DOCS: Penis Envy

Goddamn, just tell the bitch you're packing 7". Women literally do not have the same spatial awareness processing that men do.

>>84586427
>cock size
>british

why are british so obsessed with cock size? every size queen i met has been a british lady

>all this phimosis

Praying for the kikes to save you goyim

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>>84586463
>women can't measure meme
>imply women don't try to make you feel big by telling you you're big
LMAO

does this movie show any actually big dicks or just tiny uncut white ones?

i had a penis enlargement procedure done ama

The only thing worse than having a tiny dick is being cut.

>>84586427
Why are some guys' dicks darker than the rest of their bodies? It looks like a circulation problem.

>>84587109
my gfs nickname for me is red dick because my penis is bright red

>>84586614
ah yes a random image on the internet
It must be totally accurate

>>84587144
>red dick because dick is red

creative

>>84587144
Your gf calls me black dick

Guess why

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>>84586427
no wonder our white girls want to get BLACKED

>>84587226
Frostbite.

>>84587217
shes never been with a red dick guy before so she finds it highly amusing

>>84587227
seeing a dick flopping around through these types of pants is nothing special

>>84587144
>red dick

Yeah, sounds like a dog fucker.

>>84586463
Seriously. They see a 6" cock, next thing you know they're telling their friends they saw a 9" cock.

>>84587372
reminder that nobody cares about your feeling and that
-men love to overestimate their performance in bed
-men love to be praised by any woman
-men love to underestimate the lust of women
-men love to underestimate the boredom of women
-there is nothing more boring to a woman than to be fucked over and over by only one man
-men love to think that women love men like women love children
-women are in heat all year long
-women see no reward for faithfulness
-women see the reward for sleeping around
-women see no reward for their virginity
-women do not desire to have only one provider for sex
-women do not desire to stay virgin
-women do not know how to stay virgin
-women do not desire to be prude
-women despise nonguly asexual men
-women fear of being asexual

-the only gift a man possesses by his sheer existence is to be left alone if he wants it, but ofc very few men want this since very few men kill their infatuation with their spook of ''society'' and women.

>>84587451
>>84587451
i'm getting the impression you are just a bitter dicklet who is trying to make other people feel insecure for whatever reason
have you even had sex?
my dick is like 6 inches and i've never not been able to satisfy any of the women i've slept with, and almost every oen of them has come back for more. You seem genuinely a bit deluded. Time to take a break from the internet buddy

>>84587451
yes preach my good sir! praise be to Saint Elliot!

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>>84587564
>6 inches
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

even the guys in the doc video are insecure, the fact that you didn't ignore this thread is a testament to your insecurity

>>84587629
I can tell you're hurting anon
my sex life is perfectly healthy, how about you?

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>>84587629
I'm less than three inches and I'm circumcised.

why do people keep saying the stats about black guys being bigger are fake and pushed by porn? Find me a single country that rivals the congo, a black country. Their average is like 7.5 inches. AVERAGE. On average someone has the have the biggest y'know

>>84587753
who gives a shit. why are men so obsessed with dick measuring

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>>84587451
dat pasta doh

>>84587629
>when lonely virgins try to make other people feel as bad as they do

>>84587785
personally, i just find averages of all kinds interesting

>>84587753
>self reported

>>84587067
painful procedure?

>>84587753
Yes, the Congo, scientific capital of Africa. An upstanding place of unsullied truthfulness, objectivity, and thoroughness.

>>84587753
Thats selfreported, measured african avg is just above 5"

>>84587067
How big were you and how big are you now? Was it worth it?

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Do you pass the toilet roll test?

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is there any good cocks in this??? does the nigger ever take out his 9.5 inches?

>>84587753
>He genuinely believes that someone paid for scientists to travel to the Congo and measure nigger dicks.
>The fucking Congo
The stats are bullshit anon.

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>>84586614
Fake and as Gay as the faggot that posted it

>>84587723
Blind Rabbi?

>>84587753
hungary

>>84586614
>Believing this
>Caring if Woman get pleasure.

This is such a load of shit. I'm 6.5. any of time I try to go deeper than normal it causes my wife pure pain and discomfort.

Girth probably matters more if anything, also Athleticism. Being out of shape makes you bad at sex. Honestly, you probably just need a 5in dick to get the Job done.

Oh ya, don't marry a roastie.

The dick size meme has to stop

>>84586614
thank god i hate women so I don't have to worry about my dick size. I dunno how you normies do it

>>84587753
the reason it's a myth is that it's almost just the Congo. Most black people aren't from the Congo. The averages for other African nations are mediocre, and a lot of them are actually quite a bit lower than European nations or South American nations.

It's literally just that Congo lads are big.

>>84586427
If people are this nervous about dick size they should just become celibate. Jesus Christ. Just say you're asexual or something. Undefinable sexuality is "in" right now.

until which age does the penis grow?
or is it all at once?

>>84588246
Until 25
You still have hope my boy

>>84588139
any Congo tribes that had big penis breading programs where the man with the biggest cock became the king and had to sire many children with big dongs?

>>84588396
oh boy
I think I am going to make it brehs
I am not going to be a turbo manlet AND a dicklet, for God is not going to let his son suffer that much. I am going to me a manlet with a completely average dick

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I'm so happy everyone hates kinotards now

>>84587934

of course

>>84587451
I couldn't care less about what the average woman feels or do. That's their own problem. If they're content with living a hedonistic lifestyle that'll probably lead them to becomimg cat ladies once their looks fade, be my guest. What many men can't tolerate is women using predominantly male tax payers money to subsidize their shitty life choices, like becoming single mothers and raising dysfunctional families on welfare benefits. And those children will probably become welfare leeches since welfare dependence seem to pass from generation to generation . If women lead a non monogamous lifestyle, that's their own choice. But don't force men and society to pay for your own bad choices. Be responsible for your own actions.

>>84586614
xd

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>there are individuals in this thread right now that genuinely care about the size of their penis, because in their minds it relates to their value and self-worth

What on earth has happened to men.

>>84588871
>>84588998
why dicklet?

>>84588396
I'm 21. Should I take suppliments to help enlarge it while I'm still growing?

>>84586463
I was for a long time against sending dick pics, but I've sent a few this year because I thought fuck it.
I'm average, and they still act like it's big.
Sure angle and stuff could make it hard to be sure, but still I've even said it's of average size, and then later on they go back to "I want your big dick in me right now"

>>84588026
what asian nation did you pick her up from?

>>84589053
Ask /fit/ for penis steroids. Really helped my little pecker grow.

>>84589155
Will it make me lose my hair? Also can you just tell me the ones you used?

>>84588490
My dick stopped growing around 18 at 5.5 inches. You'll never make it.

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>>84589033
Our societies became too safe and easy.

>>84587195
dude it has the Women's Health logo right on it. You're not allowed to do that unless it's for realsies

>>84586614

what a bunch of bullshit.
I have a legit 6,5 inches penis and I've had more girls telling me to go slow because it was too big for them.
I'm not saying that women can't enjoy very large penises, but "size queens" are a very small minority.

>>84587109

It mostry depends on ethnicity.
Latinos, southern europeans and asian usually have darker genital areas even if they have a light skin.

>>84587753
it's not about how big they are you fucking idiot.

white woman want a nigger to fuck them hard. That's what this is all about. He can have an average dick, but by the time they're in her bed, she doesn't care, she doesn't even notice the fact he has an average cock. All she's thinking is that "omg his BBC is in my pussy". It's like placebo effect, only in this it's the "BBC effect"

I'm not even go into argument if niggers have bigger dicks, but that's how coalburning happens. white women just want that monkey in her bed to fuck them hard. That, regardless of if bbc is true or not - is a fact. Racial fetishism at it's finest.

>>84586510
>>all this phimosis
that's not what it is

>>84586614
Now this is some meme science.
0 sources and wild claims.

>>84587226
Because you like to suck off niggers?

>>84587753
>Implying someone have been going around in condo measuring dicks

>>84586477
>every size queen i met has been a british lady
>size queen
>queen

m8 it's ingrained in their culture.. royal family brainwashing since birth

>>84587144
>Not Red Rocket

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>>84586427
29:45

WHAT THE FUCK I've been doing "the brain" since I was a teenager, I thought I was the only one. Anyone else?

>>84590894
main difference here is that these guys are doing it in front of women

>>84587753
have you went there and measured with your hand?

>>84590919
#got'im

>>84587803
PARTY ROCKERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdErdEk56fs

https://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/worlds-largest-penis-work-sex-2017-1

>Cabrera is the owner of a nearly 19-inch member. He is essentially a human tripod. A lot of men wonder what it might be like to have such an improbable endowment and in an interview he recently gave to Barcroft TV, he made it clear: it actually sucks. A lot.

>As Cabrera relates in the video, he's virtually a virgin. One woman was too terrified to have sex with him, another found it too painful. He frequently gets urinary tract infections because his pee won't make it all the way out. The wrappings he wears on his mega-dong aren't just for modesty before the camera, either—chafing is apparently a big problem. And Cabrera can't work a normal job. He's considered disabled and on assistance from the Mexican government.

>Doctors have told Cabrera he should get penis reduction surgery so he can have a more normal life but strangely, he's refused. As a Mexican physician explains in the video, Cabrera's feeling that his massive member makes him somehow superior is cultural and he doesn't want to lose the status he feels he has over other men.
>"I am happy with my penis," says Cabrera, "and I wish to go back to the USA and spend the rest of my life over there."

>That's not all. Cabrera expresses a wish in the video that might be delusional for a lot of men: "I would like to be a porn star," he says, "and I think I would make a lot of money" in America.

>>84592117
it's a medical anomaly, it's mostly skin. his actual penis (muscle and expanding tissue) is buried inside the tumorous skin.

>>84591053
nah, mostly with my mouth.

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>>84587753
Because those stats are complete bullshit. The absolute truth is that us Icelanders pack some serious dongers. Mine, for example, is 20 yards long and fully prehensile. I've asked around and every Icelandic dude has a similar penis size. Congoniggers are Dicklets just like the rest of the world.

>>84589170
HGH. Testosterone. A decent PT.

>>84592832
based