>it's a Nynaeve tugs her braid episode

>it's a White Tower BDSM scene

>Sony

oh. Well I guess that's dead then.

>>84537317

>it's a Matt gets laid again episode

>it's a Rand bitches about Lewis telamon in his head episode

>it's a aes sedai birches about men ep

>It's an Egwene is an insufferable cockblocking bitch episode

>>84537317
>Sony

ded

>>84537317
reading the second book, makes me wonder how they are going to pull off accurate character designs.
I don't want no Game Of Thrones "similar to the character" shit.

>tfw it will be some low budget The Last Kingdom tier.

>>84537339
There is a shocking amount of women being collared and chained up in these books. I feel like the author is trying to make a point...

>>84539453
WoT is a dirty old man's smut that spiralled out of controlled

>>84539453

He made a point in my pants alright.

>read them as a kid
>Seanchan introduced
>get mad as fuck about them degrading people to the point that they are just trained magical beasts, handlers alluded to doting on them even having sex
>get older
>hot as FUCK

>it's a Aiel bathhouse episode with no nudity
>it's a take some kind of test of the light clad only in the light, with no nudity
>it's a, wow Robert Jordan liked a lot of gratuitous nudity and huge tits, but it'll never be on screen episode

Even if they did manage to get it to a network, all of those characters with "ample bosoms" will be downgraded to B cups because Hollywood is really homosexual about that stuff.