/who/ - Doctor Who General

>>84553284
>posts christmas clip
>literally furthest we could be from or to christmas

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>>84553284
>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2
- The Anthology -

>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?

If the answer is yes or no, then you are ready to contribute a literary masterpiece to the second /who/ collection of original Doctor Who-based short fiction.

/who/ did it once. Now, we're gonna do it again! Yet another entry in an age-old tradition of p̶a̶c̶k̶a̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶f̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶i̶t̶i̶m̶a̶c̶y̶ / celebrating the magic of Who and the talent of a community.

There are no limits (except the story must be at least 1 word long, and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck).

>- Can involve any Doctor(s), companion(s), side characters, spinoff characters and beyond, as your heart desires
>- Can be in any style, whether it's "legitimate writing", "pisstake", or "shitpost".
>- Can be about absolutely anything
>- The main focus is on good fun in the vein of the wiki, although serious entries are allowed. (If you're going to write smut, maybe approach it with a degree of levity)

Stuck for ideas? Try starting with your favourite TARDIS team (or for timeliness, 12/Bill “I'm a lesbian” Potts) and one of these authentic titles:
http://www.saberpunk.net/DoctorWho/DoctorWhoSerialGenerator.php
https://glyphobet.net/drwho
And free scenario prompts:
http://games.usvsth3m.com/drwho/

We are going to be starting an index on the wiki for the collection. Anyone can contribute, no signups/pitches required. If you have ideas, feel free to broadcast them.
The rest is self-explanatory. Format for uploading your work is up to you, as long as it can be conveniently copied across (and ideally don't spam long texts in /who/ directly). (Pastebin works well.)

BONUS: Anyone who wants to do cover art or "illustrations" is encouraged.

>>84553284
will Bradley say that on XMAS?
will the Doc play guitar with Bradley?

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>>84553284
I realised that you could have a 30-something show up as the First Doctor in a crossover since Hartnell's Doctor was like 800 when he began.

>>84553550
he was 200
and it seems to be happening in the last episode of Tenth Planet

>>84553588
Or in his mind.

Have they killed any companions? It seems like they all get a happy ending.

Series 10 is literally the love story between two spacefaring Lesbian oil puddles.

>>84553588
Even so, you could just get an actor who looks like a young Hartnell and have him be the Doctor during his first century.

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>>84553383
Neato. When do entries have to be in by?

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>>84553284
>Christmas ends
>Capaldi regenerates into your actor of choice
>credits is Capaldi and Bradley and 13 chatting on the TARDIS, not in character
>they talk about christmas and how it fits Doctor Who so much
>Capaldi talks about how he'll miss working here, those were wonderful years yadda yadda
>Bradley: So a Merry Christmas to you.
>Capaldi: And to you.
>13: *turns to the camera* And to everyone at home!
>Cheers from the doctors, the production, Moffat and Chibbs
>yfw

>>84553679
but he was 190 when he left Gallifrey with Susan

we should not go to before Unearthly Child

>>84553383
Hiya Immigrant. I just got done doing horrible things to the Doctor for n8's anthology pitch, then you're next up, ok?

>>84553642
Adric, Roz, technically Clara but she gets to avoid it for a long time

How many of you fags have actually watched the original serials and how many of you just pretend to be into the classic series so you can act excited about this?

>>84553689
There's no real cutoff date so far. August 22nd or so is an early tentative date. Might get pushed to September.

>>84553727
Why not?

>>84553588
Yes, because 1 has only ever encountered snow once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih17YLr7VvQ GET READY FOR THE RETURN OF THE GREAT VAMPIRES BASED TOM BAKER GOTHIC ERA IS RETURNING!

>>84553770
but also said the He did not want to change, so he was feeling the regen coming as much as 12th

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>>84553756
Okie dokie

>>84553728
Ooh. What's your pitch? (Tell me in spoiler tags. Unless you are on discord.)

>>84553736
I've seen Tenth Planet.

>>84553806
Cool.

GREAT VAMPIRES AR THE VILLAINS OF SERIES 11

GREAT VAMPIRES AR THE VILLAINS OF SERIES 11

GREAT VAMPIRES AR THE VILLAINS OF SERIES 11


GREAT VAMPIRES AR THE VILLAINS OF SERIES 11
GREAT VAMPIRES AR THE VILLAINS OF SERIES 11


GREAT VAMPIRES AR THE VILLAINS OF SERIES 11

>>84553767
not good writers to do it properly
any attempt in BF, comics, books, turned to be crap

>42
>The Hungry Earth / Cold Blood
>Pond Life
>Dinosaurs on a Spaceship
>The Power of Three
Chibby era isn't looking do good if this trend continues. He only wrote one good episode.

>>84553929
I kinda forget all of those

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>>84553901
>Listen was crap

>>84553736
Possibly no one. Also, everyone here's favourite Doctor is secretly David Tennant.

>>84553966
unecessary and it was short

>>84553966
That scene ruined Doctor Who forever. No, really.

>>84553736
I've not watched a lot of Hartnell to be honest (just Keys of Marinus, The Aztecs, The Time Meddler and The Ark), but enough to know I like his Doctor.

>>84553828
McCoy gets in a tight spot and does something he shouldn't, for what he sees as the Greater Good, becomes far more than just another Time Lord but in a bad way, dies for real. Benny's there. It's all very tragic. SPOILERS SWEETIE.

>>84554014
Wasn't shorter than the average nuwho story. The fuck are you talking about?

>>84554070
the sequence on gallifrey was short

>>84553929
>have all this mediocre/shit eps
>and the BBC pushing social pandering onto writers
>some people think there is any hope for the future of Who

It's dead Jim

>>84553736
Only ones I haven't seen have been any of 2 or most of 7's stories. Everything else though I've enjoyed.

Capaldi's my favorite though

I like Tennant and Pertwee a lot too

Fuck you

I'm the guy who works for the BBC who told you all about the series 11 props. I will Have pictures up within the hour of some of the creatures.

>>84554055
I've sent my own pitch.

What if the Doctor was an alien mind virus?

https://vimeo.com/223947385

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So what are rumours regarding Chinballs?
I gather there two contradictory things, both baseless, right?

First one: story arc going through the whole series, possible bigger ansamble cast.
Second one: no story arc, longer stories ala classic, more stand-alone focus.

Misc: some gallifrey and/or vampire stuff, either 8x1 hourly episodes or 10 fifty-something ones, new asian companion, RTD-era soap return.

>>84554081
You said the story was shit.

>>84553777
>>84553899
I kind of hope this meme comes true actually; the whole First Great Time War thing could generate a nice Hinchcliffian Gothic series

>>84553350
That date was over a week ago.

>>84554228
This was the implication, right?

>>84554139
Can't really picture how that would work, but I look forward to reading it. My Shit Trips idea is much more lighthearted and has Wilf in. Because there's not nearly enough Wilf in the world.

>>84554270

I said tales about young doctor are all crap
Listen is just Clara holding his ankle

>>84554337
If you want to know how it would work, you can read the first 1200 words: https://pastebin.com/cdY99McN

And more Wilf is great

>>84554121
excited, anon!

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>>84554345
>backpedaling this hard

>>84554441
>>84553901
>not good writers to do it properly
>any attempt in BF, comics, books, turned to be crap
I did not list TV in there, so fuck it
I forgot about Listen too anyway

>>84553728
Rose didn't die though did she?

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I work for the BBC as an assistant. Series 11 is ready to start production. Props are almost finished, the new set team is ready and waiting. We are expecting to film around late August.

>Kris Marshall is 13, he is portraying an Irish Doctor. Not a heavy accent though soft and easy to understand from what I hear.

>Next companion is Japanese-British her name is Kaiyo.

>There is a Japanese episode about Yokai, it isn't set in Japan but a Japanese colony world The Doctor brings Kaiyo to a hotel similar to the animated movie spirited away it is run by aliens who resemble Yokai. The 13th Doctor. Weird events start happening in the night however.

There is another two part episode where the Doctor is under the influence of the Chameleon arch. It is purely historical and is set during the 1798 rebellion. The Doctor believes he is a member of the United Irishman and is a radical rebel. The Doctor believes Kaiyo to be a British spy and treats her horribly for most of the episode according to the script. Very emotional episode and is one of Chibnalls ''bold ideas'' previously no writer has gone near Irish-British relationships.

Another episode is set in New Orleans during the 1930's. It involves a creepy religious cult who have a phone they call the ''god phone'' it's members talk to an entity they believe to be god and they end up receiving it's ''blessing'' which leaves them with a permanent creepy smile on their face.

There is a Corsair episode written by Neil Gaiman. He managed to spare some time to write the episode even though he is busy with American gods. The Corsair survived house. He is ''David Bowie mixed with Boy George mixed with Captain Jack sparrow essentially''

>Episodes around an hour in lenght now.

>Last four episodes will true to rumours be about the Great Vampires. But the other Eight are varied and written by mainly new guest writers.

>>84554712
screencapped this

>>84554712
proof like a BBC nametag or fuck offerino

>>84554712
>it will never be this

Fucking kill me m8

>>84553383
I have an idea for a comfy crossover story with the doctor

>>84554712
>Japanese colony world
Funny how the Japs are allowed their own colonies/ethnicity, but "British" always means 50% white, 50% other.

>>84554712
Any word on how Marshall's Doctor is like? Is he sillier and energetic, Tennant-esque? Or is he more like his work in Death in Paradise? Or something new?

>>84554712
>The Doctor believes Kaiyo to be a British spy
Ah, yes. All those Japanese-Brits in 1798.

>>84554803
>the future Queen of England is a black woman
>past British soldiers were black men

>>84554712
>There is a Corsair episode written by Neil Gaiman. He managed to spare some time to write the episode even though he is busy with American gods. The Corsair survived house. He is ''David Bowie mixed with Boy George mixed with Captain Jack sparrow essentially''
Nice try

>>84554782
Nice. What is it?

>>84553929
Pond Life is pretty solid

>>84554751
>>84554768
>>84554769
>>84554803
>>84554811
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>>84554837
>This many replies to fucking bait

The state of this fucking general

>>84554851
Well, can it be a surprise?

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>>84554768
>implying a BBC nametag is proof with the sneaky meme-men we usually get
Remember this guy?

>>84554898
>The state of this fucking general
people are bored
no 13th reveal, no shooting spoilers, 6 month until the special

>>84554712
This sounds way too good to even be remotely true

>>84554914
a t-shirt with a bbc logo isn't a nametag

>>84554906
Of course!

>>84554914
No, the guy's not lying. We checked the metadata.

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>>84554499
Just stop.

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>>84555020

So are we in off-season now?

>>84555079
twin peaks

>>84555045
>It was bad.
>It was only a small part
>I never said it was bad though!
>Oh but I wasn't talking about tv stories so your are retarded
>oh a-and I forgot about this story anyway even though I was just talking about that one scene!!!

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>>84555186

holy fuck im 8 minutes into world enough and time and its BRILLIANT lmfao moffatts actually very funny when he's not focusing on building up some pointless end-of-the-world "the doctor's darkest moment" storyline every episode

>>84554712
>We will never get a series this good.

Why live?

>>84555283

Sh-should we tell him?

>>84553736
I've seen Genesis, Remembrance, Power (animated), The Caves of Androzani, Tomb, Pyramids of Mars, TDA.

>>84554811
He is Capaldi mixed with Smith and has a lot of traits of his Death in Paradise character.

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Call me queer but that was the best finale ever.

>>84555307
Tell me what?

Reply to the anon from last thread asking who would I pick to play the doctor no matter how unlikely it is, and it is very unlikely. Gene fucking Wilder.

>>84555369
But he's 4 in american Doctor Who

>>84553736
I'm slowly going through Hartnell's run. I watch a few serials every month. It's a fucking pain trying to track everything down. Especially when some torrents have the animated reconstructions, and others have these weird ones with still pics and some captions describing things.

Anyways I'm on The Dalek's Master Plan now.

>>84555341
It was awesome.

By the way >>84553383

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Further details

Kaiyo is straight, she doesn't fall head of heals for the Doctor. The BBC do not want to offend the Japanese so they are not attaching are particular cause or agenda to her character. Shes a nerdy character interested in mythology and history. But also strong without having to say it.

Also to the other guy. She has an English accent that is why Rebel Doctor thinks she is a spy. There were Asians in Britain during the late 1700's.

>>84555390
And that is why I'd pick him. I cannot imagine any other American actor playing The Doctor except Gene Wilder

>>84555369
Too short
The Doctor can't be a manlet

>>84555437
>Kaiyo is straight, she doesn't fall head of heals for the Doctor.
And that's how I know this is sadly fake.

>>84555426
K. Still afraid of revealing my kink powerlevel
>>84555446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCv5o7n_mtk
I only disagree with one of these. They'd pretty much all make great doctors

>>84554712
>>84555437
Stop teasing us. All of this sounds too good to be true, so it probably isn't. The next season is going to be complete shit. The worse in Who history. Even worse than season 6.

>>84555518
Oh yeah, you owe me a 7/Ace fic for Shit Trips 2.

>>84553736
Honestly I watched all of Hartnell, all the reconstructions included up to The Savages and then skipped to The Tenth Planet because the copy of the Savages I got was fucking super low quality and super loud like I couldn't understand anything the volume was just blasted as shit. I later went back and watched The War Machines, but I skipped the second doctor almost completely, I watched Tomb of the Cybermen, The Krotons (For some fucking reason) The Mind robber (Which is fucking GOAT) and The War Games (Also GOAT), and then I didn't skip anything after War Games. I was just sick of reconstructions. But since then I have watched The Invasion, Moonbase (I think that is what its called the one with cybermen on the moon) and Power of The Daleks.

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This is the actress (yet to be announced) playing Kaiyo her name is Haruka Kuroda. It is her first role is well over a decade. But she is brilliant from what I've heard.

>>84555518
I have seen that video and yeah I like it but Gene is the only one I can actually really imagine as The Doctor.

>>84555455
McCoy was short and he is one of the best.

>>84554712
>posting a BBC logo in very high resolution
Holy shit this must be real!

>>84555437
>There were Asians in Britain during the late 1700's.
nope

>>84555518
>Childish Gambino as 11
Communityfags are the worst

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>>84553966
>4chan.com

>>84555638
And you lost us.
gr8 b8 m8

What if the reason they haven't announced a new Doctor yet is because there isn't going to be one

The show is cancelled

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>>84555716
>being this fucking new

>>84555746
I'd take this over Kris Marshall

>>84555571
I feel like i need a 'normal' person for a sounding board. For instance: Umbrella handle used as a speculum or an anal hook, too much, too far?

>>84555733
The fact that I had you at all is fucking hilarious

>>84555638
Looks good, but I doubt they'd hire someone that old. I'm thinking the next series is going to be the worst parts of Smith and Tennant's runs amplified -- melodramatic, soapy, I wuv the Doctor, that mysterious man, power of love bullshit. The next companion is porbably going to be in her mid to early 20s. I hope I'm wrong, though.

>>84555788
Sounds unhygienic.

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>>84555746
Chibnall is the new Doctor. He's going to write, act and direct.

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>>84555841
It is fiction.

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Is 6th the most underrated Doctor?

>>84555811
How do shitposters here have better story ideas than qualified writers?

TFW /who/ is a goldmine of talented could be writers but they are too busy sitting in their moms basement to get into creative writing.

>>84555864
Nick Briggs would explode of jealousy

>>84555746
If they were going to end the show, a self-reflective episode with the current doctor and the first doctor would be a good way to finish it

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Guys it isn't Kris Marshall. The 12th Doctor has broken the 4th wall a few times, because it was foreshadowing. He knows He is Written by Moffat, and he knows what he is gonna be next, that is why he doesn't wanna regenerate, The 12th Doctor hates Moffat thus he hates the 13th Doctor. Played by Steven Moffat.

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>Pity...no stars. I hoped there'd be stars.

If it wasn't for that fucking gay puddle god bollocks this would be my favorite fucking Doctor Who episode ever.

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>>84555913
>implying we don't write autistic fictions

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YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS

>>84555788
Just do what you want. We had explicit pie-fucking in the first Shit Trips, so can't go too much worse.

>>84555951
>It's engine oil
>But it's actually human tears
>And it can travel through time and space
>Oh, and it's god like
>And a lesbian
I'm so glad Moffat is gone. I'm sick of this shit.

>>84555969
>first Shit Trips

where to read?

>>84555996
if the pilot is that powerful, imagine their engineers

Any Onefags here? Thoughts on your favorite Doc getting brought back with David Bradley?

>>84556004

http://doctorwhogeneral.wikia.com/wiki/File:Shit_Trips_Vol_1_Final_Version.pdf

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>>84555996
>not enjoying a godlike oily lesbian

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>>84555996
Why do MONDASIAN CYBERMEN stomp?

>>84555909
Absolutely underrated. 6 is probably the best Doctor. Colin Baker is definitely the best actor to ever play the Doctor. 6 even had some of the best and most memorable stories of classic Who.

>>84556048
thanks, I will write one
where to submit??

>>84556063
Speaking of your picture, can someone gif the part where the cybus cyberman is fucking walking like a fucking vince mcmahon disney cartoon character from the doctor falls.

>>84556119
Just post it in thread with a pastebin link (or in Google Docs). When I show up, remind me. And note which Doctor and/or companion it's using.

Above all, have fun.

Reminder one of my stories in Shit Trips had some aspect of it fucked by editing but I can't remember what it was even after reading through it

>>84556146
kek
When was that?

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>>84556160
How will Moffat Moffuck him?

>>84556211
>reminder that you have a Fourth Doc story that I need relinked to me

Hello, Ben.

>>84556214
47:58 on the file I have of the episode.

>>84556247
I might write one, but not right now. What's the deadline?

>>84556267
>>84556247

Same anon here. Just saying I think I'll do a comfy Pertwee era UNIT story with Liz or Jo

>>84556267
Tentatively August 25th.

>>84556247
I do?!?! Shit

I don't think it'll be a chick; maybe we need some Chibnal MysteryMilf kino to restore the store...I dunno. BUT the Doctor travels through the PAST...where chicks were regularly ignored and often abused, so any sex appeal casting a young woman be drowned out in overtones of "SEE WOMXYN ARE TREATED TERRIBLY BUT ARE FAR BETTER" Just as well, I don't think they'l cast someone old like 12, it won't attract new fans.

Plus if they do and lean into the women-whispering-in-men's-ears tropes where the Doctor has to verbally navigate her way to respect/authority people would complain they aren't giving the woman as much action. If they give her more action they'll complain they're copying River, if the Doctor uses womanly wiles to seduce her way to authority ppl would lose their shit. And if they want to maintain the historically "not white-washed" tone they went for this season - no one in the past would listen to her. They would take one look at the psychic paper and still ignore her or try to get her away from the fight.

Again, maybe its what the show needs, all i know is that right now it needs Not-Moffat.

>>84556292
Nice. First Shit Trips had fairly few classic Doctor entries.

>>84556298
I think it involved some Lenny or Letty character...he has a nearly incomprehensible accent...

>>84553284

Well that ending was dissapointing. Specially the Master´s part.
Only positive thing about it is that maybe we got rid of Bill.

>>84556414
Puddle bill is making a cameo in the Xmas special

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PEAK AUTISM

>>84556236
Turns out the first Doctor was incredibly homosexual and adopted a black lesbian daughter, who with her life partner adopted Susan.

>>84556401
Oh yeah
https://pastebin.com/ah0gu5g7

>>84556517
Thanks. Gonna add it in.

Can anyone contact Cathartic?

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>>84556261
>>84556146
I can't make gifs but this is the part that i meant about the cyberman walking like Mr. McMahaon

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I Photoshoped Cyberbill to be happy.

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Who got their latest issue of The Complete History in the mail today? It's so great knowing I can wait weeks for spacious books containing well-established Doctor Who facts in this age of the internet.

>>84556789
That's actually pretty fucking creepy jesus no wonder they removed emotions.

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>>84556789
:3

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>>84556789

>>84556803
How much info do they have per story? There's a website that does pretty in-depth behind the scenes stuff for all the classic serials but I'm always interested in more

I wish we got a version of The Doctor Falls with actual CyberBill speaking all her lines and not constantly cutting to Pearl as if she was still human.

>>84557030
Then we'd get to hear a mondasian cyberman say arse.

>I will never have a social life

why live

The funniest scene in all of Doctor Who is when The Daleks land on the boat in The Chase, shit had me in tears.

>>84556888
Not as much as Black Archive

>>84557088
I read something that implied that The Daleks were implied to have been able to fly in The Chase because otherwise they wouldn't have been able to be on two levels of the Mary Celeste

The Chase is so much fun

>>84556236
friendly reminder the five-ish doctors reboot is the best doctor who episode of all time

>>84557139
If Daleks could fly then why the fuck did the one dalek just drive off the side of the ship

>>84557128
>Each title is a twenty to forty thousand word study
Jesus

>>84556548
need an opinion on it so far

can't believe i'm doing this dumb shit

https://pastebin.com/8wZK8Utu

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>>84556789

>>84556888
About 70-80 pages filled with pictures and information on filming, airing and legacy. Multiply by 3 or 4, and you have yourself one issue out of 80.

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>series 9 and 10 had GOAT music
>mfw series 9/10 soundtrack fucking never

REEEEEAAAARRRGGGHHHH

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>>84557239
Looks like Nyx Avatar from Persona 3

>>84557313
>series 9 and 10 had GOAT music
series 9 and 10 had the weakest scoring to date
breaking the wall is not enough to redeem the shite rest of it all

>>84557348
this is good chance to mention, I think Breaking The Wall is a bit over rated, I liked some of the music in Heaven Sent more than just that one part.

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New meme hot off the press.

>>84553642
Dodo (a Second Doctor companion) was killed off in one of the spin-off novels (she was highly unpopular and just walked off/abandoned on the show).

Jamie was killed off by Grant Morrison in the comics, a move that was one of the catalysts for BBC declaring the books and comics non-canon to the TV show. Same with Ace, who was killed in the late 90s comics. Meanwhile, Liz Shaw was killed off in the Virgin novel series, when the city she was in got nuked by one of the early Virgin novel series bad guys.

Peri was supposed to die in Trial of the Time Lord and her her final scene was explicitly filmed as being a death scene. But BBC got cold feet and when behind the scenes shit happened to force them to rewrite the final two part serial of the Trial season, one of the edicts given to the writers (besides giving the Trial storyline a happy ending) was to reveal that Peri didn't die. They ended up recycling footage of the actress and Brian Blessed's character to set up the notion that he saved her from being killed and fell in love.

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DOCTORS ARE NOT REQUIRED

>>84553383
I've got one down but it's not really funny, it just reads like a bad fan fiction.

>>84557620
Dodo's a First Doctor companion you fucking mong.

>>84553642
Katarina. Traveled with the First Doctor for only two serials

>>84557813
Sara Kingdom Died in the same serial as Katarina.

Capaldi was wasted on this show - 'Heaven Sent' is one of the greatest episodes of Who ever

but Moffat man

Moffat

>>84557864
Fuck off

>>84557864
Stop spamming this meme

Space Museum best Hartnell

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>>84557864
>Heaven Sent is one of the Great episode of Who ever written
>but moffat
>Heaven Sent written by Steven Moffat.

>>84557864
Every Doctor after 4 has been wasted

Stop spamming this shit you sound like a broken record

>>84553284
So now that the dust has settled, was it KINO?

>>84557892
awh c'mon man, Moffat is an undeniably great writer

... but only when he's being reigned in by a RT Davies type producer, not when he's actually driving the cart himself

>>84557920
it's not a meme - it's a cliche

and cliches are merely truths that have been repeated a lot

>>84557948
addressed that

>>84557953
it's not spam

lots of people think Moffat sucks as executive producer

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all these cam whores acting like they know who this is

>>84558060
>implying the dust has settled

>>84558072
>>84558072
>... but only when he's being reigned in by a RT Davies type producer, not when he's actually driving the cart himself

RTD has said he never touched Moffat's scripts.

>>84557313
there's no soundtrack because the BBC hates series 9
notice there's no merchandise for series 9 at all apart from the DVDs

>>84558074
Everyone who watched Name of the Doctor knows who it is

>>84556451

Crap... well, as long as she is not a regular anymore that would be fine.

Is it wrong that I actually kind of liked Clara near the end of her run on the show? Also, why do I remember the ninth season as kind of boring? Season eight seemed to be more fun yet some of the episodes in nine seem to be kind of dull and all over the place. I'm watching the last two episodes of nine before beginning ten with the Christmas special.

>>84557864
Moffet.webm

>>84558074
Hey now, some camwhores know that's David Bradley playing William Hartnell.

>>84558106
>RTD has said he never touched Moffat's scripts.

yeah, but Davies was directing the whole arc of Doctor Who for several series, having Moffat create stories to both fit in with and keep the grand narrative going

Moffat is good on the micro level, but can't handle the macro


>>84558172
littlemissmuffet.jpg

>>84558072
>cliches are merely truths that have been repeated a lot
So it's true that every doctor after 4 has been wasted then

>>84558072
RTD never touched any of his scripts

>>84557937
Episode 1 is certainly GOAT.

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>>84558162
Why would it be wrong to kind of like the best companion of NuWho, anon?

>>84558194
link stream

>>84558162
>Is it wrong that I actually kind of liked Clara near the end of her run on the show?
No. Clara was shit in Series 7 because they gave her fuck-all of a character and focused on the "mysterious girl" bullshit, but in Series 8 and 9 they learned their lesson and made her into a pretty regular companion. Plus Jenna's fit as fuck.

>Also, why do I remember the ninth season as kind of boring?
A lot of people here seem to really love series 9, but I'm in the same boat as you. I think it's partially to do with the way they made too many two parters, which just meant there was less variety of stories. It also felt less adventure driven and more just "here's a problem, watch the characters deal with it" which was pretty boring for Doctor Who.

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It's been just over 3 years since we were introduced to the "Keeper of the Nethersphere"
http://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/series-8-meet-the-gatekeeper-of-the-nethersphere-64135.htm

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>>84558238
Oh I think /who/ has seen enough of Belle. I'll link it someday when she's on if there's interest at the time.

>>84558028
>all Moffat companions must wait

>>84558305
Missy looked so much worse with all that makeup on her back then.

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This was fun, can we do one for S11 too?

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>>84558210
>lots of people think Moffat sucks as executive producer
But you didn't say that. You said "Capaldi was wasted on this show" which are two different things and is why people are responding to you in the first place.

>>84558210
>Moffat is good on the micro level, but can't handle the macro
But you didn't say anything close to that. Stop moving the goalpost

How many years was did the Doctor spend as his 12th incarnation? We can assume he was with CLALA for 2 years before she "died" then he solo traveled for who knows how long before spending 24 years with river. Then there's another gap before the Doctor settles at the university with missy in the vault for 50+ years.
So Capaldi's Doctor is at least 76+ years old. Is there anything I'm missing?

>>84558223
> So it's true that every doctor after 4 has been wasted then

i never claimed that

though it's somewhat accurate

doesn't detract from the fact that Moffet was more egregious in his wastage, Smith and Capaldi being capable of far much more than they were given to work with

>>84558370
> But you didn't say that. You said "Capaldi was wasted on this show"

hey y'know what, i'm venting my spleen on an imageboard - i ain't writing a dissertation

but saying that, if you can't infer from my posture that Moffat was the one doing the wasting, then you're a bit of a dumb dumb head

>>84558425
Between Death in Heaven and Last Christmas. In Last Christmas we just see 12 wake up in a volcano or something with the facehugger. And then in the Magician's Apprentice The Doctor is traveling alone because he runs into kid davros and then next time he is seen he is in the medieval times with a tank.

>>84558467
>Smith and Capaldi being capable of far much more than they were given to work with
If anything Moffat's given both of them a much greater variety to work with than RTD ever gave Eccleston and Tennant, but carry on being a faggot.

>>84558493
So I guess he could be over 100 then

>>84558515
ur jus anoyd cos i calld u a dumihead

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>>84558248
The Zygon Invasion was pretty good. Under the Lake and Before the Flood seemed kind of all over the place that even a friend of mine admitted that who has been watching the series since Tom Baker. I guess the episodes with Arya Stalk was alright, but it just seemed like The Zygon Invasion was the only episodes I remembered from that season. Not sure why I seem to like the first seasons of each new Doctor though. Series 8 I liked, Series 5, and Series 1.

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Reminder of what could've been

also
>DOCTOR: Who says I'm not, red bicycle when you were twelve?
>ROSE: What?

>>84558602
Fuck no. And it never was.
It looks like a fucking blind dude with no arms standing on of a plastic set. It's fucking shite.

>>84558356
of course, it's tradition
this wasn't our first hype train

>>84558602
The fucking guitar makes me want a picture of The Doctor, Marty McFly, Bill Preston, and Ted Logan jamming out together. Throw in Rufus and Dr. Brown for an added bonus.

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>>84558602
pic related is better

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>>84558680
Will this work?

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>>84558305
And now her story is over and she's fucking dead

>>84558356
>everyone EXCEPT Missy in the basement

Are we fucking dumb

Reminder that anon better fucking deliver wih that Axon leak on Monday at 6.

>>84558704
Combined that with the other time travel dynasties and it'll be perfect. Wait, what the fuck, the Seventh Doctor used a spoon as an instrument?

>>84558777
McCoy trips demand the video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9QKdrMS96Y

>>84558777
Yeah, but he doesn't use them much in Season 26 if I recall.

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>>84558777
>he doesn't know

>>84558827
This is naughty!

>>84558767
I know, I couldn't believe it when I saw it...

reminder that clara made out with jane austen

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>>84559127

Would hell bent be less hated if it was preceeded by a mediocre episode and not a 10/10 Heaven sent

i'm halfway through the doctor falls and its GOAT
they would have to try really hard to fuck it up at this point

>>84559127
same, why is she so special

>>84553284
I'd get Puddle Girl wet if you know what I mean.

>>84559247
>they would have to try really hard to fuck it up at this point
they do give it their best

>>84559244
no, was bad

How many kids do you think The Doctor has sired throughout space and time?

>>84559247
>i'm halfway through the doctor falls and its GOAT

Oh geez nobody tell him

>>84559247
Who the fuck posts on 4chan while watching a new episode

>>84559334
Someone who wants to know that THE DOCTOR FALLS

>>84559389
Nigga just pay attention to the episode and then talk about it once it's finished, don't be like dumb boardies who shitpost in the live thread throughout the episode and then call it awful because they missed tons of shit

>>84559444
I'm not the anon who is watching the episode.

rewatching the magician's apprentice
man this is comfy

>>84559541
second part is more comfy cause it doesn't jump between so many different places and is mostly just a long conversation with the doctor and davros

Now you remember The Doctor was legitimately blind for 2 1/2 episodes

>>84559645
I mean, I guess, he kind of cheated the whole time though with his MAGIC GLASSES

>>84559816
Hey, How are you feeling?

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Will we ever see these niggas again?

>>84559816
You alright?

>>84559907
Is this a joke or was that actually in an episode? I honestly can't remember seeing that thing.

>>84560001
the Pirate episode.

>>84560001
>>84560030
The Curse of the Black Spot

finished episode. it was corny but still really great. mondasian cybermen were the best villain since like the vashta nerada. the master dynamic was GOAT. and the ending was really touching imo but i think i wouldve liked it less if i wasn't a lesbian. even if the christmas special is poorly done i hope the premise will be enjoyable enough to carry it

>>84559304
>him

>>84560076
>woman
>absolutely retarded opinions
Tickle me surprised. Let me guess, you hated Clara for no reason that you can actually articulate?

>>84559913
>>84559897
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>84560054
I forget literally everything about that episode. I actually forget most of series 6 in general. how appropriate

>>84560030
Thanks, anon. I haven't watched that one since it aired.

>>84560076
>it was corny but still really great
>but
I think you mean "and." Otherwise you're saying it's great despite the fact it was comfy, as if being comfy is a negative.

Do people seriously care about series arcs? They're almost always shit. I hope Chibnall ditches them in favor of having more satisfying self contained stories.

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What is your favorite TARDIS interior?

>>84560273
Great fucking scene. Got the same chills I had watching the end of Heaven Sent. That fucking Breaking the Wall music is magic. And the scene afterwards with the Doctor staring up at the sky as he dies has beautiful music too, is it a new piece?

>>84559127
I think you mean "licked her butthole like a hungry African looking for nuggets"

>>84560417
You posted it.

>>84560273
>It Ain't Me starts playing

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>>84560417
I found Eleven's to be the comfiest because of how bright and fun it was

>>84560417
Matt Smith's first one. It's fucking beautiful, and as a set I think it worked the best with the two levels and slight side corridors. And it suited his Doctor and the "fairytale" theme to a tee.

>>84560488
11's was really nice and warm and comforting, it seemed like a friendly place to go outside of scary adventures. But Calpaldi's is just god-tier in seeming like a powerful time machine that can go anywhere and do anything and fits his personality. I love the furniture too.

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>>84560417
8th movie version. I just think it looks ebin and suiits the Doctor.

The entire segment where the Master is going down the lift laughing, Missy dies, followed by the Doctor's last stand against the Cybermen, is one of the best moments in the history of the show. Up there with breaking the wall.

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>>84560417
The original is still up there for me. The skylight, the chairs, and the computer banks give it a cool but comfy look.

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>>84560739
Why the hell is the ceiling a Cyberman belt gun?

>>84560639
I like Capaldi's but I do still prefer Smith's. The way his was just Smith's second Tardis but with a different color time rotor didn't really sit well with me, and I miss the 'living' atmosphere that looked like a machine that had been round for years with lots of bits constantly breaking and being replaced with odd bits by the Doctor hence the messiness of it all. Whoever had the idea to make the top of it have all the Galifreyan symbols and have them spin around when it takes off is a genius though, that's fucking cool.

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>>84560730
This

>>84560481
Agreed, I get comfy as fuck when it's introduced in The Eleventh Hour. And practically anytime the gang is just hanging out in it. 11 was truly a comfy doctor in the downtime when he wasn't doing big Moffat shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsWP9Mc2QUg

>>84560963
Power of Three was probably the comfiest 11 ep and it was written by Chibbs. If nothing else, I'm sure Chibnall era will be hella cozy

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>>84560730
It's just too fucking bad neither of them did diddly squat in this episode, and the next Master will undo all of Missy's development and go back to being evil.

>>84561070
No it isn't. The Lodger and Closing Time are.
Dinosaurs on a Spaceship was comfier than Power of Three anyway.

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>>84560963
Series 5 was so great

>>84560739
The more I look at that picture, the more it looks like the ceiling light is just a small model put close to the camera

>>84560730
If this were the last ever episode of Doctor Who, that scene where he's looking up and wishing for stars would've been the perfect ending.

>>84561173
>The Lodger
Mein negger
I wish Craig was a full-time companion

>>84559645
I'm pissing myself laughing.

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>>84561220
I assure you, it's not.

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Why did 12 not want to regenerate? Did he grow vain like 10? Or did he just want to die? Seemed a bit wierd.

>>84561387
His whole arc in S8/9 had been "who am i? Am I a good man?" Now he finally knows who be is, and can be at peace (he intended to die taking down the Cybermen and made his final peace when he lamented at their being no stars) and just when he's at peace with who he is, he's forced to become someone else.

>davros was just keeping his eyes shut

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>tfw there will never be a justice society movie with capaldi as Doctor Fate

Why go on

Found an episode of Charlie Brooker's ScreenWipe with RTD in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzZzOV9MF20

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>>84560417
1977-1983
Had just the right mix of space age and antique, while still remaining alien and mysterious.

So you think they're already figuring out how to bring back the master or are they just gonna not give a shit and bring him back with no explanation?

>>84550483
>I'd love to know which episode in S2 got in that was so good that Fry's script was thrown aside

If you're still around the answer is Neil Gaiman's one.

Fry was tasked to write this episode but he had a diva strop a few weeks before the script was due and just refused to do anything because of supposed writers block. This was after he had been already given an extension of a whole year. He was never even asked about season 2 the request came a few series after that. Naturally after a year longer than most writers and then claiming he couldn't do it a few weeks before production could start he was told his work would no longer be required. Gaiman stepped in at the last minute, thrilled at the prospect of writing for Doctor Who and delivered a good episode in record time.

Fry only started saying all this "oh doctor who is beneath me" crap after he was told his services would no longer be required.

Fry can write good stuff, but he can't do it to order and he is difficult to work with apparently. He is also not as clever as some people like to think as it is a group of researchers, scriptwriters and an auto queue that do all the work on Qi, he just turns up and reads what they give him.

Why didn't the doctor set the heart counter to 0?

>>84561840
>r are they just gonna not give a shit and bring him back with no explanation?

Isn't that how the Master usually comes back?

remember when 12 used to kick the TARDIS door open once

>>84561880
shh

>>84561840
>bring him back with no explanation?
If Missy could conjure up a flux capacitor via Bill and Ted method out of thin air, I'm sure she can just make a mental note to herself to come back and save her past self in the future and voila future Master to the rescue.

>>84561909
remember when 12 skydived into the TARDIS once

>>84560963

Why does Amy look like she saw something horrifying at 2:09?

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>>84561953
remember when 12 abused the TARDIS once

>>84561970
it's the night before her wedding, she is inside a box that defies the laws of physics, and she's being asked to run away with her.
she saw a silent

>>84561928
Hell 3 would've worked. Any number besides 1 or 2 would've been fine.

>>84562011

I really believed she saw a Silent right there.

question: in the witch's familiar when missy says "i've just had an idea" at the end of the episode when she's surrounded by daleks, what did she mean? where did that plot thread go?

Okay, fuck Series 9 Soundtrack. We definitely need Series 10. WEAT had a great score.

>>84561846
What? Neil Gaiman didn't write a S2 episode

>>84562100
It's not happening.

>>84561840

Missy said she couldn't remember if Simm Master regenerates into her of if there are a few between them, so to bring back the master all they have to do is regenerate Simm into someone else, they can do this infinite times if they want as the master has always found ways around the set numbers of regens.

Another way is to introduce incarnations of the master from before Delgardo. Although Delgardo was the first Master shown in the series he was not the first incarnation of the master and there are plenty of incarnations we haven't seen before he ran through his first set of regens.

Or they could just say that someone or other finds his ring and resurrects him or missy turns into a snake and possesses people.

>>84562065
she sucked off all the daleks

NEW THREAD
>>84562281
>>84562281
>>84562281

>>84562116

I know he didn't. If you read the post, or we're around at the time you'd know that fry wasn't formally asked to do a season 2 episode, but was asked a bit later. Then he bullshited around a bit asking for an extension to his deadline, which he was given for another season. Eventually after a year or 2 not delivering Fry's episode was given to Neil Gaiman instead (it's the one that first establishes timeless can change gender and when they put the Tardis into Suranne Jones).

>>84562065
It's a reference, both to The Master constantly being seemingly Dead Forever then coming back a month later in Classic Who, and to the movie The Italian Job

It's just a meta joke that will never be explained

Emergency temporal shift probably

>>84561846
>>84562309
Curious on the source for the Neil Gaiman bit. I'd always heard that Fry's script was dropped after series 3.

>>84562630

It was an interview before the episode aired, I think it might have been for Doctor Who Magazine (could have been radio times or something like that though), definitely print rather than online but it might have been uploaded somewhere.

NEW THREAD

>>84563358
>>84563358
>>84563358

last of the /who/ lords