Who will play him in the adaptation?

>>84596099
What kinda name is BJ?

me

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>>84596114

>>84596099
A black guy.

quentin tarantino's wife's son. tarantino will be permitted to watch the film in his shed with the door locked while his wife and the bull attend the premiere.

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>>84596099
IDRIS ELBA AND THERE IS NOT A THING YOU GOYIM CAN DO ABOUT IT!

>>84596114
William Joseph

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>>84596241
>implying (((Hollywood))) would cast a black actor in the role of a Polish-American Jew.

>>84596099

Who?

>>84596765
>he doesn't know

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>tfw no silver shirts
why the fuck did they pick a bunch of idiots running around in bedshits instead of actual fascists. fucking idiots

>>84596819
>/v/ scum acting condescending

>>84596966
>being this mad that you're out of the loop

>>84596099
Karl Urban
Dye his hair

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>>84596512
Wait. Jew?

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>>84597324
https://twitter.com/ThatTomHall/status/440012925067988992

>>84597324
what the fuck is going on, and where's the rest of this picture?

>>84597434

So new wolfenstein games are garbage. Gotcha

john cena

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>>84596099
Some Polack of course,

>>84597471

Tom Hall "wrote" Commander Keen, Wolf 3D, Doom.

>>84597471
>new wolfenstein games

Why the fuck do you try to pass yourself as an old fan when you don't even fucking know who Tom Hall is.
Kill yourself.

>>84596099
A kike.

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>>84597608
>he's mad that kikes are more handsome than he is

>>84596099
Tom Hardy

>>84597547
>>84597560

Because the only wolfeinstein that anyone really cared about was return to castle wolfenstein and that was mostly because of online. Not story.

And obviously the first one but that was more because it was doom before doom. Nothing to do with the story but killing shit

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>>84596099
this

>>84596114
There was a kid in my school who was called BJ Johnson

>>84597735
His parents must've given him that name as a joke.

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>>84596099

>>84597882
>Sam hyde
>killing nazis

Actually since he committed career suicide in sure he'd do anything for money now.

>>84596099
Matt Damon, he's got the look of a Pole, even if he isn't one.

THE REAL QUESTION IS WHICH THE ACTOR CAN WHISPER HIS PHILOSOPHICAL MUSINGS QUIETLY ENOUGH

>>84597324
I just realized Elizabeth looks like a cartoon version of Audrey Horne

>>84598094
Just have Gary Busey yell them

>>84598128

MY FATHER ALWAYS SAID YA GOTTA CORK YOUR COWS IF YOU VALUE MOTHER NATURE, WELL DAMN IT, NOW I'M CORKIN NAZIS

You need someone Aryan looking otherwise it defeats the purpose.

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YOU CAN'T SEE there's only one right answer

>>84596099
Mike Cernovich

his twerpy, lisping voice while he mows down nazis will be hilarious.

>>84598953
I bet you thought this would be funny.

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>nobody posted this

>>84600363

Can he do a southern drawl?

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this guy. you know you want it

>>84598974
I bet you thought your mother's pussy wouldn't smell that bad.

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> Not posting this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs

>>84600945
All I know is that I want another [spoiler/good[/spoiler] Predator movie.

I just bought the new order because of steam sale. What am I in for?

Idris Elba

>>84601135
Fun times

>>84601135
don't forget to pick up old blood

>>84596099
Who the fuck is that? Duke Nukem?

>>84601135
Great shooting, mediocre optional stealth, writing that is better than it deserves to be, and lots of whacky Nazi super-science.

The soundtrack is mostly harsh electronic distortion (representing the moral corruption of the Nazis) and acoustic guitar (muh murrikcan values), and personally I think Mick Gordon is overrated, but it's serviceable.

>>84598119
Anon, you might need to seek medical attention
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopagnosia

>>84601232
People with autism have this

>>84598975
Nice feethands.

>>84601219
It's beyond me how they made the tone of it work. It's goes from wacky violence to nazi war crimes to character moments to other the top violence and all across that spectrum.

It should not flow as well as it does.

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>>84596099
Prove me wrong

Elle Fanning
directed by Paul Feig

>>84600363
They'd probably have to dub him.

Channing Tatum's got the same kind of beefcake look to him

>>84602754
Channing Tatum looks like a mutt

>>84601219
This is accurate.

>>84601135

GOTY alongside Alien Isolation.
Shooting is satifying as fuck, stealth is purely optional, soundtrack is great (see below) and the story and narrative is suprisingly solid and just works. Get The Old Blood as well, fantastic expansion that is a neat fanservice to RTCW.

If you are going to take your time, what you get is strong shooting, interesting setting and feels.

https://youtu.be/TG_ZEovDDKk

>>84601511

This so fucking much. The train scene alone is superb.

https://youtu.be/5fy8vLWdrp8

Big Match John

Got I fuckin hate alt-right nazi frogs. The game was a godsend.

I can't wait to kill that evil milk drinking prick in the new one with my new african american afro woman comrade.

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>>84600945
I do want him to play the Shadow.

>>84600363
Nah, he has the role of the german guy that is taking care of Maxx

>>84597676
the new ones were universally praised

>>84596099
some nordic actor, like mads, but bigger and blonde

>>84597735
Sounds like a porn star

>>84601086
Is he the next Idris Elba

>>84596099
Chris Hemsworth

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Holt McCallany is always my first choice for giant soldier types.

>>84597676
Return is fucking based, though. The catacombs scared the bejesus out of me.

>>84596099
The same person who should have played Wonder Woman, Idris Elba.

>>84604937
That's actually a pretty good cast desu senpai

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Casper would be perfect if he gets a little jacked

John Cena or Channing Tatum

Unironically

>>84605695

He's actually pretty jacked already, check some of his instagram stuff.

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>>84596099

>>84596114
BJ Penn

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>>84605744
Fuck he's looking great

>>84596512
He's just a polack. There is no mention anywhere of him being Jewish

>>84605891

DILF status.

>>84605915
fag

>>84605891
literally 6 months of lifting

>>84605982
It's not that easy when you are 48 years old.

>>84596114
William Joseph Blazkowicz

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I reckon he could pull it off

>>84605982
I'm pretty sure that guy was just joking.
That takes like years when done natty.

>>84606222
His voice would ruin it, and I think they need a bigger guy.

>>84606369

What's wrong with his voice other than him not saying I love you to me with it

>>84597471
The best FPS campaigns for a long time

>>84606222
Aaron is like fifty and he could never get jacked enough. Let some no name WWE faggot do it and pump the rest of the money on production.

>>84596114
A reminder to the father on how to not get more kids.

>>84605431
Only one rule:
No Australians

>>84605901
What about the ancient jewish super armor?

>>84606449
There isn't anything "wrong" with it. It just wouldn't feel like BJ.

>>84597676
>Because the only wolfeinstein that anyone really cared about was return to castle wolfenstein
Holy shit, someone kick this child out of here.

>>84606702

Sales numbers don't lie.

>>84596850
Are those pelleys dudes

>>84605982
>t. doesn't even lift