Do we like the paparazzi?

>>84604213
No they are pretty shitty people and we all know that.

>>84604213
I don't, they are just obnoxious cunts who don't have any good reason to hound normal people.

Get a little of power, money, or fame and they will be at your door.

>>84604213
I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN [incoherent babble] PAPA-PAPARAZZI!

>>84604213
>provide us with fap material
>annoy overpaid idiots who play pretend for a living

Paparazzi are based. Only faggots disagree.

>>84604213

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKvQvWTZFWg

>>84604213
They're the scum of the earth. When a celebrity is nice to them, you know you're dealing with an absurdly nice person, because the paparazzi aren't owed kindness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovvNnD5zvLA

>>84604295
>>84604259
>>84604260

>moralfags

times when papparazzi got btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k9NrccRtBg

>>84604213

They seem super trashy when you get a picture with them in the background, taken by other paparazzi. Like someone just handed out 30+ DSLP cameras to random muggers and other trash in LA then left the people off in front of a random star's home.

That said, I want my pics of Jessica Alba in a bikini at some random beach with her ass hanging out etc. Soooooooooooooo they are a necessary evil. Plus lets be real here, if stars wanted to get away from them move a few miles out of LA and *poof* gone.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

>>84604213
a job anyone here would gladly take

>>84604367

you know you can just go and become a paparazzi right? you could even use your iphone

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yes

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we are not amused

>>84604213
Parasites with no marketable skills besides stalking and focusing a camera lens.

Paparazzis are despicable roaches and should be replaced by automated drones.

>>84604287
>[incoherent babble]
really? you couldn't understand "follow you until you love me"? get new ears.

>>84604213

Yes.

They are a reflection of societies desires, and a check on the privileged and famous who would otherwise hide behind the curtain of wealth and influence.

Journalism is dead. No one reads anyways. All we have left are shutterbugs lurking, waiting for a shot.

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>all this reddit hate towards based papparazis

>>84604213
earn money employed mean good

>>84605155
>DUDE EVERYTHING IS REDDIT LMAO
nice 149xxx... filename, you fucking newfag piece of shit

>>84605015
>No one reads anyways
What if I told you that you're reading RIGHT NOW? Pretty sure more people read now than ever did before. It's just not literature we're reading, it's posts and comments.

Natalie portman's only naked pics in existence were taken by a paparazzi, so yes

>>84605455
fantastic nips...like...little toes...

>>84604510
Elle has very cute boobs.

>>84604322
Holy fuck i love Alec now

>>84604510
Isn't that illegal? Walking around with you boobs flapping in the wind

>>84604213
Paparazzi are angels, 'celebs' deserve to be harassed

>>84604440
m-mummy

paps are /our guys/

i want to kiss ellie's nipples

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>>84604213
Paps are a symptom of celebrities that perpetuate a cult of personality onto unwashed masses in turn creating the obsession over daily lives, it's the celebs fault that they get harassed and if they went it to end they should just cut the shit but they're too vain and self important to do that

>>84604510
MODS

I forget I'm on a board with people who don't remember they killed princess di

>>84605922
>they

you mean the Queen?

What would happen if you were stalked by paparazzi /tv/
Would you like that?

They do a public service by pissing people off who think they're better than us.

>>84604213
>short legs
dropped

>>84606057
> DUDE PUT YOURSELVES IN THEIR SHOES LMAO
I'd also like to earn millions of dollars to play pretend

>>84604288
this

hollyjews deserve NOTHING, especially not respect and courtesy

>>84605922
Princess die was a racemixing whore.

>>84605516
Blame the parents for not supervising their downie kid.

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Thet get paid to take pictures of celebrities's butts. Sounds based to me. I'd hate to me a drunk ass male celebrity though, would be shit if they took a pic of me all fucked up going to buy a subway and it ended up here on JUST threads.

on the one hand i can't imagine how much of a piece of shit you have to be to want to be a paparazzo

but on the other hand, how would we discuss actresses' bodies of work if the paparazzi didn't do their thing?

>>84604295

teenage girls like attention more at 11

>Princess Diana
I remember watching TV and being on Internet of the day when it happened
56k I believe I had still

>>84605395
the redditor is mad

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>>84606078
Pleb, she's a short girl they are nice

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Celebrity adoration is absolutely stupid.
Actors get paid a lot of money because stupid people care about their personal lives, i wonder if a lot of actors would sign up for the job if they got payed a lot less like Theatre actors that never get any attention.
There are a lot of stupid celebrity adorers that go and see movies because a certain actor is in it and not because the movie is good.

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sure

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>>84604288>>84606104

seconded

>>84606196
not ending up in a JUST thread is my motivation for going to the gym and drinking green juice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBiH86gV0Hk

>>84604288
>>provide us with fap material
Why are you fapping to pics of celebs buying lunch when all the leaks are happening?

Paparazzi are pointless now that stuff like twitter and instagram exist.

>>84607329
bruh...

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>>84608471
Because

and all that shit is low res

>>84608715
You want a professional creeper, and that's fine. The purpose of paparazzi was to keep people informed on celebs, that's is pointless with how things are now.

>>84604213
I feel about them the same way I feel about meter maids. I don't like them, I want them to stay the fuck away from me but I need them to keep doing what they do.

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>>84608786
Not everyone tweets everything

>>84608907
n-n-no!

>>84608471
>>84608786

holy shit someone gets it

>>84608917
>no mobility scooter to stay ahead while making pictures and staying comfy

this some rookie shit right here

>>84608917
I would have acted really nice to lure him in then smashed his camera on the pavement

>>84608471

Its kinda hot to jerk it to sneakily taken topless pics of celebs.

>>84609321
he would've filmed you on his backup cam and sold the tape for even more money.

>"ANON ATTACKS PHOTOGRAPHER AFTER INJECTING AN ENTIRE COCAIN! MORE ON PAGE 6"

>>84608471
My hundreds of gigabytes of pap-taken upskirts / nipslips / etc eclipse any and all fappening sets

Plus there have been like what, a dozen actual celebs leaked ever? That shit gets boring

>>84609568
>page six
pleb paper, would at least be page 2 if not 1

>>84604510
wait wtf!

>>84605516

>AMERIFATS

>>84609568
>>84609645
It would be on the internet

>>84610028

this

>RADARONLINE EXCLUSIVE
>DAILY MAIL EXCLUSIVE
>TMZ EXCLUSIVE

one of those

>>84609321

You seem confused.

>>84605922
Lol the family killed her you fucking dunce.

I was done with paps when I saw all the pics of Emma Stone's fat fuckable devilish ass on leggings and not a single video. Do they think this is a motherfucking game?

the question is, was the sweater primarily to cover up her top, or to guard against butt photos.
Somebody fetch banesworth.

>>84604645
>Brüste

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legal stocking , hell no the crown used them as scape goats to kill Diana lets open that can o worms .
god dammit.
wake up guys this is a PRISON PLANNET even stars cannot escape!!!!!
/autisticrage

post the paparazzi mummy pic.

You know, the milf on the beach with her teenage son and he has a boner

>>84604213
>the social parasites of 4chan belittle the social parasites of hollywood culture

Pot, Kettle.

They act as a check on Hollywood degeneracy. People complaining about the right to privacy when they deserve nothing on their platter, anything but their worthless jobs and lives that say them with such glory and respect for such a pathetic existence. Celebrities don't deserve respect, especially letting them having any say in politics for that matter; they are nothing but jewish puppet cock holsters. They desere disrespect, they deserve nothing but it; genocide, rather, is the best way to kill off such gene-pool polluting trash as logic and reasoning within this era has reduced to nothing but giving a platform for these brainless delusional idiots to give their opinions on matters they cannot even comprehend with their two-digit IQ.

>>84610581
>>84605922
>>84606107

Died
In
A
Nasty
Accident

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>>84604288

this tbqh

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>>84611326

>>84607405
What kind of fridge is that, Anon? Mine has an icemaker.

>>84611326
hmmmm

>>84604322
>Little girl

Based as fuck

>>84611326
>>84611358

I wish that wer eme

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>>84604213
They provide us with potential memes so they're definitely /our guys/

If you followed a normal person around with a camera and shouted at them all day you'd get arrested or sectioned.

>>84604213
If I get these pics, yes.

>>84604440
Nice pooper that cunt has

>>84611326
/|

>>84612564
You've seen her arsehole?

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>>84604288
Fucking this

>>84604213
>Do we like the paparazzi?

They are practically modern day ninjas.

>know how to hide
>have extreme amounts of patience to follow and wait
>have keen eyes and sharp ears
>practically invisible to regular people
>warp reality so hard that even they believe that they don't exist, to hide even more efficiently as an organism
>are one with all things related to photons and electromagnetism
>can see in the dark, even in absolute darkness

They're pretty much overpowered as human beings.

>>84612888
>autism

>>84611358
>the nipples on that delicious piece of chocolate
Yum.

>>84612961
Is not a bad thing.

>>84604213
the dark knights of our time

How else are we going to get candid waifu pics?

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>>84608907
>boats and hoes and blacks

good things that came from paps:

- kstew fucking a director for role
- rihanna being a petrodollar prostitute

in fact I wish they uncovered more petrodollar whores especially since it's known that kstew went for around 250k per fuck a few years ago

>>84604288
Do you fap for that?

>>84604322
>that missed timing on "you're breaking my arm"

No. They are predominately jews.

>>84604440
i remember how happy i was when i first fapped to this set of pics

Literally human parasites

>>84611326
what the fuck did he mean by this?

>>84604319
morality has little to do with this, stupid apologist

>>84605775
i second this asdfasdf

>>84604213
>We
Fuck off Reddit.

>>84604213

It's nice on pizza or just as a snack.

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is he /our guy/?

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>>84604322
based as fuck

>>84604259
Fpbp

>They are fighting for the small man
You don't have to like hollywood people, but paps are still scum

>>84604322
>breaking my arm
kek, fucking slime

>>84604288
Pro photogs get the best pics. Pap pics are usually shit. Don't be a jelly faggot.

>>84608471
This.

Hating on actors but praising paps is a perfect example of cognitive dissonance.

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>>84616015
this
literally gods gift

>>84618403
cute desu

>>84616429
>rihanna being a petrodollar prostitute
What was this about?

>>84605516
Not in certain parts of America. Women could go around topless if they wanted to since they decriminalized it. Elle however is just having an accidental nip slip and those aren't illegal.

>>84618505
I think it's legal in NY to go topless isn't it? Remember reading about it a few years back.

>>84609321
you literally sign up for this shit when you become an actor.

>>84618528
It was illegal. They made a big stick about it and that's no longer the case. Since around 1992 you could go topless in NYC in certain areas like Central Park. It's not uncommon to see women, even business women on break, sunbathing topless in the park. Then there was this whole fiasco with the topless body painters and now they basically just let them do their thing.

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some papp pics are true kino

>>84618686
Nice, but I guess it's still relatively few who do it, right?

>>84607329
Is her vagina in jail?

>>84618774
pusy*

>>84618369
>Pro photogs get the best pics. Pap pics are usually shit
This isn't always true though. I mean, sure, my waifu might look more conventionally 'hot' on the red carpet, or doing some magazine cover shoot, but the pics the paps post are completely different. They're makeup-less, they're vulnerable, they're doing 'normal' things. It's easier to relate with and it humanizes celebrities in a way that nothing else can.

>>84618754
No, there are still women who go around with the topless body paint because they make money off of it. The same reason why there are so many bootleg Sesame street characters running around Times Square. There is even an annual body painting event that gets a lot of nude people in Times Square.

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Fun fact: the origin of the term is from this film, thanks to the character Paparazzo. I fucking hate Paparazzo.

>>84618871
>because they make money off of it
Don't understand, the women make money walking around in paint being "nude"?

>>84604322
>squeezes the fat on his arm
>lets go
>(pause)
>"y-you're breaking my arm"

what the fuck was that guy going to that much trouble for a picture of Alec Baldwin walking down a side street in New York City? He wasn't doing anything, he wasn't with anyone, he was just headed back to his apartment. How could a photo of that be worth anything? Maybe when he was on SNL last year, but this is from at least 5 years ago. Did anyone give that much of a shit about Alec Baldwin then to care about seeing pictures of him literally just walking down the street?

>"Thanks a lot, Alex"
for fucks sake he didn't even get his name right

>>84618933
They charge people to take pictures with them.

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>>84618437
indeed

>>84618742
she's so fucking ugly holy shit

>>84619814
she looks so upset.

>>84604213
We hate paparazzi until our fame starts to slump then we call them and act annoyed when they show up. Unsung heros.

>>84620305
well yeah, all she wants to do is buy some groceries and some asshole with a 50foot camera is taking pictures of her

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>>84604213
Only sometimes

>>84620676
she shoulda bought her food from amazon and just stayed home.

>>84618403
I always feel guilty when I see pics like this.
They're just trying to get along in their life and do some shopping or whatever and then some asshole paparazzi comes along and makes you uncomfortable.

>>84620798
Or just pay employees to do it + the cooking my parents only earns 25000e per month and they do that

I came here hoping somebody would post the picture of RDJ and his wife, with that dog going balls deep into some chick in the background.

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>>84606104
>FUCK ACTORS, FUCK HOLLWOOD
>posts on a board devoted to television & film

hm

>>84618754
well it depends. I've lived in NYC my whole life and usually the only time women are walking down a busy street topless is because they're trying to make a fashion statement or send a political message or some artsy shit, but even that is really rare. I think the only time women do it is if they're like suntanning on their building's rooftop or if they're at the beach. It's not a super common thing, though.

No one here really cares anyway. I don't understand the whole censoring female nipple things anyway. Not from a "free the nip" political point of view, but it just doesn't make sense why conservatives lose their fucking minds over nipples. Literally one of the first things you see when you're born is a female nipple. No kid is going to be scarred by seeing a female nipple. Suppressing that and turning it into a holy grail for their pre-teenage lives just makes them want to see it more, and now with kids getting smart phones at like 8 years old the first thing they're going to google is "boobs"

When my dad gave me his old laptop when I was 11 the first thing I did was go to the wikipedia page for breasts because I was a retard and didn't think I could find pictures of boobs elsewhere.

Didn't fucking Janet Jackson get fined $300k after the Super Bowl thing? And didn't Timberlake knock her titty out anyway? It's baffling to me that people in this country have no problem with letting 10 year olds watch The Walking Dead or play Call of Duty and glorify gun culture and let them oogle at half-naked women in magazines but draw a hard fucking line at the female nipple. Sticker on the nipple? That's okay. Hand over the nipple? That's okay too? Bare nipple? THINK OF THE CHILDREN

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I like them

>this thread has been up for almost 12 hours

>>84620862
I don't even understand why tabloids pay for those pictures. It's one thing if it's like a picture of the hot celebrity couple of the moment or whatever, but it's literally just Amanda Seyfried buying groceries. Why would anyone give a fuck? How could that photo be worth anything?

It's like that TMZ video of Benicio del Toro getting asked retarded questions by a reporter while Terrence fucking Malick is standing behind him waiting for them to finish so they can go back to whatever they were doing. The guy is more interested in Del Toro's answers to his stupid questions like "how u doin benicio" than the fact that one of the most notoriously private filmmakers is literally just out of frame

>>84622269

Who was in the wrong there?

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Ive had a few good faps to some quality razzi' shots, and its part of the job of a celebrity to deal with them being followed around in public. I like them, we get to see cuter sides than whats presented in actresses films and such.

>implying the world could of survived without these famous pictures

>>84623087
all the things that want to do with women, how you just want to touch them and rub your face into them and kiss them and grab and hold them and press against them- all those things a girl would get annoyed at from someone like you, she lets chad do that to her whenever he wants and as often as he wants.

>>84623109
>>84623196
>boobsweat
dropped

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>>84623224
I even watched Rough Night just for her lol. It it was really good, the critical panning surprised me.

>>84604322
/ourguy/

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>>84620834
>>84620877
>>84620931
>>84620973
Underage desu

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>>84623461
>americucks

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>>84623461
That's a woman. Did the jews cut your foreskin off at birth?

>>84604322
that paparazzi was a rude, thoughtless little pig.

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>Camera flash

>>84623659
She's 15 you dumbshit

>>84605155
>being a contrarian faggot

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>>84611326
>ywn be a homosex and get molested by your milf mom

i just wanna be dead

>>84623686
Is that MC Ride in the background

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>>84623775

>>84618603
>it's all around so it must be normal, endure it
You're wrong, anon.

>>84623693
Yes, and?
Would still fuck her pusy.

>>84604213
They are bottom feeding scum

>>84604259
>t. faggy liberal actor

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>>84623461
what are you gonna do about it?