shittiest episode i've seen lynch is dead

The problem with it was that there was no buildup

one episode a week was a mistake, it should be 2.

This is the water.

THIS

Drink deep

L Y N C H E D

>>84536546
LYNCHED
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>>84536736

Watch 2 episodes every 2 weeks

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>>84536546

>>84537028
no that would be hell

I liked it for how wild it was, but it did sort of some out of nowhere. I could have gone without the Nine Inch Nails too, but I liked the episode on the whole.

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>>84536546

>>84536546
Care to explain WHY you feel that way? Or is it too much effort to put actual thought into a post?

Drink deep and descend

>>84537227
FUCKING CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84536546
>lynched
Does this mean we watched something of Lynch's expecting it to be good because everyone seems to suck his dick, but it was actually bad, or we watched something of his not liking it because we can't comprehend Lynch's greatness because he's an auteur and we're idiots?

>>84537293
Yes.

>>84537362
Well, which one is it?

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>>84536546

>>84537381
Absolutely.

>>84537293
You've been Lynched beyond the observable universe.

>>84537481
>Lynched
I've seen only Dune, considering it an ambitious and impressive, but ultimately a failure, and am watching the second season of Twin Peaks and am finding it boring as fuck. I guess I have been Lynched, but refuse to believe that there's some genius here I'm not seeing.

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>>84537589
>second season of Twin Peaks

Lynch worked on only 3 episodes of season 2

>>84537293
Lynchd

>>84537777
Whoops. That was a mistake. I meant to say the second episode of the first season.

>>84537589
It's not genius it's just something else. Something else can be brilliant. Lynch is different. It's like putting mayonnaise on your fries and fried chicken along with ketchup and mustard. It's not something people do but its not actually terrible either.

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>people not liking the best hour of tv ever
>they call themselves /tv/

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>>84536546

>>84537589
It means David Lynch's movies aren't for everyone and this is common knowledge so anyone going into this expecting something different from a Lynch movie was LYNCHED for being stupid.

Hell even the Twin Peaks episodes that he directed in the original are pretty different from the rest of the series except maybe the pilot.

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>>84536546

>>84538122
I meant this for >>84537293

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>>84536546

>The episode actually is bad and lazy, filled with LOL BLACK AND WHITE SO ARTISTIC AND DEEP first grade at art school nonsense
>HAHA LYNCHED
Lynchcucks are the worst.

>>84538122
>it's not for you
Okay, so what I supposed to do if I don't like it? Not say so because because I watched something that wasn't for me and therefore my opinions are invalid, and I can conclude it wasn't for me because I didn't like it?

>>84536546

I found the whole sequence captivating.

Now, if I cared about this board at all, I wouldn't have asked, but since it's utterly garbage, here goes nothing:

how many people's first reaction to above statement was to the effect of 'you're an easily impressed retard'?

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>>84538478
It just means you didn't like it. I don't know why you would want to talk about it if you didn't like it but don't expect people that like it to agree with you if you don't like it.

>>84538738
I understand that, but saying I was Lynched is pretty condescending, and unclear.

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>>84538808
It's just a meme because most of the arguments against this new series are really just about taste. Some people like the way it is presented and others don't so people just say LYNCHED because what else is there to say?

>>84538468
This is already-established information. I like most of his other works, but if any other director did this, they'd get destroyed. It's the psychological phenomenon of Depth Coasting. You create something deep in the past, all following works, simple or not, will be given immunity from ever being called shallow.

>it's intentionally badly acted
>it's intentionally cliche.
>it's intentionally art studenty
>it's intentionally nonsensical . . . that's the sense!
>it's intentionally avoiding everything we typically expect anf demand from high-quality media, don't you see!?

It becomes a shield to deflect and excuse low quality work. Because in their minds, Lynch is fully capable of creating conventional classics (even though he has none), he just doesn't want to, because he's apparently so above it. Lynch fanboys are a joke.

When all perceived flaws are continually labelled 'intentional', what the fanboys are doing is trying to immunize the work from criticism. Like a little kid being mocked for falling over, then saying he did it on purpose. The episode was masturbatory shit.

>>84538957
I agree, Im all for symbolism and weird shit as long as it has an interesting explanation but dropping something like that with only a bit of information and that information being nonsensical until upcoming episodes elaborate on that.

If anything something like that tells me how much full of himself the director must be to do that.

Much like with Kojima hyping the shit out of cg teasers with weird imagery, fans will just eat it up and defend it.

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>>84539253
Not saying Kojimbles and Lynch are shit but definetly freaking full of themselves

>>84539253
>as long as it has an interesting explanation
Why?

>>84536546
Why would you wish death on another hueman? You are a sick individuel. Shame.

>>84539322
Because everyone can do weird shit with a budget.

Weirder shit than what Lynch can do.

Chaos is easy, weabing and conecting is not.

>>84537589
You've watched two things where Lynch either wasn't allowed to do what he wanted, or had no involvement with and think it says anything about him. Congratulations.

>there are people who legitimately think episode 8 was lol so randumb even with all the discussion about it on here and other places

>>84538265
Funny that this is a suitable reaction to OP's post.
But totally unsuitable for the context in which it was used.

>people thing episode 8 is chaotic nonsense
Are you really so stupid you need to have spoken exposition?

It took scrutiny of Lynch's entire body of work to finally confirm he's a fucking hack.

Well done, /tv/.

>>84539778
Everybody fucking knows what e.g. that sequence is explaining, you dumb ape. It's the pretentious way it's handled and how much time is used to do it that is retarded.

>>84536546
the problem is you not the episode

>>84540003
Well then it's not for you, you've been lynched, gtfo etc.

>>84536546
>It's a ten minutes of shiny lights and smoke and scenes without context, normies see this and in a desperate attempt to seem artsy and "with it" declare it the best episode of any tv show ever episode

>be NIN fan
>nearly fall asleep during that performance
Should have just has Reznor play an FBI agent

>lynchfags don't realize that this was the most FROSTED episode yet

>>84540432
NIN was the only disappointed I have with this season.
I was hoping Trent would be Cooper's retarded brother or something.
That song was definitely one of their worst.

>>84537927
>a 2001/stan brakhage ripoff is the best hour of tv ever
kek

It was amazing. If you need everything explained to you, go to filmschool you little faggot.

>>84540491
I guess Trent wanted to play something he'd written recently but it would have been a nice change of pace from the other bands if it was something more intense/upbeat

>>84540514
>being this impressed by a window media player visualizer

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>>84540667
>muh mom wont let me watch twin peaks anymore cuz it was too scary and there were no epic coffee/cherry pie memes

>>84540667
Why don't you recommend us some stuff then? Can you even do that? Name off some things you find great, so we can all laugh at you

>>84540889
Eraserhead, The Elephant Man, Dune, Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart, Fire Walk With Me, Lost Highway, The Straight Story, Mulholland Dr., Inland Empire

Am I the only one who thought the whole time that Got a Light guy was Jerry?

>>84540850
see
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>>84537028
I watch 3 or 4 episodes in a row. Best way

LYNCHED!! LYNCHED!! HAHA AM I FITTING IN?

>>84538957
>>84539253
Samefag

>>84539424
It's not like it is just nonsensical though? Why would you need things to be explained explicitly? Can't you enjoy it without that?

>>84541411
I unironically liked the song.

>>84541573
I am someone who listens to the most bizzare industrial electronic stuff with very low tuned guitars and to me this Nine Inch Nails song was very shit

>>84541606
Well I don't so maybe my standards are just lower.

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>>84541506
Im sorry mate

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>"Never Made It As A Wise Man" starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cQh1ccqu8M

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>>84541731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zugbZQYXZqM

>>84541080
So you are just being contrarian?

>>84541508
Some of the things shown in this episode are not connected to anything yet.
I have stated that I dont mind simbolysm ot cryptic shit as long as it has a purpose.

>>84541791
Why do you think it has no purpose? By that logic the beginning of a movie would be shit because the ending explains it. I don't agree with that way of thinking. I think it was great in and of itself and it is enjoyable trying to imagine what it all could mean. It wouldn't be enjoyable doing that if there was nothing to it at all and it was random garbage. I admit if after the nine inch nails seen it was literally 45 minutes of explosions only I wouldn't have liked it but it was not that and the explosions worked great in the actual episode.

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>>84541619
You wanna hear the stuff I listen to? Here check out this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1ht36AuiWQ

This is better than that NIN song imo

>>84541788
I think they just looked at lynch's Wikipedia page and don't have any arguments

>>84536546
L

>>84541788
No, I like the new Twin Peaks just fine, doesn't mean I can't criticize it and the bizarre /tv/ following it has

>>84541921
Y

>>84541928
Your criticism was bad though because the episode had more than just explosions in it. People are acting like it was literally just the explosion scene and nothing else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drz6MNUigMU

>>84541943
N

>>84542010
C

>>84541955
Can't be arsed giving serious criticism when the response is a choir of "LYNCHED" from a bunch of people who've never seen a David Lynch film in their lives

>>84542044
CCCCCCOMBO BREAKER

>>84542010
>>84542044
Reminder David Lynch is a pedo-rapist cult member with disgusting teeth

>>84541877
I would have liked it at the end of the season, or if what was shown on the episode instead of being an entire episode was background hints during some filler conversation.

Instead we got 40+ minutes of boring scenes with very little key moments, If I wasnt a complete retard I would have skipped the episode and searched for an explanation online.

>film absolute mediocre nonsense
>my legion of retarded sycophantic poser fans will apply all the symbolism for me

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Post some Lynched inspired music that no one understands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAneYZMHwns

>>84542100
and you're not?
pleb

Remember when Twin Peaks was an excellent murder mystery and not an abstract bloated mess about nothing?
>inb4 muh donuts n' coffee

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You faggots are a bunch of blind followers of Lynch who won't accept that "Twin Peaks: The Return" is a total disaster. This is the final proof that rebooting old series is a really *really* bad idea, since not even Lynch can do it right.

TPTR is not Twin Peaks: it's a bland, sad, and pathetic attempt of self-celebration in the form of an artificial continuation of an unfinished old work. So old that you, the creator, can't even remember correctly. Ironically, at a metalanguage level, the topics of this reboot perfectly reflect what reboots per se are: concretely, a doppelganger, product of a creative void. It's not Cooper who is lost here, it's David Lynch himself. Maybe this is his unconscientious talking...

I will tell you one thing, /tv/: after watching the first episode I was actually deceived for a moment, as I thought it was going to be great; maybe it was going to be more in the direction of FWWM, but I was OK with that. But then, after episode two I started to realize what was really going on here. At episode three, I started to cry and almost turned off my TV, as I finally understood what was happening here: it was the dead of one of the greatest artists of the 20th century.

>>84542130
I didn't think it was boring I thought it was very interesting. You are saying you would have liked it but didn't for some silly reason. I get the feeling you just want to hate it because so many people like it and it bothers you. I get that people can exaggerate about things that make them feel good but come on anon it is easy to ignore those people.

>>84542199
What do you want a rehashed murder mystery? This season is far more interesting than just recycling the same tired product and making it slightly different but really just worse than the original.

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>le refuses to discuss his films because "dude dreams lmao there's actually no thought put into them" man

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>>84536736
Baby doesn't like to get caught off guard

>>84542309
Fuck off Chad you dickhead.

>>84537050
that proves that you're lovin it

>>84540003
>It's the pretentious way it's handled

How exactly is it pretentious, Reddit? Please elaborate. I will enjoy seeing your desperate attempts to prove why you are not just an idiot making assumptions because you have the processing power of the average guppy.

>>84542294
Enjoy your 18 hours of awkward scenes with no cohesion, I'm sure it's very "experimental" and "avant-garde" and really makes you think, season 1 and FWWM will always be better

I'm enjoying it, I just don't have a fucking clue what's going on. I'll be honest as well, I much prefer the original series. Those first 17 episodes are some of the best telly I've ever had the pleasure to sit and watch.

>>84542199
I honestly don't

David Lynch lost it after he had Jack Nance killed desu, The guilt fucked him up which is what Mulholland Drive is about

The horse is the white of the eyes

>>84541106
Pro Tip: it was.

>>84542399
>watching the third season of a decades old show you don't even like
>trying this hard to fit in

>>84542309
It's not that.

Think about 2001 and Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite, it worked precisely because of the buildup to it.

>>84542390
I honestly don't even know how to respond to this.

>>84542225

I dont give a shit about bandwagons and in fact I dont think the episode is being uneversally praised, at least not here.

I didnt like the episode because it was a bomb of cryptic and in some parts unsolvable puzzles

I didnt like it but I dont hate it, I just think it could have been diluded, not everyone is ready to sit through that after a day of work.

>>84542627
>I didnt like the episode because it was a bomb of cryptic and in some parts unsolvable puzzles
Not everything needs to be solvable. It's enjoyable because it makes you imagine things and wonder what is wrong with that? Why does it need to be explained? Why is explaining things better than leaving it open? Wouldn't you have hated the original series finale then?

>not everyone is ready to sit through that after a day of work.
On a Sunday? What? I don't even see why that matters?

>>84542447
Why did he supposedly have him killed?

>>84542595
It's called getting BTFO

>>84542705
He knew about his daughter

>people are upset that a mystery series is full of mystery

>baby's first "weird" director
You'll grow out of the Lynch phase

>>84542516
what?
-The third (3) episode had a surrealistic scene which has became the most noteworthy thing about the show
-the murder was solved after about 15 episodes out of about 30
-the murder storyline was a way for the audience to fit in and meet the town, most people like characters and storylines without any connections to Laura's murder

>>84542704
The episodes air at 5 am to me.

As a matter of fact I hated the season 2 finale, and much of the season 2, really liked FWWM though.

Not everything needs to be solvable in horror, twin peaks is not horror and as I said before just throwing shit out doesnt make anything deep or interesting to me, it just tells me that they are stalling for time.
Make it have a contirved meaning or hidden as shit purpose but a puzzle must be done with all the pieces.

Anyways maybe my perception of this will change on the future after the season has ended but I dont like being thrown something like this.

It just reminds me of Carnivale and how it will never give the nswers we deserve

>>84543100
>As a matter of fact I hated the season 2 finale
Well I loved it, it was my favorite episode in the whole series it still is actually. You should have expected the new season to be like that considering it was continuing off of that ending.

>Not everything needs to be solvable in horror
Not everything needs to be solvable in general I would say.

>twin peaks is not horror
It kind of was though, there was always a horror backdrop with it.

>>84542842
>muh lars von trier
>muh terrence malick
they're worse than lynch

>>84536546
WHOA! OH HO HOOOOO! LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST GOT LYNCHED!

>>84542763
>>84542390
No, it's called being an arrogant, know-it-all fuckwit. Now go suck the cocks of those people who make those oh-so-amazing detective romcoms you love to cry your eyes out over.

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>there will never be another scene as based as this

>>84538957
this

third season was a mistake

it's nothing but trash

>>84543210
literally who?

>>84536546

got a light?

>>84543276
>being so upset that you shit on the tv show you're trying to defend

>>84536546
Best filter pleb i've seen in years

>>84538957
The episode wasn't badly acted, cliche, or nonsensical though. The final 15 minutes was incredible.

>>84543629
>incredible
honestly seeing that guy crush people's skulls was so fucking hammy

>>84543698
It was supposed to look like a 50s horror scene. Would you call the Psycho shower scene hammy if it was released today?

>>84544003
>Would you call the Psycho shower scene hammy if it was released today?
I don't know why you would compare the two, the head crushing scene was very modern

now that /tv/ has had a week to learn that everyone liked this episode, theyve decided they dont

>>84544254
Yeah we're not really the "omg so weird i love it!" crowd

>>84543201
If you enjoy unsolved mysteries why dont you just drop the series and leave everything unanswered?

>>84544444
Because I like seeing the episode and seeing what happens. I like the wonder of it and thinking what it means.

>>84538957
Except it wasn't badly acted, cliche, art studenty or nonsensical. You're just a plebe

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>>84544561
Not him but:
Anon, you get it I hope you enjoy the show and life as much as I do with this mindset.

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kinda spooky lads

>>84541895
I request more like this

>>84545201
looks like abe lincoln
lol and you lynchbabbies actually find this scary?

>>84545201
>>84545354
so why was Abraham Lincoln in Twin Peaks?

I'm tempted to watch the original series again while the revival is broadcasting. Might give me something to do during the gap week.

>>84545354
This guy's imdb is literally a dozen of smaller productions where he plays Lincoln and Twin Peaks

>>84538957
describe, in its entirety, the upcoming episode, then...

>people think TP:TR Is better than Blue Velvet
>people think episode 8 is 'the best hour or TV ever'
>Lynch has completely lost his touch when it comes to 'live' music
I don't even hate the new Twin Peaks, but the fans have made me despise it.

>>84545201

the end of episode was god tier horror. Not because of woodsman character but because of the nightmarish atmosphere. Impending doom, looping and menacing tone, the drivers inability to understand what he was supposed to do, they were all there.

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>>84545354

>looks like abe lincoln

no shit

>>84547469
Eraserhead was more scary tbf

>>84536546
ahahaha
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>>84540501
reminder that Kubrick literally thought Lynch was the best director ever

>>84548035

And where is he now? dead...that's right.

>>84548035
Nah, he did say Eraserhead was his favourite movi though

>>84547396
underage moron detected

>>84548067
ecks dee

It was fucking fantastic. A visual trip. I like how ridiculously abstract material gets aired mainstream television. Plebs will never learn. Stick to GoT and Friends re-airings.

>>84542627
>I didnt like it but I dont hate it, I just think it could have been diluded, not everyone is ready to sit through that after a day of work.
Exactly. This is for rich people that have free time for creativity. Stick to your peasant content.

>>84542797
>he actually believe this

>>84548035
No he didn't, Kubrick was a Fellini and Bergmanfag

>>84548547
>Lynch's daughter wrote the diary of Laura Palmer
>said in an interview that there are two incidents in the diary based on her own childhood which she will never reveal
hmmmmmm

>>84547664
the actor, Robert Broski, is a real-life Abraham Lincoln impersonator

>>84545401
There's references to Lincoln in nearly every Lynch film, it's just one of his interests

>>84537589
Maybe your taste is incompatible with Lynch stuff.

From what I've watched, I loved Twin Peaks and Blue Velvet. Found Mulholand Drive boring and Eraserhead unwatchable.

>>84544344
Then why are you watching a series that David Lynch made?

>>84548991
>>said in an interview that there are two incidents in the diary based on her own childhood which she will never reveal
source?

Can we finally talk about Juden?