>Breaking News: Kirsten Stewart apparently replacing Angelina

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>>84605896
I hate her but at the same time want to fuck her because she's so disinterested in everything that it'd be enjoyable for me to get my rocks off.

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>>84605896

What are her best movies?

>>84605896
good for vampfu

not good for malficientfu

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>>84606116
She was really good in this

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Looking back at this decision if it's real; if they give her some really good make up similar to pic related, then she would be amazing in the role

>>84605896
I UH UH AM THE BRIDE OF *HUNCHES* AH FRANKENSTEIN *FINGERS HAIR BEHIND EAR* *AWKWARD SMILE* *LOOKS AWAY*


SOUNDS GREAT INNIT

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She'd make a good Bride with white hair like this

>>84605896
>Dead fish eyes
>Deathly pallor
>Emotionless cadence
She's perfect.

They're both washed up roasties. Who gives a fuck.

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>>84606213
>implying she won't deliver a fantastic performance where she has to watch her father die and then she seeks out revenge
No idea what they will do with this movie cos they are going to give the Bride more screen time and not follow the original one with how short the Bride's performance was in that. But with a good script Kirsten could deliver a 10/10 performance if they do cast her.

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>>84605896
Why does she get to play hetero roles after coming out? It's not fair!!!!

>>84605896
Who gives a shit. Kstew is fucking ugly and cannot act. Fuck off already nobody cares.

>>84606352
because she's good looking unlike that fuggo you posted

>universal cinematic universe
it'll be trash either way

Good for Jolie, glad she acted quickly and got the fuck out of that doomed to fail "dark universe"

>>84606394
Jolie is box office poison. she can't act for shit. regardless of Stewart she's not a total shit show like jolie

>>84606418

so is stewart. shes even more unlikeable than emma watson somehow

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>>84605896


So, is this an actual role or just an unofficial title that Jolie had earned?

>>84606472
That's because emma watson is fucking awesome you memer she's always been likeable pleb

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>after months of hard work robbing graves for bodyparts you have finally assembled her - you're kstew waifu
>she lies there inert on the laboratory table, outside the castle a lightning storm rages all around
>throwing the great switch with a final heave an enormous bolt of electricity runs through her body, then a long silence
>slowly, she sits up on the laboratory table - she's alive! - finally a kstew gf of your very own
>you turn to your bride-to-be and introduce yourself, "i frankenstein. you kstew. me friend."
>she stares at you blankly, disinterested
>suddenly she catches glimpse of your laptop and starts looking all hot and bothered
>you realize it is playing a slideshow of your dakota fanning folder
>"me, want," she says

what do?

>>84606761
she's a pretentious holier than thou sack of shit and her personality is like a piece of rusty sheet metal

>>84605896
Kstew shouldn't even be acting she is so bad. No wonder she's interested in this trash

>>84605896
>Kirsten Stewart apparently replacing Angelina Jolie as Bride of Frankenstein

They just saved a bunch of money on prosthetics and make up.

>>84606995
have you seen any of her movies other than twilight?

>>84606209
Except she can't act, not like it matters this film is already doomed

>>84606896
She isn't though you're a complete memeing sack of shit yourself and you likely have a shit personality. Literally all you do is meme

>>84606761
what the fuck is no thread safe from the autistic happa? kill yourself fucking idiot nobody likes you reddit waifu

>>84607044
I've seen probably ten movies at least.

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>>84606352
I wish these two would hook up. Imagine the beautiful babies they could have together.

>>84607058
Bingo

Is she a smoker like emma roberts is?

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>>84607172
Do you even have to ask

>>84606770
watch her fuck Dakota while I jerk off in the corner

>>84607207
From the thumbnail I thought this was a giant smoking KStew looming menacingly over the entire earth

>>84605896
ACT

>>84606770
fuck her because im dakota fanning

>>84605896
I doubt it. Kirsten don't make plebtrash anymore, she is a Cannes darling now.

>>84607060
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Was that a meme?