5>4>6>7>R1>3>1>2 You know i'm right.

5>4>7>trash heap>6>R1>3>1>2

3>6>4>1>5>2>R1>7

Literally irrefutable

>>84511360
absolutely not
3>4>5>R1=6>2>1

>>84511463
forgot about 7, that's how shitty it is. bottom place ofc

>>84511446
>>84511463
3 was shit

>>84511360
4=5>6>1=7>3>R1>2

>>84511360
True, I guess, but some of those '>' should be '>>>>> POWER GAP >>>>>'

Wrong

5>4>3>6>1>2>>R1 >>>Christmas Special >>>>Dog shit >>>7

All of them are reddit

>>84511360
5 > R1 > power gap > 4 > 6 > huge power gap > 7 and the prequels

>>84511565
>7 is crossed out
kek

is that the one pic where carrie fisher looks fuckable?

>>84511603
r1 and 7 are trash tho, prequels are infinitely superior.

anyone who tries and tells you rogue one is better than anything is 100% reddit. rogue one had no creative integrity. it's just a nostalgic cash grab that uses rehashed plots from the original trilogy. at least the prequels were original

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>>84511611
nah, there are plenty

Basically

OT>PT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> numale wars

5 > 6 > 7 > 4 > 1 > R1 > 3 > 2

>>84511639
you confused R1 with TFA retard

>>84511661
david foster wallace looking ass

>>84511639
this.

>>84511639
agree completely anon. the prequels are flawed but miles ahead of anything disney shit out

>>84511634
can you please explain to me what you like about the Star Wars prequels? no one i've seen to express this opinion has ever been able to satisfactorily explain it.

>>84511639
surely you meant to say The Force Awakens, and not Rogue One, anon. R1 is the most thematically and aesthetically unique film in the franchise. it has more in common with Black Hawk Down or Zero Dark Thirty (though obviously lighter in tone and content) than any other Star Wars film.

>>84511681
Switch 3 with 7 and it's literally perfect.

5>6>4=3>R1>>1=2>7

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>>84511611

>>84511710
>expanded the universe
>original story with no rehash shit
>decent characters(besides jar jar)
>best ost
>most kino scenes
>fit perfectly in the universe
>no mary sue characters

>>84511360
carrie fisher is an ugly hag

you know i'm right

Can someone explain why the prequels are so viscerally hated?

>>84511832
I don't like the prequels. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

Unironically OT autists and reddit

>>84511832
because they are boring as shit

>>84511710
>Sheev
>Maul
>Dooku
>Obi Wan
>clones
>God-tier music
>tons of new worlds that didn't look like anything we'd seen before
>gave us The Clone Wars tv show
>pretty much all of Episode III

>>84511639
>>84511696
>>84511706
>>84511710
yeah i meant to say tfa. sorry. rogue one actually wasn't bad though

>>84511832
They spat on the OT.

Look up "midichlorians", it's the perfect example as to why the prequels are so hated.

>>84511920
>>84511832
see >>84511905

>>84511793
>>84511943
the soundtrack is good, but is in no way meaningfully different from or better than Williams' score for the original trilogy. nothing else you said is actually quantifiable in any meaningful way, and even if it were, it wouldn't have any traction against how inert and lifeless Lucas's direction is, and how laughable his overreliance on CGI made the films look less than two decades later.

>>84511929
bitch please.

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5>4>6=3=R1>1>7>2

>>84512017
>1>7>2
explain

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>>84511360
This stupid hag had ecstasy, cocaine and heroin in her system when she croaked, she nevergot clean, look at that fucking coke nail.

>>84511985
Why ask for someone's opinion if you're just going to discard it you utter faggot?

>>84512017
>>84511681
>>84511401
>>84511360
>ep.7
>better than anything
You have to go back >>>reddit

>>84512081
because i was genuinely interested in why he likes the prequels, but he didn't have anything new to say about it. everyone says the same shit - muh clones, muh jedi fights, muh sheev - and none of it is actually critical to the main flaw of the films, which is that they're just fucking boring to watch. there's nothing interesting about them, except maybe from an academic standpoint that's so far removed from the actual experience of watching the film that it's essentially pointless.

>>84511360

Imagine helping Carrie relax after a hard day's filming by getting her stoned and massaging her back as the lava lamp casts shadows on the wall. Imagine her nervously removing her bra, facing away from you, then lying down on her front a robe bundled around her waist, Imagine her soft sighs, and her breath quickening. Imagine her rolling onto her back. Imagine screwing her deep and slow, her legs wrapped tight around your hips, pulling you into her with every thrust.

>>84511985
>none of your arguments are quantifiable
>"the soundtrack is good, but is in no way meaningfully different from or better than Williams' score for the original trilogy"

>>84511956
rogue one was even worse than tfa

>>84511360
The prequels are the only reason George and Star Wars are remembered

8>6>7>5>3>0>9

>>84512253
tfa is objectively the worst star wars movie it literally can't be better than anything since it's a fucking clone of the first film. the shitty acting in the original trilogy was endearing. in tfa it's just fucking obnoxious like they are aware they are in a star wars film. there was some originality in rogue one and i appreciated the darker theme to it

2>

>>84511360
>OT
Hamill and Fisher can't act and the movies are saved by Han, Obi Wan, and especially Vader

>>84511360
5>4>7>6>R1>3>2>1

>>84512027
7 was a weak movie that severely lacked creativity. 1 and 2 were bad but at least they tried something new for the series

>people unironically like r1, or even 7
the STATE

>>84512464
Flip 3 and 7

>>84512592
Yeah but what makes you put 7 ahead of 2?

>>84511832
Because "muh OT". In reality Jedi sucked aside from the beginning and Luke and Vader. Sith is good from beginning till the end and is at least the 3rd best Star Wars film.

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Star Wars >>> The Empire Strikes Back >>>>>>>>>> Return of the Jedi

Whoever bothers ranking the rest is a moron. It might make sense to compare the Mona Lisa to The Last Supper but it makes no sense to compare them with furry porn from some guy on deviantart.

3>5>4>1>6>2>7>R1
6 was saved by Luke's confrontation with Vader and Sheev. Everything else was trash and Han who everyone but Lucas wanted to kill was awkward throughout the entire film. Leia was garbage from the start. AOTC is complete garbage with the exception of the Obi Wan scenes but how did Lucas go from ESB to ROTJ? ROTJ is almost as bad as AOTC.

>>84512723
Two was a very poor movie that was completely outclassed by both the Genndy and Clone wars cartoons.

>>84512813
Oh yeah I forgot to mention the beginning which was pretty good since it showed Luke finally growing into a Jedi and Hamill was actually pretty good in ROTJ

>>84512813
>han was awkward throughout the entire film
THIS. It's not talked about nearly enough. Ford phoned that shit in and looked like a dumb asshole the entire film.

>>84512793
Hey gramps I see you finally learned how to use the internet

>Empire better than New Hope
When will this meme end?

>>84512851
Ford and everyone else wanted to kill Han but Lucas wanted everyone alive for the happy ending

3 > 4 > 5 > 6 > 1 > 2 > 7

This is absolutely irrefutable.

>>84511360
Not enough people have the guts to admit R1 and 7 are much better than 6.

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>>84511360
hmnmmm

>>84512902
Doesn't mean he had to be act like a child and give a poor performance.

>>84512876
Except I'm 25 and my first Star Wars movie was the Phantom Menace :^)

>>84512880
Hamill only became okay at acting in ESB and became a decent actor in ROTJ. Alec Guiness and Harrison Ford carried ANH. Vader was good too but I thought I didn't have to mention him since it's obvious to everyone that he carries the entire franchise let alone the OT

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OFFICIAL TRUE STARWARS FAN POWER RANKINGS

1) 4
2) 5
*power gap*
3) 1
4) 6
5) 3
6) 7
7) R1
...
.....
...
>9001) 2

>>84512793
this tbqh

>>84512992
this is about as close as it gets

>>84512956
>It was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… I thought the best utility of the character would be for him to sacrifice himself to a high ideal and give a little bottom, a little gravitas to the enterprise, not that there wasn’t some already but I just wanted in on some part of it. That was at the third occasion of filming the original three.
Everyone else agreed with him but Lucas decided to be a faggot

>2 is bad
>introduced us to the based clone army

>>84512992
ESB is far better than ANH. Take off those nostalgia goggles

>>84513082
I thought the Obi Wan part was pretty good and everyone in the theater was excited when Yoda pulled out a lightsaber

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The prequel hating meme has gotten old

>>84513069
Fuck it was his movie, not some faggot. I would give any fuck less if some slut c grade actress came up and said they wanted to make it their way.

>>84513155
yoda fighting was worth the wait.

These lists always overrate the hell out of ESB and RotS.

6 > 4 > 1 > R1 > 5 > 3 = 2 > 7

FACT.

>>84513196
>Harrison Ford
>C grade
Yeah no. Also like I said before it wasn't just Ford who wanted to kill off Han. Everyone else wanted to do the same.

>>84513109
>>84512988
>people complained about no niggers on the original so lets shoehorn a cool nigger character
>we dont know if han is down for a third film so lets force a plot point where he is frozen
no

>>84512769
They only bad parts of Jedi are the scenes were the rebels are introduced to the Ewoks. It has the best space battle and duel in the entire series.

>>84511360
5 > 4 > 3 > 6 > R1 (Jedda was shit) > 1 > 2 > 7

>>84511360
holy shit yes this is 100% correct.

thank you.

>>84513229
Genuinely awful list

>>84511565
This. 7 is the worst thing ever.

>>84513278
Vader was in ANH though

>>84511360
yes

PT>OT. I'm looking at them as a whole. ROTJ was just that bad of a film. I'm not including the new films yet since they aren't complete. I did hate 7 though

>>84511360

God bless you for reminding the people of the truth, Except I actually had fun watching R1 and so I put it ahead of 7 but this is such a quibbling detail that it's just academic. The central true characteristic of your ranking is that you strictly put the OT first, followed by the not-interminable newer stuff, while relegating the PT to its rightful place, (using /strict/ inequalities, no less!) In particular, Jedi is literally a better film than those other five which trail it, something which is often forgotten by younger /tv/ users.

>>84513304
Your fucking LIFE is genuinely awful.

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Disney canon:
Star Wars > The Empire Strikes Back > Return of the Jedi > Rogue One > The Force Awakens > Revenge of the Sith > Attack of the Clones > The Phantom Menace > The Clone Wars (Pilot Movie)

Legends canon:
Star Wars > The Empire Strikes Back > Return of the Jedi > Revenge of the Sith > The Battle for Endor > Caravan of Courage > Attack of the Clones > The Phantom Menace > The Clone Wars (Pilot Movie) > Holiday Special

Overall:
Star Wars > The Empire Strikes Back > Return of the Jedi > Rogue One > The Force Awakens > Revenge of the Sith > The Battle for Endor > Caravan of Courage > Attack of the Clones > The Phantom Menace > The Clone Wars (Pilot Movie) > Holiday Special

>>84513578
That's true

>>84511565
Only right one here

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>>84513514
>sequel shit above anything
>""""""truth""""""

>>84513514
>that reddit spacing and vocabulary
Jesus, at least hide it.

>>84511565
/thread

All Star Wars movies suck.

>>84511543
Pretty accurate imo.

>>84514017

Part of what makes Jedi so remarkable is that it's a third installment, of any kind whatever, that isn't total shit. It has its own novelties (Jabba, emperor's throne room) and brings the thing in for a safe landing. Ewoks don't even ruin it.

>>84514093

I've been using 4chan constantly since early 2004 and I've spent something less than 12 hours of my life actually browsing reddit. People on this board regularly project that onto me.

I guess people on reddit just like writing well, however stupid their opinions might be. But I honestly wouldn't know much about it.

>>84514294
Bummer thing about ep6 is that it could have easily remained on par with 4+5 if they had gone with wookies and added a little bit of zesty drama to develop chewy's character. The bit where c-3po becomes ewok demi-god really bogs the movie down.