DC is dead, bury it.

marvel movies are fun to watch. ive seen some of the DC stuff and its cringe.

why is that.

How much they pay you for shilling those shitty movies all day ?
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>>84533737
$0.05 and 1/3 of a snickers

>>84533712
>fun to watch
if you've never seen a decent fight scene in your life and never viewed a camera angle outside of an E! documentary... yeah

>>84533562
If dubs Spider-Man: Homeoming will flop big time

>>84534432
If dubs it will make a billion

>>84534432
Let's roll

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is capeshit getting shittier?

gonna explain this again

SHIT REVIEWERS THAT GIVE NEGATIVE SCORES DONT START COMING OUT UNTIL LATER BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE MOVIE TO COME OUT TO SEE IT BECAUSE THEY AREN'T INVITED TO SCREENINGS

thats why wonder woman is at 92% now but it was at 96% i think when the movie came out

>>84534599
I remember when jews were making headlines about how Wonder Woman was the best reviewed superhero movie of all time

>>84534641

exactly

>>84534641
>>84534677
They did the same to avengers, they got no shame

>>84534599
You're talking to literal retards, anon. At this point in time Wonder Woman was at 96%.

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Trusting film critics is peak reddit

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>>84534522

>>84534522
So disney is buying reviews again.

>>84533562

>average 7.6

This is going to end up between 87-90 with a average of 7.5 and you MCUcucks are going to cry about it and say Thor will beat it next.

Face it This years best critically acclaimed capekino is Fox and the highest grossing will be DC.

>>84534906
Logans average is 7.9 and WWs is 7.5

Average means nothing, but at least you tried.

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>>84533562
Fuck DC !!!!!

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>>84534906
actually kind of excited for ragnarok, watiti is a solid director and thor has a lot of narrative potential

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>>84534906

>well done women well done

>HOWEVER

>>84534987
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET

>>84534987
100% on RT.

>>84535061
it could be absolute fucking trash and still get north of 90%

>>84535093
It's too hella diverse to get less. If reviewers are enthusiatic about Homecoming's diversity, I can't imagine the party they'll throw for a 99% black cast.

>>84534522
>ss capeshit getting shittier?
I think so

>>84534987
Black Panther looks legitimely good though. After Fruitvale Station and Creed it's perfectly possible Ryan Coogler will deliver again. Especially working with that cast

>>84534729
DCucks seemed to trust them when WW had 92%

>>84534953

That's why I said best the critically acclaimed capekino is going to be Fox this year retard. Learn to read.

>>84534987
However aside from cucked America, Canada and Western Europe everybody else hates niggers and it will be an international flop.

>>84535713
>bringing DCshit out of nowhere to defend Marvelshit.
Is that a defense mechanism?

>>84534983

Kenneth Brannah is a solid director and better than waititi . Didn't make a difference.

I think it's time we all admit the director doesn't matter in the MCU.

>>84535868
Exactly, DChads never do this ever.

>>84535873
Not really true. In movies like both Avengers and both Guardians of the Galaxy you can clearly notice the hand of their directors.
If you think said "hand" is good or bad is a different story, but it's there

>>84535993
Only GOTG was distinctive.

>>84536007
You don't think all the character interactions and quippy dialogue was pure Joss Whedon, in both Avengers?

>>84536048
I thought you meant visually.

>>84533562
Hollywood could make a 3 hour Spiderman Elsa video and it would make billions

Will anything stop the monster that is children?

>>84536064
Nah, in general

>>84536082
I don't know, DM3 underperformed, children are unpredictable. Spidey is admittedly the most known superhero in the world though, and this movie in particular has also RDJ, so I think $1 billion is already in the bag.

>>84535954
Of course they do, you're all the same shit and your movies are the same shit, WW was in shitty CGI to bland villain and rushed plot the same thing as any MCU movie

Capeshit is killing the movie industry.

>>84536146
And sometimes not even underperforming will stop them. X-Men: Apocalypse underperformed and they're still moving forward with its sequel, going as far as dumping a shitload of dollars into having their three main stars renew their contracts.
Not to mention all the spin-offs also being prepared

Do people like DC movies because all the characters are clearly on the autism spectrum and are therefore easy to relate to for them?

I only ask because outside the internet, the people I've known who praise DC movies are severely autistic or have signs of Asperger's. This isn't me trying to insult anyone, it's a genuine question. Do they prefer the bleak, colorless, and easy to understand DC because marvel is too bright and colorful, full of intricate social interactions between characters that they can't fully grasp and makes them reject it violently?

>>84536146
>most known superhero in the world
I think that's still superman, he don't make much money but is still a big icon just like Zorro

>>84536273
>everyone i hang around with is autistic or has aspergers
>definitely not me though

who gave you internet access

>>84536286
Globally it's definitely Spider-man.

>>84536273
If you still watch or read superhero stuff after 16 you're literally autistic, the only thing to debate is how much autistic you are.

>>84536273
/tv/ in particular likes them because /tv/ is all about being contrarian.

>>84533712
idk. I gave BVS a chance last night. literally one of the worst movies I have ever seen

>>84533562
le epic DC meme xD

>>84536380
4chan is all about being contrarian*

DC
>indians
Marvel
>arabs

Well we already had this battle years ago so we know who the clear winner is

>>84534522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYLGdzZ5XkA

>>84534522
Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCkmUS1IYI

>>84535691
>black panther looks legitimately good

Your lip-disc bacterial infection has started to spread to your brain anon.

>>84533562
>is dead, bury it.

>can rember any line from marvel filcks
>quotes DC kino instead

>>84537387
>>can rember any line from marvel filcks

You know that's not possible

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>>84537387
>can rember

>>84533562
Wonder Woman is at 92%/7.5 and I thought it was just alright.

>>84534987
Trailer had a lot of weird shit, it might actually be good.

>>84537377
ebin

Homecoming's presales are $1M less than Wonder Woman.
We'll see what happens, but Spider-man should be higher. WW is a nobody compared to him.

>>84537301
that was amazing, way funnier than any joke or quip in a marvel movie. The 1966 movie is also hilarious

>>84535061
99%. All Fresh except Armond.

>>84537428
pls rember

>>84537428
>>84537657
>mfw that typo is more memorable than any line from the MCU...

>>84535838
>le china sales matters meme

>>84536273
I prefer those movies because their objective superiority to marvel in all fields . But I don't watch a lot of capeshit so I don't really care

>>84537615
If there's a twink or male eroticism Armond will give it a fresh.

>>84537301
Now I want to watch this series

>>84537301
That's hilarious

>>84535713
>not realizing those are the same people that evanspost

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>>84533562
*Curls Payot*
>*Normies are quiet*
*Breaths in*
>/tv/ begins to giggle
*Posts Wonder Woman webm
>*Everyone begins hysterically laughing*
*DC is dead. bury it!*
>*Crying and pissing their pants at their desks*
>*Next 4 Marvel movies automatically get 90%*
>*Critics tweet their 10/10 reviews*
>*0.01 gets deposited into their account*
>*More Tumblr gifs of Spider-Man quips are created*
>*Warner loses Matt Reeves*
>*Sticky is made*
>*Chris Evans punches Nathan in the face*
>*DC BTFO*

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Hear me out, one thing I would honestly like is for Peter and in general the Spider-Man™ movies to turn dark and hopeless as the story progresses, just as with Harry Potter.

>>84534522
>>84538072
>175 millions budget
all to RDJ pockets I see

>attaching such importance to something you consume you take its side in an imaginary battle against something other people consume

Maximum sheep

>>84533562
>average rating 7.6

>>84534987
Still hilarious as fuck when I remember /tv/ going apeshit insane when the trailer was released.

>>84539254
>apeshit
I see what you did there

NO NO NO NOOOOOO
>>84538223
>>84538223
>>84538223

>>84538401
The two Amazing Spider-Man movies already tried going in that direction and we all saw how that turned out.

>>84539319
Spiderman fatigue?It happened to Batman remember?

>>84534987
Marvel desperately needs new people doing the posters. You really need to stop plastering floating heads on everything. If this was just the same poster with the throne empty, it would be infinitely better.

>>84533562
>DC is dead
>use a line from a DC movie
Why is Marlel so irrelevant bros?

>>84533562
I am legitimately happy about this.

>>84533562
> Still gonna make less than WW
> Still gonna make less than ASM 1

>>84539319
>GO AND BUY A TICKET, GODDAMMIT. It's not time to be stingy.
>It's a matter of principle. Don't be cucks.
This is a real poster, posting on this board.

>>84534522
>jumps backwards
>flipped around next frame

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WHY DO YOU MANBABIES SHIT UP MY BOARD WITH ENDLESS THREADS ABOUT CHILDREN'S MOVIES?

>>84533712
DC takes itself too seriously.

Marvel movies don't pretend to be anything they're not.

>>84540109
You are happy that a movie you shill for is getting a 94% RT like one week before release?
Nigga, its going to go down like a ton of bricks.
Better prepare your ass.

>>84540228
>capeshit movie
>going down like a ton of bricks

It'll fall to 85% at most.

>Tom Holland
>is an English actor
>plays an American
DROPPED

>>84539319
>shills literally begging people to buy tickets for capeshit now
Just nuke this board

>>84537751
"I'm with you until the end of the line" is better than the entirety of the DCEU.

Hell Captain America has more memorable lines for good reasons than all of the DCEU. DC lines are memorable for being shitty

>>84534657
>screenposting your own tweet
>unironically using "kino" and memes on twitter

capeshit neckbeards fuck off

>>84540469
???????
i bet thats not even in the movie...
but seriously, the MCU has not memorable quotes at all, the only one i even remember was a quip 'i get that reference'.
thats all.

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>>84540754
It is, but it's surrounded by horrible quips like ORANGE SLICES and poop jokes. DC has more memorable quotes because they aren't overbearingly humorous in every fucking scene of the movie

>>84541801
>a former student of British literature and phenomenology who was getting his masters at Cambridge is the man responsible for BvS and JL


kek

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>>84533712
>DC movies based itself on the New52's tone
>Everyone hates most of it
>It was deemed a failure last year
>The movies keep doing it

>>84540754
"I'm with you until the end of the line" is in every fucking Captain America movie. It's a big part of the trilogy, most memorably said by Cap to break Bucky out of his mind control in Winter Soldier.

>>84542404
>He posts this in a post-WW world...
>>84542467
Wut? Are you making stuff up?

>>84533712
There's nothing cringe about DC. You probably just didn't understand it or the subtext.

>>84542529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRK-6FPnk_I

>>84540469
>someone says MCU has nothing memorable
>posts a quote no one remembers to disprove this
kek

>>84542699
The subtext has been done several times in better Batman and Superman stories

the issue is marvel just has better heroes

DC has lame shit.

>>84533562
even reboots are okay when Marvel does them

>>84533846
At least you're not doing it for free.

>>84534522
wow

>>84533562
I honestly dont care about superhero movies, but even I will admit for some reason the marvel movies are a lot more watchable imo... i think it comes down to HEART.

Also Suicide Squad is the worst

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>>84533562
OP's parents said the same thing about him on his 39th birthday, where he still freeloaded off their home and internet to engage in company wars on a Filipino clam scraping market 24/7

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>>84540191
p o l i t i c a l t h r i l l e r

>capeshit with shitload of marketing budget gets "good" scores

>>84546003
thats a nice gif