Liberal "comedy"

Show me some conservative "comedy".

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>>84542339

>>84542339
Conservatives are like women, they cant do comedy

>>84542358
Wow, he must have got the most votes by a huge margin!

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>>84542339

real life

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>>84542306
I gotta admit, one of the good things about Silicon Valley being done for now is no more me putting on HBO on Sunday night just to catch the last two minutes of THIS FUCKING GUY yelling and going off about Trump. God fucking damn it

It's been, what, a year or close to it since they started that shit? I still don't get it. Trump's family were originally named Drumpf and changed it when they came to the states. And because Trump doesn't like illegal immigrants he should...be ridiculed for his parents changing their name? Lots of immigrants changed their names when they came to America, a lot of them JEWISH. Should jews be ridiculed? I don't get it. I didn't vote for the guy but I try to understand memes to a basic degree and it makes no sense.

>>84542388
77 is yuge

>>84542506
>Should jews be ridiculed?
Yes

>>84542506
Trump should be executed for treason and Drumpfing.

there is no such thing as conservative comedy, at best there's moderate comedy. Conservatives aren't funny

>conservative love for freedom of speech

>>84542506
>be ridiculed for his parents changing their name

grandfather actually

>>84542339
dude pepe LMAO

>>84542506
It's this type of hypocritical bullshit that's turning regular folks off the media and away from the Democratic party.

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>conservative "comedy´´

>>84542644
Pepe is no laughing matter. Delete your post.

I still don't understand the Drumpf meme. It's like the Lorim Ipsum of memes.

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This thread's gonna get reach 300 posts filled with libcuck tears. Let me get comfortable

>>84542709
>Lorim Ipsum

So something that only educated city people would realize the value of?

>>84542644
>steal old meme for trump because you're so unimaginative to create something yourself
>run it into the ground
>two years later
>still using pepe

you might as well being using bachelor frog at this point, just steal more recent material already you unfunny chucklefucks, let pepe die already.

>>84542644
Pepe plays video games and eats pizza with his friends.
He's a comic character.

>>84542536
No it isn't, in term of electoral victories Trump's doesn't even breach the top 10.

He also got several million less votes than the other guy.

>>>84542815
>Doesn't even breach the top 20%
>Implying that's not yuge

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>>84542770
>>84542753

Keep going. Your bitter impotence and inability to change who our President is is making you cry and making me laugh.

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>>84542339

>>84542506
Man.
If some rightwing personalities started taunting and making fun of a jew about his changed name and how his previous family name sounded funny they would be put before an international tribunal for crimes against humanity. Shit is fucking bananas.

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>>84542840
What's Trump have to do with Boy's Club?

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>>84542878

Why is that Jew telling a conservative what to do when Trump is president? Reminder Trump is president and Hillary never will be.

>>84542878
Doonesbury was never funny. Just preachy and boring

>>84542339

>DUDE LIBERALS ARE MORE FUNNY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJxOktyHxgU

>>84542306
what is this from?

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>>84542306

> Liberal Tears

conservatives are doing a great job of deflecting the "conservatives aren't funny" bit by just repeating old repurposed memes they found on leddt's the_donald discord

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>>84543070

Keep crying little bitch. Who is the president?

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>>84543070

HAHAHAH!! XD!!!

>>84543070
What's the_donald?

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SO I WAS SUCKING OFF MY BOSS THE OTHER DAY, AND I GOT TO THINKING, THIS DICK DOESN'T TASTE AS GOOD AS MY EX BOSS'! ANYONE ELSE HAVE THIS PROBLEM? AND ANOTHER THING, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH TAXES? YOU PAY THEM, AND THEN THEY DISAPPEAR! SERIOUSLY, HAS ANYONE EVER GONE INTO THAT? WHERE IS THE TAX MONEY GOING EXACTLY?
ANYONE REMEMBER THEIR REBELLIOUS TEENAGE PHASE, OR THEIR "LIBTARD PHASE" AS I CALL IT? YEAH, I REMEMBER HOW ONE DAY I ONLY SUCKED OFF MY BOSS FOR 2 MINUTES RATHER THAN THE USUAL 10, BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS WRONG? BOY, HOW ENTITLED WAS I HUH?
ALSO, WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE NEGROES? WHAT ARE THEY, PEOPLE? DANG NABBIT, THEY SURE ARE WACKY, HUH?
I'M SUCKING MY BOSS LAST WEEK, AND HE SAYS TO ME, 'KEITH, WHY DON'T YOU EVER START A BUSINESS?' AND I SAY TO HIM, 'JERRY, IT'S THE JEWS AND THE NEGROES AND THE TAXES.' AM I RIGHT? OH BOY, WELL, THAT SURE WAS FUN.
I NOW HAVE TO GET BACK TO SUCKING OFF MY BOSS, BUT I HATE GAY PEOPLE. BYE!

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>>84542339
Isn't that almost all comedians these days, outside of these unfunny morons whose comedy bits are little more than excuses to preach about their political agendas? Even Jerry Sinfeld is basically hitler. Pretty sure that makes him right-wing/alt-right and thus conservative.

>>84542815
This cunt doesn't understand how his own voting system works. Each area can only have one representative. Some areas have more voters, some less.

I can't believe America is in a social civil war because people don't understand and can't deal with the fact other people think differently.

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>>84543146

Hillary is not the president. Donald Trump is the president. *laughs*

Conservative comedy.

>>84543110
conservatives aren't funny
>who's president huh xD

they literally vote for people because they're too stupid to come up with crafty replies to them instead. modern conservatism is just stupid people butthurt over getting owned intellectually over and over again

>>84542358
This isn't really making a case for America. It pretty much just tells the rest of the world the majority of people there are idiots who voted for a literal meme.

>>84543041
Fucking love clips from Tough Crowd
https://youtu.be/vqpeT62uc58
https://youtu.be/GGD7KIXzMGQ

>>84543130
drumpf btfo

reminder

https://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2016/11/18/manufacturer-of-make-donald-drumpf-again-parody-hats-files-for-bankruptcy/

>>84542339

Got you senpai.

https://twitter.com/sam_kriss/status/874019528925171712

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>>84543182
>>84543204

*laughs at you for crying like a little bitch*
*reminds you Donald Trump is president*
*wait for you to cry more*

Now this is comedy.

>>84543182

Donald Trump is president and Hillary lost and there is literally nothing you can do but cry like a little bitch. There is still no evidence of any russian hacking conspiracy and hillary and sanders are both under investigation right now while Trump isnt. :)

>>84542899
you mean like Trump started mocking Jon Stewart for his name change? you know, the whole reason why the Drumpf thing started?

fucking retard

>>84543204
>the majority of people there are idiots who voted for a literal meme
So... everyone who voted for either of these two then?

>>84543255
And the response to that was to mock Donald's grandfather who changed his last name? They're not really equivalent. Jon changed his name, Trump didnt.

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Could liberals be getting BTFO any harder in this timeline? It's non stop libcuck rape on this board. Comedy gold.

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>>84543352

Its amazing.

Trump is one of the greatest shitposters of all time.

>>84543182
Your pretense of always being the smartest in the crowd is what buried you in the election and what is going to keep losing you votes. Just because your jew media keeps reinforcing your false sense of intellect doesn't mean you actually have any

>>84543333

quads of truth

>>84543402

This too, seeing dems become the party of technocrats has been amusing.

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Haha, drumpf.

>>84543333
So you admit that the claim that a conservative "would be put before an international tribunal for crimes against humanity" is retarded, even for hyperbole?

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>>84542339

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>>84542878
God I fucking hate this faggot.

>>84542306
https://youtu.be/EkZM1cFxYIM
Hey guys this former Jezebel writer said conservatives can never be funny, BTFO

>>84543437
Not the one that even said it. Of course it's a hyperbole, they're all retarded.

>>84542878
Who the hell makes hippie jokes anymore and why would you ever be triggered by them?

>>84542878
>liberal comedy that isn't funny explaining why conservative comedy isn't funny

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lol

>>84543575

hes an old boomer draft dodging faggot who still thinks hes being super edgy and going after sacred cows when he insults Christianity

>>84543575
The joke for us is Doonsbury probably hasn't been to a comedy club in his life and has no idea what material is being said inside one. So what we get is a horribly dated, fake act for his cartoon instead of actually calling out any comedian.

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>got btfo by french manlet
will he ever recover?

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So is this the /tv/ version of "lol" threads?

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>>84542607

>>84543667
I appreciate the sentiment but fuck is that art dogshit.

>>84543153
What makes you think I don't know this?

>Trump better respect the outcome after Hillary wins
>Trump wins
>Recount!
>Impeachment!
>Secession!
>Not my president!
"Democrats" anyone?

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>>84543713
Hello again, you followed us from the Nobody Speaks thread.

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>>84543762
What did they mean by this?

>>84543705
art school educated jew from new england. his conservatism is like 4chan conservatism, it's just contrarianism to annoy his peers

>>84542607
funny i feel the exact opposite

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>>84543705

Conservative comedy is not on TV, it's the memeing that eventually propelled Dahnald to presidency.

>>84542339
We don't need comedy, we're too busy working and making something out of our lives.

>>84543705
he's a genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5qXMrAd_G4

>>84543770
Is that Prince in the bottom right?

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Damn, libs really cried in this thread. Trump is president huh? You can tell.

>>84543873
how is this genius? dude bowl cuts are stupid looking lmao. ??

>>84543680
Can we please talk about how fat Trump is?
You can see his rolls through the suit, that shit is not healthy.

>>84543762
To make it worse, it's spread to fucking Europe. UK had anti-government protests because.... er.... WRONG RESULT. Thanks a lot, USA. Ruining Europe for the rest of us. If European countries have the balls to do something, they'll have this happen for ever more, yet you'll then call Europe 'cucked' despite your population chimping out being the reason that politicians don't try anything out of fear of riots.

>>84543762
Democrats didn't make a big push for a recount, the Green party did. And impeachment IS respecting the results. He legitimately became President, now he can legitimately become something else.

>alt-right "comedy"
>we can't make offensive jokes about women anymore because of those FUCKING JEWS

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>>84543924
We should have elected Hillary, she is in much better physical condition.

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>>84543957

Please keep crying like a little bitch and making excuses for 8 years. You'll be so tired.

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>>84542339

>>84543694
I don't get the purpose of this comic.

>>84543912
t. numale cuck
Trump won, sweetie, Get over it.

>>84544074

Narcissism, depression, insanity, gender delusions, skewed sense of self worth, arbiter of reality, virtue signalling, and impotence. The joke is for us.

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>>84544074
Movies are offensive now.

colbert changed the pronunciation of his last name for public image purposes too. tons of people in the media do it. it's pretty stupid and hypocritical for them to jump down trumps throat for it.

Alt-righters are the biggest cucks in the world.

>>84544139
pure kino

>>84544192

Please keep crying like a bitch for 8 years, we president you mad, entertains me.

>>84543831
Man no wonder you guys are always bitter

>/tv/ is now worse than /v/ in 2013
Jesus what the fuck.

>>84544129
I like sam hyde, his ted talks thing was genuinely hysterical, there is place for shitting on these insulated liberal ass patters in society like he's done in the past but a lot of his content is all over the place, him yelling at a camera, saying shocking things without much thought put in to it.
I don't think his "conservatism" helps his comedy.

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>>84542339

>>84542306
https://youtu.be/pi9PwiMZB8U

>>84542607
>Conservatives aren't funny
You know every conservative and the politics of every single funny person? You should work for Google.

>>84544216
>we
You aren't president, moron.

>>84544294

Please keep crying like a little bitch for 8 years.

>>84544313
>8 years
2 years at most

>>84544037
You know how many "funny" pictures of Trump I have saved on my hard drive? Zero.

>>84542506
If Trump personally cured cancer, aids and ended all war in his presidency they would still spin it in a negative way and he would be remembered forever as a terrible president.

>>84544239
>saying shocking things
congratulations on outing yourself as a liberal faggot
nothing Sam says is shocking, it's literally just facts about queers, niggers, commie SJWs, and the kikes who control them all.

>>84544255
top kek he should tweet this next

>>84544330

Where's the Russia evidence sweetie? Keep crying like a little bitch for 8 years now.

>>84543694
I spent the weekend with friends in nature, hiking and shit. It's moments like this, when I come back into civilisation that make me realize that there are actually people out there who
- draw comics like that
- can unironically identify with comics like that and find it funny
- unironically think this comic addres something that's worth talking about AT ALL

I'm gonna be honest, it kind of feels like a kick in the nuts

>>84542878
>Satire is the only form of comedy
This alone debunks the point of the comic. What a shitty writer.

>Trump was on WWE

Commander in Cheif of the most powerful army and country in the world.

>>84542339
What a shocker the nigger is a liberal

>>84543437
Have you read the shit they say about Trump? It's barely an exaggeration.

>>84544343
Wow, I can't believe liberals dislike a politician who is ideologically opposed to them on every issue. I really can't make sense of it.

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The best part about threads like these is all the libtards pretending like they arent mad

The reality is if you see them in their 'safe spaces' you can see them breaking down.

>>84544362
>that gun
wouldnt the bullet just fall out of the barrel?
also what triggers the bullet?

>>84544350
he doesn't do that though, or he wouldn't have had a show on adult swim.

>>84544501

Cry like a bitch for 8 years because you can't change anything.

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>>84544548
>also what triggers the bullet?
Sexism and transphobia.

>>84544405
>Where's the Russia evidence sweetie?

Why do you keep asking this? The investigation isn't over.

>>84542878
>comedy is about priviledge
I fucking hate these people with a passion

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>>84544548
>wouldnt the bullet just fall out of the barrel?

noguns drawing guns is always good

its like african helicopters

>>84543694
No sweetie, you suck.

>>84544362
what about all the attempts to assassinate shitty people like obama, stalin, hitler, and reagan?

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>>84544540

/tv/ is the only board I browse now because the libcucks here are so easy and vulnerable.

>>84544500
>being made to stand trial is barely an exaggeration from being called names in the media
wew what a pussy

>alt right comedy

I miss the days when /tv/ didn't have this /pol/ horseshit everywhere shit. At least the Twin Peaks threads are cancer free.

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>>84544579

>>84544540
Fucking narrow the window before you take a screenshot. Jesus dude.

>>84544618

Crying like a little bitch for 8 years because of Trump now sweetie?

>>84544592
>its like african helicopters
hell cut them some slack, at least they try building stuff instead of waiting for handouts

>>84543255
>ill prove his point then call him a moron
You are a special sort

>>84544540
Which is a lot less pathetic than having won yet still carrying around a victimhood complex the size of Idaho.

White "men" were a mistake.

>>84544405
will you be angry if he DOES get impeached? hypothetically speaking

I'm sick and tired of /pol/

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>>84542306

I don't get how the word "Drumpf" is funny. Can someone please explain?

From the NY Times:

>Despite mistaken impressions, Mr. Trump and his recent relatives had nothing to do with the surname change.

Mr. Oliver himself was careful to refer to a “prescient ancestor.” Indeed, several centuries have passed since Drumpf evolved into Trump, according to Gwenda Blair, who wrote a biography of Mr. Trump and his family. The Drumpf name appears in tax logs dating to about 1600, and the Trump name first appeared among his ancestors in Germany later that century, she said.

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>>84544600

its delicious

>>84544628

sry that forum hasnt changed in 10+ years

what is alt-right anyway? is that like someone that likes to shoot guns and listen to panic at the disco?

>>84542878
>So 20,000 illegals sneak into a bar...
You know, that's actually an interesting set up. Can local conservatives deliver a nice punchline?

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>>84544656
>>84544651
>>84544648

They're crying like a little bitch because Trump is president, and I'm laughing.

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When will you nazis take responsibility for your actions?

This /pol/ thread still being here justifies any other off topic threads

>>84544713
yeah go post another blacked thread you faggot

>>84544648
>yet still carrying around a victimhood complex the size of Idaho.

It gets tiring of hearing someone with a victim complex speak out about their lived experiences?

>>84544701
Those wounds make no sense

>>84544627
Is your out-of-context quote supposed to prove something?

Not only is that man not an investigator, and therefore not privy to whatever classified information there is regarding collusion, but his response was clearly referring to the political ramifications of the Russia story. Not the validity of it.

>>84544713
>>84544701

Mmmmm. Powerless libcuck tears, salty.

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>>84544701
>faggots were no longer welcome in our country
>were

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>>84544784
Look, this is a serious issue.

>>84544777
>Look mom! I posted it again!
8 YEARS

>>84544676
you fucking white male

>>84544698
>i laugh at peoples misery

No better than some nigger

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>>84544777

873

>>84544744
What are you trying to say?

>>84544816

8 years little bitch, cry.

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>>84544848

That hearing someone complain about how they are a victim gets tiring, right?

>>84543182
>i am so clever!
>utterly BTFO and crying about it on 4chan

>>84544827
39th most reposted image, huh.

>>84544501
Yeah but how dare Republicans do the same they had no right to hate Obama

>>84544805
>Guy that was hit (Chris Ball?) was apparently an amateur filmmaker who had access to copious amounts of fake blood
>Tweeted out a picture of the staples on his head later, oddly with NO DAMAGE TO THE SKIN UNDERNEATH VISIBLE

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What did they mean by this?

>>84544882
When it isn't true, certainly.

I hope this clarification puts a kibosh to whatever lazy analogy you're trying to draw.

Alt-righters love Trump because they want to BE him. He's not actually a super successful business man; he inherited his money and has gone bankrupt multiple times. He sprays shit gold and puts his name on it to appeal to diots.

And that's what the alt-right want to be. Not genuinely intelligent or constructive, but appearing to be. They want respect without deserving it. No one ever valued Trump next to people like Steve Jobs or Jack Welch. He was always a reality show host and meme. That's what alt-righters crave: attention.

>>84544961
>has gone bankrupt multiple times.
Incorrect. Please do not post lies on this board.

>>84544910
Nowhere in my post do I imply it's wrong to dislike the President you halfwit.

I'm simply pointing out how silly it is to express shock that liberal don't like Trump.

>>84544948
>my special snowflake status is more important and sensitive than this woman's personal tragedy

I don't usually get mad at these sjw bait comics, but this one got me

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>>84544961
>Alt-right
>supporting that zionist neocohen cunt

>>84544656
Im sick and tired of the MSM obsession with Trump. Im sick of liberals patting themselves on the back for "resisting" Trump on social media. Im sick of the people who actually carry their voice beyond a shitty imageboard turn on us like we're the ones saturating the media with this partisan bullshit. Go fuck yourself if you think everyone who is tired of this shit is /pol/

>>84544961
yeah only alt righters watch reality television.

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>>84544961
>let me tell you what millions think

How can I gain you ability to penetrate the psyche of millions you've never met?

>>84545011
T U R N A B O U T I S F A I R P L A Y

>>84544698
>he thinks anyone believes he's actually laughing hysterically because people don't like Trump
even if you were, it would just mean you're suffering from some kind of brain malfunction dude

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>>84544777

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Libcucks still squirming and crying like a little bitch in this thread huh? 8 years.

>>84545008
Except the transwoman isn't telling the old woman off, she's simply expressing sadness with her face. Is that not allowed in your anti-PC utopia?

>>84544950
>When it isn't true, certainly.

How can you identify a legitimate victim of circumstance with a fake?

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>>84544362
>>84544548

>bolt action in one panel
>breech loading in the next
>bullet is just a solid piece of lead
>imaginary pistol grip

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>not even /pol/ likes the alt right cucks

>>84544908
How do you check that?

>>84543333
The quad speaks the truth

>>84545037
What did Mrs. Hilldawg mean by this?

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>>84545126
That she hates the blacks.

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>>84545060
>even if you were, it would just mean you're suffering from some kind of brain malfunction dude

I love projection

>>84542679
>Provide her
>Provide for her

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Libcuck tears mmmmm. Hillary not president Trump is. 8 yearssssss. hahahahhahahaha

Shitlery
>Comedy gold
Drumpf
>wtf I hate liberalism now

What did righties mean by this

>>84545076
But "she" is clearly trying to gain some sympathy points by making this comic, trying to make the situation all about her

>>84542306
Foreign guy who thinks Trump is a fucking retard here. What's funny about "Drumpf"?

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>>84545140

who doesnt

>based ruth betterburnemberg telling it like it is

>>84545107
>woman pepper sprays guy because she assumes he's anti-Trump
but I thought only the libs were violent retards

>>84545086
First I check their skin.
Then I check their gender.

And once I realize their a white male, I tell them to go find someone else to listen to their pretend problems.

>>84545140
wew seems like the the amerisharts made a mistake and she was the better choice after all

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>>84545191
Of course they are.

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>>84545037
>>84545140
>nu/pol/ defends niggers now
How do we fix /pol/ gents?

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>>84542339
Stupefy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2ePyLt6K6M

>>84542398

I love it.

What a wonderful night that was.

>>84544870
I don't even regularly browse /tv/ or care about politics, but you seem like a piece of shit.

I mean, you seem like an actual child. Like a playground bully. It's pathetic. Imagine getting your self-esteem from bullying other users on 4CHAN of all places. I can't imagine how sad your life is.

inb4 "cry more libcuck xD" (i'm not a liberal -- you're just a faggot)

>>84545143
What does this guy have against cartoons?

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>>84545199
>>84545191

Mmmmm, crying like a little bitch I see. 8 years? Donald Trump is president for 8 years and you'll cry like a little bitch this whole time?

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>>84545210
Are they?

>>84545216
it's been dead since /pol/ harbor, now it's just a rotten corpse. Let it rest in peace m8, it was fun at least

>>84545143
>projection
I said if, dipshit. In all likelihood you're not actually hunched over your keyboard giggling like a faggot.

>>84545143
>eichenwald
wasn't this the guy who got caught fapping to hentai?

>>84545216
Get the fuck off of /tv/ omg no one fucking likes you little faggots.
I just want to talk about capekino

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>>84545239

He feels ashamed when he is done jacking it. Then he projects this shame onto others.

Remember anons, what sort of insults a person chooses to hurl usually says a hell of a lot about what they are insecure about themselves.

>>84545239
Oh nothing really. He actually loves anime titties

>>84544777
873. You are a fucking joke.

Liberal comedy tends towards being a paedophile and fucking children.

>>84542398
so weak

>>84545178
The joke itself was never funny, what's funny is how trumpcucks get so butthurt at such innocent joke.

>>84543957
How the fuck is trying to impeach someone for hurting your feelings, respecting the result?

>>84542339
NOT ONE(1) GOOD REPLIES
KEKSERVATIVES COMEDIES TRASH CONFIRMED

>>84545275
>In all likelihood you're not actually hunched over your keyboard giggling like a faggot.

Nope, I'm laying on my couch with my laptop and a shit eating grin on my face.

>>84545199

So you are a racist, cool. Have a fun life being a piece of human refuse.

>>84545228

Damn, best crier in the thread. Look at this little bitch sob. 8 years sweetheart.

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>>84545278
What's wrong with that faggot?

>>84545174
And? The comic isn't about the life and feelings of the old woman.

>>84545178
The purpose of "Drumpf" was demystify the "Trump" brand, because people subconsciously associated the name with success even though Trump's business ventures often fail.

>>84543204
As an Australian from a city, no, it really doesn't. I respect making the choice that spoke of fixing actual problems in your country instead of the one that spoke of nothing, regardless of how effective he can ultimately be judged after 8 years. Off the internet, the true way to come like an idiot is to be a preachy fool who knows nothing of the world like your average liberal.

>>84545355
Define "often". Cite the number of business ventures that Trump has failed at versus the number that have succeeded.

>>84545342
>So you are a racist, cool. Have a fun life being a piece of human refuse.
back to tumblr, faggot

>>84545346
>What's wrong with that faggot?

Numerous antipsychotic meds

>>84545178
What's funny about Shitlery Cunton?

>>84545346
nothing senpaitachi, its just funny that after getting caught he tried to play it off by saying he was looking for tentacle porn with his kids to show his wife

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>>84545054

>>84542878
I fucking hate self inset comics.

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>>84545383
>libs try and turn the tables on 'safe space' and 'snowflake'

This is some of the most entertaining shit. You think your rhetoric can be reclaimed despite all the evidence to the contrary.

>>84545016
Take a look at this thread man. Underage magapede cancer still shitposting for their based daddy like it's November.

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Libcucks are crying even harder in this thread now some how. Hey little bitch libcucks. Donald Trump is President and Hillary isn't. 8 years!!!! hahahahahahahhahaha

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>>84542339

The pinnacle of edgy humor is underground "conservative" memes.

Liberal "comedy" is safe and boring. Can't keep lampooning Trump and expect it to stay fresh.

>>84542398
Hahahahaha every damn time

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>>84545451
do you need a safe space to have a wee cry in?

>>84545451
It's funny. For the first time in decades they are letting their opposition control the language.

>>84545342
>So you are a racist?

No.

I know it wasn't formed as a question, but I took the liberty of responding anyway.

>>84545247
Buddy, you're just saying the same thing over and over. How is it supposed to effectively upset someone if you never switch it up or say something else? People only get legitimately upset if they feel like they've been outsmarted in a debate. How is you constantly parroting '8 years, keep crying!' supposed to do that?

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>>84545489

Cry little bitch, cry cry cry, for 8 years hahahahahhahaha.

>>84544779
The US interferes in every countries election so shut the fuck up. Karma bitch.

>>84545355
>>84545382

No answer faggot? I thought so.

>>84545489
Actually I think this annoying little faggot>>84545493
is probably someone LARPing as a Trump supporter, surely nobody can be this retarded

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>>84545451

>>84543705
bad example

>>84545321
It isn't, but I think we both know the impeachment discussions aren't about "hurt feelings".

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>>84545451
wtf i'm a progressive now

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>>84545531

Sweetheart. You keep replying and crying, so it's obviously working little bitch. Now continue. 8 years.

>>84545451
>he thinks rhetoric means "things people use to insult you"
I knew right wingers despise education, but Jesus man

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>>84545548

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
IMPEACH

Can i ask why you call democrats "liberals" when the republicans are also neoliberal? or why you call the democrats left wing when they're also neoliberal?

is everyone in the us this uneducated?

>>84545514
>if we let our opposition control the language we will surely be successful
The fact you are desperately trying to repurpose words that utterly BTFO you has not gone unnoticed by anyone

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>>84545588

>>84545382
Go watch the segment yourself if you care, I'm only explaining what it was about.

>>84545625
So you don't have an answer, got it. Next time come with facts.

>>84545473
That guy in the hat is a paid shill.
Nothing to see here, move along.

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>>84545548
>>84545588
>>84545623
They're going to fuck off any day now, right?

>>84542878
great example how being a condescending little shit kills comedic potential.

>>84545597
They're talking about the card carrying supporters not the politicians.

>>84545451

>anti semitism is creeping into progressive

Imagine my shook. When progressives form an unholy alliance with Islam suddenly hating Jews is just as socially acceptable as hating cis gendered white straight males.

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>>84545611
the fact that i can post anything negative about your pozdaddy and i'll get a million replies from altcucks literally crying bitch tears proves you're a soft cunt.

/tv/- politics and shitposting

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The libcucks in this thread are reaching boiling point. They keep posting faster and faster and their arguments are getting thinner and thinner. Cry like a bitch for 8 years libcucks! Powerless and impotent lmao.

>>84545585
>despise education

This is one of the favored insults of the left. Always call your opponents uneducated/stupid instead of actually refuting their points.

>>84545597
>is everyone in the us this uneducated?

they mean very different things in us politics than euro

for example american libertarian is pretty much the opposite of euro libertarian

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>>84545669
nope, this is the world you voted for.

>>84545623
eh commies/anarchosyndicalists were never really part of /pol/ though, otherwise it's true.
>>84545669
s-sure it will all turn back to normal, anon.

>>84545451
>>libs try and turn the tables on 'safe space' and 'snowflake'

You guys did it with "fake news".

You also stole our 'the right is full of combative rhetoric and violent extremists" narratives.

In the rap community this is known as "biting someone's style".

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>>84542840
Are we tired of winning yet folks?

>>84543873
Maybe if you're 16 and under

>>84545742
>have to give up your foreskin
>'winning'

lol

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Crying little bitch libcucks taking this thread to postcap. Hell yes. Cry like a little bitch for 8 years.

>>84542306
You just don't get it, alright? It's over your head. The joke is that it's so unfunny that it is funny. It's postpostmodern hyper-ironic humour. Wouldn't expect a drumpftard to get it.

>>84544595
but anon

stalin did nothing wrong

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>>84545724
>ban muslims

what a fucking joek loserdent pmurt is haha....

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>>84542306

>>84542878
Conservative comedy is politically incorrect comedy nowadays. Sure Bill Burr shills for Bernie and voted for Stein but he's not a fucking liberal. Him being recently on Colberts show and bombing while Colbert gave him eye daggers is proof of that. George Carlin was a libertarian and not some liberal faggot.

>>84544350
spotted the edgy high schooler

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>>84545769
>8 years

m8 he's shat the bed so much in only 6 months.

you really think the mongs will vote for him again?

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>>84545709
>instead of actually refuting their points
you want me to post a link to the definition of rhetoric?

>>84545597
liberal in america is shorthand for socially liberal

>>84544593

Ahh honey baby don't talk like that

If you told somebody you voted for Trump purely for the hell of it, "because screw it all to hell", they act as if you've shot one of their family members. Does anybody even have a dark sense of humor anymore?
(and I didn't even vote November 8th...)

>>84545584
Actually I've ignored you in the past three /pol/ bait threads, that was my first response to you. But you're boring to talk to, so this will be my last. Arguing with the genuine Trump supporters is more fun.

>>84544362
Malcolm X was a black supremacist though

>>84544637
I'm not an American. I'm not affected by your shitshow.

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>>84545798
>maybe we should ban the one that makes the terrorists
>nah, lets ban all the other ones and leave the masterminds of 9-11 alone

>>84544362
Who the fuck drew this
That's not how you load a Carcano, or any bolt action for that matter

>>84545743
kek go back to watching Colbert, you limpwristed cuck 4chan has always loved based Sammy

>>84545773

Mmm, no- don't think so friendo

>>84545849
We're in a political climate lately where saying that is like saying fuck the union right before the civil war.

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>>84545828
Shat the bed according to whom? You? Some nobody kek. Or the media? They're fake news. You lose.

>>84542339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI7eyHZpHrY

>>84545355
>The purpose of "Drumpf" was demystify the "Trump" brand, because people subconsciously associated the name with success even though Trump's business ventures often fail.
I still do not see how it works in this regards, but I guess it makes some sort of sense now.

>>84545393
Well, that one is not funny but I can see what they were going for.

>>84542339
/pol/

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>>84545709
>This is one of the favored insults of the left. Always call your opponents uneducated/stupid instead of actually refuting their points.
Was sounding like a triggered little bitch part of your plan?

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>DUDE REPEAL OBAMACARE LMAO
>DUDE LET'S MAKE HEALTHCARE ANYTHING BUT UNIVERSAL COVERAGE

AMERICANS ARE SO DUMB AND STUPID LOL

>>84545654
No, I gave you the answer. Sorry if it involved effort of your part.

>>84545828

Trump has good chances for 8 years considering the talk among democrats nowadays is giving Hillary another go at running for president.

Yes it's THAT bleak for Democrat president candidate perspectives, they literally have nobody that is popular enough, has a coherent message to win back the white, or hasn't been tainted by identity politics.

>>84545597
In the U.S. liberal means social liberal, which democrats are.

In europe liberal means economically liberal, which is center-right.

>>84545451
You're doing that yourselves by acting like triggered pussies about every fucking single thing. This mostly applies to all MRA "activists".

Conservative comedy used to be Larry the Cableguy. Now conservative comedy is pewdiepie.

>>84545960
Sorry but "go look it up" is not an answer.

>>84544641
No, they do that too.

>>84545954
>european microstates with one city handle healthcare differently
wow really makes me think

>>84545116
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/statistics/image-reposts/

>>84542398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDxhugRKZ8g

>>84545849
Not everyone is a midwestern white picket fence NEET whose biggest worry in life is triggering feminazis on Twitter. Some people actually had things on stake in this election.
>muh burn it all down
Fucking hell m8 you make me feel all nostalgic for my edgy high school years.

>>84545937
I mean, Grumpfry is President, so it's safe to say it probably didn't work.

Sure made his supporters cry though.

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Woah it's wet in here from all the little bitch libcuck tears. 8 years.

>>84542339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijOcKQoi_EM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfJ1tTGjyS0

>>84544139
>11 year old kids
>dating
What the fuck dude, the only "dating" 11 year olds do is pass each other stupid notes and break up 2 weeks later because their desks were moved too far apart

>>84545829
>b : a type or mode of language or speech; also : insincere or grandiloquent language

Sure find one

>>84544805
This is him. He's an attention-whoring literal faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMQo6ye2Axk

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>>84546053
>>84546094
What the fuck

>>84546016
It absolutely is you lazy fuck.

I'm not going to let you gaslight me into doing a bunch of research just so you can ignore it or post a pepe face. I'm not falling for it this time.

>>84546006

That's how far the political spectrum has shifted.

If you are right of antifa tier leftist you're a literal Nazi in the eyes of left.

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Damn, libcuck tears taste THIS good? 8 years of exhausting libcuck crying. Whos sick of winning yet? Not me.

>>84545995
yeah because the media is totally not all democrat but fox news the first post says drumpf for fucks and please show me a positive news link about the president done by cnn positive not stating fact as in something he done.

>>84545952
>Was sounding like a triggered little bitch part of your plan?

Nope, just pointing out that liberals love the alter of 'science' and education except when it runs counter to their dogma

>>84544362
>Malcolm X
You have got to be shitting me.