Shit films people pretend are masterpieces

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>>84510594

No one says the lobster is a masterpiece though. It's just pretty good.

>>84510594
First half is great but the second half is just ok.

>>84510594
lobster is good until they escape

>>84510594
what a quirky film! xP

>>84510594
That film with Harry Potter playing a stiff.

>ZOMG HE GOT AN ERECTION XD

>>84510671

It's garbage

>"quorky" characters with no depth
>no actual plot
>utterly mindless scenes that drain the viewer

>>84511099

If only 1/3 of the movie is good and 2/3 are shit then the whole movie is shit

>>84510612
This

Eyes Wide Shut

mad max fury road

>>84510612
Anon will you STOP posting this? I know it's you, no one gives a shit about your vendetta against this film

>>84511479
this

absolute trash

your favorite movie haha

>>84511479
Holy shit this. Never seen a more overrated movie in my life.

>>84510594
>>84510612
>>84511479

Excellent posts

>>84511443
>>84511417

Reddit posts.

>>84511390
Ok, but why?

>>84511333
>scenes that drain the mind of a brainlet pleb viewer
ftfy

>>84511479
This was kino on the cinema screen, must be shit on a tablet or whatever you guys use to watch movies

>>84511558
3 hour snore fest, with characters that are so uninteresting you don't care what happens to them.

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this gigantic piece of shit

>>84510594
>2001
>the departed
>lost in translation
>skyfall
>most david lynch movies

>>84511479
The only argument you can say against Fury Road is that the script isn't "le deep", which it doesn't even try to be.
The execution of literally every other filmmaking element is flawless.

>>84510594
7/10
>>84510612
7/10
>>84511266
3/10, no one ever pretended that was a masterpiece
>>84511417
7/10, isn't that considered one of Kubrick's weaker films? Only 14 year olds think it's a masterpiece
>>84511443
8/10 kys
>>84511479
4/10 yeah

So far only one post itt that fits the criteria. A good example would be mediocre normie shit like Shawshank

>>84511615
>skyfall
i thought casino royal was the one people thought was good

Most of Nicolas Winding Refn's movies.

>>84511590
Well, I liked the coked up whore.

>>84511667
Ummm coked up whore worst character. All the female characters are weakly written desu

>>84511590
"boring" and "nothing happens" are not valid arguments.
Most casual normies would say films made by Bergman and Tarkovsky are extremely boring, so would you say their films are then automatically bad?

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>>84510594
Birdman was just full of itself and people in the industry just sucked it's dick nonstop.

>>84511642
This. People don't like Craig's flicks except for Casino Royale which was only passable.

>>84511699
A few of Tarkovsky's movies are actually pretty boring

>>84511615
>2001
The one by Kubrick? But by the time It came out all those colors, space stations and overall fx were pretty cool.

>>84511724
pleb

>>84511713
>>84511642
People liked Skyfall too

>>84511699
No, because I have yet to see a boring Tarkovsky film, and I've seen them all. Magnolia on the other hand fucking sucked.

Interstellar. One of the most boring movies I've ever watched in the theaters. Me and my friend were just looking at each other mouthing "how much time is left...it's only been an hour".

>>84511631
it's boring

a car chase isn't exciting when it's the entire movie. there's no tension. i did not enjoy it. i don't care if most of the effects were practical. that doesn't make the film interesting or good when it's fundamentally a boring movie.

>>84511753
Eh, it was pretty okay, just went on for about 30 minutes too long. The whole third act wasn't very enjoyable desu. Plus the whole fuss being made over the music being the crazy shit when it was just conventional indie shit was silly

>>84511705
Mexican here and I think this is true. It's not that good. The Revenant in the other hand... :^)

Snowpiercer
Children of Men
2001
Eyes Wide Shut
The Shining
A Clockwork Orange
Swiss Army Man
Kickass
Bone Tomahawk
Interstellar
Taxi Driver (not shit, but not that great either)

>>84511809
how refreshing

im glad someone gets it, kudos to you anon

>>84511809
took the words right out of my mouth, i dont even need to reply anymore. thanks.

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>>84510594
>Shit films /tv/ pretend are masterpieces
Here you go lad.

>>84511753
Exactly. Too corny and quirky.
But corny above all else.
Also, it was misleading, I thought it had some kind of relation with that other film, Filth. I don't know a lot about that fake head, really.

Is this the kino rec thread?
I feel like it is.

>>84511875
>>84511897
samefag

It Comes At Night

>>84511946
stay mad retard

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>>84510594

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>>84511946
>>84512013

>>84512089
Only IMDB forum users would ever claim such blatant oscars bait to be a masterpiece.

>>84511870
I had to stop Snowpiercer halfway through. I get it, the train is a commentary on a classed society.

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Fuck this movie

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>>84511833
>Plus the whole fuss being made over the music being the crazy shit when it was just conventional indie shit was silly

>>84512217
lel i am jsut about to watch this off of a strong rec from a friend

>>84512217
plebe

>>84512217
No one tricked me into watching this but there are people on here trying to trick people into it.

Shame on them.

>>84512285
R-really? It's been a while since I've seen it but I thought they were really implying it was good. I'm retarded I guess

I use thread like these to watch all the films I haven't already because most of these are basically pleb filters with people only comment is NOTHING HAPPENS
keep it up my fellow surface-level plot driven casuals

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this shit

>>84512217
Unironically a masterpiece

>>84512304
Fagg

>>84511928
any capeshit

>>84512217
Maybe you should stick to your capeshit lmao

The entire star wars series

>>84512438
That reminds me

Dark Knight
Man of Steel
Avengers
Spiderman 2
Xmen
Iron Man

Fight me

>>84511801
i walked out desu

>>84512496
>Shit films that people pretend are masterpieces
no one with an ounce of sense pretends those are masterpieces

>>84512496
what is the point of this post
this board almost unanimously agrees those movies are all trash

>>84512570
dc fags suck off MoS
Loads of people love Spiderman 2
Iron Man, while not loved, is generally trotted out as an example of one of marvel's better films.
But yeah >>84512496 is reetarded

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>>84512550
Sure there are. The average pleb will tell you they are modern cinematic masterpieces that sets new standards n' shit, and then goes on to say shit like "well if the dark knight isn't a masterpiece, why is it so high on the imdb top 250 list hmmmmmm?"

>>84512570
TDK is objectively an above average film, most of /tv/ loves it.
Yeah it's overpraised, but so is Fight Club, that doesn't mean that it's automatically utter dogshit.
Don't be a flaming contrarian just because.

>>84511705

Fucking hell Birdman was trash

stalker
solaris
tree of life
knight of cups
nocturnal animals
primer
thin red line
the departed
godfather
rear window
chinatown
lawrence of arabia
nolan batmans
the master
12 angry men
schindlers list
green mile
forest gump
titanic
alien

>>84512496
No one would have ever unironically liked dark Knight if heath ledger didn't commit Sudoku

Both were trash that the only good thing about it was the main villan. Neither one had another likeable characters or redeeming qualities.

>>84512731
Hmmm

>>84510594
Was that love hotel thingy mandatory or optional?

>>84512674
The only film that's true for is TDK, which is not shit, if massively overrated

>>84512737
Yeah everyone hated TDK when it was released and got a billion dollar box office just from all the people who ironically went to see it, we only started liking it when that guy died yeah my dear underage friend, bravo.

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>>84512731
Now you're just naming movies..

>>84510594
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
watched it last night. 98% rotten tomatoes. Didn't like it. I'd give it a 6/10. I'm sure you could argue it was a deep artsy movie I just didn't find it that way. The Comedy had a bigger impact on me than this movie did.

ITT: plebs outing themselves

It's funny how every thread like is the same, bunch of plot driven surface-level ADD filthy casual babies who can't enjoy a film older than their birth year for some autistic reason

>>84512927
shut up faggot, nobody is impressed.

>>84511991
this

Any David Lynch flick

>>84511724
Stalker was absolutely mesmerizing desu

>>84512217
This is a fantastic movie

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>>84512731
(You)

>>84510594
>>84512217
agreed with these

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This piece of shit

>>84513332
This is an underrated pleb filter. Consider yourself filtered.

>>84513332
t. mongoloid

>>84512478
This.

>>84512927
This.

Whenever a faggot says "muh plot", it's the easiest way to spot a brainlet pleb.

Any P.T. Anderson flick

>>84513405
>>84513424
T.reddit

>>84511870
I understand not liking 2001 but
>A Clockwork Orange
>not a masterpiece
what a fucking pleb. And this is an entry level kino, not even hard to like

>>84513840
Way to out yourself as a newfag

>>84513859
A Clockwork Orange is Kubrick's worst by a fucking mile anon

>>84511615
>>most david lynch movies
consider yourself LYNCHED

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>>84510671

Pretty good at sucking and wasting a lot of peeps talents.

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>muh trip

>>84510594
Any movie with music/soundtrack/score is trash

>>84512366
>>84512927
Every movie mentioned in here is plot driven. Having symbolism doesn't make a movie good.

>>84514254
>Having symbolism doesn't make a movie good.
No one said that

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>>84514254
Why do plebs use "symbolism" as a catchall for anything beyond plot and characters that they don't understand?

>>84512217
I really love this movie to be honest

>>84514295
Considering "plot driven and surface level" is being used as a pejorative in those two posts it does seem like they are saying that.

>>84514377
Plot and characters are big parts of most movies. Yeah, there's plenty of art house stuff that focuses on other things like the technical aspects of film making and things like symbolism but most people on /tv/ praise the shittiest movies that area all plot and character driven so you're going to have to excuse my not believing that some people in this thread legitimately watch movies where this isn't the case. Tarkovsky isn't any less plebby than other shit people are defending in here.

>>84510594
anything stan brakhage ever made

>>84514538
>Tarkovsky isn't any less plebby than other shit people are defending in here.
I was with you until this sentence. Kill yourself

>>84514614
Trying to be elitist about movie taste but talking up fucking Tarkovsky is pretty embarrassing desu. Sounds like you are the one that needs to dig a bit deeper with your taste.

drive, kek

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>>84510594

>>84510594
I always thought he is hugging a lobster in that poster

>>84514733
>Trying to be elitist about movie taste but talking up fucking Tarkovsky is pretty embarrassing desu
Tying to be elitist by trashing Tarkovsky only really shows that you're more concerned with using obscurity as a "patrician" status symbol than actually appreciating films. Fuck off

Persona

>>84511705
THIS motherfucker, it sucks and the revenant is somehow worse

>>84511615
>>84511590
>>84511724
>>84511870
>>84513332

Pleb

>>84512731
I didn't know 9 year olds knew about this place


Man, finding plebs in this thread is the easiest thing since finding 12 year olds in DCvMarvel threads

>>84511809

>fundamentally

Talking out your ass is your specialty I see

>>84512731
heh

>Every Nolan film ever
>Fight Club
>Alien
>Aliens
>Gladiator
>Blade Runner
>Whiplash
>Wolf of Wall Street
>Shutter Island
>Forrest Gump
>Matrix
>Matrix Reloaded
>Matrix Revolutions
>Ghost in the Shell
>Raiders of the Lost Ark
>Kill Bill (1 and 2)
>Vertigo
>Every Spielberg Movie

Prove me wrong

>>84512366

Or better yet. ITS BORING REEEE

>>84511594
No one said anything about this one because
i) nobody watched it
ii) everyone agrees it's shit

>>84515163
I can't. This is the most accurate post in the thread thus far

>>84511928
Nope. Fuck off that movie was great

I couldn't finish Fight Club.
Movies that spend more time waxing philosophical instead of telling a good story really irk me.

>>84512092
Don't think anyone has tried to claim this mess of a movie was good, it just looks nice

>>84515207
I thought it was pretty good. It made me start to see what a pathetic piece of shit I can be. I think you have to have some of the negative qualities of the main character to appreciate, though. I took it as a sort of warning, desu.

>>84514866
I'm not trashing him. But people come in here insulting others because projecting onto them a priority of "plot driven and surface level" movies are the same kinds of people that think Tarkovsky is some kind of deep filmmaker because long takes and simple symbolism is what makes a movie good. Little do they know they're just as plebby as the ones they think are below them. Not because Tarkovsky isn't obscure, but because Tarkovsky's method of making movies isn't any better than some of the directors whose movies have been mentioned in here regardless of how much you seem to think so.

>>84515460
>that think Tarkovsky is some kind of deep filmmaker because long takes and simple symbolism is what makes a movie good.
Neither of those things are what makes his movies good (Yes he has long takes, but they're not good simply because they're long takes). In fact, he specifically avoids explicit symbolism in his films, and you'd know this if you'd actually watched any of them. Stay pleb

>>84515163
>>Vertigo
No, reddit, try again

>>84515460
Your "understanding" of Tarkovsky or of depth in cinema is absurdly laughable. Clearly evidenced by you clinging to "symbolism" (something Tarkovsky was completely against btw) as some sort higher level of film making.

Go watch more movies because it's very evident that you haven't watched anything beyond surface level trash.

>>84511631
How about I didn't like that they turned max into a mute downy? Or the fact that they drive in one direction the whole movie and then just drive straight back, or that the action isn't actually that exciting after the sandstorm bit

>>84511705
Oh my lord fuck yes. I can not agree with you more. I watched it with my family and we all were so unimpressed. I hated all of it. It was like a shitty coffee shop full of stuck up edgy hippies. Like I've gone on rants about how overblown and shitty it is. It should've been a satire about how people over hype movies that end up being shit.

>>84510594
>Insert movie people like

IT WAS SHIT!!!

You guys spend way too much time talking about films you hate rather than the ones you actually like.

>>84511705
Innarutu is pretentious and artistically bankrupt

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>>84510671
>It's just pretty good

Please be bait. Lobster is fucking TRASH

>inb4 muh art flick

>>84516299
that would at least be approaching something close to an argument

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About Schmidt

This movie fucking SUCKED.

>>84512731
Knight of Cups did fucking suck.

>>84516572
I've seen a lot of bad opinions on the internet. This is the worst.

PLEASE SOMEONE WHAT MOVIE SHOULD I WATCH RIGHT NOW????

First non meme film suggestion wins the prize

>>84516705
Schmidt was a fag and all of his problems were of his own creation. The development of that realization in himself was poorly paced and completely fucking boring for the viewer since we got it way before he did and the fact that some retarded misguided boomer who completely failed in life finds in outlet in enriching dindus overseas instead of his own is just the cherry on top. Fuck him.

>>84516777
Enemy

>>84516893
JAKE JELLOHALL?

GODDAMN YOU ANONKUN

>>84516777
my sex tape with ur mom where i put my dik in her pusy

i know most people here hate it but arrival may be the most overrated film i have ever seen in a theater

>>84517003
jokes on you, dear brother

>>84517005
That movie was overrated but still good

>>84510671
It's neither good or a masterpiece, far from either

>>84517019
wtf i love incest now !?

>>84512217
saw it in a movie theater. it was an eye opener

>>84512217
>>84517078
literally just finished it 5 minutes ago. was great.

Tree of Life

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>>84511870
>being this bootyblasted about Kubrick films

>>84511479
This movie's reception here is all the proof anybody needs to know that /tv/ is mostly underage or mentally challenged like that one Russian basement-ogre.

>>84512092
Fuck off pleb I hope you get AIDS. Panos Cosmatos is the hero saving independent science-fiction kinema.

>>84517180
are you defending the movie or criticizing it?

Terrance Malick movies. They fucking suck. Ooooo look how pretty I made my movie? Story? Did you see the pretty pictures?

>>84517227
criticizing.

Mad Max >>> Mad Max 2 > Fury Road >= Beyond Thunderdome

>>84517231
His movies have plots, you just have to turn up the volume to hear what the fuck anybody's saying.

>>84517141
>>84517231
brainlets

>>84510594
>>84511479
>>84511594
These guys and anyone who said Casino Royale and Skyfall get it

They know their stuff. They're smart
When the time comes they won't be put in boxcars

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>>84514857
>no cheap jumpscares therefore not good

>>84517005
If urban youth 19yr old me liked it, then it must be good

How else could you explain me actually buying the dvd rental. It wasn't even meant for me to see

>>84517419
You probably stole it.

>>84512217

pure kino you're a pleb

>>84514860

holy shit he isn't?

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I think I've never been more mad by a time jump.

Moonlight is the dumbest movie I've ever seen and one of the worst ever made

>>84518138
I thought it was a fine movie before the beach scene.