Will Valerian be her big break?
More like big bomb
>>84564212
I just nutted to this image. Thanks.
Her tattoos make me physically ill.
>>84564212
It will be the movie that removes any studio's capability to cast her in a big blockbuster.
Rip acting "career"
>>84564212
hhnnnnnggggg
>>84564212
i hope not cause she cant act for shit
>>84564212
>>84564313
oh baby.
i'd like to break her big if you catch my drift
>>84564343
not really tbqh
Is this movie going to be good? No. Am I going to watch it? UUUUM, YES?!?!?
>>84564212
you can see her bum slit
>>84564313
>what am i doing with my life?.jpg
>>84564212
What's she covering? Cause it sure as shit ain't tits.
>gq
>high heels
>shit movies
Once again hollywood proves its who you know and how pretty your face is. This is why pirating needs to exist. The casuals pay to watch this fag shit and that forces us to watch it so we know what these faggots are being influenced by.
>>84564313
>looking for the drugs i dropped on the floor pose
w-w-w-w-what is going oooon???
>>84564470
>Sir Chris Hoy joins GQ
cool
>>84564212
Those tats
>>84564212
>models
>pop stars
>flavour of the month
Why can literally anybody land a movie role even if they're not a talented actor? Shit's infuriating. So are her fucking eyebrows.
>>84564374
haha based bum poster
when it comes out that that's a man
>>84564470
She looks like the girl in Into the Badlands
>>84564212
nice moobs
There is 0 chance valerian makes more than 200 mill
0.1 chance it makes more than 150 mill
>>84564470
Is this for fags now? Men's health magazines sure have changed.
>>84564212
Early critic reactions saying it's good.
Also fuck that's the hottest pic I've seen of her.
>>84564374
Bum slits are PG-13 material these days
>love sci fi / space opera
>unironically find her perfect for a space role
>it's this valerian bullshit
sigh
>>84564565
What kind of sci-fi/space opera did you have in mind anon?
>>84564212
Do you think she stays skinny because of her coke diet or because she exercises.
>>84564565
is this a book series or something.
>>84564212
ooh mmmm nice pusy mm :)
>>84564396
She's a model, you idiot. Stupid post.
>>84564587
They're skinny because they don't get so many calories via barfing or starving.
>>84564528
>She looks like the girl in Into the Badlands
Kek, she totally does.
>>84564585
I don't really know, I can just tell it's not Valerian.
I want something akin to a big budgeted Babylon 5, I guess.
>>84564212
usually I like my women natural, but damn she really needs a tit job
>>84564611
and coke
>>84564212BLACKEDwhen?
>>84564528
Its obvious Metropolis reference, kiddo.
>>84564587
>sorting and shifting flour
She should be ashamed. Emphasis on the word "should". Shame isn't mandatory so she doesn't actually literally have her brain produce the chemicals to make her actually feel literally literal shame literally since it's her own choice whether she wants to think she's real or not. Assuming that human IS a she that is. I hope so. I fap to every pic that has a female with a female vagina in it.
>>84564683
Flat is Justice
>>84564314
this. she's just taking up space where other new actors could shine.
>>84564715
what kind of drugs are you on?
>>84564587
both. plus it's not like everyone feels hunger the same way. some people spend the entire day forgetting to eat.
>>84564470
Alas, if only she could fill that cuirass.
>>84564821
desu sometimes I wonder too if she really is a girl (boy)
I'm certainly going to see the movie, especially when it appears to be bombing.
I've seen A Cure For Welness in theaters, and I still regret missing John Carter in theaters.
>>84564470
>tfw it's rape-night, this is your victim and you forgot to bring the fucking drill
>>84564313
>boots aren't silver to complete the look
Lame
>>84564212
I'm going to go see it and i'm going to stroke my little peepee at the cinema
>>84565017
>drill
>not jaws of life
What kind of halfassed rapekit you packin'?
>>84564212
>>84564313
>>84564470
is there moar ?
asking for a friendmy penis
>>84565135
>>84565135
>no ass
>>84565135
I wonder what her poopies smell like mmmm
I thought the industry had gotten over that cunt.
>Luc Besson
It's gonna be shit.
>>84565255
lmao how ridiculously fake did this death scene look
scorsese a hack
>>84564212
>>84564313
>>84564470
Fuck yes. Muh dick.
Valerian is my most anticipated movie this summer.
The break she's gonna take from acting after this shit bomb will be indeed very long
P U F F Y
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The irrational butthurt about Valerian and Cara makes me think there are 40+ actual marvelpajeets viralmarketers on this board.
>>84565135
ass of a 5 year old boy. top notch eyebrows though, would cum on
>>84565488
Yeah it couldn't possibly have anything to do with Besson's last endeavor being Lucy (which starred Scarjo BTW) was complete dogshit yet made a ton of money just because.
Or because Besson hasn't made a good movie in decades.
Or because Cara as an actress is an example of straight up nepotism with her going from model to actress in the time it takes to inhale a line of coke.
Couldn't be the monstrous budget this has and the equally monstrous potential to fail.
No no, it must be the evil marvel boogeyman, because what other excuses are there?
>>84565488
What does Valerian have to do with Marvel?
>>84564662
>Babylon 5
>>84564313
yeah that's the ticket
>>84564212
>her
>>84564611
or they don't eat like fucking american hogs
>>84565660
>Bella and Cara will never have a cockfight with their "strapons"
;___;
>>84565066
you're right...I need better tools. I have to have my tools!
>>84565597
Lucy was fine.
Nepotism has always been prevalent in Hollywood and there are worse cases, all of them jewish. Cara had done 3-4 movies before this. That's more than most.
This is disneymarvel marketers written all over it; senseless criticism and hate.
>>84564313
How does she do it?? So photogenic.
Small white girl, and asian, asses are patrician.
If you like big asses you're a nigger or a baboon.
>>84565900
This.
>>84564611
amerifat spotted. Ideal weight for women is not +400 lbs
>>84565597
>Or because Besson hasn't made a good movie in decades.
>Fifth Element was two decades ago
Fuck
>>84564544
>>84565827
>senseless criticism and hate.
>not 4chan's motto since time immemorial
>>84565997
found my new wallpaper, thank you.
>>84565609
Valerian is based on a comic book that Marvel doesn't own. If it finds success then it's more competition and Marvel can't handle that anymore.
>dumping a huge ass budget into a literalwhat franchise where both your leads have no box office draw
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>84566064
>What? Besson's last movie made close to 500m on a 40m budget? Cut this nigger a blank check
>>84565609
Their viralmarketers on here are paid to shill disneymarvel movies and shit on the competition.
she has the face of a ten year old boy, she looks like the fucking lad I played footy with when I was a kid
>>84566064
It's a european movie and is financed by european investors. Remember Uwe Boll and how everyone wondered where he got money for his projects? In Europe investing in a film production is a way to evade taxes.
>>84564313
dead inside
>>84565135
SAD
>>84564470
Are you too old for festivals, anon?
>>84566142
>Remember Uwe Boll and how everyone wondered where he got money for his projects? In Europe investing in a film production is a way to evade taxes.
That was only in Germany and that law has since been changed
>>84565597
You deserve this.
This is what the ideal female looks like (to me), you may not like it but this is what peak gf qtness looks like
>>84566299
Thank you, Count Hemlock
>>84564212
>>84564313
When I try to save these they become all distorted ;_;
I guess I have to wait for HRs, i wanna fucking frame these. Based Cara.
>>84566621
>When I try to save these they become all distorted ;_;
ONORE, DECADE-O!!
>>84565488
*tips fedora*
>>84566420
thats because youve never had a gf
>>84564313
Wew lad those come-fuck-me boots really do it for me.
>>84567038
I like my fuck me boots with less heel and more stomp.
>>84565997
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
>>84564591
Comic book from the 60s
>>84564470
they give her bigger boobs not fair
>>84567227
Cara's boobs are pretty respectable mate.
>>84564542
GQ was always like this. I never really understood who it was aimed at because they have models in stupidly expensive suits, but no-one who can afford those suits would even read GQ.
>>84567449
define respectable
>>84567174
>me on the left reading
>>84564212
I will watch this for her braps/cute faces.
More women roles please, moreeeeee.
I don't know why do you see this as a problem.
Or do you prefer watching the rock with a short t shirt?
>>84567730
It's a glossy mag for men, its purpose is to make you desire a millionaire lifestyle with travels, brand mechandise, restaurant/club visits.
It kinda works, when I read it I wish I was a investment banker with a vapid instagram model girlfriend.
I like it, SJW influence is hurting their brand somewhat. Though they have legit good writers and journalists there.
>>84566420
oh gosh
I miss the old Cara.
>>84568205
>ywn meet Cara when she worked at Asos
>>84568205
thats andrej tho
>>84568234
;_;
>>84568252
Faceblindness is a sign of autism
>>84564212
she's looking very sexy.
>>84565135
Fap time.
>All this Cara goodness
She seems like an up-the-butt girl and that's great.
Remember when Leo tried to fuck her and she rejected him
>>84564212
couldn't care less I just want her to peg me and call me names in her posh accent
Is there a more elegant girl?
>>84568563
Saving herself for me lad.
I'm posting from the future, she is my straight wife and these are our children
>>84565488
Who would care about viralmarketing 4chan though, especially /tv/. None of us watch or pay for movies.
>>84568199
would you flirt with cara at a party, ledeckybro?
>>84568122
>tfw /tv/ is a glossy mag for men too
>>84568676
No pegging but her radio dj lines in GTA5 are worth a listen if you like her voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_hRjnQn7AY
>>84568732
Why don't you take medication for your mental illness?
>>84568155
She's always angery
>>84568756
all I am listening to when playing gtaV is cara.
>don't be so bloody serious
nutting in my mind everytime
>>84568732
>those eyebrows
never fall in love anon, never fall in FUCK
She is the ONLY waifu worth having
>>84568817
DAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNNN DAVID LYNCH LOOKS LIKE THAT?!
>>84568817
Make a reddit account if you want to be a known user faggot
>>84568852
Well I post on the cara reddit too
>>84568805
;_;
>>84568897
How about you stay there or don't be a tripfag
>>84568817
>3 seconds
>3MB
talk about overkill
>>84564212
>big break
>From a billionaire family
Valerian will bomb. And she's awful so I can't feel bad about it.
At least Ellie Kemper was funny once upon a time.
>>84568155
nice, look quite firm
>>84568906
I want to lick her eyebrows
>>84569013
lewd
>>84569013
>84569013
I want to tuck her into bed and kiss her eyebrows goodnight
>>84568732
>ledeckybro?
thats an imbostor
>>84564369
haha challenge accepted bro, true story, reee
>>84568915
ANONYMOUS IS LE LEGION
HAHA PEE PEE POOPIE
ANONYMOUS
>>84569069
sorry friend, he stole your reaction
>>84568781
its "im so much better than you, why are you even looking at me?" face.
>>84568732
To have even a plain, average women look at me this way would give me a heart attack.
She's a literal succubus.
>>84569102
>>84568817
>Lacazette, Mahrez and Mbrappe any day now la'
how cum /tv/ likes dykes now
>>84564212
Her eyebrows bother me
>>84569089
She looks a lot like Ben Shapiro at times.
>>84569205
we're progressive
>>84568732
>>84569127
;_;
I think she's an okay actress, she gives me feels.
>>84569226
go back to /pol/
>>84569209
I don't know.
My preferred actressed are Cara Delevingne, Kristen Stewart, Amber Heard. This was before i knew they were bi, lesbian or whatever. I don't know what this means.
She's got a really expressive face and an attractive one when she manages to drop the resting bitch face that fashion modelling has drilled into her
>>84569209
They've always been good.
>>84569384
>Amber Heard
she's the outlier of that assembly
>>84569363
hey, could you delete this?
>>84564688
Coke can go both ways. See Maradona and Elvis.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUKRohPBzRs/?taken-by=sashaluss
SUPERIOR MODELFU AND AYYLMAOFU COMING TROUGH
>>84569500
she is also in the movie btw
>>84565560
>ass of a 5 year old boy
using the wrong insults on this board.
>>84565609
Comic book movie competing with SM: Mommycumming.
>>84566107
Did you shower together?
>>84564212
>her
>>84568155
great nips tho
>Vroom vroom
>No time to explain, hop on!
>>84569205
this week la
i wish models stopped acting. ill take rappers over this shit that this stage.
>>84569900
Can you imagine her doing this to your dick?
>>84569513
No shit!
>>84569978
>mfw no
>>84569205
>>84569900
>la
Singlish pls go.
>>84569900
>Dat granny hair
>Still qt
>feisty, cool, bubbly
HOW DOES SHE DO IT
>>84570023
>she
>>84570023
>>84569891
whew! thank god im a filthy white maleâ„¢ with a tiny little weenus, because where else would my dick go, if I was to -erm "hop on."
>>84569891
I will eat those panties if she says so.
>>84570062
Franklin's still the girliest cadet.
lads...
>>84570130
would you prefer them with or without fecal matter, anon?
>>84570023
Would you still love her if she had had a thick, veiny 8 inch dick?
>>84570164
Hmmmm only sweat and pussy liquid.
>>84568897
>Tripdag
And no one is surprised.
I will see it at the cinema.
I support her, she deserves a chance.
>>84565135
white people be like
>>84564212
D R O P P E D
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>>84570464
I'm well aware of the inherent evil of the shifty jew, but in this case I wouldn't be able to control myself.
Why is this tranny so popular on tv?
>>84564212
That movie looks terrible, no memeing.
>>84569957
Shit tier feet
DROPPED
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This will probably do as well as the John Carter movie or that Mila Kunis scifi thing I can't remember the name of.
In other words, it looks like shit
why is it talentless hacks like Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansen, and Gal Gadot have careers that will never end when talentless hacks like Cara Devaligne can never catch a break?
>>84564313
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
what makes her face so perfect???
It's the eyes and the eyesbrows?
It's the child face??
>>84564313
This is the stupidest "space" clothing I've ever seen.
>>84570648
*sniffed*
>>84570464
>1/16
I want to exterminate every jew as much as the next person, but come on
>>84565488
>the butthurt at Cara posting right before Valerian comes out is the viral marketing
>and not the Cara posting
You can't use reverse psychology if it is so obvious anon.
>>84570688
>he's never seen Barbarella
>>84564537
probability approaching 100 percent that all the anons here will shit on it even harder than they are now, having only seen the previews. people will go to see it, it'll make its money back - just - and then it'll become as much of a cultural artifact as the Fifth Element. wildly popular, leading to six sequels based on the rest of Christin and Meziere's work, and YOU - shitposter anon - will be on here claiming you knew it all along.
>>84565488
The pajeet thing isn't working.
>>84570176
I'd love her more.
>>84564662
are you even vaguely aware of how many SF films and tv series have mined the Valerian comics for ideas, without attribution?
STOP
SHE'S LIKE 16 IN THE COMICSEVEN THOUGH SHE GETS NAKED IN THAT TOO.
>>84570853
This, Valerian is a genuinely good sci-fi series.
>>84564591
"DUDE THEY ARE TOTALLY RIPPING OFF THE MILLENNIUM FALCON"
go on. go ahead and say it, so i can shit all over you.
>>84565827
>Lucy was fine.
You have to go back
This photographer needs a raise for getting me to masturbate to this gross bitch
>>84568817
Goblin face
>Apparently the acting of this foreign born model/worst actress in the world’s acting is so bad the entire theme of the movie she is making had to be changed or it would have looked more ridiculous.
>Cara Delevingne ("Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets")
>>84570935
this kind of "cute" attention whoring gets really degenerate after a certain age
>>84570975
>blind items
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
>>84570854
>the French being pedos
>especially Besson
color me shocked
>>84571007
>16 year old
>Pedophilia
Are you from California?
>>84570889
considering they were written over forty years ago, they aren't as dated as any of the crap coming out of south America right now.
>>84571007
>makes 13 years olds sex symbols
>complains about 16 years olds being "exploited"
>>84570995
And that age is 13.
>>84570975
you can make shit up and post it here, but you aren't even as convincing as Alex Jones.
>>84568897
Oh baby
>>84564688
Do you think she's stingy with her coke?
As in if you're her friend she'll make fat lines for the both of you.
>>84568897
>ywn sniff that butt plug
You guys could be attracted to anything if a corporation puts it on your face. Even a fucking dog.
>>84568563
Lol Leo fucking a girl, I guess you believe Iron Man is a documentary.
>>84564212
>>84566101
Fuck off Dannyboy. JAJA DC ES KINO
>>84568701
is this the new xmen movie
>>84568155
what is she putting on her nipples? Lightening cream?
>>84565135
Fuck i love the devileggs now
>>84569127
sshhiiiiieeeeetttt
>>84571514
Probably, could also be simple sun screen because, you know, nipples can burn.
>>84564313
This made me cum.
>>84571444
Exactly like this. Paid to turn any mention of Marvel or DC into a fanboy argument.
Maybe she shouldn't have a big break if she's going to sweat from her boobs like this.
She's too old now. Her appeal was looking like a HS girl and now she looks closer to 30 than 20.
>>84572009
dat boy forgot to shave his stache
>>84572009
>her eyebrow steroids make hair grow in other places
I guess even roasties can't have it all
>>84572009
What do you think her bellybutton tastes like?
>>84572009
>you are now aware that mammary glands are modified sweat glands
Ugly unibrow bitch
>>84572009
>dat stache
she should kill her stylist for this
>>84570503
>>84570150
>>84570090
>>84570023
>>84568817
>>84564313
I really enjoy how comfortable she is with her body
>she will never be your gf
why live
>>84569127
>walks straight into somali rape gang
EURO
U
R
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>>84564504
You're kind of a faggot huh?