Disneyspics seething

don't forget to kick over some anthills on your way to Jerk Academy.

>>84568641
Remember Snoke is Reys brother. She is the reincarnation of the girl who played under the force tree.

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>>84568641
I saw a guy driving around town with a big sign saying "HAN DIES, KYLO IS HIS SON" when TFA came out, was a good laff

>>84568641
Reminder that Snoke is Rey's son. She is the reincarnation of the girl who was conceived under the force tree.

>>84569492
Kill yourself, Disney marketer.

Reminder that Snoke loves gooooooooold

who even fucking cares about star wars spoilers? it's not like you can't just guess them.

>>84569308
That's not really a twist though.

>>84569308
It's not like a snape kills dumbledore thing. How did people not see that coming?

>>84569492
Reminder that all anyone expect from nu-SW is a lot of pewpewing. You can't spoil it with your story shit, nobody cares.

Some asshole spoiled the prequels for me and told me Anakin becomes evil.

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>>84568641
Fuck KK, fuck Hacksdan, fuck JJ, fuck nu-LFL and fuck Disney.

>tfw no Old Republic kino

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>>84570225
Fuck Old Republic

>>84568641
>hate on Justice League
they should because they reduced Superman into a emo retard

>>84569609
Nobody guessed force sloth.

>>84568641
>The EU Movement
Now this is autism

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>>84568641
based

What are the spoilers?

>>84570746
Rey and Snoke are reincarnations of brothers who were the original Force users. Snoke retains his memory with black magic leaping from body to body.
Luke makes Rey fight a giant sloth on the ocean only to reveal that the sloth is Anakin's force ghost.

>>84570800
Wow they got Lucas to write the script?

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>>84570800

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>>84568641
So this is confirmation about the fucking force tree, the brother and sister and that Rey is the *ACTUAL* chosen one and not Anakin?
Wew lad

Still, at least we get that scene where Luke BTFO's all the knights of ren with the force without a lightsaber while Rey and Kylo duel

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>>84571016
>at least we get that scene where Luke BTFO's all the knights of ren with the force without a lightsaber
Serious question, did you enjoy the "Vader scene" in Rogue One?

>>84571061
was that scene too reddit for you?

>>84571016
>without a lightsaber
He has his green on him. The blue is given back to Rey.

>Leia believes that the Republic leader played by Laura Dern (who dresses crazy with colored hair) is helping the First Order.
>dresses crazy with colored hair
Are they actually villifying modern feminists?

imagine caring about the outcome of these shitty flicks

>>84568641
yay more company wars

Disney/Marvel marketers need to be all rounded up and gassed.

>>84571061
Ehh
It was kinda cool I guess. Overrated.
I'm somewhat excited for the Luke scene just because I've waited basically my entire life to see him kick some ass after the end of ep6

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>>84571129
>was that scene too reddit for you?

>>84568641
Wait so basically the new star wars movies did a brexit?

ISIS went to far with this.

>>84569308
based signguy

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>LE MUH ONE 30 SECOND SCENE THAT TOTALLY FORGIVES THE LAST HOUR AND A HALF

>>84568641
>Fake Disney Wars fanboys
Are you only a real fan if you spend several hours a day creating articles about chairs and clones of Luke?

>>84570103
You find this out at the end of VI, you retard. Also, Luke SKYWALKER... Anakin SKYWALKER... You didn't put two and two together?

>>84571677
I can't tell if this post-ironic bait-bait, or if you actually didn't get his obvious joke.

>>84569492
Does anyone have the video of some dudes spoiling it with a speaker on opening day for people queing for it in front of a book store?

>>84571677
>You find this out at the end of VI,
Why would anyone watch the sixth episode before the first? Do you have trouble with Roman numerals or something?

>>84571664
Was your first Star Wars movie produced by Disney? Then you are fake.

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>>84568670

>>84569308
It's funny how so many normies freaked out about having that spoiled for them when it was so obviously going to happen.

>>84570800
Wow, a Cain and Abel religious metaphor? WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?

>le dark side brother kills light side brother and becomes EVUL/makes Dark side
>Light Side reincarnates wew

I mean the only more hackneyed they can do is that Rey is actually the Dark Side Brother.

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>>84571719
If my Star Wars movie was produced by Disney, I'd probably be more than just a fan.

>>84569308
Did the same thing with the last Matrix film. I haven't even seen a single Matrix movie.

Don't you have a billboard to fund?

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>>84571042
>Dennis Mowers has been in love with Star Wars since the 2003 Clone Wars series premiered on Cartoon Network. He started his love of Star Wars with the Expanded Universe, and that love has not faded.

This is how I picture all prequel apologists

Who here is looking forward to seeing more Rey expressions of wide open eyes and somewhat tense gaping mouth?

Force awakens was an alright blockbuster but it was no where near the proclaimed greatness too many wannabe geeks said it was.
>Muh Rey great actor
>Muh Finn complex character
>Muh wannabe hansolo with 2 scenes so cool
>Muh plot of bs helpful coincidences and forced relationships

>>84571743
Didn't help that Ford kept going around in every interview saying "I originally wanted Solo to die in episode 6" and then goes on to say "how great it is to play the character again." He might as well have said "Thank God they're finally killing him off and I won't ever dread having to play the character in the series I wanted to distance myself away from as much as possible to not be type cast in Solo-esque roles."

>>84571971
Yep. It was pretty much guaranteed that, if Ford ever played Han again, it was to kill him off.

>>84571948
>has been in love with Star Wars since the 2003 Clone Wars series premiered on Cartoon Network

Fucking hell I'm old if this is the state of Star Wars uber-fandom

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>>84568641
I bet those EU shitlords are MRAs too

>>84570800

This is retarded. I believe you.

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lmaoing@u fucking nerds

>>84572129
>the force is female

what? that doesn't even make any sense

>>84572104
It's actually more logical that way.

Someone who watches the 1977 movie as their first film can probably enjoy the series normally.
On the other hand, someone who picks it up through a mediocre children's cartoon is far more likely to become an uber-fandom sperg.

I assume that most of the people here praising the cartoon are around the same age as him, literally too young for even the prequels.

>>84570944
top kek

>>84572281
Thank god I was born in 87 when Star Wars was still considered sacred and untouchable.

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>>84572129
Bet they loved the Mortis arc.

>>84572281
>I assume that most of the people here praising the cartoon are around the same age as him, literally too young for even the prequels.
Born in 83 and grew up with the OT, enjoyed the special edition because Igot to see it on the big screen but was bummed to find out it replaced the theatrical cuts, was in denial about the prequels for years, and the two clone wars were better than the prequels on the whole. Loved the pre vong/njo EU.
So much for your theory.

>>84572689
Why were you watching children's cartoons at 20?

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>>84571948
>Dennis Mowers has been in love with Star Wars since the 2003 Clone Wars series premiered on Cartoon Network.

That explains a lot.

>>84572689
>the two clone wars were better than the prequels
Wow, what a fucking achievement.