Why Didn't We Save Her Edition
https://pastebin.com/Zi0MW4bz
Meanwhile: >>84574853
>>845805111st for jumping man
first for tibet
Maddy is especially not for lewd!
fourth for machen
:c
Is Chris Isaak, dare I say it,The one good one?
>>84580559D E N I E D
>>84580329
DUDE
>>84576171
anything else like this?
>>84580571
why does she mean by sticking things to her mouth
>>84580511
>>84580564
dugpa
>>84580718
Uncle Leland, NO!
>>84580511
m-maddy? gulp m-my maddy? : _ :
:|
:|
:D
BOB
YOU'RE
GOING
BACK
TO
MISSOULA
MONTANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
be honest /tpg/ he's the best character in the series
>>84580697
It's a good way to consume a milkshake. Once you're consumed food or beverage orally, you'll never go back to anal.
>>84580643
Apart from Lynch's own compositions, or playing your own 1950s jazz 33s through a piece of industrial gauze, then not a lot, unfortunately.
>>84580783
>>84580564
>literally has a 4chan symbol on her bathrobe
>>84580783
He saved S2, for that I will always be grateful. He's one of the last characters I'd like to see return however.
Would you have done it, /tpg/?
>>84580836
>not replacing the LYNCHED with MONTANA
Reminder.
>>84580867
and then some
>>84580842
I found lynch's albums to be too noisey and industrial, I guess I just like the Jazz aspect of The Caretaker's An Empty Bliss Beyond This World
>>84580546
please explain
What's the best Invitation To Love episode? Which one's the worst?
>>84580867
As Cooper? No. As Ben? Yes.
>>84580867
god yes
>>84580564
>Smiths start playing
>>84580955
There is no best or worst episode, it's an 18 hour film.
>>84580867
If I was FBI? Not a fucking chance. No slit is ever worth your career.
>>84580867
YesYesYes
>>84580981
Stop making me watch the whole clip just to see if you've added LYNCHED to the end of it yet.
Reposting cus last thread hit the bump limit:
So why does it seem like half of the time the spirits are helping Bob and the other half against him? In the convenience store scene and end of FWWM and original series it seems like they're helping Bob for the sake for getting more corn, but there's a scene in FWWM where the grandma and her grandson warn Laura that Bob/Leland is looking for her Diary, and they've been trying to help Coop get is body back from Bob in the new season.
>>84580867
No I have sworn off the female sex
>got to wait another week
>>84580867
No, she just needs to behugged.
>>84580901This is bullshit, right?
>>84580948
It's a gorgeous LP. Pleased you like it.
>>84580867
>Audrey was 18 years old
>Kyle MacLachlan was dating Donna's actress in real life, who was roughly the same age as Sherilyn Fenn
>Cooper wouldn't fuck Audrey because of muh morals
there was literally nothing immoral about Cooper fucking Audrey, and if there was then it would also be immoral for him to fuck Lara Flynn Boyle
>>84580901
>1
>1
>9
>>84581059
I always just assumed that the black lodge and the white lodge are at war.
The old lady and the son are double agents. That's why the son wears a mask.
>>84580571
>where it's stretching on her waist
Hnnnng
will episode 9 will be action packed and set in the real world (evil dougie getting back at ray, good dougie plot progressing, etc) or will it continue the weirdness of episode 8?
anyway, it will be great to see dougie again after 3 whole weeks!
Ever seen the movie The King and I?
>>84581122
But Jumping man wears the same mask, and that still doesn't explain why the black lodge is helping Coop.
>>84580597
He has his own MO
where the fuck is chester desmond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D3Nl1GZzuw
>>84581209
ikr
>>84581177
The son is trying to disguise himself as the jumping man.
What we've come to know as the black lodge is really the contested territory/realm between the black and the white lodge. That's why the floor is a chevron pattern of black and white.
At least, that's what I've always thought.
>>84581105
I wrote a script to confirm it. It's legit.
>>84580867
twice
>actually in love with Audrey
W O W
B O B
W O W
>>84580965
based
Sheryl Lee is good!
there are individuals in this thread that still don't realise jumping man is one of the fundamental keys to the twin peaks nexus
OFFICIAL RANKINGS OF TWIN PEAKS VILLIANS:
1. The Experiment
2. BOB
3. Dooplecoop
4. Windom Earle
5. The Woodsmen
6. The Anonymous Billionaire
7. Andy Brennan (how did he get the money for a Rolex?)
8. Richard Horne
9. Ike "The Spike"
10. Chad Broxford
11. Jean Renault
12. Jacques Renault
13. Bobby Briggs (Undercover drug smuggler)
14. Red
15. Leo Johnson
16. Ben Horne (Early on)
17. The Deer Meadow Police Department
18. Hank Jennings
19. Dick Tremayne
20. Anthony Sinclair
21. Thomas Eckhardt
22. Phyllis Hastings
23. John Justice Wheeler
24. Car Thieves
25. Ernie Niles
26. Malcolm Sloan
>>84581393
Sheryl Lee is a vampire in real life
Was smoking just more popular in the 90s
>>84581418
How can she be in sunlight, then?
>>84581451
Sunscreen
>>84581409
>OFFICIAL RANKINGS OF TWIN PEAKS VILLIANS:
>1. The Experiment
i want to know who accredited these "officials"
>>84580511
I've been trawling the internet for the past 10 years and I still can't find any juicy high res Inland Empire shots. Pic related Please help.
>>84581445
Anti smoking propaganda has been taught in schools for the last two decades and there are now very strict laws prohibiting it in television and film wherein it can be construed as glorification and marketed.
So, I guess, yeah it probably was.
>>84581418
She consumes the souls of young men (must be under the age of 20) through their genitals to maintain her youthful vigor and vitairy
>>84581445
It was en vogue in my secondary school. Cigarettes would grant you entry to the higher echelons of the more envied social circles, especially amongst the female element. Basically a ticket to hang out with cute, bitchy teens.
>>84581579
>neutropenia
>>84581409
this is fucking reddit trash pleb
>>84581616
Mutation of the HIV virus she contracted from kissing BOB in the FWWM scenes.
>>84581167
BABY WANTS TO LIVE, Shelly!
>>84581109
You're conflating actors dating with a fictional scenario in which they perform. But anyway, the ethical issues were just a cover for a fear that if he got involved with her during the case she'd get Annie'd.
>>84581712Kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCFvr512238
>>84581059
>they've been trying to help Coop get is body back from Bob in the new season.
I think they're more concerned with getting BOB under control and getting Coop's doppelganger back in the lodge where he belongs. I don't think they are specifically interested in helping or saving Coop, that's just a bi-product of their more personal goals.
>>84581524
>Inland Empire
>High res
Haha good joke anon
>>84580901
This is why we now have Laurb Palmer.
>>84581445
It's a holdover from Lynch's obsession with 50's Americana culture, before everyone knew cigarettes were bad for you.
>>84581817
>not Laura Ballmer
>>84581524
You won't because it was shot in digital before the age of smartphones and 1080p on everything.
>>84581035
based logical poster. I think she was of legal age of consent though
>>84581524
No matter how "HD" the version you get is, it'll still look like shit. That's how the movie was filmed.
>>84580643
>>84580842
>>84580948
this is really the closest Lynch has gotten to that sound
https://youtu.be/uUdP-xQyFmc?t=46m30s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNIvPyHyu_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLhs95XRf5w
>>84581758
>Low Self Opinion starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o28dyt7w3As
>>84581849
Does that even add up to 119, faggot?
>>84581869
>filmed
>>84581920
no clue, try it
>>84581109
>There's nothing immoral about an FBI agent dating an high school girl from a town he was sent to investigate the murder of another high school girl
This is why autists can't function in society
>>84581934
movied?
flicked?
kinoed?
>>84581951
There isn't. It's unethical, not immoral.
>>84581610
that still happens today though
>>84581951
Pretty much.
>>84581967
Videographed
>>84581992
fuck off atheist, nothing is immoral to you fucks
>>84580783
Windam Earle is mentioned once in the secret history of twin peaks novel.
Only once.
And the archivist has good reason to talk about the crimes Earle committed in S2 but never mentions them.
What the fuck?
>>84581992
You got those terms backwards.
>>84580783
That freaked me out, desu
>>84581998
Then I guess not a lot's changed. I assumed with the demonization of tobacco products throughout the last 2 decades, conceptions might've changed.
>>84580862
It's a blue rose, you dumb cunt
tfw watching FWWM just makes you wish you could be a cute girl involved in crazy drug and sex parties, getting gangbanged by ugly, fat or weird guys every day
>>84582111
There are a lot of strange things in regards to Secret History. The book totally changed several back stories, got dates wrong, and in general, has a lot of weird fishy shit going on. Mark Frost has acknowledged it, and sort of implies there is a reason for all the secrecy.
>>84582064
Morality is absolute you fucking moron. Not your atheistic humanism "moral relativism" bullshit. Go listen to Bad Religion and hit your mouth fedora.
Ethics = render unto Caesar, law of man
Morality = law of God
DEAL WITH IT. There's nothing wrong with sexing an Audrey. It's ethically wrong because it's professionally wrong.
>>84582178
>4-leaf clover
>a rose
nice retcon, ridley scott
>>84582178
how tf have i never noticed that before.
brb, suicide.
>>84581815
>>84581860
>>84581869
The Bluray of Inland Empire is the best it'll ever look. It has slightly more accurate color, and some of the jerkiness doesn't look as bad.
>>84582249
Yeah, the reason is Frost being a hack.
>>84582122
You did, fedora. What's amazing is how butt-blasted you are about it.
>>84581524
It was shot with a 480i camera so good luck with that modern high res
>>84581493
>>84582249
Secret History isn't canon.
>>84581279
>Laura Palmer = 118
what does this mean?
>>84582150
It's amazing how much tobacco helps you in social situations
>>84582312
But Douglas Milford went to Missoula, Montana once in it.
>>84580901
Someone estimate the probability of this being a coincidence (i.e., the result of random events)
>>84582318
Laura is the one.
>>84582318
she's the one.
so everybody else is 2. doppelganger shit.
Sheryl Lee is CUTERERST!!
>>84582243
>tfw ywn take advantage of Laura and put a poker chip in her mouth and tell her "Bite the bullet, baby."
>>84582318
Laura has to become Laurb (Laura orb) to be 119. See: >>84581817
>>84582243
Just become one of the fat weird guys
>>84582422
Its not the same.
DAVID LYNCH
WHERE ARE MY SCENES
DAVIIIIIID
>>84582452
zig zags also look like cartoon electricity
>>84582392
>her performance as a corpse was so great that david first wrote in maddy, then shot a whole film around her
no other waifu can compete
>>84582480
trent?
>>84582480
Hello Lara Flynn Boyle friend! Check the parcel I mailed you. It is bound to blow your mind!
>>84582392
another rare, nice
Who is the best actor in twin peaks? My vote goes for Ray wise.
>>84582516
best corps ever
>>84582243
Not even joking, but no matter how ugly or overweight you are, deal Class As and you won't be able to rid yourself of this type of girl.
>>84582563
James
>>84582480
How do you think Kyle feels when he looks at LFB now and realizes that this used to be the woman he once loved enough to nearly torpedo the show responsible for his rise to stardom over?
>>84582563
Ray Wise
Sheryl Lee
Kyle MacLachlan
David Lynch
Michael Cera
>>84582392
Award winning smile!
>>84582393
Bite de boolit Baybee!
>>84582636
Ain't that the truth
>>84581405
Well explain it for us, then.
>>84581397
8 or 9?
>>84582669
>She will never be your incestuous Aunt who jerks you off before bed and kisses you on the forehead when you're done
why live?
Why did they split?
>>84582563
That midget guy. Anderson something? David Lynch should apologize to him for being a murderer and them give him a big raise.
>>84582563
Sheryl Lee
Laura Dern
Al Strobel
Grace Zabriskie
Ray Wise
Wendy Robie
Jack Nance
Kyle MacLaughlan
Is Hasting's (the killer principal) secretary Judy?
She was the source of the information that Evil Coop wants
>>84582833
is that tim?
>>84582833
Dude had thicker hair. She couldn't accept it.
>>84582833
Not enough cocaine
>>84582833
All girls have a secret and that is her secret.
>>84582393
Bite de boolet, bebi
>>84582522
kek'd
Reminder that the world spins
>>84583062
Reminder that the cow jumped over the moon.
>>84583062
LOVE
>>84582833
So she can date me instead
>Sheryl, why hasn't David filmed any of my scenes yet?
Why did Jeffries say in episode 1 that he's going to be with BOB again?
He can't be older than Leland
The Limp Biscuits on the Roadhouse when?
>>84583096
DONT GO AWAY
>>84583125
>yfw it wasn't actually Jeffries and it was actuallyRobertson
>>84580680
DELETE THIS
>>84583105
Aging is a despicable concept.
>>84583105
Sherlyn has aged horribly.
>>84583136
>david lynch: chromatics, the cactus blossoms, au revoir simone
>mark frost: the nine inch nails, the limp bizkits, the the disturbed, bullet for my valentine
it should've ended after the secret history
rhonda worst girl
>>84583336
based rhonda poster
>>84583294
That's not true, Lynch loves NIN, but even if it were the Frost picks are still better
So if the blue rose means the case is paranormal...What about the green clover?
>>84583415
>>84583354
>>84583336
Who the frick is rhonda?
Can somebody please tell me what model phone this is? It is incredibly important and I would be forever thankful to anyone who can help.
W-What did she mean by this?
>>84583456
kys
>>84583125
Jeffries saw him above the convenience store.
>>84583458
Early 90s Zenith
>>84583458
I can't tell from this photo. Can you try taking a picture of it in a mirror instead of the reflection of your TV?
>>84583472
I believe Sheryl Lee through Lynch's recommendation has benefited greatly through the art of transcendental meditation.
>>84583472
She went to one during research for the film Bliss if the internet is to be trusted
>>84583458
>Wow, Log Lady, your log let you have two phones?
>>84583458
it's the missoula oblongata
>>84583594
i will never understand why this scene was cut
>>84583505
By 'being with him' he obviously refers to 'being possessed by him', mate
god the last episode was really terrible
>>84583458
I GOT TWO
PHONES
ONE FOR THE PLUG AND ONE FOR THE LOAD
>>84583136
He did it all for the coffee
>Everyone in the show is 119
>Besides Laura who's 118
>Final episode
>Laura was the one destined to stop Bob from nuking Twin Peaks, which is why he killed her
>Coop "I guess we've all failed..." as the nuke is being launched
>An unfamiliar deep, gravely voice says "no. Not yet."
>Coop slowly turns around
>https://youtu.be/Hpl5G1J1FE0?t=38 starts playing
>117
For how much longer will we let this old perv get away with all the rapes?
This guy must be at Bill Cosby levels
>>84583472
>>84583705
I would do it all for this Nookie
>>84583583
WHO IS PHONE
>>84583731
Shut up you stupid /pol/ fag. Lynch and nearly all the people he works with are incredibly pure. This is fake news of the highest order.
>>84583594
BLACK HOLE SUN
>>84583731
Cosby wishes he was Lynching like the master
>>84583731
Lynch has carefully crafted a veil that will make it nearly impossible for people to realize the truth about him.
He is a very tricky man. Do not let yourself be fooled.
what is new?
I got a bone to pick
I don't want you lime green jacket faggots
Wearin' my suit again
Ayy, ayy, nigga what's happenin'?
Coop back in the Peaks, nigga!
I'm mad (He mad!), but I ain't stressin'
True fans, one question
Diane, where you with my damn fine coffee?
Now I run Twin Peaks, got the whole world comfy
King Cooper
Everybody wanna take his pie from him
Cooper!
Dougiefags, fuckin' autism
Diane, where you with my goddamn coffee?
Cherry pie and donuts, got the whole world comfy
King Cooper!
Dougiefags wanna take his donut from him
When you got the garmonbozia—(What's the garmonbozia?)
>>84583731
This. The midget was right. Also Lynch should have paid him more and given him a better role.
>>84583763
I wanna rub that pusy
>>84583652
Could Bob not have possessed Jeffries at some point during Leland's life? Obviously he wasn't strictly bound to Leland if he was above the convenience store during part of FWWM.
>>84583879
Is that the Kendrick song? holy autismo
Dogeui get lost in forest
Dick Tremayne
>>84583901
based pussy rubber poster
>>84583906
I'm trying reeeally hard not to be a dick to people ITT, but you're fucking pushing me.
>>84582833
When he realized the kid wasn't his.
Psalms 119:9 - How can a young person stay on the path of purity?
By living according to your word.
>>84583879
10/10
>>84584001
L Y N C H E D
Sheryl Lee is double CUTE!
>>84580680
100% real no fake
>>84583879
holy fuck
>>84583458
Its a 90s phone
>>84584103
ENHANCE
>>84583879
wish reddit would fuck off, why would you do this?
>>84583458
I hate seeing her like this.
Dougie is the key to all of this
>>84581188MODUS OPERANDI
>>84580511
so no new episode today right?
Reminder that David Lynch murdered Jack Nance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIcvTluLb2w
>>84584242
Hello 4chan friend, where do you live?
>>84584242
he ordered the kill
>>84584184
>wish reddit would fuck off
ikr?
>>84584242
Good for David Lynch, that guy was a fucking hack.
>>84584222
No, and it would have aired last night. Americans are busy celebrating freedom and 3-year lows in burger prices.
>>84584258
And his wife too.
>>84584242
I thought midgets had bedtimes like children do. Go to bed Michael.
>>84584273
Missoula, Montana
>>84584258
kek
>>84584285
you on the left
>>84584311
>>84584293
Meant for >>84584242
>>84584311
Sultry!
>>84584377
what was his fucking problem?
What are amerifats watching instead of Twin Peaks? Are they screening a Hootie & the Blowfish extravaganza with fireworks and glad waving?
>>84584389
CUTEST!!
>>84584420
GoT, TWD, some netflix garbage..
>>84584420
Americans gotta have a good meal.
>>84584420
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver and Rick and Morty.
>>84584420
can we all agree that america is technically a third world country?
>>84584534
Its the only country.
I'm on s2e13, give me some motivation to keep going anons
I don't care at all about these new characters
>>84584534
it has the infrastructure of a 3rd world country, so it's well on its way to being one
>>84584534
It's literally the definition of first world.
First world is NATO, second is Russia and the eastern bloc and third world is everyone else.
>>84584420
When you typed this did you honestly think it was funny? British comedy I swear.
>>84584534
Here he is on an American website, talking about an American show created by Americans on an American network, lol get fucked Yuropoor
>>84584559
last ep is worth it anon. Power though.
>>84584585
Lynch has a European mind.
>>84584585
Tbf, white Americans are the nigger of the white race.
>>84584559
You need to see how the Civil War plays out and also get EARLE'd.
>>84584559
It will be worth it in the end
You've only got ~4.5 hours left anyway
>>84584609
entirely wrong image. Go me.
>>84584581
true but that's dated now that the cold war is over
third world has (rightly or wrongly) become synonymous with the developing world
>>84584641
White Americans don't let themselves get raped by refugees and are woke enough to vote for Conservative politicians. Oh yeah and they have unrestriced free speech and a 2nd Amendment too, feelsgoodman
>>84584583
T R I G G E R E D
The call that saved /tpg/
>>84584778
thicc
h
i
c
c
>>84584718
Are you 12 years old?
Anon...
SAM STANLEY
>>84584534
It's really not, but they treat their citizens as though that were the case. Nowhere else on earth has such rampant consumerism and populism been allowed to dominate the status quo. America could've been amazing, but it's been allowed to be controlled by a fraction of society that has so much money and influence that no-one else matters anymore.
>>84584859
GLAD HANDY'S DANDY
HUH
>>84584856
Kyle, NO!!!!
>>84580546
hello frenlo :^)
>>84580965
What a boner Horn must've had
>>84584864
surprisingly good post
>>84584623
haha are you serious? Lynch embodies rural Americana more than any artist who isn't an old folksinger.
Ameri>>>/ck/ans
>>84584924
Fuck off, D*ppelganger
Sheryl Lee is a very nice person!
>>84584718
>>84583435
It means the case is autistic
>>84583879
>>84583950
>>84584081
>>84584113
Daily reminder that you just have a few years left to deprogram yourselves and renounce this cancer or you will be hanged on the day of the rope
>>84580546
>jumping american
>>84582256
>4-leaf clover
>has a normal leaf at the base of the stalk
Are you mentally-impaired?
>>84585132
is perro caca canon?
>>84583707
Pure kino
>>84584924
Has Kyle lost it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIf3AhczxFI
>>84584864
>>84584920
>>84585243
I don't remember these scenes from TP... did I skip an episode?
Next episode
>>84585243
fuck liberals because the free market is a beautiful thingm get yourself a job you bum
Leaking episode descriptions for Parts 14 through 18.Part 14: Whet your appetite.Part 15: What are chemtrails really for?Part 16: Be my threshold.Part 17: Fire walk with us.Part 18: No greater love.
>>84585267
His acting is clearly not very good in The Return which is why he's playing a mental retard and a demon with no emotions. His real acting is very forced and he is the reason you wont see Cooper again.
>>84585211
it is wonderful to be jumping men
>>84585279
It's from the episode where Leland's hair turns white and everyone thinks he's Bill Clinton
Did they release episode 9 already?
>>84585281
>you will never impregnate Audrey
why even live
>>84585338
Next week...
>>84585117
>>84585304
I will actually freak the fuck out if they start doing shit with chemtrails. Lynch will have fucked the world to death.
The Giant's fat wife is pregnant with Garland Briggs. Garland was born and raised in the White Lodge.
>>84585338
It aired inCroatia
>>84580546
YES
>>84585338
Only in Croatia. NIN does an encore.
>>84585404
Fucking Croatians
>>84585117
i'm sure you need those years to train yourself to make it up the basement steps without getting winded.
>>84585359
Wat?
Why did they skip this week? Shiet
>>84585374
Bobby will help Hawk investigate and will end up there.
>>84585423
>NIN does an encore.
I saw that, wasn't that episode 8? That released last week though
>>84585475
No, that was their performance. They do an encore performance in episode 9. Six minutes.
>>84585499
Okay.
Where do we watch it? Is the Croatia thing a meme?
>>84585433
Go Leo yourself, autist
>>84585561
You have to be in Croatia. I fly out every Sunday.
>>84583090
kino
>>84584718
Ron Paul hates nationalism and Trump and he supports open borders. Fucking moron.
>>84585117
Shut the fuck up.
>>84580627
>only smoked weed
lmao someone has to give him some lsd he'd love it
>>84581405
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY
>>84581445
>>84581558
>>84581610
How old are you retards? You used to be able to smoke inside any building. It wasn't necessarily more or less popular they changed the fucking laws
>>84586284
Wow, he sounds like every normal person who isn't a radicalized teenage virgin who spends too much time being "redpilled" online.
>>84586284
he preferred Trump over Hilary, he's alright
>>84581035
She was 18 at the time.