40 ENTIRE Days, how the hell did he do it?

Just be yourself

>>84587537
It was like that Twilight Zone episode where the guy bet he could go like, a year without speaking.

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>>84587537
It's been 6 years for me.

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>tfw 10 years without sex
At least im not a virgin

>>84587570

Except in that one it turned out he had his vocal cords removed so in this case he would just have his dick removed

And then he got raped and lost the bet because of it. I saw this as a kid and even then I thought it as fucked.

>>84588573
Precisely.

I can barely go 40 minutes without masturbating and he can't masturbate

>40 days without sex

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>Roger Ebert gave this 3 out of 4 stars

Is he /ourguy/?

>>84588860
topkek

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>>84587566

What an unrealistic movie. I mean, seriously, how could any normal person not have sex every few weeks?

>>84589011

Haha, every few hours more like am I right?

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>tfw sexually frustrated 23 year old virgin
>no female contact beyond my mother and younger sisters
>/tv/ memed me into developing a foot fetish
>it's summer and everyone outside is wearing sandals

I'm on edge my dudes, if I didn't have low T I'd be jacking off in public bathrooms every 20 minutes.

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>most of my friends have or had a booty call

How the fuck did they find those? They're about as autistic as me.

>>84588860
>tick tock
>times running out

holy fuck I just spit out my water

>>84588402
Are you me?

>>84589110
>Younger sisters

I don't even have that, fuck you. At least you can masturbate with their sandals, right? How old are they exactly?

>>84587566
underrated

>>84589205
desperate virgins jacking off with their sisters sandals
Haha

>>84589205
Despite the fact that I'm posting here, I'm not fucked up. I might be a failure in almost every way but thankfully I'm not attracted to my sisters at all.

>>84587537
A movie about NOFAP would be more believable desu. Or is jacking off nowadays a loser's thing for normies?

>>84589245
You get what you can, better than nothing.

>>84589279
>I'm not attracted to my sisters at all

You're right. You ARE a fucking failure.

>>84589279
Not talking about your sister, but their shoes, rather. You can't really find worn women's shoes anywhere aside from your family.

>>84589177
They probably drink

I kn-know how does anyone go more than 4-5 days, r-right?

>>84589425
I have sex about every day with my gf... however I feel like my dick is starting to not work

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>>84589490
Sure, anon, of course you do.

>>84589279
>Not being attracted to your sisters

Take a look at this gringo.

>>84587537
it was also no fap