Is this really how Chads get women?

Try doing that looking like you do, you'll end up with a restraining order. There is one rule to being a Chad, and if you meet it you can do anything you want and end up elbow deep in poon
>be attractive

>>84550039
that's how he meets his negresses

>>84550039
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

>>84550039
well he is irish or w/e

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>>84550039
What did he mean by this?

ROONEY IS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS

>>84550039
Chads can do whatever they want and it will melt your waifus panties

>>84550039
I'd chase around my waifu like that too desu

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>>84551710
This.

Don't worry OP. You can raise their kids afterwards, like a good little boi.

>>84550039
fassbender fucks monkeys so he doesn't give a shit about roasties. it's all one big game to him

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>>84551572

You know when you like a movie, and you can sort of switch around adjectives depending of if you like it or not?

That movie was melodramatic. No it was sentimental.
That movie was boring. No it was a slow burn.
That movie was cliche. No it was satirical.

Well that's kind like how it is with girls. If you're ugly, you're acting weird, socially clueless, desperate, and of course, creepy. If you're Fassbender, you're acting outgoing, confident, unafraid of other's opinions, and most importantly, fun.

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>one of the most handsome fuckers on the planet
>phenomenal actor
>all his films bomb except the x-men movies
Why isn't he more popular?

Fucking normies