If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you. There is a trash

All the more reason for me to make a mess, earn those pennies wagecuck

>lmao @ this faggot

>>84520747
why is there a demon at the top right?

>>84520798

that's the single mother's true form

I shat in the theater seat before because I hate wagecucks.

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>>84520747
Seriously this.
I worked at a bowling alley once upon a time and we had to stop selling popcorn because of shit like this. There is something about popcorn that brings out the worst in people.

>>84520747
I went to see a walk to remember at a midnight showing in a dollar theater. I was gonna get it on to some sweet sweet Mandy but then I couldn't get past the terrible acting. So I took a dump in the back row of the theater and left half way in.

>>84520938
moar?

>>84520834
I often take a piss at the theater, no joke. I do it on the entrance aisle, the rest of the viewers can't see me but I can still the screen.

>>84520938
This girl is so pretty I want to die

>>84521015
I wear diapers at the theater because it turns me on

>>84521023
Do what I do. Drink and do push ups until you can't feel feelings anymore.

>>84520938
this. popcorn is a tool of the devil and nothing good will come of it

>>84520747
That mess is the reason you have a job cleaning it up, champ.

>>84521054
Evening /sp/eddit

Get a better job then faggot

Sincerely, someone who used to have you're job and got a better one because it sucked.

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>>84521141
Salutations

Like this post if you love putting liquid cyanide into your local theater's water supply