Why the fuck did they cast someone with pancake tits to play

>>84565268
The girl from Skins and Maze Runner.

>>84565268
Why the fuck do they cast anyone with pancake tits?

women with pancake tits shouldn't even be allowed to live t b h

>>84565273
Don't you ever get tired of party rocking this hard?

>>84565383
t. fat fuck who never works out

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>>84565268
Gemma would be the perfect Lara

Prove me right

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>>84565268
Pic related just proved she can carry a franchise.

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>>84565268

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>>84565431

>unsheathes breasts
>waddles up behind you
>nothin perssonel, sweetie

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>>84565431
Gemma is a good choice, but I think the VA for the new Tomb Raider games would've been just fine

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>>84565431
>those nipples

>>84565454

got any other alienfu breast images?

>>84565431
pls squelch me mommy

>>84565401
ev ev ev ev every day im shuffling.

>>84565517
exactly

>release two games using the voice, image and mocap of an actual actress
>hollyjew greenlights a kinograph
>hire someone else

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>>84565268
>>84565383

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Better Lara comming through

why cant women put on any muscle for roles

breaks my immersion when I see a scrawny gril beating up giant men without breaking a sweat

one of the few movies to do it right was Haywire but that's cause the lead was an MMA fighter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpLErgPHt_o

>>84565709
you don't spend millions on a movie and cast a no name actress as the lead. it's not about perfect looks or acting skill but about recognition.

it's the same debate as with Scarjo in ghost in the shell.

>>84565867
girl in OP is literally who though...

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>>84565858
>Why can't the gender not built for hunting/fighting not put on lean muscle that they will never need for their next role

>>84565858
>you'll never be beaten up by a dominant gf who then sits on your face

why even live?

>>84565908
I don't even think muscular women are attractive but it honestly annoys me when I see tiny women in action movies supposedly beating up guys twice their size

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>>84565944
>>84565858
bitch was a twig in the games too

>>84565944
and then it leads to situations like that hairy antifa whore getting absolutely fucking flattened by that patriot with a single punch because they unironically think they can take on men in a fight, even one who was like 5ft 2 inches

Be glad she isn't black or asian.

>>84565970
if the fight scenes in the movie are done more brutal, where Lara is getting beaten the fuck up and thrown around since she's not as strong, she actually has hard time killing the bad guys I'd think it actually be cool.

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>>84565970
>I'm retarded

It's okay, I'm sure it's just a phase.

>>84565944
or Emilia Clarke in Terminator Generic. looked like she had never fired a gun in her life.

>>84565894
Camilla Luddington (Lara Croft VA) has been one of the main characters on Grey's Anatomy for years.

>>84565800
pit whore

>>84565894
>he hasn't seen Ex Machina

disgusteng

>>84566093
Watch Californication, she also has pancakes, though she'd be better than who they got.

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>he likes big tits

>>84565517
She has zero tits.

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>>84566594
She has no ass, thighs, hips or anything else either

I guess if bones are your thing then she's a good cast

>>84566576
>she also has pancakes
You clearly don't know what that means. Camilla has very attractive tits, they're just nowhere big enough to be Lara.

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>>84566719
>he doesn't have a fridgefu
I'm embarrassed for you.

>Why
She had a role in some big movie a while back and they're hoping the recent fame would carry the movie. I don't honestly even remember what movie she did.

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>>84566868
the fuck?

>>84566719
Fucking gypsy

>>84566928
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp

>>84566594
Only niggers prefer arses.

>>84567600

It wasn't implied that he likes asses, just that he doesnt like big tits. A patrician like me preffers a tight ass and big tits.

>>84565970

Video games are like parasites, they attach themselves to systems people already bought or were planning to buy.

This is how it was throughout history. People bought PCs because they needed them and then saw there were games available for them so they tried them out. Minimal investment, lots of fun.

Mentally challenged failed abortions who would get a free one way ride to a gas chamber bought consoles because they're slobbering fucking retards. They perpetuate their painful existence seemingly for no real reason than to inflict their misery onto others.

You are fucking garbage. Video games are fucking garbage. They are treadmills for human hamsters but where hamsters are neat, fuzzy little creatures, you are fat horror movie props with delusions of grandeur. There's nothing redeeming in video games, they are a sad replacement for participating in reality and achieving something of actual value that you can be fucking proud of. You know this is true and the only thing more pathetic than the way you live your life is that you deny the true nature of it and just how fucking useless, uninteresting, morbidly stupid and witless you are. Of fucking course you play video games, nobody ever had any doubt.

>>84565268
nu-lara doesn't even have good tits anyway, they made it all about her ass

old lara is still the best anyway

>>84565436
She's not white.

>>84566868
>>84566928
It is not shoulder to hip ratio that is the problem it is hip to ribcage ratio

Her hips are on the smaller side though

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>>84568248
stop this meme

they aren't beachballs but they are pretty big

guys be serious

the problem isnt her tits.
its her face.

she looks like shes 12.

>>84565517
would be perfect.

>>84565268
it's nuLara, she was downgraded in that area by male "allies" willing to open up the medium to a more diverse playerbase

>>84565517
see her in action
too plain
she's not meant to be the focus of the screen, just some background girl in bikini

>>84568476
>she looks like shes 12
How is this a problem?

>>84567962
4chan = videogames

>>84567962

Ur posting on a chinese fart forum, on the television board of all placed.

>video games bad
>tv good

keker

>>84565431
>Haley Atwell
>Gemma Arterton
All the titcows in the world and they chose her

>>84567962
Did that sound better in your head? You sound like you're doing a Linkara skit

>>84565800
Yeah seriously why not her? Great actress, and literally perfect tits.

Maybe cuz she's signed up with marvel she didn't have time?

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>>84565431
Truly the best (G)emma

>>84566928
This is what we get when give roles to women based on talent and not looks

>>84569315
I like the Tomb Raider games and Lara Croft but I think a Tomb Raider movie is beneath her. There are much more popular and interesting video game properties in the works and this will be one of the lesser franchises. It would be like playing April O'Neil when all your friends are in ultra successful/popular comic book adaptations.

>Lara's best friend is Asian in the game
>make her black for the movie

Why

>>84569813
>'best friend'

I have a different take on their relationship.

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>>84569803

>>84569842
i fucking bet you do, /tv/cuck

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>>84565268

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>>84565268
How fucking hard is it to remember Lara was rebooted?

>>84566280
i did, but that's the only time i've seen her, and how many people have seen that movie? the dude i was replying to compared her to scarjo, come on...

>>84566928
Yeah thanks for pointing it

>>84565268
Someone with....
>what are other breakfast pastries that aren't flat
.....muffin tits?

>>84565800
What is it with fiveheads on them? Disgusting.

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>>84570275
This. It should have been a fit chick with nice tits.

>>84566041
i fapped to those pixels multiple times

>>84570495
The lesser Mara looks like THAT?

Lara Croft a shit.

Here's my female adventurer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SumzhuI_0dA

>tfw an old 90s tv show was more progressive than a SJW mandated 2017 movie

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>>84565454
giv ayylmao gf

>>84565268

You are the same shill professional guys who work with Warner?
This is the same type of thread about Gal Gadot 3 years ago

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>>84569518
Agreed

>>84566705
hhmm...who's that?

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>>84570610
Gal looks like shit and if you think she was a good casting choice you're an idiot.

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>>84570495
how /fit/ tho?

>>84570758
F I T T E R

>>84565973
t. nerdvirgin

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>>84570787

>>84570275
>>84570495
>>84570675
>>84570758
>>84570787
>>84570928
>she should be fit

did you cucks even play the reboot, which is the source material for the movie?

Lara is just an untrained /sci/ girl.
and the game is the very beginning, how she became a tomb raider.

>>84565800
THIS.

>>84567962
Do you get triggered when someone playa video games in your presence?

Why is this bitch hideous?

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>>84565268

>>84565867
The force awakens....Wonder Woman.....

>>84565268
This women is not even attractive. Shes a 5/10 at best.

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>>84571041
Lara in the reboot is more muscular than the old Lara

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>cast a PoC
>don't even get PoC points because she claims to be white

>>84565800
she's too busy treating Casey Affleck like shit for something he wasn't responsible for. plus Lara is not a leftist.

>>84570642
Beyonce

>>84565268
This fucking bitch looks like a Syrian refugee.

>>84573513
>roids
not even once

>>84565517
Unfortunately she's way too old to play a fresh-out-of-college Lara but yeah Camilla is cute as fuck

>>84565431
cant act for shit

>>84574192
your mom can't act for shit

>>84573806
>claims to be white
Im 100% Swedish just like her and i look similar colorwise. Just because you dont have blond hair/blue eyes it doesnt mean you are a shitskin.

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>>84574053

>>84565268
Don't care about the tits, but the whole point of Lara is that she's blue blood English noble type of a character. You can't have a shitskin play that. Just doesn't work. Everything else about Lara is optional, but that one thing really isn't

>>84565431
>fake boobs
>can't act

>>84574387
Anon I'm sorry to tell you but your mother has been unfaithful...

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>>84574423
>blue blood English noble type of a character

Lots of British aristocrats are swarthy.

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>>84565268
Am I the only one who doesn't understand the attraction to woman with big boobs? I find big boobs revolting. Medium is nice (or like pic related) otherwise large boobs is just vile.

Anyway I am a legs man anyway so maybe that's why

>>84574612
No you're not the only gay guy in the world

>>84574423
>shitskin
She's literally swedish

>inb4 "swedish is not white" maymay

>>84574548
i did the fucking 23andmeme test and i was 97% northern european...

>>84574612
No, you just have realistic expectations unlike these obese manchildren still stuck in waifuland

>>84568772
>Loli Laura
Lord deliver me

>>84574597
Doesn't really matter, I'm not talking about real world, I'm talking about a certain type of British aristocrat character in movies and games and that type of character isn't brown. Just doesn't work.

>>84574488
>fake boobs

confirmed virgin

>>84574612
you're just gay

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I think that she is pretty

>>84566666
Checked

>>84574417
gross

>>84565268

Thank god you guys who are obsessed with tits aren't the ones casting her. I'm not impressed by the choice either but casting someone solely based on their tit size is retarded.

I always thought lara as 5'8 to 6' girl with a climber physics and prominent breasts

>>84575055
u gay

>>84565454
AYYYYY

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>>84575055
fag

>>84573909
that's why they chose her

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>>84565268
She was the best back in the days. Had exactly the face on top of everything.

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>>84575858
Continued.
The best.

>>84575285
Sauce?

>>84574417
Why would good looking woman do something like this to herself? This is no better than those ridiculous plastic surgeries

>>84574387
>brown as fuck
>100% swedish
checks out

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>>84576690
she can bench you tho

for once they picked an actress who's fit and teevee complains it's not a landwhale.
Jesus you guys are contrarian by nature

>>84577686
she has like a dancer's body though, I think she used to be a ballerina. I'm not complaining because Lara's supposed to be young and inexperienced in this, but people want "buff" fit.

>>84567962
I like this pasta.

>>84570622
fucking hell

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>>84577686
>fit
She's STICC.

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>>84565431

>>84579065
pit whore

>>84565454
so perky

>>84565800
This.

>>84575285
Hnnnnnnnnnnngg

>>84575285
gross

>>84570758
>tfw grill has bigger biceps than you
I need to start working out

>>84580988
it's ok bro you still have bigger tits

>>84581174
kek

>>84570622
Holy fucking tits

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>>84566868
>>84566928
>tfw u have more hips than her and ur a man

>>84565517
how about no

she looks like a homely 5/10 - which is why she looks nothing like the ingame model

lara needs to be a 9/10 at least

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>>84565867
Yet somehow Hollywood producers can find talented male actors who are willing to abuse their bodies to look like their characters. Hollywood just has lower standards for actresses

>>84581797
iktf bro ;___;

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>>84582266
emily a cute

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>>84582620
Not so cute now that she's training for EOT2.

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>>84565268

>>84582279
Not trying to be /pol/, but life has lower standards for women.

>>84582888
>those lips


HHHHHHHHNGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>84566719
No way she's a swede

>>84583243
You're not /pol/ for stating a fact. Just saying.

>>84565970
Lara didn't really beat people up though. She shot them in the fucking face instead.

>>84574667
She's not swedish. She's either a gypsy or a jew

t. Swede

>>84565268
They're retconning her. Instead of a sexy action hero she's a dont need no man stronk woman. And they purposely cast a flat actress bc a strong woman is more than a nice chest.

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>>84582197
>she looks like a homely 5/10

You fucking what?

>>84565800
>heard her name before seeing Kong
>not really know who she is
>mfw she took her jacket off and started running around

Idk if I'm a fan of her acting but boy I'm a fan of that rack

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>>84574612
>"guys as a man why do I find boobs gross"

>>84566075
That stung more than the pissing all over the terminator mythos. Compare linda hamilton in t2 to stupid lazy game of thrones shitbitch in genynynynys

>>84574612
>Am I the only one who doesn't understand the attraction to woman with big boobs?

No, big boobs are vulgar and disgusting

>>84566075
That stung more than the pissing all over the terminator mythos. Compare linda hamilton in t2 to stupid lazy game of thrones shitbitch in genynynynys. It's outright insulting.

>>84565431
she doesn't have an athletic physique

angelina jolie as tomb raider was the best its ever going to get

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>>84565268
TEN YEARS AGO I WOULD HAVE CAST KELLY BROOK BEFORE SHE WAS FAT AND STARTED FUCKING NIGGERS!!!

>>84565268
mammario

>>84584770
then you are just a moron with bad taste if you think she would have ever been a suitable choice for lara croft

>>84584770
She was made for the BBC though

>>84579065
FUCK OFF YOU FAGGOTS, SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS UP, LEFT AND RIGHT SYNDROME TOO!!!FACT!!!

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If only she was British.

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>>84585531
looks like fat anna kendrick

>>84565268
>actress known and awarded for a transgender movie
>partner of Hollywood-favourite Michael Fassbender

Really makes you think. >>84565517 would have been perfect (honorary mention: >>84565800 and >>84585531).

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oh god its another one of these threads

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>>84565268

You guys are terrible at casting

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>>84566666
Criminally underrated quints.

>>84584212
Brie's tits were one of the highlights of Skull Island. Watching her run around in that tight tank top all sweaty was great desu

Who is this kino masturbino?

>TFW she will never take a big fat hot shit down our throats.

Why even live?

>>84570758
That's a dude with tits.

>>84575285
>>84575134
>being attracted to women is gay

???

>>84589153
Considering that she still has tits, her traps aren't bulging like crazy, her hairline isn't receding and her jaw isn't insanely sharp i don't think she's shooting some T cocktail. She's on every supplement on the market and bulking 24/7 but still a woman.

>>84589281
>but still a woman

One that desperately wants to be a man apparently.

>>84565268
because pusy

>>84565268
To deny the male gaze. We don't want young girls to think being feminine is a good thing.

>>84570928
>clearly on the gas
>still doesnt train legs

i guess she really wants to be a guy

>>84585602
Fairly certain that anyone accusing AK of being fat in this photo, has more than their fair share of their own insecurities with their own body.

>>84565268

because they wanted a good actress not some bimbo

>>84570495
>croft is hispanic

>>84565268
>>84565366

Because they don't want to alienate female viewers.