I never understood this Why did the police want to arrest Spiderman?

>>84519602
Cuz he stinks and I don't like'em!

>>84519602
Because he denies the Holocaust.

because he's a menace!

>>84519602
nine11

>>84519602

Vigilantism is illegal. Cop just trying to do his job.

Spidey also gets shit on by Jameson, so a lot of people probably believed he was a genuine criminal.

>>84519602

they think he's black

They suspected that he was responsible for all the anti-semitic graffiti on high-rise buildings

>>84519891
what a terrible name for an airline

>>84519602
He's a vigilante and he's technically breaking the law by going around and breaking criminal's bones.
But when Batman does it, it's okay

>>84519602
He said offensive words

>>84519602
HE'S A MENACE

>>84519602
He makes me SHIT.

He was involved in 9/11

>>84520397
either way, it was a national tragedy

>>84520445

batman has money

>>84519602
Why not?

NO MORE DEAD COPS

he stole a guy's pizza once

>>84519602
Because he's a menace.

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>>84524546
Then why did they never arrest Dennis

>>84524630
why the fuck did I laugh so hard at this

>>84519602
Trespassing.
Jaywalking.
Webswinging without license.

he thought that spidy was a mentally disturbed guy with a ridiculuous costume on, which reflects the reality that anything that happens in that movie is the fantasy of a schizophrenic virgin.

government has a monopoly of force

if citizens realize that problems can be solved through voluntarism, the illusion of government authority evaporates, and the system collapses

>>84519747
KEK

>>84519602
Marvel's civs hate superheroes on principle, especially X-men

>>84524809
There'd just be a new system in its place with exactly the same rules. S'why anarchy is stupid.

>>84519602
Because his derogatory comments against Bonesaw are considered a hate crime.

>>84519747
>I'll be waiting here with Elie Wiesel when you get back
>Not coming back, chief jew

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>>84524809
Only good post on this entire board right now

Well done

>>84525586

Oh yeah, because crowdsourcing policing society is just a genius plan with no downsides.

>>84525586
>There'd just be a new system in its place with exactly the same rules.

>>84519602
He's on FBI's most wanted list for stealing pizzas. And for burning several synagogues to the ground.

>>84525671
I never condoned that, all I did was vouch for the other guys assesment
>>84525730
Obviously not

You two seriously miss-understood my point

>Spider-Man goes around calling himself "The Human Holocaust"

gee, I wonder why they wanted to arrest him?

>>84524809
>voluntarism
If you are doing this job properly you will want to get paid for it stupid asshole.

>>84519602
>you will never get to see Spiderman vs. Simon Wiesenthal in Spiderman 4(th Reich)

Gee thanks, hate speech laws

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>I wanna... act. On stage.
>Really? Well that's perfect. You were awesome in all the school plays. I came like a milky fountain when you played Cinderella. I still jerk off to the memory of your toes in them glass slippers. I only wish I could have praised and worshipped your feet in front of everybody while you laughed and spat on me.
>Peter, that was first grade.
>Well, even so...

What purpose did telling us that Peter not only had a foot fetish, but an exhibitionist one serve Raimi?

>>84519602
>an epidemic of citizens of jewish descent seen suspended from webs outside churches with swastikas tattoo'd onto their foreheads and "SPIDEY WHITEY KNOWS WHAT'S RIGHTY FOR THE KIKEY" written in black paint underneath them

Gee, I wonder why they wanted Spiderman out!