>Join me and I will complete your training,with our combined

>>84546236
cuz only a sith deal in absolutes.

>>84546236
Because Sheev is evil

>>84546236
>why didn't Luke take it?

I don’t like deals. They're coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere.

Because from Lukes point of view the Sith were evil

Wasn't this after he cut his hand? I wouldn't really trust the guy, too much shit going on.

>>84546236
He got brainwashed by Ben.

>>84546236
Dorth: Trust me, i'm poverty, i'll keep you in poverty

Conservative Luke: Fuck off

>>84546236
Sounds like a big responsibility.

>>84546236
He was young and idealistic

>>84548464
>He was young and idealistic
this

Also, he was brainwashed by "and he was a good friend propaganda

>>84546236
The Empires 401k match was absurdly low. Luke was able to take the money he made with the rebellion and leverage that into a private island on a planet that was off the maps. At least until those meddling droids and their pet kid started nosing around.

>>84546236
Luke didnt want to betray his bros Luuke and Luuuke

>>84548612
What was the empires tax policy like?

>>84549073
Taxing the hutts and creating jobs by building death stars.
The rebels killed billions by destroying it.

>>84546236
>kills Obi Wan
>oversees the building of a weapon that already destroyed a populated planet
>tortures Luke's friends and freezes Han
>attempts to freeze Luke
>fights him until he loses a hand
>"dude cmon lmao I ain't evil it was just a misunderstanding!"