If you could watch one movie with Vladimir Putin what would you pick?

Greatest Story Never Told

Team America World Police

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>>84573569
Obviously.

>>84573569
Spirited Away

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>>84573569
I read this as meaning if you could watch one movie and replace one of the characters with Vlad, which would it be, which is a better question, I think.

I'd want to see The Happening, with Putin playing the part of the wind.

>>84573738
>Marky Mark and company looking into the distance intensely
>cut to a shot of a forest
>trees start swaying
>suddenly Putin comes running out of the woods towards them, flailing his arms around making whooshing noises
>Mark screams "RUN!"
>dramatic music plays as Putin chases a bunch of people across a field

The Thing.

>>84573569
Poor Little White Guy

>>84573746

This. Good fucking movie

Hedgehog in the Fog

>>84573985
which one?

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>>84574375

2001: A Space Odyssey

>>84573746
I'll watch this shit. I hope it's good or I'll kick your monkey arse all over this fucking place.

all is quiet on the western front or tree of life

>>84573569
I had no idea he'd ever starred in anything

Rocky IV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzDDJm27vmc

>>84574565
No it's good. Really comfy postwallkino

Really disappointing that Putin didn't understand Dr. Strangelove at all.

He responded to it with a generic "how prophetic" and clearly didn't understand that it was black ironic comedy although I'm not sure if that could be a cultural barrier.

>>84574927
A language barrier too. I can just imagine it coming across weird reading the subtitles of a translated movie from another culture, especially one that was so.. yeah

Like the fluids stuff probably just made him go wtf

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>>84573738
>>84573843
Somebody call Hollywood

hi

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>>84573569

Spies Like Us

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>>84573569
Fail-Safe

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>>84573843
how is the entire thread not discussing this potential kino

>>84574927

He understood perfectly it for the overrated trash it is.

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>>84573569
Die Hard

Stalker in Russian with no subtitles
I've seen it so many times I don't need them and I wouldn't want to impair his viewing. It's simply a film that I'd love for him to see.

>>84573738
I'd like The Young Pope with Putin

>>84574449
I like how even the fagboy has his fist ready for a fight. Maybe fagboys are alright after all

>>84573569
MacGruber

Lost in Translation. Tells a lot about a person if they like Lost in Translation or not

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