Save my career Cruise edition

>>84520125
Easy peasy Tom.

1- Make Top Gun 2 vs. Aliens
2 - Make a movie about the producer from Tropic Thunder
3 - Play Handsome Jack in the Borderlands movie

>>84520318
Ok so borderlands it is!

Tom, give us at least one more sci fi kino buddy.
thanks, your fans.

>>84520318
Make sure to staple that mask to his face, and when he bleeds out, hire a team of puppeteers to move him around like he's still alive.

>>84520455
Unironically needs to make the Scientology origin story.

>>84520417
If he embraces his crazy, I could see it working.

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>>84520125
Borderlands has a huge austitic fanbase who would pay to see AIDSbot and Moxxi's tits on screen

>>84520125
Main antagonist in Saw 8 would be kino.

Borderlands is the only thing Gearbox can't fuck up and they are good at fucking up. That's guaranteed bank and a cinematic universe kino.

Tropic Thunder sequel with his character as the main protagonist

>>84520751
Hey now

>>84520125
Make him play the cowboy in a reboot of the Indian in the Cupboard.

>>84520125
Didn't the Scientologists tell him he's immortal?
So he's probably not planning a retirement.

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>>84520125
>I'M SLIDIN OVER CARS WHILE I SHOOT
>I THINK THAT I'M TOM CRUISE

https://youtu.be/k4tQGd65bqc?t=3m43s

>>84520125

big dick playa

>>84521443
He is immortal! A new wife will be chosen soon and she will be a young Hollywood starlet. Word is it's Emma Stone.

"Tom, just redo the Mummy but join her in the end as her immortal king and lover."

>>84520125
be the new wolverine

don't have to stand on applebox for once

>>84520861
Who would play moxxie?

>>84520318
On the topic of #1, he's attached to a live action adaptation of the Japanese novel Yukikaze.

>>84520125
>implying Tom won't be alright the moment we get footage of his MI6 crazy stunt

I'm betting on him jumping out of a rocket straight into the sea where he will dive 100 meters deep to retrieve a bomb covered in spikes.

>>84520125

>All these people picking Borderlands

Video game movies are invariably awful. It's a law of nature.

>>84524847
I don't know I think the cocaine movie will be the one that brings him back might even get him some noms.

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>>84520125

>Tom "I am so sick of all these shit roles. What have you got for me?"

>Agent "Hey Tom how about playing the Brendan Fraser character from the Mummy movie?"

>Tom "But isn't he like... JUST?"

>Agent "He was but he's doing much better now. Universal Picture are rebooting the classic horror movie franchise and they need to you make it cum diamonds."

>Tom "I like cum. But didn't Universal already try to reboot this shit before?"

>Agent "Oh you mean Van Helsing with Hugh Jackman?"

>Tom "That was so gay."

>Agent "Or The Wolfman with Benicio del Toro?"

>Tom "That was beyond retarded."

>Agent "Or Dracula Untold?"

>Tom "That film made me want to go out and kill people then throw myself into an actual river made up of vomit and diarrhoea. I have a headache now."

>Agent "Well don't worry this technically be a sequel to The Scorpion King 4: Quest for Power with that old dude that used to play the Hulk in the 70's."

>Tom "This is gonna work."

>Agent "This is gonna so work."

>Tom "The kids are gonna love it."

>Agent "The kids are gonna love you, Tom."

>Tom "I am cumming already."

>Agent "I know. I love you."

>Tom "I love me too."

>>84525879
Hey don't post that picture here or we will get hacked by the elite Scientology hackers. They are alerted every time it's posted here.