TMNT and Transformers

>>84522473
But they already have, Michael bay is the ultimate auteur and pleb filter

>Christopher Nolan
>Transformers and Ninja Turtles

Fuck outta here. Christopher Nolan's "MUH REALISM" is the worst thing to happen to capeshit ever, I can't imagine how hard he'd fuck up Optimus Prime.

Now that Neo-80's is a real thing in cinema, they need to go balls to the wall with bright colors and synthwave. Have Adam Wingard direct the next Transformers, with a soundtrack by Mitch Murder and the Cybertronic Spree.

>>84522473
Well the easiest one to reboot would be TMNT, only little CGI as possible for the turtles, think of Abe in Hellboy.

Then the vibe could be totally realistic like in Batman Begins or it could be a slightly different reality like in Watchmen or it could be a mix like in Punisher: War Zone, that would actually work best.

Then Transformers would always look cartoony no mater what you do, the most realistic way would be like the mechas in Pacific Rim.

>>84522473

both are turbo obviously IPs only for children but autistic turbo manchildren think they should be dark and mature for some god for saken reason

>>84522554
>MUH REALISM" is the worst thing to happen to capeshit eve

Sorry to break it to you but all your beloved Batman movies with Keaton were insipired by MUH DARK masterpiece known as The Dark Knight Returns so before spewing shit out your mouth know your history and respect the legacy.

You are dead wrong if you think Nolan is the first person to bring capeshit into the real world in movies, watch Unbreakable, Defendor, Special, and come at me later.

>>84522612

>The Dark Knight Returns
>realistic

Is that the same Dark Knight Returns where Batman hits Superman point-blank with a nuclear warhead, while fighting mutants in a junkyard and establishing a citywide gang of Batmen?

>>84522709
Yes that one, the fact that there are mutants etc doesnt matter you know what I mean, they show a Batman that actually gets the shit beat out of him and he doesnt magically beat 10 guys up.

Look we could be arguing this forever, I dont really give a shit about transformers or tmnt that much.

>>84522473
if you honestly believe those two shitty toy commercial franchises had anything innately worthwhile about them, you're a moron. we're pretty much lucky with the live adaptations that we got.

>>84522927
They are not shitty ips

>Band of Turtles that fight oppression and racism but nonetheless defend the people of NYC from ninjas

>Two robot factions in an eternal civil war, the Decepticons (Communists) and the Autobots being the present government. Megatron wins the public through his promises of equality and socialism. Megatron sons goes Stalin/Mao mode once in power and the Autobots fight the Decepticons until their planet literally faces destruction.

TMNT2 was unironically kino

>>84523241
Yeah both of those synopsis sound like a literal 5 year old rambling. Transformers and TMNT were, at their time, popular shows for people with tiny developing brains. If you made a movie with that as your target then yeah it would be easy as fuck because you can just peddle trash.

Targeting both that kid and his Dad though is the real tricky thing. That's actually an intricate dance and it isn't easy to do. Bayformers wasn't made to change your life or change your mind about some important shit, it was made to make both parents and their kids enjoy a fun ride. The fact that the first actually objectively succeeded at this is a triumph, because they were essentially working with nothing and most franchise "based on a" whatever shit like this bombs. The average audience member has heard of Transformers and seen the toys and that's basically it, but it charmed them anyway. I mean if you are "deep into Transformers lore" or something you are probably autistic