Realistically speaking, who would win in a fight out of these two?

>>84537965
Vin would perform The Pacifier and OHKO

Are they oiled up and naked?

>>84537965
The Rock would.

neither can "fight", but the rock has a good 40 lbs on vin and is on a truckload of gear, plus is a good 4" taller.

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I think The Rock would have a hard time against this machine.

>>84537965
the one not wearing the girdle

Vin's body type is prime for hidden retard strength. When the going got tough the Rock wouldn't know what hit him

>>84537965
Definitely not the fat nerd.

>>84538124
the Rock has the stamina to fight for up to ten minutes. How long can you fight before tiring out. I can tell you Vin's down for the count. I wrestled before and let me tell you it is hard, it is hard it is hard, and to go at it with 100% for most of that ten minutes isn't easy at all. You'd rather run five miles than fight with another guy for up to ten minutes.

Vin lays him out.

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vin diesel makes the rock look like a baby. of course he wins.

Vin would absolutely destroy The Roid.

>>84538844
can someone explain this fucking scene to me already? i havent seen the movie and wont ever see it, but i see this image and wonder: is it really an attempt at forced perspective in an effort to make them both seem the same height or something? Why not just have one of them stand on a milk crate? why was it necessary in the 1st place? does one (or both) of these guys have insecurities about their height?
Or is there something i'm missing?

>>84539256
The Rock is a manlet.

>>84539256
in the movie it seemed like they just stood next to each other and talked facing the opposite direction. it wasn't until /tv/ that i started wondering if it was a perspective thing. i doubt it because that's even more retarded than them standing next to each other.

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>>84538844
Riiight

>>84539528
fucking lol

>>84539444
oh i see they stood shoulder to shoulder instead of face to face because they hate each other or something and can't stand to look at one another.

Thanks.

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>>84539528
Gets me every fucking time.

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Vin is an actor and D&D nerd who just loves to work out and has a badass look so he got cast as an action hero.

The Rock is a wrestler, has experience fighting and is like 3x larger. The Rock would win because their backgrounds are completely different.

In reality, they'd probably be (or are) total bros.

>tfw you will never play D&D with Vin.

>>84539444
It's quite obvious in the movie that they're standing next to each other since the shot after is from directly behind The Rock

Still a good meme

>>84539789
ok. i don't really remember anything from the movie besides it being ridiculously stupid. i just assumed it could be what they tried to do.

>>84538124
The Rock is natty. He just works out a lot. He's always posting his gum sessions on social media. Some people just have better muscle genes

>>84539569
It's well documented they hate each other, and had to be kept separate during promotion of FF8. If they ever cross paths, there is chance for a legitimate fight

>>84541323
You're getting worked, mark. They just pretend to have beef off screen to build heat.

>retards thinking the Rock, a trained wrestler wouldn't win against a fat guy with a gruff voice

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>>84537965
>Dwayne Johnson: 6'5 1/2"
>Vin Diesel: 5'11 3/4"

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>>84537965
In Fast Five, Dom literally almost bashes Hobbe's skull in with a pipe wrench after a big fight between the two.

>>84541271
>The Rock is natty.
AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>84541271
Yeah, he just copied the Ronnie Coleman program and diet plan. Thats how you get so big. No roids required.

>>84541530
If he wasn't he would have bitch tits, backne, tiny balls and have roid rage. None of those things have happened. In fact he's one of the nicest guys in the business right now. He's clean

What about Statham vs Diesel?

>>84541648
You're a complete fucking moron.

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>the bald and the furious

diesel plays tough guys but he's a pussy irl

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>>84541500
Training for ""pro"" wrestling doesn't really make you a good fighter.

Exhibit A

>>84541760
Charlize and Michelle aren't bald.

>>84541648
t. Someone who knows absolutely fuckall about steroids

>>84541812
Maybe not against actual MMA trained fighters but against shithouses like Diesel it would.

One is a faggot and the other one is a rock.
The rock wins.

The Rock doesn't take steroids, he produces them.

Statham would clean up them both

>>84541760
Baldness is the pinnacle of masculinity. Bald males have more testosterone and thus larger manhood and stamina. Females subconsciously know this and this is why bald men have more sex and sexual partners studies show.

>>84541710
>>84541837

Neither of you have no idea about steroids or what you're talking about. You have no proof he uses them. He's just a big guy. And to you this evidence of gear. Couldn't be farther off the mark.

>>84542021
>Bald males have more testosterone
This was proven false

>>84542021
>shave head
>pay for a hooker to have sex
I'M A STATISTIC!

>>84542113
Except it never has. It is true. I love how guys with hair try to justify their low test. You're all basically women.

>>84542328
http://www.healthline.com/health-slideshow/hair-loss-and-testosterone#6
TL;DR:
You're not bald because you have more DHT(Testosterone), you're bald because your hair follicles are more sensitive to DHT.

>>84537965
not the manlet

>>84542103
Lel. Imagine being this retarded

>>84542771
Your source if fake, nice try

>>84538298
Underrated post

>>84542328
t. baldlet

>>84541812
What about Brock who won the heavyweights championship you retard?

>>84541760

as a baldy, i like the representation

maybe i'll get a gf if i put on 40 pounds of muscle. 'cause right now i look like a dying chemo patient.

>>84544182
You mean the guy who was a national champion in actual wrestling as a kid?

>>84541812
You're not wrong but that guy is also 40.

>>84542021
Imagine being this insecure that you're going bald

>>84537965
reminder that these two represents the future of america

reminder than in the upcoming decades, people like them will be considered white

>>84544727
Vin is an honorary white man

Dwayne though? Lol no

>>84537965
Le Rock. He have more real fighting skills.

>>84542021
lol hairlet

>>84544283
F&F is a very bald friendly series

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>>84539444
>>84539256
>>84539528
>>84539494

>>84546673
lol yes, anyone who has actually seen the film knows this is the truth, but why did they do that anyway? it's still retarded

>>84539256
They hate each other irl since Vin is jelly of the Rock taking away the mai spot in the series so they film as little together as pssoible. This stand-off scene was filmed with each separate actor alone and then blended together creating this retarded picture.