCarly?
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i wanna see her pusy
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>>84611317
yeah gibby tapped it
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>>84609437
>white male
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>/pol/tard
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>unemployed
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>jew's fault
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>>84611442
>black
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>welfare
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>professional victim
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>/pol/'s fault
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>>84609396
I'm sure it has nothing to do with her man face and zero talent
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>>84611442
>>84611575
>strawman
check

Kill yourselves.
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>>84609396

>be model only hired because shes hot to play bimbo characters and because she probably fucks the producers

>bitches about not being taken seriously as an actor.

I garuntee this dumbass has super rich parents that bought her fame and she probably fucks gross saudis for millions anyway. its really satisfying when someone tries to take a short cut and they get BTFO
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If she can't even keep her boobs free of moisture and sweat why does she expect to land gigs? People don't want to see such disgusting things.
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>>84611713
>not wanting to soak up all that tit sweat with your face

faggot
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>>84611625
>I'm better than you peasants
>I'll be the mature one

Leave now jerk
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>>84609396
I'm honestly surprised she don't get more roles, because she is really good at casting couch. Colour me surprise. Maybe is casting couch really dead nowadays?
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>>84611317
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>>84611771
>criticizing the boobsweat poster when he posts the best tit pics of basically any female celeb whensoever they are mentioned
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Despite all the retard autoplay woman hating comments in this thread, its actually true that women with big breasts dont get casted in major films.

The reason - women are intimated by big breasted women, especially if they are young and perky. So if you hate feminism and pandering, you should agree with Emily. Non-casting of big titted women is anti male casting policy.
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>>84611803
yes now women get roles by being daughters of rich people with pull in the industry
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>>84609396
>Emily Ratajkowski Says She Couldn't Land Acting Jobs Because Her 'Boobs Are Too Big'


Meanwhile in Hollywood
Anorexic Gal Gadot...
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>>84611915
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>>84611915
Probably. Selena Gomez or Miranda Cosgrove are willing to fuck literally anything and anybody to get roles, but their careers are utterly dead. I don’t want to say that not happens from time to time, but casting couch is just a 90’s myth.
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>>84611848
Was she SCHNEIDER'D?
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>>84609396
It is a fact that slender busty actresses are verboten in Hollywood because they trigger women by making them feel insecure. This is why the only titcows onscreen these days are also fat (i.e. Christina Hendricks). The last stacked but slender actress I can think of is Jennifer Love Hewitt who is almost 40 now. Can anyone prove me wrong?
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>>84611317
Sup, Dan. You can't keep getting away with it!!
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>>84609396
maybe it's because she cant act for shit
go back to instagram
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My, my
my
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>>84611803

I think the casting couch is mostly a meme. It was probably a big deal in the 70s or something, but now I imagine these studios are so fucking huge they dont want to waste any aspect of their million dollar investments (movies) on the whims of some horny pervert producer who will hire the 23 year old retarded model hes currently fucking.

Its probably only a thing on smaller movies now. Besides, these guys just fuck children in their pedowood cult on their free time, so its not like they need to waste any sexual effort on the casting couch anyway.
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>>84609396
I mean she isn't wrong but its not for sexist reasons or people assuming she is a dumb bimbo.

The issue with wildly proportioned females is that they are scene consuming. You actually have to shoot around their "assets" and it is painstaking and reduces the amount of shots and angles available.

You see this with black girls with big butts as well, if anyone remembers that future cop show with megan good, it didnt matter what she wore the second her ass came into the shot it was the center of attention because it was so large. You could actually tell they were actively trying to keep her ass out of view.

Imagine a shot with Emilys dying husband laying on teh ground and emily is leaning over him crying... if you go anywhere below her neck all you have is these giant boobs hanging or flopping around drawing the attention of everyone and ruining the scene.

Too big or crazy proportions is not good for film
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>>84612057
>jewish sticc is famous

>stacked slav is not

nothing strange about that in hollywood
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>>84612022
daddario, eva green, sofia vergara, scarlett johansson
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i mean they're not that big
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>>84609396
There's also people who can't land acting jobs because they're too ugly, fat, or old. I don't see why cowtits are the only ones complaining.
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You guys know you can see her full on tits in Robin Thicke's explicit version of Blurred Lines' music video right?
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>>84612022
You're probably right. Daddarios comes to mind but she doesn't get big roles either like Emily.

>be Emily
>genetically gifted
>so pretty they don't allow you to play pretend on screen
I don't know whether this is BTFO or just sad because Emily seems like a good girl
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>>84612169
ScarJo and Eva are Jewish so they are a separate discussion and Sofia Vergara isn't slender. Daddario is a perfect counter example but she isn't really that famous.

I'm just being pedantic, you did prove me wrong. cheers
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>>84611713
titty moisture is essential for what i'd like to do with her chest meat
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>>84612274
I wish more actresses took the Emily Ratajkowski method of making their debut showing full boob in their debut. Look at Alison Brie
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>>84612274
>getting naked for a music video
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>>84611905

Then she can just get a reduction and lobby for more roles.
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>>84609590
>triggered
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>>84612100
This is actually a really good point. It'd turn even the most emotional or striking scene into fap-time, which is fine for the anime fan service guzzling audience of places like 4chan and whatnot but not very accessible to mainstream audiences.
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>>84609396
She believes that she's fucking entitled to an acting gig. Unbelievable.
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>>84612327
alison brie needs to be charged for war crimes after this shit and that one article she was quoted in

fucking hell, 2010 was prime brie
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She deserves better desu
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>>84609693
This is cool, is this a paraphrased movie quote?

>>84609396
I don't think its this per se, I think that you need talent. Also, Hollywood is still really prudish, if you have big boobs you are really typecast into the vixen or slut role. You look way too lewd running or doing any bouncy activity. A nun needing to run with giant boobs will still look sexual. Maybe more so lol

Yes, some women in acting have nice sized boobs but you see there is a limit. I think J Law has found the absolute limit to boob size and still being a serious actress. Every other woman is roughly this size, such as Chastain or Amy Adams.

Then again, if Emily Rat did get a boob reduction she doesn't have the talent to back it up. In general she should have been happy to be famous at all.

In the end... I am rooting for her because I want bigger tits in my films though. Go Emily! For Feminism! heh
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>>84612169
The thing is, none of these women are really disproportionate. Daddarrio is tall and slender and her boobs while big are not massive. They fit her body. Scarlett is another perfectly proportional woman who has large tits.

Same goes for eva green...
Emilys tits seem to consume her entire torso, its lascivious.

Put more simply, when you look at all those women the first thing you notice is they are really hot, then their boobs.
When you look at emily you notice her giant boobs, then that she is hot
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>>84612169
ScarJo = way more famous post reduction
Vergara = a token whore character on a sitcom lets not get crazy
Green = a good point
Daddario = bombed in her movie, probably no future career
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>>84612057
gal has a much more memorable face, chick on the right has no lasting star power
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>>84612680
their faces look almost identical...
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>>84612109
Ratajkowski's mother is Jewish as well.
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what is it with her face? like something seems off ..
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>>84612786
>even the jewish titcows are being blacklisted

how deep does the anti-tit conspiracy go?!
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>>84611713
this
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I'd bet it has more to do with her personality, every interview I've seen with her, something seems off. She's like a human red flag.
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>>84609533
>>84609543

Christiana Hendricks is a decent actress who had an important part in one of the best TV shows of all time, and she only ever gets supporting roles.
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>>84611713
I like those sweaty titties
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>>84612524
fuck
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>>84612169

Daddario is very minor, Eva isn't really mainstream Hollywood, Sofia Vergara is just a tv gimmick and ScarJo looks nothing like she used to.
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>HollyWEIRD won't hire this beauty.
Oy Vey
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>>84613304
she also supports muh dick.
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>>84612713
lmao nope
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>>84609396
>>84612100
I think Diora Baird said something similar in an interview. She's practically a nobody though, but damn her tits are out of this world.
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>emily thread
>barely any emily pics
come on now
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>>84613504
>tfw no gypsy gf
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>>84613646
>Diora Baird
god-tier
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>>84609396
>>84609779
>>84609970
>>84611713
>>84611848
>>84612101
>>84612203
>>84612525
>>84613304
>>84613182
>>84613664
>>84613742
giv big boob gf
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>>84613690
>no ass
>no hips
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>>84611713
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>>84613795
ass way too big
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>>84613795
It's enough curve for me.
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>>84613845
Irishman pls go.
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>>84609437
>fa/tv/irgin whining
check
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>>84613873
>flap
ew
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>>84613999
what do you mean?
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>>84609396
Casting directors are generally women. Women hate other women with bigger tits than them.
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>>84613873
A FUCKING FRIDGE
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>>84609396
Maybe she's trying to land the wrong roles? Maybe the roles require someone who isn't a fucking titcow or something.
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>>84614161
Go away fat enabler
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>>84614289
Or maybe this chick is just a fucking model who can't act.
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Why does Hollywood push for actresses to be very masculine?
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>You will never have a qt gf with nice tits give you a titfuck
WHY EVEN LIVE!?
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>>84614491

But I think she's quite ugly in face tho
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>>84609396
that's because there's a big push to promote big ass and small tits in america because it's connected to nigger & latino culture.

they already succeeded, pic related
say goodbye to big tits. average white girl looks like Iggy Azalea now. small tits and big fake ass. this is the future you choose
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>>84609396
her tits are average size at best
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>>84614515
I disagree
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>>84614513
so you make claims based on infographs that you find on the internet?
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>>84614513
makes me think
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>84614515
>D cups are average size
In 95% of the world they're not. She's easily twice the average size.
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>>84614491
>tit fuck
sounds awful desu, what's actually the fucking point?
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>>84614513
I like how in all countries that prefer butts except America the birth rates are higher. That simply and naturally makes butt the obvious choice.
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>>84614732
The point is to slide your cock between them tiddies.
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>>84609566
>Why not get a reduction?
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>>84612596
>she is hot
that's questionable
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>>84609566
>Why not get a reduction?
Shut the fuck up anon, that's not even funny.
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>>84614788
Homosexuals need not apply
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>>84614760
Yeah but, mouth or pussy is better, hell even that thing where you thrust between thighs from behind. Titjobs, proper ones with big tits, always look boring, like it's doing nothing for the guy.
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>>84614161
Are you blind, stupid, or both?
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>>84614513

>treats USA as a singular homogenous entity

I lose all respect for polling graphs that do this. Even if you don't go by state (which you should), at least divide it into the 4 larger regions.
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Supermodels are just crazy, everyone knows this. They're used to life on easy mode, so the first time they run up against any resistance, they shatter.
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>>84613664
>>84613742
nice boobs but terrible fucking navelpussy
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>>84609396
most casting directors are now are woman, who are spiteful, jealous creatures
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>>84609715
that's like asking if /tv/ has ever managed to discuss the neon demon without jerking off to elle's slutty neck
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She's just saying this because the last few projects she chose were stinkers, and now she wants to get her name recognition up with clickbait articles.
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>>84609396
Look at the average body type routinely cast and prove her wrong. Pro Tip: YOU CAN'T
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She never considered that she's a bad actress in the first place
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>>84612525
how many cumshots did she catch with that face?
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>>84616562
Not enough for it to be too much for one from me.
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>>84610950
>>84611442
>>84613944
Holy shit you people get triggered over jack shit it's phenomenal.
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Does she actually not realize the only reason she ever landed any jobs is because she got her massive tits out in a music video.
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>>84613795
That just looks fucking retarded though. Only a spic/nigger would like that sort of distorted body.
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>>84616536
Scarjo, Megan Fox and like 60% of Hollywood cunts are not exactly talented.
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>>84609396
Her boobs aren't big though.
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>>84616955
Yes they are, according to pedos, Americans, sissy faggots and SJWs
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>>84609437
>reddit spacing
check
>white victim-hood
check
>hates women
check
You have to go back
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>>84617194
>reddit spacing
I'm not the guy you replied to, but thell is this?
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>>84609396
She also looks like a fucking rat.
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>>84611927
this hasta be a photo shop
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>>84617194
>triggered over jack shit
check
>white hatred
check
>cuck
check

BTFO bitch
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>>84611848
It's GIBBY OMG!!!
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>>84617259
at least pretend to lurk
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>>84617259
its not
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feminism was a mistake
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>>84614459
>why does Hollywood push for masculine actresses
>why does Hollywood push for homosexuality
>why does Hollywood push for effeminate white males
>why does Hollywood push for transgenderism
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>>84609437
>(((white)))
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>>84617259
newfag retard
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Literally BUILT for sucking.
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>>84609396
She doesn't get roles because she's a terrible, terrible actress and it's not like the nude model to actress transition is filled with success stories.

BUT, there's some irony because she won't shut up about feminism, but women are part of the reason she doesn't get cast. Women as an audience for media have no interest in seeing attractive women with huge boobs because they are either jealous or just revolted by it because of what it represents. Does she think casting directors are like "gee, men won't want to see a skinny chick with giant boobs...we can't cast her!" No, they won't cast her because women don't want to see her on screen. Same reason every woman on earth hated Jennifer Love Hewitt during her prime years.

Also, practically speaking, your looks/personality define your roles to an extent. Same reason no one bought Chris Hemsworth as a hacker.
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>>84609396
And people say that Hollywood isn't run by pedos.

Pedos hate big breasts because children have small breasts.

Pedowood is real.
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>>84609396
>I only got attention for being hot
>waaaaa they only want me for hot girl roles
cunt
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>>84609396
Please don't pull an Ariel
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>>84613795
could you at least find a convincing photoshop
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>>84609437
>white man's fault
The fuck? Yeah, no way white men want to see Emily on screen. Big boobs are out because they're not feminist, or haram.
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>>84609437
heh
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>>84615862
youre gay son
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>>84613771
I often see your pitiful posts on my board, who's exactly suppose to give you a gf?
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>tfw no pale redheaded big tiddie gf
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>>84609566
if you're trying to get shot, you're doing hell of a good job
>>
>>84609396
kek I saw this because based drudge

the gay mafia is finally going down!

tits guys always win in the end
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>>84612100

They can always be strapped down, you know.
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>>84620173
>>84613771
Both of these made me laugh way too much.
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>>84620196
I don't even care how crazy she looks, I would
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>>84614513
>USA letting down the entire Northern hemisphere
>>
>Diora Baird, literally best tits actress currently
>Is naked in at least half her stuff
>Mentioned in interview she was considering going to get titty reduction because she was told she would get no work, goes to clinic, freaks out and runs out, decides to take the chance to keep her big tits
>Surprise surprise she gets jobs after all these years
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>>84616741

But they deserve more jobs.
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>>84614513
Why do people go off this graphic? Just look how inaccurate this is, half of those countries in Africa don't even have internet.
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>>84620604
If she's so great, why is she so disgusting that she sweats through her boobs
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>>84616927
Indeed. If you're going to use completely interchangeable people, why not cast the really hot ones? Answer: Men would be pleased, and that can't be good.
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>>84620537
Like seriously imagine having to be...
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Just imagine finally retreating to your bedroom after a honest day's work and she's there waiting for you dressed in the finest black leather outfit. She slowly releases the pressure buckles keeping the dress strapped to her and they pop off like a lugs and bolts shooting of a submarine's pressurized walls. After half an hour she's finally complete naked, her baroque pale form perpetually jiggling, even when she's standing perfectly still. And before you know it you spring out of your rocking chair and into her flesh, partially absorbed by it, her skin trying to consume you whole. And for you want that moment to last for eternity as you slowly build up a humping motion penetrating some part of her as she looks down at you with a perfectly serene and happy expression, waiting patiently for you to exhaust yourself so she can tuck you in and kiss you goodnight.

Just imagine....
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>>84609396
She should be glad she got roles anyways, since she only got them cause Affleck wanted to suck on those tits
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>>84609396
COWTITS
BTFO
>>
I can't recall a single movie or tv show this person was in.
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>>84609396
that nose
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>>84622174
Nothing wrong with that type of nose.
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>>84612274
dude you can see her pussy in HD in nude photoshoots
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>>84609623
sauce?
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>>84609396
I also want to know why we have chestlets
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>>84609437
>triggeration of all the roasties
Good job, lad.
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>>84613646
She did. And Diora is really great, she's hard working, and humble, and funnier than she has any right to be for being a 12/10, but she just couldn't land any role that wasn't a walking pair of tits. It's a shame, she deserved so much better.
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Why is this woman relevant? I don't understand.
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>>84620604
>Diora Baird, literally best tits actress currently

A challenger appears.

Wish she wasn't a shit actress, and got more work.
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and her face is too wide
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>>84623772
They're big but nowhere near as nice as Dioras.
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>>84623772
>Julianna Guill

STUPENDOUS
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>>84623862
Big ain't everything boss, don't mean to knock DB though.
>>84623885
This
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>>84623970
>Big ain't everything boss
Yes that's what I'm saying. Dioras are much better nude. They defy gravity (or at least did in her prime before she popped out a kid). Julianna's are droopy.
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when will they learn?
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>>84611442
i can smell the roasty cunt even from my home
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>>84609396
More like she has a disgusting nose
>>
The thing about Emily is that she also has an attractive and striking face due to her eyes and lips, AND her tits are both larger and perky, AND her body has no defects. This is extremely rare. Hell even Daddario has a terrible smile.
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>>84609396
Casting directors are gays and female.
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>>84617755
>its not
it is
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>>84624106
>>84623722
Too bad she's divorced and dating a dyke now. She just wasted her prime and now it's all downhill from here
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>>84623729
She's hot with great tits
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>>84609396
This bitch will come up with some many excuses but the painful truth is she's just eye candy. She can't act for shit. If she settled for bimbo roles she'd get roles by the sack full.
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>>84609396
I hate these blurred lines
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>>84609396
actually the problem its that she it's ONLY boobs and zero acting
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>>84624420
>AND her body has no defects.

Her bellybutton is gross but otherwise I'd agree.
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>>84609396
>casting directors?
they prefer little boys
>>84609474
yup
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>>84614491
>you will never be a qt gf with nice tits to give a titfuck
>>
Big boobs are for horny 14 year old boys. Men prefer smallish tits and legs
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>>84613845
>>
You seen Margot Robbie nude in Wolf of Wall Street right? That is what you call perfect tits. Anything bigger is just revolting and disgusting
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>>84609396
>Emily Ratajkowski Says She Couldn't Land Acting Jobs Because Her 'Boobs Are Too Big'

man talk about the hard life!
>>
I think its plain to see that this is a serious problem in the industry. We can't just accept a few articles about it, new change just be realised. Until big breasted women are seen all over television and film, these injustices will never be accounted for. Say YES to BIG BREASTS
>>
>>84625947
Almost all actresses in leads nowadays have small tits
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>>84625998
Because women would call it an unrealistic standard, as every fictional character of the one's sex should be a role model.
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>>84609396
She's right. A lot of us have pointed out how there's a weird preference towards fridges these days.
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>>84612713
Face blindness is a symptom of autism
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>>84626093
Yup. They have to have small tits otherwise jealous women would feel threatened and not go see it. Then pretend that it's really about women's rights and standards but really they just feel like inferior jealous nobodies. It's funny cause the Hollywood male standard is just as unrealistic but men handle it like sane beings because who gives a fuck.
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>>84609779
PAKIID
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>>84622307
who is this innocent beauty?
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>>84611905
Large breasts are subjectively gross and objectively distracting. People with disfigurements tend to not get leading roles either.
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>>84613664
Gross
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>>84626236
Women have always felt this way, but the problem is men of this generation are enabling it. In the 80s/90s men brought chicks to see whatever the fuck HE wanted to see, it didn't matter how it made the woman feel. Now men are spineless and let women boss them around, so Hollywood has to take their feelings into account. I miss the age when shameless T & A put asses in the seats, and when leading ladies were allowed to have curves.
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>>84626945
>>
>>84615691
>erat
>supermodel
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>>84609437
fpbp

fpbp

FPBP
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>>84612100
>it didnt matter what she wore the second her ass came into the shot it was the center of attention because it was so large. You could actually tell they were actively trying to keep her ass out of view.

Wait what?? Are you saying I need to watch Minority Report?
>>
>>84614491
Titjobs look a lot better than they feel unless you have a girl who really really knows what she's doing. Like the thrusting while she's on her back thing only really works well if she's receiving the end of it in her mouth.

Grabbin dem titties from behind so hard the girl cries is where it's really at.
>>
I just don't think she's all that charismatic or talented as an actress

She should just be a model
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>Model turned actress
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>>84626582
Darude - Sandstorm
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>>84609623
No I don't know what you mean
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>>84612524
what did she do in what article?
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>>84630454
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>>84609437
F P B P
P
B
P
>>
my dad likes to get on the internet and read celebrity gossip and bullshit like yahoo news. He just tried to bring up this Ratajkowski story to my mother and I "actress says her boobs are too big!" thankfully my mother didn't even know who Emily was "lol who?" and my dad butchers up names like a mofo he called her "RACTHET-KAAAWSKI" so I said that name sounds jewish and started making fun of it and jews in general

good times
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>>84612524
it really is unfortunate. biggest letdown of 2017
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>>84611442
kek'd
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>>84611970
Who wasn't on that set?
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>>84613771
based giv poster
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t. virgin abnormie
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>>84624245
>that smugness
how will chestlets ever recover? imagine being a flat chested woman standing next to her, your soul would slowly die
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>>84609396
>couldn't land acting roles
>starred in these movies
[thinking intensifies]
>>
Christina hendricks is way too hot. The jews would never allow a curvy white women on screen or else fertility rates might rise.
>>
>>84622307
>me in the back
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>>84609566
Please just shut the fuck up
>>
>>84631591
what the fuck is this?
>>
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>>84632154
someone motorboting some titties.
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>>84609396
>>84609396

But she's the one that started flashing her tits and ass becoming the flavor of the month some years ago.

Plus she's not a good actor either.

>I'm too attractive to be an actress, UGHHHHH

Hey, she chose the image she wanted the world to see her as.
>>
>>84632297
but is it pete and titcow? if so, sauce
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>>84632405
Her name is Vica Kerekes. An actress from Hungary/Slovakia/Czechia, not sure where lol.But here, have some more pics.
http://imgur.com/a/hMDyr#56
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>>84609396
I unironically went to high school with her. She graduated the year before me. Ask me anything.
>>
tfw to sexy too act
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>>84632297
>that low res upscaled crap
get out
>>84631728
idk
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>>84632703
>get out
I'm sorry.
>>
>>84632768
Why isn't she a pornstar bros? How am I gonna quench this thirst of wanting to see her get tittyfucked?
>>
>>84632539
Was she a ratty whore with plainly average tits then as well?
>>
>>84629465
Same with Gadot, just more talentless jews to soak up shekels.

Dumb Americans are willing to pay for it so why not.
>>
>>84631689
GIVE CHRISTINA MORE ROLES NOW OR I SCREAM
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>>84633018
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>>84633029
Weird shop
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>>84633029
fucking fivehead
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>>84632845
>tittyfucked

My one and only fetish. I want to be Christina's son or friend of her son who's staying over and get the best titjob in the world from her.
>>
>>84633315
No words
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>>84609396

>a JEW
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>>84611442
Not unemployed, unfucked
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>>84611713
>its a sweaty boob poster

why

why pick this hill to die on
>>
Why does this thread have so many posts?
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>>84633812
Titties.
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>>84633151
>based ben going straight for a suck
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>>84633151
>Puffy nips
Dropped!
>>
>>84633151
>And Cut-......Ben?....Ben?
>>
>>84626582
leah gotti
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>>84633865
shit taste kys
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>>84633151
god DAMN these nips
i NEED to suck on them
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>>84633151
>>84633172
>Inverted Nipples
That's the shit, faman, my man
>>
>>84632539
what she was like in high school?
>>
>>84632539
whatd her chair smell like
>>
>>84609396
>famous for tits
>ew gross i'm an actress
>>
>>84610950
>emily ratajkowski
>white
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>>84633901
Puffy nips are objectively inferior.
>>
why you hatin on Em lads?
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>>84634161
>ywn be a sex symbol whose sole purpose in life is to make guys cum and then piggyback on that some bullshit feminist theory garbage about being sexual and taken seriously or whatever and probably get paid by the UN

i wanna be dead

imagine a sex robot with a sign around its neck saying take me seriously guyz. the mind cant pretend it isnt solely focused on fucking you just because you want me to pretend i give a fuck about what is inside your head.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAk_SNu1QNk

brehs
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>>84634326
yeah just go to school with your tits out!
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>>84634326
>teach boys that girls are not sexual objects

what did this blabbering retard mean by this?
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>>84609437
>>white man's fault
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>>84609437
>all the landwhales beaching themselves over this

kek
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