Transformers: The Last Knight

It certainly knows how to take chinks money.

>>84528117
The poster must have taken AT LEAST 20 minutes to make in photoshop. That's dedication to the franchise.

The toy of Megatron is quite good this time

The tv commercial/music video cinematography, slom-mo, continuity errors, and fast editing make Bay's action movies the best ever!

I love how all the Transformers look the same especially when fighting have little if any dialog are barley in their own movie.


IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SHAKESPEARE

IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT TOYS WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

ALL I WANTED WAS ROBOTS PUNCHING EACH OTHER AND THATS WHAT I GOT

WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING IT'S AN ACTION MOVIE IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE A PLOT

IT'S A KIDS MOVIE

EXPLOSIONS

IT'S A SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD

LEAVE YOUR BRAIN AT THE DOOR

I liked having Colonel Awesome and General Balding-Ginger back.

>>84528117
the air battle at the end looked really good in IMAX 3D.

based cogman

based hopkins

the scene with megatron and the lawyers

>>84528117
Cogman was the best.
Also I managed to fall asleep in the last 20 minutes.
Felt refreshed and better after that..did I miss anything ?

I like how the British people are all portrayed like Bay has only ever heard of the UK third hand from the Chinese government

How could Megatron have been working with Quintessa the whole time? Was this way back before leaving Cybertron?

>the Transformers fought in WW2

you absolute madmen

Moaner is prime for a dicking.

>>84528117
I liked the medievil beginning.

>>84528407
is there anybody that didn't fight in WW2 ? I'm starting to feel sorry for Hitler at this point

>>84528127
Not really. 82% friday to friday drop.

>>84528117
Nitro Zeus

Time stop gun was cool

Can we have a Transformers film where Megatron gets to do something?

>>84528197
EXPLOSIONS! EXPLOSIONS! EXPLOSIONS!

-- Robot Chicken (re: Michael Bay)

>there... fixed it for you

>Stonehenge was right at the centre of Pangea

That was actually pretty clever

>>84528474
>is there anybody that didn't fight in WW2 ?
The french

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>>84528117
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA they didn't even try to make Bumblebee's hand properly grip the shaft of the hammer thingy. What a lazy fucking job.

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>>84528730

>>84528730
fuck you my mother was french

>>84528117
At the very least I can say it certainly was a movie

>>84528855
>was

What is she now?

Can Michael Bay stop trying to put stories in his action-oriented movies?
I almost fell asleep during that long ass scene when they were in the junkyard with the autobots and that stupid hispanic loli.

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>Say hello to your wife for me!

What did Nitro Zeus mean by this?

>>84528916
Submarine shit was worse

>>84528905
african ;^)

>>84528926
Oh fucking hell don't remind me.
God that shit was cringy. The forced romance made me want to throw my head into a spike.
I also laughed at bumblebee being on Earth since 1940s because that completely breaks the story of the first bayformers movies so hard.

I respect Bay for casting two women as the protagonists and a third as the antagonist. very feminist of him

Why aren't there any black transformers?

>>84529046
Jazz was black,as is the green parachute one in the newer movies who's name I don't remember.

>>84529018

Isn't Cade's daughter going to be pissed that her stepmom is the same age as her?

>>84529188
>same age as her

Doesn't English girl have 3 PhDs? I don't care how smart she is, no way she did that by 22

>>84528905
BLACKED

>>84529046
transformers 2 got a lot of shit for having two transformers act like stereotypical ghetto niggers

>>84529247
the twins were mexican

>>84529064

He's Aussie.

>>84528316
He was just mind-controlled as Plan B right?

Why don't Cade and the Autobot gang just hide out in Cuba?

>>84529312
>>84528316
That bugged the fuck out of me as well.
Where the fuck did Quintessa suddenly come from? Why do the Decepticons suddenly follow her without question? Why the fuck is it never explained WHY The Decepticons are following her?

>>84528117
It eventually ends

>>84529312

When was he mind controlled? Before he crashlanded on Earth which could have been thousands of years ago?

>>84529380
When he steals the sceptre from Optimus, he has that half-red face thing that Optimus had when he was mind controlled.

Presumably it happened sometime between fleeing the town battle and him stealing the staff.

Since we've got a sequel in 2019 what other historical revelation regarding transformers is gonna occur?

Is Jesus Christ going to be a Transformer?

>>84529460
>Is Jesus Christ going to be a Transformer?

It was Cogman all along

If the Transformers have been doing shit on earth and messing with human history since the dawn of mankind, why is that the in the first movie they are so lost and ignorant about us?

>>84529247

They were Mexican, dipshit

>>84529491
Optimus must have had amnesia. He clearly didn't mention this Knights Explorer shit

>>84529479

What is Cogman's deal anyway? If he a headmaster whos body got blown up?

>>84529519
´Bee also had some of that amnesia, as he's been around since WWII at least.

How did Sentinel Prime already know English when Optimas woke him back up in Dark of the Moon?

In TF1 they learnt English from the internet.

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>DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
>Multiple beheadings

What did he mean by this?

>>84529981
The line was "did you forget who I am?" and was follwed up with "I'm Optimus Fucking Prime".

It was just a general statement of badassery

>>84529956
>>84529491
The answer is simple: Bay and the writers don't care, they just make up shit up as they go on. I guarantee Bay doesn't even remember what happened in the first movie.

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>>84528117

At least it wasn't as bad as Batman vs. Superman or Man of Steel.

Is Cade supposed to be the descendant of King Arthur?

What happened to Excalibur? It's forgotten after Optimus stopped being the bad guy.

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>Still the best Transformers movie ever made.

>>84530159
>COW BEEP BAAAWAA MEEP, MINICON?

>>84530088
ok Evans we're all excited for the next embarrassment of Kevin Feige. Atleast Bay has the sense of making his films cinematic, something lost on Marvelshit.

>>84529491

in TF1 we see bumblee on Earth helping sam and it's only later Optimus and the others arrive after him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHyaVvekWek

>>84530331
>>84530088

How did you fall for such basic bait? flashing neon sign and everything and you still took it.

>>84530194
*BAH WEEP GRAGNAH WEEP NINI BONG

Marky Mark's gf is better looking than his daughter from the last movie

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>>84530456
Yeah... ha, that was it. I must have just remembered it wrong, haha : )

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>>84530496
Nah

>>84528245
You can probably just watch the bits you missed on youtube

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>>84530649
>>84530496

Haddock looks like Megan Fox right after her first surgery

>>84530712
Right at the start of the polo-playing scene I genuinely thought it was Megan Fox

Bay has a type

>>84528905
dead

>>84530649

who is this semen sipper?

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>nazi germany
>they invented the vw beetle
>bumblebee is still not a vw beetle!

Reeeeeeeee!

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Would have been funnier if they used this photo for Spike.

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>>84530726
>Bay has a type

Sure does

>>84530159
Will we ever see Unicron in a live action movie?

>>84531407
Yes, Transformers 6

>>84531407

The next one. Judging by the mid credits scene.

>>84530061
this desu

>>84531407

Earth was Unicron the whole time

>>84531414
>>84531419
I wonder how they will manage to fuck him up.

Getting flashbacks to Galactus as a giant cloud right now.

>>84531511

Its already established in Last Knight that Earth has a Molten Core it can't be a Transformer Planet. Also Unicron has 2 horns but 6 horns have sprouted. Bay is probably making up all this stuff as he goes along of course.

>>84531541
Darth Maul-icron

>>84528117
I's good that it's losing money.

>>84531541
Extra horns are fine, as long as he is still a fucking massive planet who transforms into an even bigger humanoid form

>>84531904
>transforms

Unicron is Earth. He ain't transforming into shit

>>84531918
Wait... that anon was serious?

>>84532618
Yeah? That's the plot of the movie. Turns out Earth is Unicron, so the alien who created the Transformers brings Cybertron to Earth in order to steal Unicron's energy and revive Cybertron.

>>84532618

It's not even an original idea, TF Prime the series did it too

>>84532657
Well that's fucking stupid, even for bayformers

>>84533072
It's completely out of nowhere. In the third movie Sentinal Prime had to come up with some bullshit tech to do that, now this bitch alien can do it on a whim

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>>84531541
I assumed the horns weren't his actual horns but the spikey mouth bits seen in pic related with Stonehenge being the exact center of his mouth.

>>84530159
and best stled robots. without CAD... how did they do it?

>>84532657

Earth being Unicron kind of explains why Humans keep backstabbing the Transformers in every film. Mother Earth is telling them these robots can't be trusted.

>>84528117
>absolutely gorgeous lighting that puts Terrence Malick to shame
>breathtaking visuals and photography
>flawless soundmixing
>as the film progresses, Bay abandons both dialogue and narrative structure in favour of an almost sixty minutes long, tour de force action scene that satturates the senses to the utter limit
>universally despised by feeble-minded critics

Alas, humankind is not yet ready for transcendent kino!

They kept the trend where Optimus gets more violent in each movie.

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>>84533408

At least he doesn't kill the villain after surrendering.

>>84533587
What exactly were they supposed to do with Sentinal after they spared his life? Not like they have a transformer prison they can put him in

>>84533587

>killing a genocidal maniac is bad

Remember when he killed Ironhide for disagreeing with him? truly worth incarceration and eventual redemption.

Mad dogs need to be put down.

>>84533633
Except that in the newest one there is literally a transformer prison where they put them in.

>>84533633
>>84533667

Okay fine, what about Megatrom? He saves Prime's life in part 3 but Prime axes him without even saying thanks.

>>84534008
Megatron fucked their planet up in the first place. He's beyond salvation, like Hitler.

>>84534044
>like Hitler
he didnt fucked his homeland up

>prime shows up at cybertron
>"what happened to my home? Why is half of it missing?"

Did Prime forget the 3rd movie when they interrupted the teleportation halfway? There were so many other references to the battle of Chicago and the 3rd movie.

>at the end cade talks down to the tfr ablut how they all gave up on prime
>the guy who left in the last movie, and when he showed up in this one told them he was going to kill all of them to bring back cybertron
>never mind all of the secrets about autobot history on earth that prime isn't telling them
>considering that was the plot of the 3rd movie when Prime yelled at the humans for not telling him the space bridge was on the moon

I think they were in the right to not trust tthe autobots. Especially considering how many people they kill in this one.

>>84534516
There are so many continuity errors in this one. They are referrencing elements from the previous movies, but entirely ignore what happened in them at the same time.

>>84528117
Arthur is hot. A good modern King Arthur movie never ever

>>84534778
I liked the DAvid Becham movie

is the torrent out yet

>>84530456
NOW GIVE THEM AN ENERGON GOODIE

>>84534867
Camrip with Chink subs yeah

>>84534867
you seriously shouldn't watch this movie, this is definitely the worst transformers movie and the worst michael bay movie I have ever seen.

>>84528117
It was better than 4 even though that's not saying much

>>84531407
Well after this one we've apparently been looking at him since the first movie.

>>84528117
It made me love the 86 movie more than I ever thought possible.

i doubt michael bay directed this movie. someone probably ghost directed it for him while he collected the millions of dollar bills fucking hot sluts in his mansion. thats why it was so fucking shit. easily "michael bay"'s worst movie 'he' ever made

>>84535191
>better than 4

4 had some good robot fights, it mostly focused on Prime, not Wahlberg, and had a plot that you can ignore. There also weren't so many bad jokes excluding the weird underage sex conversation.

Here it's mostly military shooting useless bullets at the robots, quick cuts + shaky cam for bot fights. The story focuses and Wahlberg + the chick as the chosen ones, and is so aggresively dumb and in your face that you can't "turn your brain off and enjoy it lel".

No redeeming qualities other than parts of that 3 min optimus vs bumblebee fight and Hopkins enjoying himself.

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Look, it's the first draft of the script from the 6th movie!

>>84528117
Megatron looked cool I guess

>>84535379
>Galvatron comes back but he's Megatron again with no explanation
>Unicron is dead but now's getting revived
>a quintesson is present and tries to take control of Unicron to save its planet
>Megatron tries to take control of Unicron
>Optimus's a dumb asshole
>deceptions are introduced but are unlikeable and barely get some screen time
>humans are unlikable especially the main character
>series is considered a piece of shit
Sounds about right

>>84534109
He did by losing.

>>84533408
What? I was disappointed that they didn't have him up his mutilation game this time around. >>84529981 was his most violent scene and it hardly lives up to his track record of bisections, face ripping, point blank shotgun blasts and spine removals. He's less violent evil than when he's fighting for good.

>>84535577
>Galvatron comes back but he's Megatron again with no explanation
Pay attention brainlet

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>>84533358
>>as the film progresses, Bay abandons both dialogue and narrative structure in favour of an almost sixty minutes long, tour de force action scene that satturates the senses to the utter limit

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>>84528117
I liked Nitro Zeus

>>84538430

>angered by the death of Shockwave

so he's like Mac from Predator?

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>>84538430
He reminded me of this guy which isn't really a good thing but at least it was some characterization

>>84528474
>is there anybody that didn't fight in WW2 ? I'm starting to feel sorry for Hitler at this point
Wonder Woman

>>84538822

>double dubs

confirmed

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>>84528117
- I thought the climax was pretty neat to look at.
- It was nice to see William Lennox again, I like his character the most in this franchise.
- Cogman.
Megatron's new design and that he has a flight mode again is pretty cool.
- The medieval part was also pretty interesting, would like to see a whole story based on that but sadly we will never see that.

Those things were cool but I hated rest of this mess. What the fuck was up with the humor, it was so awkward, no one in my theater laughed at a single joke.

>>84528267
kek this

Where are the transgender Transformers?

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>>84528117
>18 more days till its out here
fuck I want to watch it

>>84536091
the one where he murders the 2 knights was more violent, the beheading, outside of the slow motion, was too fast

>>84528117
It was the last one

>>84529018
>I also laughed at bumblebee being on Earth since 1940s because that completely breaks the story of the first bayformers movies so hard.

It actually doesn't. Bumblebee was already on Earth and it's never stated when he arrived.

>>84530139
No. Excalibur was a Cybertronian weapon and the knight in the ship gave it to Cade in talisman form.

>>84540284
I think Bay needs to realize the novelty of his humor has worn off. It's needlessly forced everywhere. Just ditch it. People don't watch Transformers for the quips.

But yeah the ending battle looked great. Some good wide shots in there.

>>84528197
>LEAVE YOUR BRAIN AT THE DOOR
You sure know how to do that, right?

I thought Megatron was now Galvatron or something
Like he was made out of those Transformer nanobots