ITT: We come up with terrible ideas for Simpsons episodes

>Bart makes a voodoo doll of his hippie art teacher when he gets sick of art class and cast a spell to make her sick, but when he inadvertently gets her pregnant, he becomes a savior to Springfield couples trying to conceive - and is subsequently kidnapped to help conceive a thoroughbred race horse.

>a regular episode.

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>>84604958
They meet a celibrity

>Homer starts his new career as a fluffer buts gets more than he bargained for when he peeks out from the darkness and sees marge waiting with her legs in the air

>Bart and moe start a prank call company that delivers themed prank calls on behalf of a pranker to a prankee. Business is going well until a rival company starts a prank call war with bart and moe, ending in the destruction of both companies

homer fucks bart LOL

Treehouse of horror episode

>Lisa gets beat to class president by a scheming, liberal hating boy voiced by sargon of akkad. Due to his incompetence he hires Lisa as an assistant and starts to flourish thanks to her superiority. After constant success the class have been invited to attend a national debate where the weak, racist boy announces the true source of his brilliance.

it can't get any worse

It's a remake of the monorail episode, but it's entirely focused on Lisa and how smart and brave she is.

>The town of Springfield is looking for improvements for the city. The Mayor asks for suggestions and says he'll form a panel of celebrities (at least 4, all of whom will undergo some crazy shenanigans during the episode) to vote on the best suggestion to put into action. Lisa makes it her mission to make the town Green while Mr Burns suggests building a refinery for his evil oil company, citing jobs. Lisa meets environmental activist Lyle Lanely (voiced by Al Gore) who helps her come up with ideas to present to the mayor. They eventually settle on a monorail which will take all cars off the road, be super efficient and will be just great! Mr a Burns, sensing his profits are in danger goes out to woo the celebrity judges about how great evil fossil fuels are while homer and Bart also try to convince everyone to vote on something stupid like a Barcade. During final judging, nobody gets enough votes for their proposal to go through, though everyone agrees Lisa is the smartest, bravest and most caring person around.

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>Homer invents a spring with googly eyes on it that the kids of Springfield can't get enough of. Homer realizes it's stupid, and debates if it is worth the money and fame. Featuring Elon Musk as a special guest.

>>84605108
this

Chuck's Feed and Seed

>Homer loses $5,000 that he doesn't have in a poker bet, and is forced to loan Lisa out to Broadway star Laney Fontaine to pay back his debt. Marge and Homer later realize they've made a terrible mistake and must go to New York to retrieve Lisa.

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>>84605034
>mfw this actually happened

Homer get ipad

Meanwhile Moe refurbishes his bar.

>>84605287
You had me up until Elon Musk. That was well done.

>>84604958
lenny decides to move to shellbyville, which leads carl to start acting all weird.
Homer and moe start stalking him and all clues seem to hint that he's suicidal. Meanwhile bart gets a VR game and goes around the city punching people and running around cars barely avoiding death while doing amazing stunts ingame. Marge takes care of taxes and lisa opens a blog.
By the end of the episode you realize that carl wasn't suicidal, all the clues add up to him making some stupid surprise for lenny to let him know he's missed, in a video or something, and then lenny comes back saying shellbyville is not fond of "his lifestyle" implying homosexuality.
The end

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>Zombie simpsons does a 'eat my shorts' line
>Some of the writers weren't even born when that gag was first done

>>84604958
Simpsons go to DC and speak at the white house

Oh yeah, that's been done 4 billion times already. 1 more time wouldn't hurt, the horse has been beaten into alpo. It's nothing but goo at this point

Lisa writes her own fan-fiction based on [Current popular TV show] staring a strong feminist self-insert. The show creators like it so much they put it in the show because it's so good and Lisa is so talented and forward thinking. Something happens and it cones tumbling down and Lisa is sad so the whole town have to come together to cheer her up because she's the most important person in the world. Also Katy Perry stops by to teach Lisa about being yourself or something.

>Homer takes a page from 50 Shades of Grey and decides that a sadomasochistic relationship with Marge is the way to go. Meanwhile, Milhouse uses Marlon Brando's ghost to get advice on how to impress Lisa.

>>84605906
And then she goes to congress
Homer then speaks to the senators

>>84605636
Then Homer becomes the mayer and Lisa goes to the capital
Bart gets in trouble and goes to the supreme court

>>84605939
Side story: Lisa invents a car engine that runs on nothing and emits no pollution (in fact it makes the air cleaner) but my Burns steals the patent and never releases it.

>>84605971
Guest star: Barrack Obama

>>84604958
maggie talks

Flashback episode about the takeover of Chuck's Feed and Seed by Sneed.

>>84605999
At the white house

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>>84605034
>this actually happened

Name of the episode : 'High Times'

Homer sees a pamphlet that discusses the dangers of alcohol. With the lax new recreational marijuana laws just passed in springfield, Homer quits drinking and takes up pot. The episode explores stoner culture and has many shots of homer vaping and purchasing equipment for his new hobby. After Mr. Burns orders drug tests for all employees, Homer realizes he has to quit. Luckily Homer passes his drug test and the episode ends with Homer at the bar saying "Alcohol never killed anyone anyways". Meanwhile Moe is on the phone with the police who are asking him about the possibility of a new string of deaths by alcohol poisoning being related to his bar. The camera pans over to a keg of rubbing alcohol that Moe has secretly been serving his customers.

>>84606016
After their trip to the UN
Guest star: Kofi Annan

Ralph wiggum gets kidnapped by snake and they travel around the us robbing banks they meet the simpsons in new orleans, cue cultural hijinks and a jon lovits cameo, they stop snake and save the day epilogue end scene. 35grand a script, which is a ripoff btw.

>>84604958
>When a mysterious blond-haired, blue-eyed New York businessman brainwashes the family to believe that the Holocaust never happened, it's up to Lisa to vindicate the truth.

>>84606094
It all takes place at geneva during a meeting of the united nations

>>84605287
He already invented it for the Springfield Olympics

a flashback episode about how homer and marge met in 2015 through tinder except it's not called tinder it's called sinder

>>84605034
What the hell were they thinking?

>>84606036
Bono appears to congradulate Lisa, show ends with Homer trying to crowd surf at the U2 concert.. which takes place at buckingham palace
Or washington dc whichever one it doesnt matter

>>84604958
So this is what the writers department for the Simpsons looks like

disco stu has a breakdown and its revealed that he was an undercover informant who has been following ned flanders since flanders was accidently pushed into an acid party in the 70s. stu's breakdown is triggered over his distain for disco music. the episode deals with the philosophical question of "are you who you are inside or the image you portray", guest staring ?love from the roots who helps because it so happens that he hates hiphop and always wanted to be a professional figure skater. the end message is that you are only what you make people think you are and the real you doesn't matter

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i bet a ragtag group of retards using jasc animation shop and a select group of Fiverr voice actors could produce a better episode of the Simpsons than any of the current braindeads running the show right now

>>84605137
The prank one is actually pretty good.

>>84604958
Homer enters the matrix and does the slow mo kick

Dr. hibbert has a near death experience and dr nick saves his life. the town goes wild for nick and he becomes the top doc. hibbert doesn't care as in his near death experience he relives his time as a black panther and wants to rejoin the movement. he learns of BLM and becomes a leader of one of their factions. meanwhile lisa is trying to get him to return to being a doctor as she knows that dr nick will slip up and someone will die. dr hibbert says he is going to run for congress with the backing of blm but along the way he recites MLKs speech and implies that all men are equal. BLM turn on him lead by shaun king. hibbert sees that in order to elevate the black people they must work with society and not against it so he goes back to being a doctor just in time to save barney who chokes on the pickled egg jar from moes. ben carson makes a cameo at the end putting the moral to the story saying that the US has come a long way but it still has a long way to go because half of you think that the character is morgan freeman without freckles.

>homer writes a musical about rapping founding fathers of Springfield
>bart becomes a vlogger and then competes with milhouse for views
>lisa runs for class president but nelson beats her with fake news and populism

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barsinson get vela

>Marge does steroids and rapes homer

>homer goes to Argentina to find out the whereabouts of Bort and becomes a pothead in the process

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>>84606641
>mfw remembering this actually happens

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>A boy falls in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number.
>Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression.
>After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with.
>In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves.
>While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

Lisa teaches Chief Wiggum about his unconscious bias.

>>84607369
grindr is in the simpsons? what the absolute fucking degeneracy is this?
I mean i downloaded it once a year back to fuck some traps and it's really hairy assholes right in your face. this isn't something kids should be in contact with

It doesnt matter what we come up with here, it will eventually happen or it already has.

>Lisa discovers that Krusty products are damaging the enviornment after one explodes and sets the backyard on fire.
>After the truth is revealed, Krusty suffers major financial losses from the many lawsuits he has endured, culminating in the loss of his home.
>He moves in with the Simpsons, where Bart sets out to repair his damages reputation again.
>nobody acknowledges that Lisa was responsible for ruining Krusty's livelihood after he moves in
> Bart discovers that Sideshow Bob was behind the Krusty Products being defective and toxic as a ploy to kill Bart and ruin Krusty's reputation
>He's sent to prison and Krusty gets his old position back

Homer becomes a lets player. He becomes massively successful and is soon approached by several corporations who want to sponsor him. He accepts, but Lisa persuades him to stop. He also quits making videos for status quo purposes.

>>84606110
>twist: the new york businessman is a jew himself and by making a public case against him Lisa gets branded as anti-semite

>Homer finally dies from cancer
>Marge has to do escort to support the family
>Maggie is sold as a young blood bag for mister burns
>Bart start selling meth and gets all the kids addicted
>Lisa is adopted by a university treachers family and is mesmerized by the cultural manners of them, but soon realizes they're a couple of pedophiles and they take turns molesting her.

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>>84604958
A bunch of celebrity guest stars visit Springfield because of a reason that was just an excuse the writer's made up to have them there in the first place. The Simpsons (particularly Homer) get directly involved for some reason. Hijinks ensue.

Homer finds out he's actually Korean, Bart wins a pair of sneakers that are two sizes too small.

Bart wins another elephant. This fills his elephant punch card at Best Buy.

>>84608521
No, that would be kinda funny

>>84604958
>Homer goes out and buys eggs for BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moe rapes several women at knifepoint. All contract syphillis. One is Marge, who finds being raped by a hideous, loathsome man exciting and arousing.

Finally her desire and her self loathing combine to take her to new erotic heights. She disguises herself in a ploy to attract Moe to rape her again and again. Once Moe sees through her disguise, he becomes enraged at the thought that one of Springfield's "bitches" has pulled one over on him, and one night after closing, he accidentally chokes Marge to death on the top of the bar at Moe's.

The episode ends with Moe raping Lisa, who we realize is fully aware of what happened to her mother. Being abused by her mother's killer is the only way she can feel connected to her mother's love.

>>84608758
upvoted

Homer becomes a movie critic and he's exactly like /tv/ in every way.

>>84608747
>I AM YOUR WIFE

Bart gets a Nintendo Switch so the writers can dust off their 30-year-old video game jokes and throw in some unsubtle Nintendo references.

>>84604958
Flanders rapes Lisa

>>84606036
there's already been a stoner Homer episode

>>84609049
ding dong

Lisa becomes a transexual and changes her name to Louis. Homer is initially against it because she's only 8 years old, but through a heartbreaking musical number Springfield convinces him of the importance of tolerance and anti-heteronormativity. The series wins a few Emmys and the crippled and senile modern Simpsons persists for a few more seasons.

>>84608426
>>Lisa is adopted by a university treachers family and is mesmerized by the cultural manners of them, but soon realizes they're a couple of pedophiles and they take turns molesting her.

I want this. And they eat pizza.

The Simpson's meet nelson Mandela who explains they were kangs and neoliberal Lisa takes the rest of the episode for the next 10 minutes.

>Bart falls in love with the new girl Joan(voice by none other than Scarlett Johansson), everything is good until he finds out she's a gender fluid boy.
>Lisa being smart and very understanding tells bart is not a big deal. They do a dance and sing number about being open for anything.
>meanwhile Homer gets stuck on a janitors closet for hours and no one notices he went missing until Mr smithers goes to the closet for cleaning supplies(insert joke about coming out of the closet here)

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>>84605034
>>84605461
>>84606028
>>84606174
Wat

>>84604958
milhouse has a dream where bart is a girl and they make out. During the episode you see bart being a dick to people because that's bart.. and milhouse stares from far like a girl.. then when bart is about to be caught by a very upset skinner and willie, milhouse kisses bart under a tree to disguise themselves. Skinner and willie see them and say some funny line about how that was the reason bart was so hyperactive and milhouse was so depressed and that he's happy for them and shit.
The rest of the episode is bart having dardreams of milhouse as a girl, being 30 year old gay couple, and funny situations that could happen for a gay couple showing them in a "being gay is okay" light.
The episode ends with milhouse taking pills secretly and making excuses like "ehhh it's for my cancer, i have cancer" but it's actually hormones. Bart tells milhouse to forget that awkward moment and never tell anyone, milhouse agrees but thinks "you'll reconsider when im a girl"
the end

Lenny becomes Leslie. Carl can't comprehend his life partner transitioning because for as long as he could remember he only liked men. Leslie then gives a really dramatic, progressive speech about how Carl should love her for who she is on the inside. But Mayor Quimby has put a ban on transgender people getting married, as this is announced every resident of Springfield audibly gasps. But it's all solved as Maggy shoots him with a revolver and winks at the camera. To which Homer asks "But who will be the mayor now?" An unknown voice replies "I'll do it" the camera pans to Lena Dunham. Everyone cheers, Leslie and Carl are married, and the credits roll

>it's a clip show episode
>"Party Rockers in the House Tonight" starts playing

>>84609708

At the white house

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>hot summer day in Springfield
>homer becomes smarter all of a sudden
>homer becomes suddenly gay too
>bart comes out as gay upon heading that another member of his family is also gay
>but homer becomes paranoid that his own son might like him
>they both watch some porn to try and revert each other
>one thing leads to another and soon enough they're inside each other
>a months later homer feels kicking inside of him
>he goes to the doctor and it turns out homer is pregnant
>he had developed a uterus
>turns out that the crayon inside homer's brain had melted from the heat
>that crayon is what made homer dumb
>but oestrogen in the wax fused with homer's DNA and made him develop a uterus, and made him gay
>homer has the child and moves to Alaska with it to practice being a Monk

>>84609727
that makes no sense and you kinda ripped off the crayon episode except with gay shit. Sounds like some people in here are exteriorising their closeted homosexuality

>Episode set in the future
>Lisa finds out she's pregnant
>"Oh my God, I think Millhouse is the father"
>Struggles with the thought of having a child she's not ready for
>Eventually decides to have an abortion
>The episode turns into a condescending feminist message about women's rights
>Strong pro choice message
>Maybe even a quick pro-choice dance number where they sing positively about abortion
>Lisa eventually aborts
>Milhouse never finds out

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>>84609727
giv big thigh gf

>>84606533
>bart becomes a vlogger and then competes with milhouse for views

That's so believable that I had to look it up to check if it had been done.

>cameo by pewdiepie

Marge feels unattractive and gets huge titty implants again despite Lisa complaining about how degrading it is, Marge then realizes that current Hollywood hates her while the normal people love it.
Bart then shows up with Christina Hendricks who comforts Marge and tells her its all about what you yourself feel is what you want to look like.

But then Lisa shows up with Keira Knightley who was just about to tell Marge that she should embrace her flat chest.

A fight then ensues between the two celebrities while Marge moans and Lisa explains that maybe sometimes it would be wise not to interfere with what people do.

Homer then says ".......neh"

>>84605034
>he inadvertently gets her pregnant
How does he do that?

It'll finally get canceled on a whim when Fox decides it's not making them enough money. Then the writers will try to write up some half-assed ending and rush it out.

The final episode will be an hour long, and it'll be full of outrageous shit. Marge will be cuckolding Homer with every single celebrity guest that's ever been on the show (Even the dead ones), with the entire episode just being Marge getting fucked one by one while Homer just sits in the corner, crying as he jerks off and eats a sandwich.

The B-plot will be Lisa becoming transgender, then kicking Bart in the balls nonstop. No cutaways or anything, it's literally just Lester (FtM Lisa) kicking Bart in the balls while screaming about he needs to check his cis white male privilege. Every single person in Springfield will take her side, especially the celebrity guests who are fucking Marge.

It ends with the Simpsons insulting its viewers for being such fucking idiots for continuing to keep them on the air, then they all have an incestuous orgy right in the middle of the living room before vomitting all over each other and slicing their throats. Dr Nick pokes his head in and says "BYE EVERYBODY!", because "LOL REMEMBER WHEN THAT JOKE WAS RELEVANT? XD". Also, he's getting raped by Moe right outside the Simpsons house.

The next 40 minutes are just the writers giving up: videos of them shitting on each other, having a huge orgy while covered in shit, footage of people getting shot in the head, footage of babies being skinned alive and fucked, etc. You name it, they have it all. The final 10 minutes are just Matt Groening high as balls on every drug imaginable, screaming into the camera about how much he hates his life before pulling out a shotgun and blowing his fucking brains out all over the wall. Then it ends, with no credits, context or anything.

It'll end up being so viewed and talked about, that it renews The Simpsons for another 10 seasons.

>>84609017
Despite being a modern system, the graphics are still a pixelated mess and the sound effects are all 8-bit.

>>84605733
Surely not. How young is the youngest current Simpsons writer?

>>84610945
He fucked the doll duh

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>>84605916
>I just watched this episode on tv

>>84605102
this

It comes out that Sam and Larry the barflies are serial killers and have kidnapped Disco Stu. They are releasing tapes of him being tortured to Kent Brockman for their own perverse pleasure. Due to Chief Wiggum being totally inept and finding them, the town votes Homer as the new police chief.

Bart and Lisa enter into a razor scooter competition to try and beat the top champion, Duffman.

let's make an episode in a double digit season

>>84605916
>>84611165
I lost my shit

>>84609017
implying any of the current writers played NES or SNES as children

>>84609309
Guest starring Bill Nye who says something about anti-intellectualism and how its hindering the natural development of humanity

>>84606562
¿Qué?

>Lisa needs braces

>>84611587
>DENTAL PLAN

>>84611098
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT

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>>84611461
Just like gender, Billy Nye is on a spectrum.

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>>84604958
Stop posting in this thread. It's just Groening taking advantage of /tv/'s cuck nature to gain free ideas for future episodes.

>>84604958
lisa is piss and bart won't get out

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Bey Thinks It's All Over:

Beyoncé fever has swept across Springfield as a result of her latest release Lime Rickey. The beyhive just cannot stop singing her hit songs in Springfield Elementary, no matter how much it disrupts with their schoolwork.

Each and every teacher gets progressively more fed up with their antics until it all blows up in Mr. Largo's class. In an impromptu display, Lisa whips her beloved saxophone into a rendition of the HIT Beyoncé song All The Single Laddies.

>"Lisa, what is the meaning of this outrageous racket you insist on making?"

>"I'm just playing the BaeBlues, Sir"

>" Well, you may call her BEYONCE, but I refer to her as BENONCESENCEY!"

The girls and Milhouse all gasp, as they realise Mr. Fargo isn't part of the hive.
They realise that in order to play their favourite pop songs in class, there is only one person who can help them : Queen Bey herself, along with Special Guests Cee Lo Green and her husband Jay Z.

She holds a fundraiser gig in Springfield Gorge, and donates all funding to the Springfield LGBTQ+ Society. The Sri Lankan Women's Workers' Union is seen kicking the dirt in exasperation as they realise they have failed to gain the funding themselves.

The episode ends with Lisa taking to stage and performing a jazzed-up rendition of If I Was A Boy as the screen fades away.

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>>84612839
B-Plot:

Milhouse realises he isn't like the other boys, in that he really, REALLY likes Beyoncé.
After being bullied by the boys and kicked in the balls by Lewis, he decides to confide his insecurities in Lisa.
Lisa helps Milhouse become more secure in enjoying music that is usually considered girls' music, and gains some additional help from an unexpected source....

Special Guest Ellen Degeneres shows up to help out, showing Milhouse that no matter who you are or where you're from : everybody is welcome in the Beyhive.
Milhouse embraces his natural homosexual nature, and sucks off Martin after they break into Willie's Tool Shed.
In a show of solidarity, Ellen dyes her hair blue and styles it to look like Milhouses'.

Ellen:
>"Well Milhouse, what do you think of my new 'do?"

Milhouse:
>"Oh Ellen, you looked so beautiful before. Why would you change your natural beauty to look more like my ugful mug"

Ellen:
>Well I figured if I'm gonna waste 20 minutes of my life on some little shit virgin kid, I ought to look like an 8 year old lesbian myself. Also, I figured if I could change the zeitgeist of the fashion industry to help you fit in more it would be the least I could do.

Off-Screen Stage Hand
>The new Vogue just came in, the ugly dork look is in!

Milhouse:
>YASSSS! SLAAYYYYYY QUEEEEEEENNN!

>Homer transitions
>Becomes woman of the year

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>The Simpsons meet hilarious late night talk show host and brilliant political satirist, Stephen Colbert

>>84606462
based

does he do that thing where he bends back real far?

Homer checks to see whether he has PPI, when hilarity ensues

>>84609434
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_to_Expect_When_Bart%27s_Expecting

Marge sells kale smoothies

>lisa becomes alt right but then returns to her old liberal ways because they're the truth

>>84613547
delet this

Lisa, Lenny, Cletus and a new kid bond over becoming pro gamers

Homer discovers bitcoins and has lisa do chainblock calculation by hand.

these threads are fucking excellent lads

homer es loco jajaja

Homer runs for President. Says a bunch of stupid stuff and wins anyway, thinly veiled Trump jokes ensue.

marge becomes a robot

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>>84614916
Moe gets a cellphone.

Homer is a trans Beyonce. Everyone is high. Bart buys the school. Santa's Little Junior is mistaken for John Stamos. Marge is horribly burned, but survives. Lisa steals for thrills. They lose Maggie while out drinking in a boat. She is never found. Apu finds a thousand dollars and starts a savings account for his children.

>>84609772
No autists in this thread. Please leave immediately.

Marge has an abortion and everybody learns how important it is for women to have abortions.

Comic Book Guy posts pictures of Lisa half naked on the Springfield community form with questions like "Thoughts on this tushy?" Or "Hand me a towel won't ya faggot? Wwyd?" And the whole town starts accusing each other of being pedos

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>>84609203

>Principal Skinner promises that the most well-behaved at Springfield Elementary will get to ride in a submarine, Bart does everything possible to become a model student. Meanwhile, Krusty, on Lisa's advice, sells the foreign rights to his show in order to rake in more money, but the international Krustys soon become more popular than the domestic ones.

>>84610945
He didn't pull out on time>>84605108

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>>84613235
Jesus fucking Christ

sabe pa?
pasame una vela
temeo eso dija el omero sinson jjajajajaasjjsakajajaja

>homer supports trump but marge coerces him with sex to vote for hillary

>>84609913
>even further into the future
>Lisa gets BLACKED
>keeps the baby

>>84607369
>guest starring gal gadot

>>84616654
It's funny cause it's true.