Well, this was shit. It was the most generic superhero origin

Oh look it's this thread again for the 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th time.

Come up with a more original thread next time, jackass.
FUCK OFF

DC fan here and I honestly turned it off an hour in

But it was still better than Doctor Strange which I turned off 20 minutes in

>>84562470
Fuck off yourself, I haven't been on /tv/ for weeks.

>>84562448
No, every MCU movie is like that and they still get praised to the heavens.

frogposter, Wonder Woman sucks ass. it is utter trash.

>>84562537
OP here, the MCU is generally trash.

>>84562448
Ofc it's shit, the title tells you that. Were you too stupid to read the title?

>>84562515
What.
It's not even on blu-ray you nu-DC cuck

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>>84562598
Probably watched some 240p camrip.

>>84562633
Theres a decent rip of it out and no its not a cam rip

>>84562598
>he doesn't know about the /tv/ cycle

>>84562515
Now why don't I believe you?

>>84562448
>Why was it so praised?
The characters were weak, but the action was solid and the plot was good.

When will capeshit finally die?

>>84562875
Never. Capeshit is slowly becoming a medium, instead of a genre.

>>84562999
>slowly
Nigger, capeshit was since the beginnings of amerishart movie industry.

>>84562448
Cry more.

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>>84562864
>but the action was solid and the plot was good.

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>>84562448
>Why was it so praised?

>>84562864
>the action was solid

> the plot was good.

No? You must be 12 years old AND easily impressed

>>84562516
Then lurk more stupid worthless cunt

>>84562448
all these comic movies suck butt

>>84562448
>le save the world from Ares and help innocents
>but first kill some random german soldiers because fuck Germany

>>84562448
Because it was the best capeshit origin story since Iron Man 1

>>84563800
>http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/IRAy8AODej0SvmNy_oD2ig/
>posted 6 times in two days
Spider-Man looks like shit, shill. It's time to stop. It's not DC's fault that disney can't make good movies

>>84564225
wow


you said butt

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Alt righters/SJWs always think the explanation for [thing] is their own agenda. Yes, it was only praised because the lead was female, not because it was a good super hero movie. You figured it out you triggered whiny baby retard

>>84562567
>>84564174
congratulations, you're not the target audience. move the fuck on.

Just watched it and thought it was okay, of course youve seen it all before but whatever. I think it get praised so much because it just didnt have and huge shortcomings. Everything was just done okay, clear first, second and third act and just a decent story, lead and romance. And then you had some nice and truly human moments, which I liked.

Basically the director managed to make a normal action flick with, a nice message, instead of the mushy , convoluted , "muhphilosophy" mess that snyde has been spewing out. Top that of with a female lead and there you go.

>>84562448
IKR!!!

>>84564260
Not like that means anything. Every Capeshit since IM1 has been shit.

Best Marvel movie ever made.

>>84562448
Because she is attractive to look at, she's fucking smokin' hot. Everyone 'seems' obsessed with fat asses these days but that figure will always get a man going.

>>84564553
Critics praise shitty super hero movies all the time though.

POST THE PASTA

>>84565159
Lmao, she was the least attractive amazon on the island not counting the niggers.

Captain America was better than this.
Gadot was surprisingly cute though, I wish they had more fish-out-of-water moments.

>>84562448

>Why was it so praised?

First DCEU movie that was mediocre instead of divisive, plus female lead.

Marvel has set an standard of quality so low that everything above it looks like a masterpiece

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>>84565159
>Everyone 'seems' obsessed with fat asses these days but that figure will always get a man going.
>gal gadot

>>84562448
>Because the lead was female?
yes

>>84565412
>Gadot was surprisingly cute though, I wish they had more fish-out-of-water moments.
Also this. Literally the only good parts of the movie

I liked that it was purely a "superhero doing heroic shit" film. No edgy or angst or "boo hoo being a hero sucks" or "muh secret identity"

>>84562448
not because she was female. because she was an ISRAELI female. it's important because if everyone shat on it, it would be islamophobic. and that's a big no no with SJWs these days

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>>84567108
>and that's a big no no with SJWs these days
>“If you are utterly enjoying this particular Wonder Woman as a role model for your daughters in a theater near you and could not care less about a young Palestinian girl mourning her family in Gaza whom the woman portraying your superhero helped kill, then all the power to you. You need not bother to know that in this film Gal Gadot does not just personify Wonder Woman, but alas Wonder Woman disappears into Gal Gadot.”

>>84563800
>she is blocking upper body shots
>no one shoots her legs
Well done ww.

>>84562516
Yeah, sure.

pretty sure the only people who like it on here are shills

Gadot is the worst part of the movie followed by the final act. She sucks. For real, she can't do fight scenes and that's really disappointing.

The director also is shit. The way she organized many sequences and that last fight, it was early 2000's animated sequence in a video game tier.


The entire movie is carried by Chris Pine. It was sad when he died because I knew the following WW movies would surely suck. Gadot has to work on her chops too, she can't play the ingenue 100 yrs later, and we already saw in BvS she can't pull off sophisticated and wise.

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>>84564553

>>84563800
ajajajja wtf is that shit loool

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>>84562864
>the action was solid and the plot was good

>>84562515
Doctor Strange atleast had an interesting character and cool visuals. The character in wonder women was a bland goodie two shoes

>>84568316
>Genius surgeon
>wrecks his car by talking on the phone and blames everyone else for his problems
>can save his mentor and the first sanctum by using the eye but doesn't


great character senpai

>>84568341

You mean the mentor living on borrowed time due to the use of the Dark arts?

>>84564553
What's it like being physically and intellectually inferior to men?

>>84568400
That's the very one, you know, the one that saved his life twice and taught him how to have a life again senpai

>>84568429

That was swell of her, but she is solely responsible for her demise.

No need to damn Strange too.

>>84568597
What about all the other people? He saves the rest of the sanctum, but not the first one?

If you argue that he's self centered, he could have simply done it when he fought Mads any number of times and won, but he was too stupid / had to save the mcguffin for the end of the movie, even though he learns about it and how to do it at the beginning. Shitty writing, shitty movie, shitty hero.

He's a shitty character, always has been, but the movie portrays him in even worse light. He's the most stupid genius in the MCU so far and a very shitty hero.

>>84568690

You seem to be fine having the dialogue by yourself.

>>84564700
This. For a ordinary film, it's average. For capeshit, it's one of the better ones that actually has something beyond cool CGI and explosions (for example, the dancing scene). Also, the bit where Pine sacrifices himself actually got an emotional twitch out of me. But that might be because I'd actually turn homo for Pine.

>>84562448
Shit? Naw dog. Just extremely overhyped and average.

It hit all the beats but did nothing new as far as I remember

>>84568734
Just want to know why you think Iron Man 4 is interesting when he's actually retarded.

>>84563800
Rofl.

They built this up properly and it wasn't terrible. But the fucking action was pretty cringy. Extremely silly speed ramping and acting. Ofc its different without the music, but some idiots were comparing this movie to fucking Raiders of the Lost Arc

Or any number of other classic movies.

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>>84564553
>boogeyman

That would work if it wasnt overt and clearly provable that they exist.

>>84567170
>amerisharts left and right bombing all over the Middle East, Serbia, etc
>kill children, women, sometimes even themselves
>majority of actors are showing their support for military
>no boycott or at least outrage in twitter

Really makes me think.

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>>84562448
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>>84562448
>Why was it so praised? Because the lead was female?
People are afraid of SJW backslash around the web. Bunch of faggots.

BTW, movie was pretty shitty. Basically an female skelleton Captain America with dumb magic villain in the end. Generic plot as its finest.

>"no one even knows who Wonder Woman is, DC IS FINISHED!"
>rumors that a former WB employee says that WW is a mess
>"DCucks on suicide watch! JUST!"

>trailers come out
>"AHAHAHAHAH SO SHIT OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATHE ROTTEN TOMATOES IS GOING TO BURY THIS TURD! CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS IS GOING TO WIPE THE FLOOR WITH WONDER WOMAN!"

>critics first reactions on twitter were overwhelmingly positive
>"fucking shills I swear, look at this review on IMDb saying it's shit without talking about the movie at all, damn this is going to be hilarious!!"

>embargo drops, WW has more praise than Logan and anything in the MCU since Avengers or so
>"fucking SJW shills this movie is SHIT audience scores are going to crush it lmao"

>audience scores currently sit at 92% on a 4.5/5 rating, higher than anything Marvel
>"h-heh well who cares it's still going to fucking BOMB look at this picture of an empty theater (I swear these retards were posting those pictures here lol)"

>WW crushes all predictions and opens at more than $100M, beating IM1, GotG, Doctor Strange, Logan, TWS and more
>"w-well until you see the DROP, 80% at least, DC is dead bury it consider this mercy etc etc"

>"T-The Mummy will crash this movie with no survivors! Can't Bruise The Cruise!"
>it critically panned and flopped

>WW has one of the smallest drop for a CBM ever and the 3rd weekend drop is even smaller
>on it's 3rd weekend it's making more than CW and AoU (Avengers movies)
>already outgrossed TWS and Doctor Strange entire domestic runs after two weeks and it's making more money overseas than dom so far while no release yet in Ger/Jap/foreign markets

>"Cars 3 will bury it!"
>doesn't even make a dent

>"Transformers 5 will finish it!"
>WW doesn't drop, actually rises 23%, T5 tracking for the lowest opening of its franchise ($63-65M)

>"WW bombed! it hasn't even passed 500M! DC is finished!"
>crosses $600M threshold on the same day anon posted this

>"how is this happ-"
>$650M on its 4th weekend

>>84562448
https://youtu.be/wwL5Q02uwDE

hi gadot

>>84567796
ehhh, she can't be killed by mortals anyway.

At least the movie maintained the tone well unlike a lot of superhero movies these days. There may be some stupid jokes but for the most part they treated the subject matter with the weight and respect it deserved.

>>84562448
>>84562448
>Why was it so praised?
People fear that marvel becomes the monopoly

>>84572117
>Marvelbetas will ignore this post

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>tfw the ending of defeating ares because of love sounds cute and sweet until you realize Steve and WW knew each other for less than a week.
Lust conquers all.

>>84569756
>1/16th Jewish included
>Literally whos presented as if they're main characters in the movies

I have to hand it to the /pol/acks who do this sort of shit. They always frame their reality extremely well when trying to convince each other they're not simply being dishonest.

>>84572884
>they always frame their reality extremely well when trying to convince each other
That's different from liberals how?

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I love Gal.

>>84572910
See, you're doing it right there. Frame the argument as if it's an us-vs-the-boogeyman battle by assuming I'm somehow defending your enemy.

Calling /pol/ out for its consistent bullshit framing of issues is its own reward and you don't have to have a political motivation for doing it.

>>84572910
One worships nigger cock, the other worships nigger-tier BarbAryan cock

I've not watched capeshit in a long long time, because by and large they all look terrible. I gave this a chance because the reviews were good and my girlfriend wanted to watch it so whatever.

Holy fuck, if this is what is considered good, then how much shit have you all been eating these past few years. Main problems:

Gal Gadot cannot act for a start. At all. Literally ever scene she's in consists of her looking off camera and pulling that slightly confused 'look daddy I'm acting' face.

The action scenes are all terribly directed slo-mo garbage. Gadot also looks ridiculous as supposedly for someone that's been in training for hundreds of years or whatever, she seems to have skipped leg day for every single one.

Also, the CGI wouldn't look out of place in a 90s B movie, it was laughable in parts.

The story is fucking boring and is barely held together by Chris Pine. For a supposed feminist film, it's propped up by him.

David Thewlis is woefully miscast.

Honestly, this entire sack of shit is an absolute mess, and if the lead character wasn't female, this would have been getting Suicide Squad tier reviews.

I liked it

>>84573228
Maybe try to enjoy the movie instead of pretending you're the judge of quality. Gal Gators expressions were distracting but not movie ruining. The CGI serviced the story well enough. If the CGI was too shitty for you you must be 12.

>>84572495
Because no one thought to kneecap her.

>>84573228

In a few weeks many people who liked it will say that the movie is bad
Same effect that happened with superman returns

>>84574007
It's been a month since I saw it and I still like it a lot.

>>84573675
Same it was better than anything dc has put out since TDKR

>>84574108
For all the shit it got MoS was better than this trash.

At least Superman got some kind of character arc.

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Well, this was shit. It was the most generic superhero origin I've ever seen complete with a shitty plot, PS2-tier CGI and a crappy villain.

Why was it so praised? Because the lead was female?

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>>84563800
shoo, marvelcuck

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Honestly yes. The only way you could praise this inauthentic trash is if you're a shitskin, swedish, liberal or a male feminist

I thought /tv/ was just exaggerating the shitty cgi. I had seen the webms, but I figured it looked better/fine in motion. But my cousin, who is a complete normalfag, was even telling me how absolutely shitty the cgi segments were, and how it was so obvious that the character didn't even move like a real person should at times. I had never mentioned anything about the cgi to him either, he was the one that brought it up.

>>84574862
Oof. This is apparently a "great" capeshit film, but these action scenes look incredibly stupid.

>>84574862
t. Underage nu-/pol/ reddit

>>84574862

Is she ice skating here?

>>84563800
>kicks doomsday ass
> gets stopped by a machine gun shot by CIS WHITE MEN

>>84574862
I couldn't believe how awful the effects were.

>>84575294
Eh, she was getting trashed by Doomsday despite having Superman's help.

Doomsday was pretty OP, though.

>>84563800
What the fuck? This looks fucking terrible. This is the No Mans Land scene that everyone is praising? Are you fucking joking?

Just finished watching it.

It's about as good as Green Lantern or F4ntastic. Maybe being generous because Chris Pine's scenes were so good I could put it on par with Thor 2. But even Thor 2 didn't have PS2-tier CGI and sickening abuse of slow-motion.

I don't understand how it got reviewed and rated so highly. Even more so, I don't understand at all how people can call it "DC's best yet". This movie was leagues worse than Man of Steel.

>>84562633
>he doesn't know abot KORSUB

>>84575274
shes jewish

>>84574862
It's like you remove some of a style of a Snyder shitfest, but it's just as stupid.

>>84574862
>That fucking face at 4 seconds

I bet that was about the 52nd take and they just went 'ah fuck it, that'll do'.

>>84563800

>tiny shield that only covers her torso
>let's ALL point at it and ignore exposed legs and arm

>>84562448
>Because the lead was female?
Yeah, 'cause that surely helped Ghostbusters, Ghost in the Shell, the latest Resident Evil, Rough Night, and every other female led movie that bombed recently and had you celebrating about how women always fail.
Be a real man and just deal with it, instead of bitching like a fucking pussy.

>>84562567
>Doesn't like superhero movies
>Watches a superhero movie
You just wanted a reason to bitch, didn't you?

>>84575951
> This movie was leagues worse than Man of Steel

This. At least MoS had some kind of character arc for Superman, workable villains, a good OST and some kino scenes like Superman's first flight.

The only good thing about WW is Chris Pine.

>>84567796
They do, but her boots are bulletproof, just like the shield, which she uses to cover her exposed parts.
You'd knew this if you watched the movie instead of watching a 20 second clip over and over and attempt to judge the whole movie because of it.

>>84579869
I liked the first Spider-man movies, Keaton's Batman, some of the X-men movies, Blade 1&2, and Iron Man 1.

>>84579819
Shhh don't try to reason with them, Marvel shills need to cope with the BTFO

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>>84568316
>Doctor Strange atleast had an interesting character and cool visuals.
It was just another Iron Man wannabe

>>84565216
Exactly, whether it's female or not. Both SJW and alt-righters say the movie was successful because it had a female lead. They're both saying exactly the same shit, only that it's positive for one, and negative for the other.
The truth is that it was successful because it delivered what people were expecting from it. It's a competently made Hollywood blockbuster that hits all the right spots and leave people satisfied. No more, no less.

gal is my waifu and you cant have her

>>84579927
>implying there was no character arc for WW
You don't have to like the movie, but don't spew bullshit buzzwords like a retard.

>>84580133
>The truth is that it was successful because it delivered what people were expecting from it.
This. It wasn't kino but it was a good blockbuster, probably the best capeshit since the winter soldier another solid 6

>>84579281
First you seem to think that trench artillery are snipers that aim at specific body parts witch precission.
Then you seem to ignore the fact that her legas aren't exposed since they're covered with bulletproof boots (the clip itself shows bullets bouncing off them)
And then, you also seem oblivious to the fact that when she grabs the shield, she places it in a way that covers all her exposed parts, which is how shields work.

>>84563800
Unironically better than anything in the MCU

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>>84580168
She's my wife.

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Because trump won