DOCS: Penis Envy

thanks alot I just got fired from a cannon.

I thought this thread was about magic mushrooms. I was mistaken. I'll be on my way now.

This will screw up my youtube recommends, right?

6.5'' is the average for white healthy males anything else is just fake because they don't want dicklets to start killing people. Same with height, average height for white healthy young males is 6'2 but they lie and say that it is 5'10

>>84569351
>100% 21cm
I don't understand how to read those diagrams

if you have an average dick and you don't crave and masturbate to big thick dicks in porn filling up a woman's tight pussy as she orgasms endlessly then i don't know what to tel you except you're probably gay

desu if you're under 7 inches you might as well just not have sex

A girl told me I had to be gentle because it felt like I was hitting her intestines. 5.5 inches.

Stop fucking used up whores/single mothers guys. Seriously.

i'm 6 inches bone pressed but that's not what worries me. i'm only 4.6 inches in girth. it bothers the hell out of me.

Why the fuck is this allowed on YouTube?

>>84569406
percentile means the division of a population in 100 little cases

so
for y = 14cm you get a range of x from x=70% to x=73%
so 3% of the studied population has a pepe of 14cm

>>84569526
t. virgin

>>84569551
educating women on their possibilities to have better sex

>6'6"
>6.5" length 6" girth
looks tiny as shit familie

>2017
>Not having a micro dick

kek, I pity all of you.

I don't think society realises just how much women lie to make average men feel better.

Yes, >>84569451 is the minimum needed for to make her actually enjoy intercourse, let alone get an orgasm.

reminder that nobody cares about your feeling and that
-men love to overestimate their performance in bed
-men love to be praised by any woman
-men love to underestimate the lust of women
-men love to underestimate the boredom of women
-there is nothing more boring to a woman than to be fucked over and over by only one man
-men love to think that women love men like women love children
-women are in heat all year long
-women see no reward for faithfulness
-women see the reward for sleeping around
-women see no reward for their virginity
-women do not desire to have only one provider for sex
-women do not desire to stay virgin
-women do not know how to stay virgin
-women do not desire to be prude
-women despise nonguly asexual men
-women fear of being asexual

-the only gift a man possesses by his sheer existence is to be left alone if he wants it, but ofc very few men want this since very few men kill their infatuation with their spook of ''society'' and women.

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Unironically here:

I believe my current girlfriend is kind of a size queen. I'm about 7 inches long. Lately she's been joking about how when we have sex she wants it deeper but I can't because my dick is short. She also said that 'it doesn't matter because 'you fuck me good anyways'
I don't really care that much but I've never had this problem before with any of the women I've been with.
My current girlfriend is also pretty short (5'1)

>>84569626
plenty of high IQ women marry a guy and stay with him the rest of their lives. i think you're just talking about low/average IQ women.

>>84569551
Why should an international service cater solely to American prudes?
Let's have all women in burka too since America's greatest ally wants that.

Stuff like this is honestly the Achilles heel to libshits. They all talk about being body positive and to love your body, everyone is beautiful and so on, then proceed to ridicule anyone that doesn't have a horse cock. I'm below average, about 4 1/2 inches, not that girthy either, and I've had these types of girls just laugh at my face, people that hours earlier were going on about how you shouldnt laugh at fat people and everyone should be comfortable with their body.

>>84569526
Anon she was trying to make you feel better about your babydick.

>>84569671
IQ measure how stupid you are, not how smart you are. Also, nobody cares about IQ, besides young insecure americans.

>>84569659
Honestly, I'm seriously not trying to make you suspicious, but that does sound sketchy.

I wouldn't really want to be with someone who casually puts you don't like that. Even if she said "it doesn't matter" after because if it didn't, she wouldn't have said anything.

A comment like that seems a bit off for an out of the blue thing.

Why don't uncut men just get a circumcision at 30 if the ducks all go dark and disgusting. I'll probs do that

>>84569659
Women like to make of fun that insecurity because they don't really understand it and it's just a silly quirk of men to them.

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>>84569659

I have a sizequeen. I recommend buying a 9inch dildo and just ramming it in her. She will howl like a dog. My girl cums instantaneously after getting stretched by a 9incher.

Btw I'm 5 inches on a good day

>>84569659
You can use different positions to go deeper. Start looking at new positions.

>>84569806
Jesus Christ this sounds depressing
Do you actually look forward to sex?

>>84567212
I have a national average size penis, but there's a problem. The head is large and bulky, but the shaft is rather slim, so my dick looks like a fucking cartoon. Is there any way to make my shaft more muscular?

>>84569697
Current year leftism is only about free shit, and fucking everything that moves.

I encountered the strongest virtue signalling from really unkind people.

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>>84567212
>watching this with an 8x6

>>84569806
men who want to provide for sex to a woman who let them try to give her pleasure do not hesitate to buy a dildo form amazon, then the woman sees she loves DP and sucking on something while being penetrated, and then she wants to do it with other men.

So the easiest way for you to continue to provide for her is getting a bigger dildo, and tell your gf that it is okay for her to get harmless fun form other men she fancies.

>>84569863
I don't think so. Even if you went on a bulk diet and gained some mass, your penis wouldn't change.

>>84569863
cardio, weight loss, high t (zinc and strength exercise), nofap, and perhaps jelqing? it's risky though, just try the other suggestions

>>84569942
>men who want to provide for sex to a woman who let them try to give her pleasure
Are you alright anon?

>>84569854

Not really. I unload on her face all the time.

>>84569697
The sexual marketplace is economically liberal. Because those with good genetics get the most sex, it's inherently unequal. It's the only inequality that leftists are fine with maintaining.

In fact, the #1 type of insult for leftist women to describe men they disagree with is an attack on his sexuality. You almost never hear conservative women do the same.

>>84570016
Oh, that's fine then.

this is kino

pretty sure ive seen this too its good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeSUq7ixB1o

>>84569659
You're gonna get cucked very soon.

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>>84569659
C'mon dude, 7 inches is pretty good... right?

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>>84571044
i don't think he's 7 inches. either that or his gf is deeper than average, but she's only 5ft... idk.

>>84569659
It's just a joke. Women don't care about size like men do.

>>84571044
It's the awkward size, not good enough for girls who like big dicks, not relevant for girls who are fine with average dicks and demand other qualities from a sex partner.

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LITTLE WHITE >WATCH 2011 FILM

>>84569697

its because many people nowadays completely deny that genetics would have anything to do with success, when actually it has 100% to do with sexual success.

Thats why a modern scholar can tell you that size and looks don't matter, while also telling you that everyone has right to choose their partner. The scholar knows that everyone will obviously choose the partner with better genetics but he doesn't feel like saying it aloud not to offend the people with worst genetics. All the "sexologists" and such very much deny biology having anything to do with your love life, while they also acknowledge the genetics is number one faction in you getting laid or not.

Its kind of head-patting comfortable double-thinking if you want to imagine it is a good thing.

>>84571318
What the fuck are you talking about

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>tfw don't have to worry about penis size because I'll never have sex anyway.

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>>84571318
>not relevant for girls who are fine with average dicks
t. dicklet

>>84569659
If this post is real your gf has been a lifetime coalburner and you need to get out quick and get checked for HIV. Not even joking. From one anon to another, run.

>>84569626
>women do not know how to stay virgin
Never understood this bit.
What does it mean?

>>84569398
This, all of this is basically to make men with sub par genetics feel better about the fact they are inferior to most other men

>>84569697
>They all talk about being body positive and to love your body
they say this to women only, not to ugly men, it would make no sense.

feminism does nothing to liberate the talk about psychological violence on men from women

feminism does nothing to liberate the talk of raped men inside a household

feminism favorizes the abortion whithout even the requirement to inform the father

feminism does nothing against coerced paternity

feminism does nothing about the inequality favouring women on the dating game

feminists actually do not promote intellectual independence as a men is considered a sexist scumbag as soon as he disagrees with them or even try to nuance their positions

do you still believe that the feminists fight for equality ?

>>84571428
based frog poster

>implying it matters how big your penis is when you're repulsive in every other way

>>84571502
>thinking 7" is relevant enough to be mentioned anywhere positively

found the real dicklet


>>84571409
meaning you will still lose to handsome Chads with 6.5", and there are a lot of those

>>84571428
my niga

>>84571730
Settle down dicklet, men are talking.

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>>84571318
Maybe I should just end it all now.

>>84567212
doesn't matter as long as it fits in the pusy

>>84571768

don't do it fool, smoking indica and wanking ur dick beats mediocre pussy anyway

>>84569659
>Haha anon you're so short is okay haha don't worry but wouldn't be nice if I could like have a bigger dick in haha like my friend James I dunno lol

>>84571752
Only you seem to get triggered by that comment and there's one dicklet here, what a surprise

To be clear, it is very difficult for a woman to create characteristics on a man wrt a promise of good sex.
The size of the cock matters to women through
-the small size, which clearly no woman loves
-the thick cock, which women loves
A woman also knows that men loving to perform, men love be complimented on their performances as well as to hear that they have bigger cocks than her previous lovers
-the long cocks, which women loves to think that they could handle and seems exotic, but are good for oral and anal

The clues coming with a man about financial wealth and tastes are more deterministic about the quality and quantity of entertainment and pleasures not directly related to sex, than the size of the cock, because the size is clearly and advantage, but there is no evidence, through the size, about the ability of the man to make the woman cum without effort.

So yeah. women have easier access to sex, but most men are not much endowed and even the few who have thick cocks do not perform well, in short or mid term, because they think a fat cock is enough. Thank god for women
-that most women get orgasms from their clitoris
-that most men, irrespective of their physique or social background, love to eat pussy [but men are so stupid that they being by eating pussy, instead of finishing by it]

so what do women rely on to be as sure as possible that the beta will make them cum? they rely on
-what the man brags about [but men easily distort the truth on their abilities to please women, in bed or not]
-what other women fucked by the guy say about the guy. this is why women talk about sex between them. they want to know if the provider that they have is indeed acceptable.

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>tfw 7.5 inch dick
>Virgin

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>mfw three inches erect and circumcised
I hope the escort I hire won't laugh too hard

God I hate english scum, i'm starting to be glad the muslims will wipe them out

>>84569398
>tfw 7" tall with a 6 foot cock

Anything less than 7in is a micro dick

>>84571819
lol ya n its u

>>84571921
Well there are at least me and the original guy who don't think 7" is "that" big :)
I'm sorry anon.

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>>84571828
>tfw 9 inch dick
>Virgin

>>84569398
[citation needed]

>>84571992
Actually I accidentally had my thumb over the tape measure. It's actually 8.5". But I mean yeah that's cool yours is still 7". I often hear that people with small penises tend to go on to live perfectly normal lives. Hell, the average penis length is 5 inches (and that's not even taking lying into account. You have nothing to be ashamed of. And on top of that you could be a grower and not a shower. What other people in a gym or theater shower might see as a small penis might actually get quite large when erect.

>>84572082
>Actually I accidentally had my thumb over the tape measure. It's actually 8.5"

kek nice try bud

>>84571510
>implying black dicks are bigger

>>84569144
kek

>>84572242
I'm srs. Using the standard measuring methods of course. I jam the tape measure 2-3" up my ass and go up and twice around the balls and to the tip. My big dick gets me laid all the time because girls who I make sex with tell their friends and word gets around shit is cash lol.

You can literally make women cum with a finger and some clit stimulation.

There's a reason women masturbate with skinny glass dildos and a hitachi and not giant 10 inch dildos.

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so when did your penis stop growing /tv/?

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>mfw i get blackout drunk with girls and brag about my dick being bigger than niggers have
>mfw next time i see them they are all coming onto me

>>84572444
Really not sure since I was fat until I was 23. The thing about gaining an inch for every 30-40lbs of body fat you lose is true.

feel sorry for phil 2bh.
i hope everything works out for him by the end of the documentary

>>84572410
Oh you sweet soul.

>>84572410
That is only true for women who have never had a deep orgasm.

>>84572668
>deep orgasm

That's a meme. Most of their nerve endings are in their clit just like ours are in our dick tips.

The vaginal canal is just a cum funnel.

>>84572745
>I've never given my girl a deep orgasm

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>>84572668
This. The deeper the better.

aaa