>accidentally single-handedly uncover the whereabouts of the

>>84591309
>Pablo Escobar

He was already replaced by the time this happen.

Chapo told them not to touch Penn. He knows Penn will eventually make the movie about his life and wants his inevitable biopic

>>84591309
this guy also killed hugo chavez

>>84591386
why chose Penn though? If I had more power and money than God, he'd be nowhere near the top of the list of celebrity dudes to hang out with

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who

>>84591309
Penn is CIA

>>84591435
Penn was probably the only one crazy enough to meet him

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gave this

>>84591309
>mfw he's done more to help the world than the rest of hollywood combined

sean penn is fucking based

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son of a bitch

>You know (((((why)))))

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>>84591309
>neither he nor his family have been kidnapped or tortured by cartel leaders

that's because a mexican gang can't possibly stress out sean penn or his family any more than he does naturally

have you ever seen one single paparazzi picture of Penn in an airport or somewhere not looking stressed the fuck out?

if this dude ever had to go back to the black lodge, he would be chucking up garmonbozia for days

>>84591599
no amount of Elders of Zion money can save you from Sinaloa hitmen if you piss them off enough

>>84591659
>Frank Underwood is a fucking KEK!! and Kevin Spacey is a paedophilic FAGGOT, do you hear me you piece of shit Netflixpleb!?

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I forgot my keys.

you know how much heat that shit would bring to mexico?

>>84591309
They wanted him out anyway to take over

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We gotta go back I don't have my keys.

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>>84591811
>look at this shit, this show died long ago when that cook became a fucking gardener!

>now you scrub through and play me the part of House Of Cards that's still good you cocksucker

>>84591899
you mean, having the top cartel bosses being even more in the FBI Top 10 Most Wanted List than they are now?

>>84591309
Cartels don't work like that you retarded foreigner

>>84591972
Why's he so pissed off? That motherfucker looks like he needs a shit dogg.

>>84591309
What if it happened like in Tropic Thunder, and Pablo Escobar and his cartel loved I am Sam?

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have you seen my keys?

Why is Sean Penn so angry all the time

>>84591972
>mfw he is showing them the 'help, the secretary fell' moment

>>84592065
His daughter's nudes got leaked, and that's her boyfriend he's yelling at. He was showing him her nudes.

>>84591812
Is that a nice car? I don't know cars but it looks like a nice car t oem

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HAVE YOU SEEN MY KEYS?

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oh wait, they are in my left pocket

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>>84591972
>It's ok baby, it's ok.

>You don't have to do any more pointless scenes with that bastard writer that kept draining the show till it lost all meaning.

>just one more season of house of shit, one more fucking season...

>>84592280
hahahaahahahahahha

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I found my keys, that son of a bitch Cuaron had them.

>>84591972
Hes acting, you dumb fuck

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>>84591309
Now that Chapo and Chavez are gone, he's gonna be needing another surrogate daddy.

>>84592438
Who dat? and pusy pic when?

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Turns out they were my house keys not my car keys, still need to find my car keys

>>84591309
What the hell has old Chappie been up to these days anyway?

>>84591812
looks like he had his car designed at Los Santos Customs

>>84592205
Damn that cocksucker got caught out hahaha, still I ain't ever seen someone that fuckin red before dogg motherfucker needs a valium or some shit guy

>>84592213
Well it's not an s14 but it will do.

he did a favor to tha CIA taking down competitors

whats the deal with the keys meme

>>84591309
>crippled a multi-billion dollar brutally bloodthirsty enterprise
That's were you're off.
Sinaloa cartel is just as operative now as it was with Chapo upfront.
They can keep making money paying off every government from Medellin to Seattle. The government get good press capturing a figurehead. Everyone's happy.

If either the mexican or American government really wanted them gone they would hunt them down like the communists in the 70s.

The ones who are in power now know that both governments will leave them alone if they don't make much of a fuss.

If you go to Hollywood and kill an A list celebrity you're going to have a lot of press coverage, that would translate in a lot of public pressure to attack the cartel. That's not good for business.

>black suit over black shirt with black tie

imagine being a famous hollywood actor and still dressing like the night manager of a chili's lmao

>>84592205
>He was showing him her nudes.
why, he can see her nude any time he wants?

>>84591309

Killing a high-profile American probably would've accomplished very little besides bringing down a lot of heat that would've been bad for business.

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kino