what did you think of the Neon Demon /tv/?

NOPE

>>84565918
Style over substance.
Real lowleeda shit

>>84565918
>go to first world
>go to swimming pool
>notice almost everyone have lordosis and NOPE neck

Someone pls explain

>>84565933

PARTY ROCKERS

>>84565918

Abbey best girl

>>84565953
everyone's sitting on their fat ass on the internet all the time, our spine is not designed for that

>>84566051
>Do core exercises
>Stretch every 50 minutes
Problem solved

>>84566245
it really does not solve the problem

>>84565953
Gtfo of my country Panjeet. We don't work in the shitting streets all day so our posture tends to slack.

why her neck so big

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FAKE NEWS PHOTOSHOP

>>84566274
It should prevent it, not solve it

>>84566326
looks the same to me

>>84566353
>reading comprehension

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Ur waifu a shit

>>84566245
>he has time to do that shit
Sorry you're so low-value m8, I guess self improvement doesn't hurt but I'd recommend getting a job

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Imagine being Abbey in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Elle fanning, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your shitty posture and horrific androgynous alien neck. I would totally eat you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is snort another line of coke in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Abbey and not only sit on that floor while Elle Fanning flaunts her flabby body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her moles and pale skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that cat walk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as Refn tells her she's JUST LIKE ME and DAMN, I TOTALLY LOOK LIKE *THAT* because he's not the one who has to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been eating nothing for your ENTIRE CAREER. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can see Refn's boner barely concealed by his magic towel as he rubs it mindlessly mumbling how beautiful he''d be as a sixteen year old girl, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in Elle's "modelesque (for that is what Refn calls his self insert)" beauty, unlike the beauty you worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous years. And then Refn calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Abbey. You're not going to lose your paycheck over this. Just bear it. Hide her face and bear it.

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>>84566404
>he thinks human faces are symmetrical

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>>84566379
I read "stretch over 50 minutes" now I'm embarrassed

>>84566439

Incoherent , derivative and ultimately just shit.

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>>84566404
her heads tilted to the side u moron

>>84566453
>using a drug addict prostitute as a standard of beauty
really pickle my rickle

>>84566428
Of course, you shouldn't waste any precious micro seconds of mr. shekelberg's time now... Forget about your health and maximize your output, very good goy

>>84565918
You got me op. Not some pro model but I will get my spine straight this shit has to stop

>>84566439
You deserve a (You)

>>84566474
Thanks for proving my point with your high resolution webm

>>84565953
Probably the Jews

>>84566439
It sounds like a better movie

>>84566428
lmao'ing @ ur life

>>84566428
Fat AND proud of being a wagecuck

>>84566453
She wasnt pretty, just had sex appeal

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she's cute and all but too flat

>>84566605
She didn't even have sex appeal, she was just a fridge

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>>84566629
>she was 15 in that pic

>>84566629
>she's cute and all
she really isn't. look like pig ybh

>>84566892
yes and now she's older and i'm expecting, nay demanding, a huge bountiful bosom and yet i am disappointed

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when did you realize Abbey is the superior qt?

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Elle is just the worst.

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>>84566948
big boobs would ruin her proportions

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>>84566961
It was never in question

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>come anon, let's go watch a movie together!
what do

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>>84566977
but how does she intend to feed her many, many future children? also slim+stacked is best

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>game of one on one, anon?

WUT DO???

>>84566986

"say that again but in Australian."

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>>84567024
>you will never be that ball

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>>84567027
>OI DICKHEAD HOW'S ABOUT YA TAKE ME TO THE CINEMAH FOR MOVIE AYE? COME ON DON'T BE A TIGHT CUNT

>>84567024
But with another ball, that smells like shit.

>>84566986
"Okay Axl."

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>>84567063
>tfw no strayan qt gf to shitpost with

why even live

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>>84566977

>>84567157
shut the fuck up faggot

>>84567198
ok, right after I pull my cock out you're mom's ass

>>84567024
fuck you you dumb bitch I ain't buying another ball for you to ruin go play by you'reself

>>84566051
Actually the spine isnt designed to be straight, but crouched over (i.e. walking with your arms and legs) and the best thing you can do is sit at an arch.

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Elle and her faggot fans need to be bullied into submission.

>>84566404

she has got a slightly asymmetrical face (one eyebrow higher than the other) but it contributes to her weird beauty

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>>84567482
>weird beauty

>>84566428
>implying the average wagecuck doesn't have the time
shit b8

>>84566326
>I used to be a giraffe before transitioning

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>>84567537
long necks look elegant

I decide to use op pic as my desktop and name July Spinal Health Awareness Month

>>84567512
It's the nose I think. Imagine her with a long, straight nose or even a hook nose, would completely change her. Also face is a bit round but that's not so bad really.

>>84565918
would fug right but not left

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>>84566326
>we're supposed to believe this little pig-giraffe hybrid makes other models jealous

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>>84567727
Elle is the face of L'Oreal makeup irl

>>84566326
If you actually look at her she's fucking atrocious.
Nice ass doe

>>84567744
Yeah it's great advertising for make up to turn Elle's face bearable.

>>84566574
based as fuck

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>>84567560
There's long necks and there's "long necks", anon

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How can one sister be so plain and generic looking whilst the other has the most striking facial aesthetics of literally any girl on the planet? How is this even possible?

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>>84567828
she was on the cover of Vogue

>>84567915
>US Vogue

lol

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>>84566439
>You've been eating nothing for your ENTIRE CAREER

>>84567024
Just imagine the smell of that ball.

>>84567887
i see two beautiful young girls who need to be on facialabuse.com

>>84565918
it was really good up until the last 30 minutes or so where it just went off the rails.

It had such a great build up and atmosphere and then... nothing.

Long necked bitch, like a fucking giraffe.

>>84567915
I'm just teasing brah.

>>84568123
i want to cum on that long neck

>>84568158
her neck is a fleshlight. use it.

>>84565953
Shit posture.

I'm a big guy for everyone so I've always known good posture would serve my lanky ass well.

People slouch and sit incorrectly too much.

It doesn't fucking matter how ugly she is, she's just a concept of virginal/pure beauty in the movie. She could have been played by any actress, it's meaningless

>>84565918
>>84566439
Was it just me thinking all through the movie that the other model girl was way more beautiful than Elle and everybody else was dead wrong?

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>>84566439
>and revel in Elle's "modelesque (for that is what Refn calls his self insert)" beauty
holy shit

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>>84566574

posture of the gods

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D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

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>>84568946
but gun control worked in australia

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>>84566439
> You've been eating nothing for your ENTIRE CAREER.

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Why is this allowed?

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>all this bullying

guys.. pls just post slutty necks ;_;

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>>84565918
>"you lint licker"

>>84567744
because blind faggots like you

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>>84569297
>anon, some of the boys were teasing me today about my neck

>>84567017
That just looks unhealthy. She's going to have huge back problems before she hits thirty if she doesn't get surgery fix her giant chest, I guarantee it.

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>>84569425
>falling for the breast reduction meme
each cut is an offense to god

>>84568983
Cant fight back as gov ships in chicks and sandniggers. Wew lad.

>>84569479
well america is 40% non-white, and they still haven't fought back

>>84569477
I understand that you like to look at it (I don't, because flat is Justice, but I understand you do). Sure, it can be aestheticaly pleasant, but the fact is, her spine is going to buckle from having to support that massive weight so far out from above her center of gravity. This will fuck her back. She's going to be in pain every night from supporting that massive weight by the time she's in her mid twenties, and the only way around it is to get a reduction.

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>>84569041
Ew

>>84569532
>Caring about women's slight discomfort for having big tits

waahhhh lifes so hard

>>84566453
>he thinks humans with NEAR-perfect facial symmetry don't exist
Time to get out of your mom's basement and meet some actual living breathing beautiful girls, you virgin.

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>>84569395
mmmmmmmm yesssssssssssssss

>>84566326
>MC is considered hottest girl
>every fucking other girl in that webm is sexier, taller, prettier and more attractive than she is
>even the black one
I don't fucking get this movie... Was it autism? Is the movie some kind of forced meme? Was her "beauty" a metaphor for her INNER beauty? Did she have the most beautiful personality? Seriously though, what gives.

>especially the black one

>>84567482
>slightly asymmetrical
>eyes and eyebrows are not the same level
>jawline isn't level
>ears aren't identical and also not level with each other/misaligned
Motherfucker, I don't think you know what "slightly means"

t. actual ugly fucker

Boring and shit to the point of being enraging. Everything is still, nothing moves. This is a photo-book, not a movie.

>>84565918

The best way to watch the movie is twice in a row back to back. The second time with the comments turned on.

There were two thingd that really stood out for me in the comments.

1. They had to work the entire shooting schedule around the the fact the she was under age.

2. Refn had no idea that he had cast Skinny Pete in his movie.

>>84569860
I'm not saying I care, I'm explaining why it happens. It's not because of memes, it's because back problems suck.

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First part:
>Nice comfykino, coming of age flick with nice visuals
Second part
>LMAO DUDE GORE AND SYMBOLISM DUDE LIKE VAGINAS KEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>84570760
What would you do to the person who did that shit with the razors, assuming you caught them red handed?

I don't know what I'd do.

Elle Fanning and Dafne Keen are 4/10

>>84569532
fat women with big tits get reductions
thin women get fit and keep them

>>84568983

Wasn't there a hostage situation with guns not that long ago?

>>84570925
Ask them how they thought of it. It's pretty cool.

>>84566985
kek wot is that from?

>>84568845
havent seen this. great pic, do you mind if i save it?

>>84566574
GIT YE GONE

>>84566469
That describes refns movies pretty well

>>84565918

god damn abbey is super fucking hot

>>84567024

>I got some balls you can play with :^)

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>>84571862
ikr

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>this thread

>implying this isnt GOAT theme

>>84570071
she was the innocence hollywood exploits

>>84571937
Ellefags need to be gassed.

>>84571935

DCEU canary/supergirl WHEN

>>84567727
>>84567802

They weren't jealous because of her looks, and she wasn't fawned over by the industry because of that either, it was her innocence.

plebs, l2watchfilm

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What did world-renown A list actor Keanu Reeves mean by this?

>>84569359
>>84565918
we need to go longer

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What the fuck Nicholas?

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>>84568845
YES!

>>84570071
She's ugly enough that she seems attainable to valueless beta men. That's literally all there is to it. The average man is intimidated by too much beauty.

>>84572234
delete

>>84565918
long necc haha

>>84566428
imagine getting a job.... embarrassing.

>>84572234
>ugly
nigger she is ethereal

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>>84566976
mmmmmmmmmm what a prominent clavicle mmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>84567915
>tfw seeing prolapsing anuses on her head
help

>>84571997
>it was her innocence
How was eating her going to grant them her innocence though you ass?

>>84573225
yeah, but in the same way pigs are ethereal

>>84566474
>when you find out a white boy knock you up.webm

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>>84565918
>>84565953
>unconsciously sits up straight in chair

>>84575085
that doesn't work.

>>84575150
literally me

>>84575150
literally me right now

>>84574469
The same way cultures have throughout history believed you can gain masculinity, courage, intelligence etc through eating them.

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>>84567024

>>84566961
Opening credits

>>84566605
basically this

She was sexy in a time where being sexy was huge taboo. She was basically the only option.

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>>84567024
Alright. Shirts vs skins. I'll keep mine on. ;) *Checks her the ball*

>>84568946
not surprising like all models are very left

>>84566326
dem shots, based Refn

>>84566631
>>84575783
>he hasn't watched some like it hot
This is why reddit needs to be permabanned

>>84566326
thats a beautiful shot

>>84566404
I don't like her but your post is retarded

>>84570071
She's supposed to be a virgin

>>84566326
This is 10/10 on /tv/

>>84576274
>Elle "Detroit" Fanning
>virgin
Holy xD even as a model she's more believable

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>womanlet discount karlie
how contrived. sad!

>>84576444
She's playing the part anyway. I didn't write it and I don't care about this piece of shit of a movie.

Refn has reveling in his own shit for too long. I don't even know if The Neon Demon bombed at the box-office but I'd be glad to know it did.

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>>84565918

>>84576503
Looks like Meowth

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>>84568213
>People slouch and sit incorrectly too much.

As another lanky big guy, I can confirm.

I always make sure to have good posture and most people dont. Its kinda infuriating.

Also abbey a cute.

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>>84576503
giv giant gf

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>>84576503
>karlie
>tall

lel

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>>84566439
>barely concealed by his magic towel

>>84575473
literally what I just wanted to post, strangely enough

>>84568946
>Writes gun control on her body
>Lifts up her skirt for a photographer
>Black guy by her side

Trying to narrow down her political beliefs. Any ideas?

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>>84566439
>as he rubs it mindlessly mumbling how beautiful he''d be as a sixteen year old girl

>>84569477
>left a cushy reporting job to do porn
She's a nasty slut too. I love her.

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>>84576751
has debicki ever played a zombie or a ghost? she looks undead, but it's hot as fuck.

>>84565918
piece of shit movie with an ugly trap actor

>>84566404
>>84566474
deformed and ugly to boot. poor thing.

>>84568845
>tfw everyone thinks you just have poor posture when actually you've been harnessing the power of the spin

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>>84578139
guys what the heck can you PLEASE stop the bullying i mean C'MON what the fick

You actually memed me into watching it, /tv/. I am going to watch it today

>>84574469
>How was eating her going to grant them her innocence though you ass?
How was eating her going to grant them her beauty?

>>84573205
kek this

>>84565918
how do you even fix this condition. I have the exact same posture.

>>84566574
me

>>84579614
Punch yourself in the throat

100% success guaranteed

>>84566326
goddam she is ugly as fuck

>>84565953
It's school. Not even kidding. Even before the pc and cellphones were a thing many kids suffered from chronic bad posture and all the related problems. Staying put for hours for on a chair fucks with your back.

>>84566326
>this will never be my private harem.

I'm gonna go cry now.

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>there are ''''''people'''''' on this subchan that STILL didn't understand why Elles character was chased after


lol just lol. imagine being this stupid, bros.

>>84565918
This has been shooped I can see the pixels

>>84565918
is this real

>>84567024
>Let me first get a towel and hand sanitizer.
>Also put some shorts on please

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>>84566428
>wagecucks

>>84580604
Can you please discuss the movie instead of making me feel inferior that the director didn't convey his message well enough to me?

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>>84566629
>that contrast

>>84570925
Probably beat them to death. I don't think I'd have the sense to do much worse.

is it true that consumption of young blood leads to longer life?

>>84566892
>>84566977
HHHHHHHNNNNNGGGGGGGG

>>84566629
elles face really is fucking pig disgusting

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>>84580987

>>84581312
One tall glass of milk, please.

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>>84581406

>>84581358
>lower right
S L U T

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>>84565918
Kek (笑´・艸・) I didn't reach da conclusion that this film is bow da black magic. It requires multiple viewing to figure whole thing out.

>>84568087
this desu

>>84567017
>2017
>falling for the marriage and children meme

>>84565938
that's the entire point of the movie

>>84568983
it won't work when ww3 breaks out and all the aussies get slaughtered because they have no way to defend themselves faggot

>>84568983
It didn't though.

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>>84566326

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>>84576025

wait she actually has decent hip to waist ratio, most models don't

>>84565918
It's kino.

>>84566629
/chestlet bullykino when/

>>84581312
Dear god hendricks is unreal.

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>>84582120
w-what is this from

>>84575150
i'm literally sitting like this right now oh god

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>>84575150
is this bad for ur posture

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>>84568584

Abbey was fucking gorgeous but since Renf is a pedo so found 15 year old Elle more attractive

>>84581312
i prefer the top

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>>84582612
mmmmmmmmmmmm what a delicious neck

>>84582612
what a sloot

>>84582703
Chastain is better than January Jones but if christina there doesn't raise carnal urges then xeno-oestrogens have worked a good magic on you.

>>84566326
She's the least attractive out of all of them. In reality she's nowhere near attractive or unique enough to be a model.

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>>84581892

>>84576770
I know Blacked is a meme here at this point but Elle unironically looks like one of those Blackes whores. It's hot

>>84582907
>Compulsory abortion of out-of-wedlock pregnancies

if only!

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>>84583374

She really does, doesn't she

>>84568946
Who is this whore?

>>84581557
haha wouldn't it be crazy If Elle nursed from Christina's huge udders and that caused her own breasts to balloon to the same size haha wouldn't that be weird and crazy

>>84583709
haha yeah no way but it would be cool

>>84583433
Yep. Makes me hard af desu

>>84583691
> whore
Trumpers getting bold since the election.

>>84577203
>if you are physically close to a black person you have to be liberal

>>84565953
That's literally me. Thing is though I'm already ugly as fuck so that coupled with the things you listed makes me look like a fucking troll or Quasimodo, depending on how I'm sitting or leaning over something. I have to constantly watch the way I'm carrying myself so as not to look so weird

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would you let her take your virginity?

>>84566474
WTF. I want Elle to take a big fat hot shit down my throat as she lactates milky down her albino skin.

>>84583885
Hanging out with a young black guy is a good sign of the circles you choose to work in seen as all black guys i know just stick with other black guys and go to rap nights.

>>84584005
why does this make me so hard? i really wanna see a BBC thug fuck her now

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>tfw Elle will never be your futa gf that fills up glasses for you to drink up on demand because she's to ashamed to let you drink from the tap

>>84581435
>CH in glasses

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>84584005
~BRRRRTTHHHHHAAAAAAAAPPPFFFFFTTTT~

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>>84584305
why can't she buy new sweat pants?

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>>84582008
left or right?

>>84581312
Jesus fuck, Christina's tits are the size of their heads

hhhhhhnnnnnnnnnggggggg

>>84584305
doesn't look like she has anything to be ashamed of
If you wouldn't choke on that you're 100% gay no doubt

>>84584346

>tfw she'll never tease you because you got a boner from seeing her try out corsets

>>84584066
>implying there are any virgins in this thread
Where my DChads at?

>>84584388

They're so big they can practically house a BOB in each one.

>>84566574
golem git ye gone

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>>84583433
mmmmmmmmmmm look at how this SLUT shows off her neck

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>>84584305

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>>84584408

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It's going to be an evolutionary trend, suckers.

Ban smartphones

>>84576770
you should start thread with that pic

i'm not even kidding it's legit impressive

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>tfw she'll never be your birthday cake

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Watch this and tell me you're not in love with her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0TNJHPb39c

>>84583433
I'll be in my bunk

>>84584717
why does she dress like such a slut in public?

white people were a mistake

>>84580138
this, we spend many hours in school where we aren't really doing anything but writing. They try to reduce kids play time so they past tests to get the school funding.

>>84584877
>swn make you lick cum off her fingers
;_;

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>>84584930
it's not her fault paps stalk her when she's going to the gym and dance class

>>84581933
that's not an excuse

>>84565918
Drive is objectively superior in literally every way.

>>84585047
It wasn't supposed to be one.

>>84585073
pleb opinion

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>tfw you buy her a nice lingerie bra as a gift and she looks at it and doesn't understand what that's supposed to be since she never wore a bra in her life

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>>84585224
wrong

>>84585298

she probably needed help to get dressed for that role and didn't realize what she was wearing

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>>84585224

>>84585224
Why do the Fanning sisters hate bras so much?

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>>84584979
>swn tongue your balls while fingering your prostate

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>>84584979

did somebody say cum?

>>84585361
Small tits so they dont really need them. It's a common occurence for small titted feminists to not wear bras and larp like they're fighting the patriarchy whereas wearing a bra is a necessity for many women.

>>84582008
if someone drew her face i'd have to red line it

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What's going through her head here?

>>84566404
>Left side of jawline lower than right
>Left eye lower than the right
>Left ear lower than the right
>Left nostril lower than the right
>Not realizing her head is tilted

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>>84585399

>>84585510
>"These fucking pervs are definitely going to cum to this photo of my pale lewd neck"

>>84585583
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVED

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>>84566439
>You've been eating nothing for your ENTIRE CAREER.

>>84581949
gonna have so much fun with this pic

>>84585510
>I hope people don't get off to my giraffe neck.

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>>84585654
i.. umm... well..

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Imagine being trapped in her body for a day haha

>>84585725
Would gladly send my dick into solitary confinement.

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>ha ha anon why didn't you tell me before you have a small penis! I LOVE when they're small! Is it tiny?

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>>84566439
DELET THIS

>>84585583
>okay anon i'm ready for you, just remember to aim this time so you don't hit me in the eye again!

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/tv/ has the absolute worst fucking taste in women. this hideous alien and that other down syndrome looking girl who looks like the hulk. fucking disgraceful. sort yourselves out.

>>84585725
i would finger her neck until I pass out

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Imagine your family being friends with her family and she comes to a picnic your families have together dressed like this and keeps staring at you intently and gesturing towards the bushes on the side when noone is looking.

What would you do?

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>>84585950
/tv/'s two favorites these days seems to be these two.

and I'd say that's great taste.

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>>84585783

>>84586027
perfect nipples to feed mulatto babies

Has anyone else noticed that Elle seems to be baring her neck more and more, ever since we've been devoting more threads to the appeal of said lewd neck?

It's as if she or her personal fashion designer or PR team has seen our threads and she's now pandering to us...

"You like my neck, /tv/?? Well feast your eyes on THIS"

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>>84586185
deer elle,

i have cum for youre neck at least 37 times int the past two weeks.

t. neckfan69

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>>84568845
>>84571700
>>84572112
>>84578382
Here, this is better

>>84582008

my face is like this too

its kino

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>>84586185
she's started selling it as ad space

>>84585510
She seems to be giving maximum neck exposure here.

Where can she possibly go from here?

>>84586185
>baring her neck more and more,

You mean like, not wearing scarves and turtlenecks most of the time? Not that any scarf or turtleneck would actually fit her

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>tfw she'll never pay you $50 an hour to personally lick her anal toys clean and then complain if you didn't do a good enough job and tell you to do it again in front of her while she lets out very quiet gasps and moans watching you intently

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>>84586346
No, I mean going out more like this, in dress cuts that seem to bring attention to the erotic appeal of her neck.

She clearly has known the appeal for quite a while and capitalizes on it.

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>>84586384
>tfw Elle paid off the paps not to relase these pics in HQ

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Imagine being at some gala red carpet premiere event and she's all dressed up and bringing you along as a date and during all the photo posing she leans over to you and says "I have to go" and then just pulls her expensive dress up to her waist and motions you to kneel in front of her and slowly positions to squat over your mouth, letting little bursts of piss escape her as she's doing this since she's really excited to go.
Then she blasts piss into your mouth and you have to guzzle it down fast so it doesn't splash and spill over your clothes so you end up gulping it down barely faster than she's pissing it out. After a couple of minutes of this she just makes a couple of wiping motions over your face to clean herself up and lowers the dress and continues smiling and posing like nothing happened.

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>tfw you'll never be her personal assistant that is only tasked with licking her legs every night so she can relax and fall asleep

>tfw you'll never make sure the entire surface of her legs is coated with your saliva and when you finally stop she immediately wakes up and says "no, keep going" in a dreamy voice

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*slurps noisily*

>>84586737

Love that outfit.

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>>84586889

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>>84586918

>>84584005
now i wanna see her getting destroyed by a thug bbc

>>84587162
sorry, will never happen. she dates white guys.

thugs are born to be poor losers destined for prison and prison rape. just sayin!

>>84586252
excellent

>>84585654
too late

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>>84586876
dat Keely

>>84586029
Agreed.

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>>84587370
>how the thong cuts into her hips
My god.

>>84586737
id give her something to slurp noisily on if you catch my drift

>>84575150
Me on the right

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>>84587421
more Keely?

>>84587457
Sure. Keely who, by the way?

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>>84587518
instagram.com/keelsmomo