Fuck, he looks good!

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inb4
>dude why isn't he happy in pics where scum is taking his pictures

>>84588780
Being part of the paparazzi is pathetic. The job itself is not even fulfilling and requires you to stalk celebrities all day in hopes that one of your pictures will be licensed out to other companies.

What's even the point?

>>84588780
this is so sad. How do you become this person and feel okay with yourself?

>>84588780
>west coasters

>>84588870
It's easy if you're a dick head with no self conscious

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>>84588858
>>84588870
Magazines, celebrity websites, and tv shows pay some pretty serious cash if you can get a good photo or vid.
Double the cash if they're in private and/or your photos are exclusive, and double that again if you catch them doing something illegal or raunchy that soils thier image.
Its also a two edged sword, because without the assholes constantly taking pictures and videos, movie stars would lose thier fame and basically be nobodies.

>>84588870
Why the profession of "celebrity stalker that hounds people for profit" is legal I'll never know.

>>84588993
>movie stars would lose thier fame and basically be nobodies.

>this is what retards on the internet actually believe

>>84589029
w-whore

He's still ugly. No amount of weight loss will change that sadly.

>>84589046
>celebrities don't need thier photos taken to stay in the public eye
>this is what a flyover country simpleton thinks

>>84588858
Refusing successful people a second of privacy to drain their souls

>>84589071

he needs to put on way more muscle but that might ruin his career baka

>>84589084

this is fucking 2017

>what is social media

>>84589042

It's impossible to police.
And also there's a demand for such photos.

It's a tradeoff for getting millions of dollars to play pretend.
Additionally paps mostly target currently popular celebs and almost exclusively in LA.

>>84589029
damn shes a qt

>>84589103
nah, he plays mostly cock bags. being an emotionally stunted mini-hulk will only help that.

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>>84589084
get a job

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>>84588780
First I thought it's Jonah running from a paparazzi, then turning around to show the middle finger to him. Seriously though, this is awful. I think at point I would snap and beat the shit out whoever taking photos at the moment.

Then after I paid a shitload of money to the guy due to the inevitable lawsuit, I'd ask Jim Carrey why did he abandon that "flash sticks to the paparazzi's face" method. It seemed to be great, at least against night photos.

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>>84588736
>This is considered skinny in burgerland

looks disgusting still, you can't fix that kind of ugly. looks like he's in his late 40s. looks like the embodiment of drugs

>>84589540
what the fuck. HAhaha

what with that flappy skin under his chin, without that beard he would look like a turkey

>>84588736
me on the right

>>84588780
>tfw your dogs dont even chase after and kill the guy

>>84589029
y-you too

>>84589954

pap is brave with it being a pit bull and all

>>84588780

Just grab his camera and punt it. What's the big deal?

>>84590192

Grats on being sued!! You know that is exactly what they want right?

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was he /our guy/?

Needs a subway edit

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what's all this about now?

he still looks fat for some reason.

>>84589029
What's the story behind this again

>>84588736
He has loose fat under that shirt

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the hidden truth

>>84588736
im 112 and 6 feet and STILL skinnyfat in a few areas, he's got a long way to go

He's no brad Pitt but he's not hideous. People don't look great in candid shots. How many of you faggots saw yourself in a picture growing up and thought "is that how I look??!!"

In real life he's probably like a 6.5/10 plus the wealth and fame and I'm sure he's doing fine with the bitches

>>84590340
life well lived right there

>>84590556

once he reaches his goal weight he just gonna get the surgery

>>84590556
Can confirm this.

I was an obese little kid and it fucked up my body for life. Got my shit together around 16-17 and lost a ton of weight by the time I was 20, but it doesn't even fucking matter. I have loose hideous skin all over. I just eat whatever now and want to die.

>>84590657
what if he gets fat again? He will burst?

>>84590674
fuck your loose skin at least your spine isnt bent

i was obese like from 4th to 6th grade right when i was growing and got kyphosis, now im super skinny but dont even feel comfortable exposing my neck in a t shirt, probably just keep delaying geting back surgery to make it straight

all because of a few retarded years when i didnt know what i was doing and bad parenting

>>84590294

Counter sue them and say it was self defense.

Stomp them out of court. Haven't you learned anything from Mel Gibson and Alec Baldwin?

>>84588858
money and camera gear
you can make low six figures and you have an excuse to buy the toys you want
plus you get to spend time outdoors moving around doing something you kind of enjoy

>>84588993
don't celebrities often encourage some paparazzi coverage, like their publicists call them and give a location?

>>84589042
There's also a high demand in them, meaning a lot of these stupid fucks who complain about paparazzi are the ones clicking these news articles and buying People magazines

>>84590752
you can adjust your posture
look up esther gokhale or alexander technique

>>84590752
Jesus
How common is this for fat kids?

>>84590522
>jonah is the butt of a bit offensive, but ultimately harmless joke about his appearance on france show
>could easily have dodged it with a decent comeback
>american used to every talk show host being jimmy Fallon suckup - core loses it and cancle all his interviews for the day
>internet man children goes crazy with your typical "wut if she said dis to a wumun everyune wuld go nuts!!" (Like they, ironically, are)
>probably ruin this woman's life
>jonah loses a ton of weight
>looks worse then ever

Thats about it.

>>84590965
it wasn't a joke at all desu
she was just openly laughing at the idea of having sex with him, really shitty thing to do
he reacted like an asshole though

>>84589777
no one checked these trips, shame on /tv/

>>84591188
CHECKED

>>84591008
Fukin hell take it on a chin already, weve all heard way worse in tons of interviews that didnt blow up to be controversial because the star just brushed it off or joined inonit. A bit shity of a joke, but pretty light too in terms of "banter". Also from what ive heard thats what they do on that show a lot so idk if jonah wasn't prepared or what, anyway he sucks because of it and losing all this weight just makes him look more insecure kek

>trust me , if we were in a room with leo and Pitt you would be the only one leaving

Done.

>>84591242
you sure you'd be able to keep your cool if a pretty girl hurt your feelings in front of an audience like that? I'm not

>>84591297

The trick is not minding that it hurts and bantering on.

>>84589637
KILL YOURSELF

>>84591359
I'll believe it when I see it
some chick tells me I'm right below a one-legged dwarf on her list I'm just as liable to burst into tears as suddenly turn into cyrano de bergerac

>>84588780
Celebrities actually NEED the paparazzi, it's to keep appearences up, and their agents literally tell them to go out for some publicity. Sure it's annoying all the time, but there's a need for it, it's about staying relevant.

>>84591589

they don't fucking need them anymore with social media

only shit tier celebrities have paps go out for them now

any pics that they would "need" are red carpet appearances and shit

stop living in the fucking past

>>84590561
No you are not you turbo Holocaust corpse

>>84590561
>6'0 112
you can't be serious

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>>84590965

Why does love /tv/ putting Jonah down, why not be proud of someone who discipline themselves and decided to be healthier?

Oh, a real bully!

>>84593188

He's not doing it for the health.

He's doing it because he's feelings got hurt by a french woman.

>>84590465
sagging skin
when youre fat you destroy your body and it never recovers

little lessons to you children, stretched skin never bounces back, you go fat and youre body is ruined for life

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>>84589029
Say... isn't it true that French babes don't shave their pits?

>>84593278
He was already on the way to losing weight you fucking nigger
look at him in War Dogs and in the interview

>>84588736
Who is this gay awkward negroid gentleman by his side?

>>84593299

explain chris pratt

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>>84589029

>>84589029
>tfw no French Stacy Bullyfu

I can totally imagine Jonah obsessively watching videos of her, lying in bed at 3 am and cackling in glee and making multiple fake Instagrams just write mean comments on her pictures.

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>>84590561

Youre a fucking retard, you most likely just have terrible fucking posture which makes your body stick out at certain spots.

>>84589029
>ywn defend that smile
Sucks to be you, Hilly boy.

I'll let you guys in on a secret:

If you're a big fat fuck AKA obese, then don't just try to lose weight. Don't starve yourself and do cardio in your basement. Yeah, you'll lose the weight and start to get thin, but your skin will lose it's tension and sag.

Instead you should lift. If you're really fat, then drop the fuckin celery and Slimfast and go full powerlifter mode. You won't ever be some otter mode twink like your favourite anime husbandos, but you won't ruin your body either.

>>84588993
>>84589084
>>84591589

The only celebrities that need paparazzi's are celebrities that are famous for being famous like Paris Hilton or the Kardashians and whatever flavor of the week is. The other people actually health careers in film and television

>>84596207

I agree, but I still think cardio is important.

>>84590340
No, he had so much ahead of him

>>84596207
No amount of muscle growth will help most obese people and their loose skin you giant retard.
Go take this secret special advice to /fit/ so they can all laugh at your dumbass like we're doing now.

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>>84591409
U FIRST

>>84597379
What do people care about less than baseball?
Texas

>>84588736
>outta my way subway eating shits

He skipped both arm and leg day

>couldn't come up with a comeback
>decides to get back at her by getting ripped

Is he /ourguy/

>>84593812
He never got too fat. The skin has a degree of elasticity but going as obese as Jonah did will fuck you up.

>>84593278
Havent we all been hurt by a french woman before though?

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>>84595635
This is me, it looks like I have no neck

What can I do to fix it?

Someone post the pic where you can see his nipples sagging three inches below his pecs

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>>84597443
Texas is great though, excluding Austin.

Is Jonah Hill shilling himself?

>>84598034
He says as he posts a celebrity from Austin.