Would you?

>>84531533
I would what?

>Jessica Chastain
>After falling madly in love Anon and fulfilling all his sexual desires during a month long sex romp, she is killed on set filming terrence malick next flick

I'd repeat this process.

>>84531533
I'd use it on everyone involved in this Netflix adaptation

>>84531533
yes

>>84531644
You just wrote your name retard.

Probably. Not sure who I'd go after though.

>>84531667
Fine, I have her fall madly in love with like Danny D or something, have the entire thing filmed and sent to an adress, then she dies on set.

>>84531667
That's not how it works

>>84531698
Now that's a masterplan

>>84531533
Yes, but certainly not in the vigilante ways, more like terrorist toppling all the world governments at once just for fun

>>84531533
OP

>>84531841
Take that back!

>>84531533
How would you realistically start a race war in states with Death Note?

>>84531940
Write Jamal, Thyrone and Aisha in it. 90% of the niggers die, the rest chimp out

>>84531977
You can't just write a name, you have to think of their actual face while you write.

This way when you write muhammed or whatever, half the worlds population doesn't die.

>>84532067
They all look the same

>>84531977
HURR DURR KILL ALL BLACK PEOPLE LOL

>>84532067
What if I don't know the name, but I know who it is? Like if I write "that faggot cashier" would he die?

Would probably use it like Light and also for financial gains.

>>84532176
no you need to know name and be able to picture their face or it wont work

>>84531533
no, i'm not watching another garbage adaptation

>>84531533
I'd destory it before I had the chance to turn the earth into a necropolis

>>84532194
How would you use it for financial gain without outing yourself?

>>84531573
Do it

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>>84531533

>>84532262
So since I don't go outside much, my only real options are to kill celebrities and politicians.

i go on a politically charged writing spree and make the US a communist utopia

I'd probably get a database of anon's moms, so if I don't get those sweet sweet (You)s the threat will become real

>>84532561
There's always yourself

You could try that

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>>84532538
fug

>>84532522
stocks

"Benjamin Netanjahu flies a bomber with a nuke into Mecca, which he suicide bombs"

World-wide fun.

>>84532606
You mean change nothing and just let current events take their course?

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>>84532779

>>84532067
shame

>>84532522
so many ways to do that. At least as long as you don't develop a pattern or something.

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>>84531977
Humans only

I would just use it to have the obscenely rich write me into their will and then either do suicide by cop or something else that couldn't be traced to me, desu. I'll make it plausible like "I'm leaving them all my money because he sent me dick pics and I'm an extremely passionate homosexual"
Also I'd have higher ups leak secrets just to see what conspiracy theories are true.

>>84533821
Also random strangers "heart attack 30 min after buying a winning lottery ticket and dropping it x place x time" if there wasn't one in range they'd just die but I'd know if they dropped one I'd know it was a winner.

>>84533019
>Paul McCartney
>will die peacefully in his sleep, surrounded by his loved ones after a wonderful holiday, in otherwise outstanding health, in his late 90s

yes but only for personal gain, mostly would just use it to get silly rich then never use it again

>>84533940
I don't think it works if you write someone to die several years in the future
you get like 72 hours max iirc

>>84531533
>Would you?
Ask myself how I ended up in one of the dullest franchises of manga adaptation franchise history?

>>84533903
it has to be realistic, your victim still has the same very little chance of winning in lottery, not gonna work

Kill all western world leaders, one every day. Each one would choke on food. Repeat after new ones are elected.

>>84531533
I would probably just write my name on it desu.

>>84533988
I've thought a lot about this and it's not as easy as you think. The easiest method would be short companies and killing off their CEOs or people whose deaths would hurt the company, but it would be difficult to make this entirely secret, which might be necessary if enough people die and I somehow keep profiting, and even the method I mentioned is fairly roundabout.

>>84533821
This might work if you're okay with everyone thinking you somehow caused the deaths of people.

>>84532262
what if I don't know them but they are famous, like leslie jones or whatever?

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>>84534476

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>anon
>suffocation
>braaaped to death from mammario sitting upon anon's face braaping him and depriving him of oxygen

>1. The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
>2. This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.
>3. If the cause of death is written within the next 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen.
>4. If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack.
>5. After writing the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.
>6. The Death note is charged by deaths of people of color. To kill one white person, you must first kill 4 people of color to charge it.
I am not entirely sold on all the changes they've done to the lore and rules, but I can see what they are going for.

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>>84533940
Fuck off, the Beatles were the worst ear cancer ever to plague the earth and the sooner the rest of them bites the bullet, the better.

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>>84534476

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>>84534476
/t-thread

>>84532526
Do what?

>>84534489
See >>84533821

I feel like his plan could work really well aswell. But you would just have to do it once with some billionaire and you're set for life.

Sure, but not for altruistic reasons. I would kill one person that stands in my way professionally every other year.

>cant go to either heaven or hell after death if you use it
dropped

>>84534489
"bill gates gets run over by a bus after he gives away his personal fortune to 1000 randomly chosen people, one of which is myself

>>84535508
It

>>84535508
kill Dooku

>>84535614
The reason of death has to be one that's not entirely out of the realm of possibility.

>>84531533
I would touch it and chat up the death god cutie like the 2016 sequel L successor.

>>84535567
You missed the point there is no heaven or he'll once you die your dead doesn't matter what you do.

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>>84534476
is that shit possible?

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>acquire Death Note
>write "______ is killed by a masked person who is never caught" for every murder
>L has no way of ever knowing that Kira has magic powers
>L is forced to assume Kira just a regular serial killer who's super elusive or a bunch of copy cats
>never get caught

>>84535736
>there is no heaven or he'll once you die
someone is goin downstairs

>>84535622
What is it?

>>84535759
What about prison inmates, or other people whom regular serial killer couldn't reach?

>>84533019
HURR DURR BLACKS AREN'T HUMAN LOL

>>84535759
If you dont write any cause of death, they just die from a heartattack.
Who in their right mind would asume that random heart attacks are the weapon of a serial killer?

>Would you

What? fuck up casting?

I dunno you would need to try pretty hard to fuck up casting two Asian dudes and some cgi

>>84535821
>"_____ is shanked to death by a random prisoner"
literally all he had to do was not be a total narcissist and force them to write messages in blood claiming to be Kira and he'd be fine

>>84535759
iirc you can't make someone kill with it.

Accident is OK though, cmiiw.

>>84535736
In the Death Note universe there is a heaven, hell, and a limbo which is where the death gods live. Quit being autistic.

seeing as the girl had the shinigami eyes or whatever, couldnt she just tell the name to light the first time they met

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>>84535664
Forgot her pic.
Name's Arma.

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>>84535926

>>84531533
What's stopping someone just writing the name Mohammed.

Would that just kill 90% of muslims?

>>84535909
If the cause of death kills more than the intended victim it doesn't happen. Presumably they still die of a heart attack though.

>>84536029
you need their full name and you need to know what their face looks like

>>84535614
Damn, that works. Shame on me for my limited imagination.

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>kill the criminals in prisons, but make look like an riot in prison and accidents, and murder
>make a rich faggot drop a 10 million $ in cash and die after some time
>leave the country, go to east countries in europe or russia or japan.
>live comfy with 10 million $
Light was an idiot, you can't become a God you are just a Human.

>>84532755
No collateral. That's one of the rules.

>the pages of death note will never run out

guess this is why murican Light writes them all over the page in the trailer

>>84535759
you miss the point
Light wanted people to know kira existed or his plan to reform the world would have never worked

>>84535079
Jesus Raimi

>>84536147
>Light was an idiot,
There are many questionable decisions Light made. But you have to accept them or there otherwise wouldn't be a series.

>>84536147
>oh this perfectly healthy person who probably had loved ones just have all of his money to a complete stranger on the other side of the planet and then died
>nothing weird here, honest

>>84536241
>Light wanted people to know kira existed or his plan to reform the world would have never worked
That wouldn't be necessary, really, as long as people developed the idea that violent criminals would start dying.

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>>84535790
It's it

>>84536275
if you think it wouldn't be possible to become rich using the deathnote you're retarded

there are literally infinite ways to do it

>>84536446
not in the way he described it

>>84536147
>money

once he sets his mind to become God, he no longer puts any value in money, friends or women, only power.

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"Tyrone"
"Muhammed"

>>84531533
I'd write the names of hate preachers killing politicians before killing themselves. Muslims in the West will be fully deported within a decade.

>>84536555
No collateral damage. It's against the rules.

>>84536555
#notallmuslims

>>84535823
>>84532141
settle down namefag

>>84536253
>In an interview with Variety, Dafoe expressed his admiration for the film's protagonist Light Turner. "The boy just wants to make the world a better place by removing its unsavory elements. I think we need a hero like that more than ever these days. The niggers, the spics, the Jews... If they can't learn their place, we need to eradicate them. That's what Light would do."
I know it looks iffy, but Raimi knows what he's doing.

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>mfw all these people in the thread who know nothing about Death Note writing their "Ideas"

>>84536811
>actually watching anime

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>>84536763

>>84536692
He's a tripfag. Holla reddit

i'd kill george soros
(this post is parody haha)

>>84531533
When you die after using the Death Note you become a Shinigami right? Sounds better than dying.

>>84536811
I watched the anime and remember it pretty well except the rules which were needlessly convoluted.

>>84534476
I love you brother.

>>84537004
>not making him confess his sins and co-conspiritors on livestream before he gasses himself

pleb

>>84537034
There's nothing after death in the universe of the series

>>84533903
Idiot.

>>84536811
I'm trying to watch it right now because of the Netflix trailer. I figured it's an interesting concept so I might as well give the original a shot.
It's so fucking retarded, I feel offended. It's so clear it's meant for very young teens.

>>84536087
They all look inbred

>>84537130
I would strongly recommend you keep watching it. I stopped watching it initially for perhaps a similar reason, started watching again and immensely enjoyed it.

>>84537108
Well there you go. Use the DN, become a Shinigami, torment people for years to come.

>>84536555
Trips of justice

>>84536811
>i am an expert on chinese cartoons
The absolute state of you

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Would you a Ryuk?

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whose name would you write in the brapnote?

>>84537108
ryuk literally tells light you dont go to heaven or hell if you use the dess noto

>>84537255
MOMMY

>>84531977
>>84532067
You have to write their family name too. Just the first one isn't enough.

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>>84536899
There are 3 live action movies and 1 spin-off
1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRmFWegwuds 2006
2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKkkZpltc6o 2006
3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWhqOBJfU-E 2016
4 (spin off) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M7mXu_0gP4 2008

>>84535410
>Piero Scaruffi
>After resubmitting a 10/10 review for The Beatles' Revolver album and exclaiming it the be the perfection of music, he then dies of a seisure

Everyone here either wouldn't have the balls to use it or kill everyone for shits and giggles

>>84531533
watch this shitshow? No, I wouldn't.

>>84537333
Is that L spin-off just him going after a random serial-killer with the chick Kira kills at the start of the series?

>>84534029
I don't see that as one of the rules. What's preventing you from using the book to give long, healthy lives to yourself and your loved ones?

>>84537382
i doubt it

>>84537419
No it's At the end, L wrote his name himself in the notebook so Light couldn't kill him with the notebook. It's L's final days before the death note date gets to him spend on a case

>>84537122
>>84534301
They way it works is it will happen if it can, if there is a winning lottery ticket around, they'll get it. If there isn't one around, then they just die of a heart attack, so no drawback.

>>84537457
Everyone has a defined lifespan. Shinigami use the note to steal the remainder for themselves.

They (and you) can't use it to extend someone's life beyond their original death date.

>>84537664
Except for they can, it just kills them if they're a shinigami.

>>84537664
NO! They can.
Death gods just vanish after doing it, so that's why they don't do it all the time.
But Humans/Whole Lights use of the notebook when he's on the case with L is using the notebook to help him/misa survive.

Humans do this, can do this without consequences.
Also, it's not yet clear to what happens to humans when they use the note (and if touching it is the same as using it) and what happens to the lifeforce taken from victims.

>>84534476

DELETE THIS

>>84533821
Be careful when you write the behavior instruction don't write your name in it, like "Jamal will write his will to Anon"

>>84537765
The only way in which you can extend someone's lifespan with a Death Note is by directly preventing their death by killing their killer. Although I would like to know if they get "re-assigned" a new natural lifespan after the original expires.

>>84534476
only right answer ITT

>>84537765
Except we never know Light's or Misa's lifespan, so you can't say whether his use of the Note extended their lives or not.

>>84537333
>Japanese people loved the 2006 movies too much they had to beat the dead horse in 2008 and exhume the dead horse in 2016

>>84536063
What if they die of a heart attack while driving a bunch of people in a car or while flying a passenger jet?

>>84537333
Are the live action movies any good?

>>84537177
Alright, if you say so. I haven't decided to drop it yet, but the last episode I watched really put me to the test - this FBI fiancee widow took everything Light said for face value and I just couldn't believe my eyes.

>>84532538
shittiest pen

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>>84537253

>>84537865
>Although I would like to know if they get "re-assigned" a new natural lifespan after the original expires.
That is a good question.
>>84538019
In the 2016 movie Light up the NEW world, a reaper eyes person kills of riot police who are set on shoot to kill him.
And Light killing the hostage taker to save the hostages and overall killing the criminals might have saved at least one person.
>>84538133
The plot is changed a bit, but the 2008 spin off is with watching (you need a spoiler from the end of the first two) and the 2016 is a new story 10 years later (so still going with the life action 2006 ending)
>>84538082
2016 one was pretty gud, 2008 pretty comfy

>you now realize the book isn't designed to target anons

>>84538101
Everyone on board miraculously survives, I'm guessing. There are no shortcuts

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>>84538250
But it says here that the death note can indirectly shorten the lives of other people whose names are not written in the death note.

Honestly if you think about it the fact that Light somehow managed to cast suspicion on himself out of the 6-7 billion people on earth, it makes him look fucking retarded

>>84538209
Again, without knowing their actual lifespans, you can't say that wasn't what was supposed to happen, and those people weren't going to die then anyway.

The Note is part of the system when in the hands of a ignorant human.

>>84538215
You now realized Death Note is designed to make anons gods of the new world

>>84537765
>Also, it's not yet clear to what happens to humans when they use the note
It's stated that they don't go to either heaven of hell, so it's a common theory they become shinigami themselves.

>>84538082
The 2006 movies are the very very few example of successful live action adaptations
It certainly launched the Light guy into meme lord

>>84538137
I can't remember that conversation, so I can't say whether that's valid complaint. The series doesn't really get good until slightly after that.

Honestly what's the point of killing someone in any other way than the regular heart attack. Even if someone figured out people are dying with heart attacks they couldn't trace it back to you anyway, and even if they did, you didn't kill anyone directly yourself. I'd just pretty much kill anyone who annoyed me, be it near me or celebrities/politicians. I'd probably have unintended consequences, but whatever.

>>84537333
Are these all based on the manga/anime?

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>>84538137
Just wait for the big fucking masterplan. Oh boy.

>>84538406
In the Japanese original, they notice it's mostly jap-criminals in prison that die from heart attacks in alarming rates. (Japan isn't that big)
Then the schedules in which they die point to a student.
The TV-show trick, and at some point he does something that they think it's someone who knows what's going on in the Kira research team.
It's kinda like that teacher that posted on b that he liked children, with a photo from his school web-page and got found out by anons that reported him.
>>84538440
That's all still speculation, just as me.
>>84538652
the first two a lot, except the ending (it ends sooner with L being the victor)
The spin off could only be a spin off becaue of how the ending was different
and the 2016 is totally new, 10-years after the ending of the first two the killings start again!
So just skip through the LAST NAME till 3/4 +- of the movie to catch the new ending.

>>84538791
>In the Japanese original, they notice it's mostly jap-criminals in prison that die from heart attacks in alarming rates
pretty major fuckup on light's part there, why didn't he just look at a major global news outlet? he'd be able to pick the worst of the worst from all over the world

>>84538866
Are you trying to understand the mind of a retarded teenager ?

>>84538922
He was supposed to be a mature near-supergenius though

>>84538950
Super-genius, but not mature. That's the point.

>>84538866
>>84538950
It's true that it would be noticed (and he changed later on, but too late), but L was the surprising factor that went with "It's a person/group with some sort of weapon".
If it wasn't for L nobody would ever been on his tail.

>>84531533
>Dragon Ball
>D.O.A.
>Tekken
>Astro Boy
>Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

>HA HA. AMERICANS RUIN ANOTHER JAPANESE THING

>>84538614
It's basically a whole episode where Light pretends to be part of the Kira investigation to gain the widow's trust so she reveal her real name. He says he can bring her in into the investigation and basically all he needs is her ID. And she just willingly hands it to him which allows him to kill her.
Anyway I'm glad to hear it gets better, I was ready to write it off.

>>84539127
I mean, she knew for a fact that he was the son of one of the investigators and she 'saw in him something she saw in L' so it's not that far fetched that she'd believe him

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>>84539109
>pic related
but true

Also
>Ju-on
>Ringu
They even tore ringu a new one this year:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFB4eZSVgBE
>Kinocheck

>>84539127
Oh shit it gets much better

>>84538866
It's an acceptable mental flaw
And it's common to all story writers actually. All writers write their stories with disproportionate attention to their home country, no matter how globally minded their stories require.

In fact the character L is the abnormal person here. No one can be that "global". He is from an international orphanage. It's impossible for such a person to speak Japanese.

>>84531533

No I wouldn't watch it, they made L a nigger instead of an european aristocrat for NO REASON at all besides muh diversity

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>tfw though L merely pretended to be killed after realizing Watari died and that'd he would reappear later on
>tfw he didn't

>>84538866
>pretty major fuckup on light's part there
I guess he wasn't thinking. The way it's discovered that he was in the Kanto region was pretty contrived, though. Still, it would not have been that hard to evaded detection long enough for him to leave the region or perhaps the country, leading to the questionable decision of staying in Japan to track down L, a decision you have to accept or there otherwise wouldn't be a series.

>>84539441
In the life action movies he lives for a little bit longer :)
>>84539488
Suddenly leaving while you have to do tests/university would get him on the radar more.

>>84539127
It's a smart adaptation to decide to end the story in two movies instead of a fucking trilogy. It's also smart to avoid the fucking time leap after L's death and the fucking expansion with the M and N. It's smart to keep the story short and focused on one location and one timespan.

The 2008 movie is the opposite of these decisions but it's ok because the success of the two movies are achieved and closed

>>84539536
Does he still get a heart attack? Or does he die differently?

>>84533019
I think i found a loophole, i guess the heart attack thing means the heart of the victim stops and can't be reanimated.
But what if the victime is immediately plugged to a machine that pumps blood and oxygenates it right after the cardiac arrest, what would happen ?

>>84539658
He has a whole movie (the 2008 one) to go through before he dies, and that movie takes places after defeating kira 2006 the last name movie (just check from +- 3/4th of the movie or the whole to get the new ending).

>>84539488
If it's me investigating today I would ask for a NSA or Google analysis

It's impossible for a human user to hide his preference.

>>84539749
>wat if they have a machine heart

CALL JAPAN, WE GOT A NEW GUD MOVIE PLOT.

>At the end the deathking decreeds that everyone with a mechanical heart dies by choking on deathgoddicks.
>Enter multiple Hentia plot devices
>It's the best an American director has ever seen
>spawns a movie universe in USA
>Real deathgods move to another universe, we have spoiled this one too much

>>84531703
Yes, it does.

The original version had the boy write in the book like it was his journal. He wrote two names from his class buried in normal sentences and they both died.

>>84539895
Light was watching television, so you would always be limited to those people who would have access to that program. If the preference is never more clear than criminals who appear on the news, or violent criminals who are locked away, it's unlikely that his identity could ever be determined.

People would say Light is dumb to get targeted

But I would say L is like designed to be Light's opponent.

When you pick up the weapon would you imagine there is a genius who works with but not for FBI and is anonymous to the world and the government

>>84539536
>Suddenly leaving
I was proposing that he continued doing what he was doing until he left the country.

>>84531533
yes
i have prayed for this thing to come in my possession

>>84531533
Eliminate all jews and Muslims. world peace achieved.

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>>84534476
>anon has the best day ever, every meal is the best he ever had, every person he meets is the friendliest they've ever been. At sunset he falls asleep on the beach and never wakes up. The waves carry him away and no one ever finds out what happened to him.

>>84531667
Kek, Ryuk would laugh like a madman

>>84531533
I honestly never in my life felt that I want to kill someone. I mean sure, I sometimes strongly disliked people, but usually that problem is easily dealt with by avoiding those people. So no, I wouldn't.

>>84540185
Doubt Light himself wanted to kill before obtaining the power to do so.

>george sorros is walking down a street
>a amboss falls on him
>he immediately dies
>after the amboss a piano falls on his corpse aswell

>>84535759
Kira was stupid AF, he could use countless kinds of sickness and nobody would suspect him (or atleast suspect less)

"Donald J. Trump"

*sips tea whilst updating newsfeed*

>>84540068
Why would he leave the country if he just starting in one of the best universities?
>>84540326
We are talking about L here.
without L Light would have become the god he wanted to be.
The police/special team were a long time "Sure 'L' with your fucking theory".

>>84534557
That's fine, as long as you have a name and face.

I've honestly fantasized at length about this kind of thing. I'd go after the cast of a tv show, probably GoT since it's so popular. I'd start by killing actors that aren't on the show anymore and then start killing current stars in various creative ways. The shitshow and hysteria would be amazing. Or I'd kill every famous person with a certain first name.

>>84540406
>*verifies account*
>"time to kick some conservative ass!"
>finds random black book
>ask 2 random black people if its theirs
>get random glances from them
>think its because you're white and because of Drumf
>write Donald J Drumf instead of Trump because its triggering and you're shaking too much 4 times in a row because you're assblasted
>that leads to the death of the writer
>murmur "fuck whit-" as you close your eyes

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As popular as the animu/manga was when they came out, why was there never a follow-up story post-S2? Seems like a premise that you can milk for all it's worth. I mean if Code Geass is getting a new season this year why not DN.

>>84540442
Again, I didn't say he would immediately leave, just not take steps to become as close as possible to L, even going so far as to narrow the possible group of people that could be Kira from the entire Kato region to the team trying to find Kira and their families. Doing this put him precariously close to being found out and wasn't really necessary because it would have been much easier to perpetually evade detection than kill L using the means he did.

>>84531533
>Adolf Hitler

Now I'll watch as I save the world

>>84540708
It kills,it doesn't revive.

>>84531533
use it? yes

kill all the evil in the world, such as ISIS fucks, cartel fucks, a certain EU leader, rapefugees, a certain American etc

>>84531533

I would and I'd make this world a damn better place.

I wouldn't fuck up as bad as Light either.

I would be a trolling deathgod giving it to dyslexic people:
>If a Death Note owner accidentally misspells a name four times, that person will be free from being killed by the Death Note. However, if they intentionally misspell the name four times, the Death Note owner will die.

Why didn't Ryuk give his life and save Light?Like Rem did for Missa

>>84541313
Ryuk didn't give a shit about Light and found him boring at that point

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>>84540526

>>84537333
I started watching the first film. Wow, this movie sure sucks, as it's done in that melodramatic, low-budget incompetent Japanese style. I would stop watching it if I weren't interested in how they treated this story, or didn't want context for the third film and the spin-off.

>>84540406
I think this would be the objectively best solution.
>"Donald Trump" first
>"Mike Pence" a few months later after he's been sworn in
>media starts making jokes about what a weird coincidence it is that two sitting presidents would have heart attacks in the same year
>minor shambles as everyone decides how fair the process of appointing the new president is
>eventually dies down, a new guy takes office
>leave it a couple of months
>"new guy" gets written
>everyone loses their shit, conspiracy theorists go mad, doomsday preachers use this as evidence that the end is nigh, democrats claim that a divine power is punishing the republican party
>big hullaballo about who will take over, eventually random guy does
>write nothing for a while
>on the second anniversary of the death of trump, "random guy"
>keep this going, kill the newly appointed leader on the anniversary of trump's death every year
>watch the institutions that be shit themselves as no one is prepared to be president anymore

Someone should make a tv series about that

>>84541313
Light is a bitch

>>84532141
It would make the world a better place and you know it.

>>84531703
Yes it is, its the first fucking rule.

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>>84541654

>liberals making deathnote fantasies in 2017 about Trump

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAGHAHHAHAHAHAHAHJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

How do you even address something this pathetic?

>>84531644
>>84531667
Easy, change it to an address and make it so she just fucks anyone she sees for a month
Blindfold her and lock her up somewhere

>>84541793
>implying
I'd write "hillary" except there'd be no point she isn't the president
in this case, i'm actually being more anarchistic but it barely counts since I'm not american
>stay triggered

>>84541908

If you're going to make an excuse, stick with one sweetheart. Now back to your roleplaying.

>>84541654
top cringe

>>84541793
Fuck off. You missed the point completely, and it wasn't about killing Trump, but having a situation where absolutely nobody wanted to be president and facing the prospect of a president being killed in an unstoppable and mysterious fashion. Not even him and I'm probably more right-wing than you are.

>>84541793
>geography and landmass is more important than actual votes to republicans

Must be hard knowing your party has to cheat to win elections.

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>>84541974
>>84541998
>trumptards are THIS triggered whenever anyone doesn't suck Trump's cock

How does it work? What do i gave to give back?

>>84542093

Why'd you stop larping sweetheart? What happens when u write his name in the deathnote!!

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>>84542093
>>84542048
>>84542019

her turn intensifies

>>84535614
You have to make sure not to write your own name or you'll die too. However, you could write "after leaving it to the person who wrote Bill's name on the death note."

>>84542126
>thread about what you'd do if you had a deathnote
>write out a situation
>"omg what cringe, lolberals amirite?"
what did he mean by this?

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>>84542181

>the state of libcucks
Still cringing, tell me another drumpf death note fantasy.

>>84531533
>Warren Buffet, after investing one billion dollars in the newly formed XYZ Holdings LLC, based in the Cayman Islands, he will be so distraught at his worst business decision ever he will hang himself.
Probably wouldn't actually do this to Warren, would research names and faces of OPEC oil Sheiks or something.

>>84535567
That was a fake rule. There is no heaven or hell. If you read manga light figures that out pretty quickly.

>>84531533
How many pages does the notebook have? Can you run out of pages?

>>84542593
a death note cannot run out of pages

>>84542593
Apparently it refills magically. Otherwise Light would've ran out of pages in like two days.

>>84537333
anywhere online I can stream this hot nonsense? I'm not gonna torrent it. Also damn dude those numbers which of sequential repetition.

>>84536585
What happens if you write X kills Y then write

Y killed by X

Technically both are called to die, and there's no collateral.

>>84542790
You can't command someone to kill someone. A death note writing is to influence only one person.

Ordering a pilot to suicide mid-flight will cause him to die of heart attack as soon as they land.

>>84542790
you can't write that X kills Y specifically, but it is possible to manipulate both people with the death note to make that situation

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>>84540130
b-b-b-beautiful

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>>84536597
#notallmuslims

>>84542790
both die of heart attacks. read the rules.


in all honesty light shouldn't have killed lind l taylor.

that was just out of character and the single plot device that began the investigation.

>>84531533
Hmm..It's kinda dirty, but sure I'd fuck the book.

>>84541793
Did you stop reading after he mentioned Trump? It's literally about going down the line until the whole concept is moot. Hell, it'd probably be a good thing to stop four-year terms.

>>84543120
Both are technically written in the note, although I guess the act of making someone kill another does change the circumstance.

>>84541654
I do this but I'll have the presidents write "you don't want to know" before he suicides.

>>84536293
WHAT IS IT

>>84545038
use the Death Note

>>84531533
>Jaqen H'ghar

>>84542728
I remember the death gods had to go back to big death god to get new books. The books are given no questions asked. But Ryuk hadn't been back since he met Light

Of course not, if the death note exists then heaven and hell also exist.

What would be the use of money if i'm fated for oblivion after a few years? I would rather go to heaven or reincarnate.

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>writes Donald Trump on it
>post a picture of the book on /pol/
>watch fat neckbeards explode and cry about it

>>84545901
if this were reddit i would give you reddit gold for that

>>84545832
If you use the Death Note you won't go to heaven or hell.

And let's face it, you're here, you're going to hell. So you might as well use it to save yourself from that.

>>84545901
>Immediately get caught
>spend life in prison just to watch /pol/ melt

>>84545901
Wow FBI will be onto you so quick they don't even have to call L

>>84545968
That's my point though. Why would i use the death note if there actually is an afterlife?

>>84546014
...Because hell is bad?

>>84545968
>And let's face it, you're here, you're going to hell

>implying i'm not the biggest moralfag on earth and that's precisely why i'm here

>>84546049
I would not go to hell though.

I don't remember the rules

Could I use it to kill myself?

>>84545970
>>84545983
>Implying if Trump died of a heart attack there wouldn't be ten thousand Facebook Death Note posts.

>Trump died suspiciously
>Kira Anon was laughing his ass off
>suddenly a video streaming flashed on his computer
>It's Barack Hussein L Obama daring Kira Anon to kill him
>knowing this was a bait, Kira Anon simply cannot resist the temptation to kill Obama L live
>case solved

>>84545983
easy
>write FBI on the book

>>84546101
Yeah you would, you filthy deviant.

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>>84546320
>>write FBI on the book

>>84545970
you mean
>get raped and violently killed in prison by the aryan brotherhood just to watch /pol/ rage for a day or two

>>84545503
The man must give a name

>>84542158
Again, I'm probably more right-wing than you are and I voted for Trump, but you're just a shitposter.

I remember the range limit of behavior manipulation was called bullshit by people back then

Like Light was only allowed to make people do things they wanted to do otherwise they would just drop dead

Yet Light can make the FBI widow to turn around and commit suicide because she already wanted to die

>>84531533
What are the chances this will be good?

>>84548198
it's netflix so it's already shit even before you think about how they changed light to some beta mentally ill white guy and changed the smartest european-russian-asian to a nigger

>>84531533
I would probably spend the first night I get it awake and trying to correct the world wrongs. Also I would kill the entire North Korea chain of command,just to see what happens.

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>>84548198
I just hope it doesnt fuck up her career up

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>>84542048
>cities should rule over the whole country like fucking feudal japan

>>84531533
using it condemns you to eternity in purgatory after you die so i wouldn't use it.

>>84547702
One of the eyecatch rules literally says that the potential for suicide exist within everyone, so it's always a valid option.

>>84548747
nothing happens after death anyway so it doesnt matter really

>>84549302
>he doesn't know about Second Life

>>84548747
One of the little bits of text states something cheeky like "However, normal humans go to purgatory when they die as well."

So in the Death Note world, heaven and hell do not exist and this purgatory thing is a trick by the shinigami to get people to rationalize using it. Like "Well, if I kill someone I'd go to hell anyway so if I use this Death Note I can go to purgatory instead."

>>84531977
>>84532176
What is with all the faggots who participate in these threads and don't know how the Death Note actually works. Watch the fucking series you plebs, it's on Netflix.

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>>84548629
>more people's opinions should matter less than fewer people's

>>84549505
>democracy

>>84548232
>smartest european-russian-asian
When was it confirmed that was L's ancestry?

>>84549521
fuck knows i hear it here all the time so i just repeat it

>>84549516
If you don't like it, leave

>>84549562
But 4chan is not a democracy.
Reddit is.

>>84549541
>fuck knows i hear it here all the time
Okay. I think it's total bullshit. The only indication of L's ancestry was that was an orphan in England.

>>84549596
reddit is a cuckocracy

>>84549611
well either way he is definitely asian/asian-white

>>84549626
Yes, it's a democracy, I said that.

>>84549676
Based on what? Because he speaks Japanese?

>>84549709
yeah actually you're right he's clearly a nigger

>>84546105
yes

>>84549737
Wait, never mind, I didn't get the point of your post, lol.

>>84531533
>danny davito rapes donald trump to death on camera

>>84531533
bLacked

>>84540582
Because it needs a writer as good as the original and Tsugumi Ohba won't write a sequel.

Anyone else would just make it shit.

>>84532561
L would easily deduce that you're a basement dweller if you only kill people that has appeared on TV.

>>84531533
If the note is real then that would mean the price for using it would be real also.

I'm not sure if being stuck eternally in limbo is worth the brief worldly gains from murdering a bunch of people. I wouldn't use it, under any circumstance.

Not to mention anyone who uses it, is met with grave misfortune and misery before they die anyway. Not worth at all.

>>84549960
>L would easily deduce that you're a basement dweller
Oh no, I'm caught at that point.

>>84550063
>being stuck eternally in limbo
I believe that in the Death Note world it doesn't matter if you choose to use the note or not.Death will lead to the same place if anywhere.

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>>84541394
>>84541659
But he fed him apples

>>84550187
There is a clear distinction made between the afterlife of those who use the Death Note and those who do not.

The ins and outs might have been slightly lost in translation, but I'm certain that there is some form of eternal downfall for it's use.

Not to mention there isn't really any singular person I'd want to kill, so I'd have no use for it at all.

>>84531658
came here to say this
sage