Caption this guys

>so in this part, forget about how all your joints are dust and your back is broken

>Now Bane's line 'so you came back here to save your city', and you say 'no, I came back to stop you'
>.....

>>84577935
>this is the part where you steal the declaration of independence.

>and here's Catwoman taking a fat ogre shit

>this isn't the script, this is just 120 pages of exposition I added

>>84577972
Wow I laughed so hard I chocked on my spit.

>>84577935
>So now everybody just drops their weapons and has a huge fist fight? thats fucking stupid Chris.

>Thats a big book.
>For you.

>>84577935
>And then CIA bursts in on the Batbike
>Someone from the CIA?
>No not FROM. The guy from the beginning.
>What?
>He survived the plane crash
>The plane wha-?
>Oh right I remember. Better we change that to Catwoman bursting in on the bike and then me and her have steamy leather sex.
>But the film revolves around the confl-
>Trust you me Christopher. Noone will remember this CIAgent. Now more Anne tittie scenes

>>84578346
winner

>>84577935
>see, nowhere in the comics does it say that batman sounds like a retard, so would you please stop doing that voice.

>>84577935
>and in this scene you say the movie's title while seducing Bane

>>84578346
Holy fuck, thisssss x10

>and this right here is the part where it becomes the biggest since the silent era

>unfortunately you're not a big buy. you're a medium guy. Talia's a size queen

>>84577935
>I think you could have a bit more throat cancer for this line here

>>84580023
KEK