Holy shit he is so fucking unfunny. I got an HBO subscription,

This is a clip from the episode I saw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3wfufPfzy8

>>84507925
his house nigger joke was pretty funny

>>84507925
You're not even exaggerating, I watched last weeks episode and one of the 'jokes' in the monologue was just him saying Trump is an awful person. It was met with huge laughter and applause. There was no joke at all. I forget who said it but Trump is making comedians lazy. I think with the amount of material they could be doing a better job, Bill especially.

>>84508078
Yeah, comedy is in a complete Dark Age. Trump is such low-hanging fruit that it's hard for me to respect comedians that go after him.

>>84508078
Well, if the narrative doesn't allow for a broad range of jokes then of course it is boring. He can't make fun of Joe and his dead hooker, can't make fun of Mika and her numerous face lifts and the wittiness of Trumps banter especially vis a vis then rhyme scheme people unlocked where his entire tweetstorm rhymed in a perfect pentameter, how cringey Joe's music video is.

There is a such a spectrum of jokes in this story that goes unexplored because it would be 'wrong and sexist'.

At this point calling Trump names is just adding noise, it doesn't make you a badass its just like shouting FUCK at a subway. Trump doesn't watch you, or your show, namecalling doesn't hurt him, try being witty about things or GTFO.

And no whenever people have "gotten to him" wasn't because he can't take an insult its because he likes fighting with people, it gets him off. If someone falls for the troll then he/she becomes the next target for Trumps insult spree. Trump is just into insulting, its what he loves, if you try to win by insulting back its just going to cause the discourse to get even worse if that is possible in the USA.

Just leave Trump alone. Why can't people just do that? Sigh...

>>84507925
can't even watch him without the urge to go on a killing spree

The best thing so far this season was when Ice Cube said Bill was like a redneck trucker. Bill looked like he wanted to run off his own set.

Why do Conservatives not have any of their own comedians?

>>84507925
hes washed up now

he used to be pretty funny years ago

>>84508896
jay leno, ron white, etc

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>>84507925
>"Senator, niggers shouldn't have houses"
What the fuck was Bill thinking?

>>84509201
Leno.. Retired

Ron White..who?

>>84509578
leno is on tour right now

>>84509614
and still bitchin about Palin

>>84507925
He's based though, he really helped spread the "smug liberal" meme

No he's great, show is too. Gives it to right and left. Triggers you anti intellectual autists as well as sjws.

>>84508896
media is owned by 6 corporations and they are all leftwing kikes

>>84509847
That's why I only listen to the president directly only one you can trust.

>>84509806
I have seen clips I liked, but in actually watching the show I saw very little talent on Maher's part.

>>84508896
>>84509201
forgot Tim Allen

>liberal comedians
>funny

comedy is dead

>>84509847
Rupert Murdoch is a left wing Kike?

As a Republican I hope Bill and Nancy Pelosi never go away.
They are gifts that never stop giving.

>>84507925
New Maher episode out on HBO. Some people like. Some people love. Some people whatever. But Drumpfies, they no like. Drumpfies no like at all. Drumpfies hate, because Drumpf jokes make Drumpfies mad. Drumpfies threaten to cancel susbcription, cancelling susbcription means mad. Did Drumpfies mention they mad? They mad.

His audience applauds in agreement way more then they genuinely laugh at his jokes. He's a pompous kike and the whole thing is a giant circle jerk.

>>84509940
Left (all Jewish): Bob Iger (Disney), Brian Roberts (Comcast), and the Redstones (CBS and Viacom)
Right: Murdoch (Fox) and Bewkes (Time Warner)

>>84510055
Yea not like this place right

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Bill Maher is literally the last person who should be making jokes about anyone's hair

I do like when one person in the audience claps once and he pauses until the entire studio feels obligated to join in.

It's also fun when he makes the panel sit through his New Rules segment so they feel obligated to laugh along

His opening monologue is always trash though. I get that it's a standard way to ease into the show, but I don't get why they don't care about making it remotely entertaining.

>>84507953
What's with playing the laugh track every other word?

>>84510223
>Time Warner
>right

wut

>>84510913
>>84510223
Fuck me, right, Bewkes is gentile Dem. He's against net neutrality and all, but most of these guys are.

I'm SICK of these KIKES insulting the based God emperor.

How bring him down using the ol' meme magic my fellow 'pedes?

>>84510026
>bait this bad
1/10 I responded

>>84509127
How many years ago? I remember seeing his religiosity movie in theaters with an open mind and the only "jokes" were in the trailer. He even got btfo by a rabbi and walked out of the interview.

>>84511506
>imagine being so utterly buttblasted by an election you're forced to resort to typing this garbage on the television board of a Cambodian abortion helpgroup

>>84507925
>Oooh Daddy Trump. You so thicccc. Yassss. I want your cummy daddy please daddy. Make bad libruls go away, daddy. Baby wanna sucky sucky.

>>>/r/the_dobald

>>84511702
You have some serious father issues. He disappointed in you getting the change?

Why are Trump supporters so uniquely sensitive when it comes to people joking about the guy they voted for? Obama supporters were never like this.

>>84511811
>comedians made fun of Obama
Why do Obama supporters pretend America is a deeply racist country when there was nothing but celebration when he was elected? Compared to their antics when they didn't get their way.

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>>84511666
>imagining hypothetical situations about anoynymous users on the television board of a Cambodian abortion helpgroup
>on a saturday night

>>84511886
>nothing but celebration when he was elected?

Was this before or after butthurt whitebois started burning lynched effigies of Obama?

>>84511811
I'm not a Trump supporter but the DUDE ORANGE LMAO and DUDE HAIR LMAO jokes stopped being funny a very long time ago if they ever were in the first place.
At least try being slightly creative about it.

>>84511937
>trying to sound intelligent when your premise fits your own behaviour exactly
>frogposting
>on a Saturday night

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>>84510304

holy shit he's the fucking hearthstone innkeeper

>>84511957
Aww. Lies on the internet. What a novel concept.

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Best interview Maher ever did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQR1d1ao_IM

>>84507925
People don't skip past the monolouge? Makes the show that much better when you don't have to watch 9 minutes of bombing.

>>84511978

See, I thought the same thing about the "Obama is a nigger" stuff. But I still managed to not be as butthurt as Trump supporters get.

>>84511957
>Trump evicts black family from their home of 8 years -CNN

>>84512043
"It's not true if I don't believe it!"

Never change, religious right.

>>84512074
I don't recall hearing pretty much every talk show host parroting "Obama is a nigger" for years on end though

>>84509201
>>84509884
why don't conservatives have any GOOD comedians?

>>84512131
b b but the 4chan comments!

yahoo comments, twitter trolls!

its the same!

>>84512109
>i have no evidence and lies on my side
>i'll just pretend the guy im talking to is my """internet enemy"""
The absolute state of you. Post some Obama effigies going up in flames.

>>84512074
>late night tv hosts were calling Obama a nigger
Why are you lying so much?

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>>84507925

I think he's pretty funny and makes some damn good points.

>>84512151
0/10

jay leno is probably worth 5x john stewart

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>>84511811

Probably because if you're not seeing a Trump supporter you don't already know they're probably a Youtube bot or a bot in general. Especially here.

Ice cream? I love Trump!

>>84512403
>redditspacing
>leftypol intense asshurt over two scoops
Really makes you think

>>84511978
>>84508172

I agree completely, if anything this should be a quiet learning experience on how we let ourselves down so bad, we can't laugh this off that we keep churning out malevolent candidates every single election across the country.

It's insane that we haven't tried to authentically reinvent our nation's political mechanisms, they're old, outdated, inefficient, and overall sick & corrupt. The people that buy into this level of discussion are cheap and the people that people that peddle it miserly.

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He's gone full retard along with Colbert and the others. Make fun of Trump get veiws; make money there isn't anything personal.

Trump is already making America get richer without any legislation or whatever shit president's do.

>>84512450

Now I'm up to date with you kids and your "other side spacing" memes but what exactly is "leftypol?" Is it some offshoot like octochan or is it just the new kids mentioning of leddit?

I mean I think that site itself inserted into /pol/ and their little donald trump fanboy site corrupted /pol/ for the election.

>>84512584
Oh my god just admit youre a redditor and fuck off. Its so obvious.

>>84512584
>i'm not from leftypol u guize
>paragraphs of denial
Couldn't be more obvious. You've been here weeks and you still suck balls at fitting in.

>>84512467

I think the ways we do things are fine. The Electoral College is fine. It can and will be manipulated. Like Bill and his panel very well stated it must be the Democrats that push back. Start using the right's tactics. Be assholes. Quit trying to be middle of the line guys. Be dicks. Gerrymand out the ass. Use hurtful online and television tactics. It's that easy.

>>84512632
>>84512659

You still didn't answer what the fuck "leftypol" is. I've been here since 2007 and I don't understand this shit. You fuckers came out with this out of nowhere. Then you don't answer.

>>84510304
at least he owns his hairline, a bald man is able to make fun of trump because comb overs are the most pathetic thing a man can do.

>>84512750
holy shit you're honestly the reason this country is becoming insufferable

>>84510304

He's doing what he should though. Owning it.

Trump won't do that though.

He pulled that fucking hair back and is still a snide condescending son of a bitch. Because he owns his fallacies.

It's a sad day when Bill Maher is more humble than our fucking President.

>>84512364
jay leno is bill maher with an ass for a chin.

>>84512750
>I've been here since 2007
And youre totally not a stupid faggot too, right?

>>84512750
>i'll claim i'm an oldfag
>and then claim i don't know what leftypol is
Christ just fucking admit it you rat. All your fucking posts sound the same. Retards like you are how Trump won.

>>84512833
>>84512905

Please start responding with actual comebacks. Otherwise I'm still convinced of the bots or shills argument.

>>84507925
He's best when he is improvising and off the lame script he writes.

>>84512955
>>>/l/eftypol
Don't come back until you get the fucking operation you nutcase.

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>>84508316
>Believing Trump intentionally rhymes his Alzheimers tweets

Just when you think /pol/ has plumbed the absolute depths of idiocy, they break through to a new low.

>>84509806
He himself is an anti intellectual autist and sucks government/corporate cock.

>im a democrat so i can say nigger on tv

lel

>>84513014

I just really want to know what the fuck /leftypol/ is.

Nobody will answer. Give me the "redpill" on "leftypol"

What in fuck's name are you talking about?

Liberal """"""""""""""""""""comedy""""""""""""""""""""

>>84508896
Die Juden.

>>84513019
You shouldn't post selfies here anon some of the users are very computer literate and can use that against you.

>>84509806
doesn't he just glorify himself as a political hipster

>>84513066
Get the fucking operation and stop wasting my time.

>>84509847
Lol sounds like you're just mad you don't have talented young comedians like Moshe Kasher and Amy Shumer on your side

>>84507925
>HBO sub
Why? Everything they have worth watching is on Bluray (long run much cheaper) and free on pirate bay

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>>84512042
>>84510304

>>84513019
>>Alzheimers

It's bad enough you and your ilk turned "autist" into a meaningless buzzword. Stop making more.

>>84513066
>i desperately need to feign ignorance so i'll keep asking what a two second google search would show
great work outing yourself even further

>>84513171

I just watched it on youtube. Whole thing.

>>84513210
>Bowser was some guy
>peach was some dumb bimbo that tagged along
>no Luigi stache
Why didnt they just make a quick animated movie and be done with it

>>84507925
i didnt realize people watch him because hes supposed to be funny

>>84513252
because live action is always better. the last airbender was live action and it was amazing

I never understood why people like Trump hair jokes so much, he just has a big head of hair.

>>84513299
liberals watch him because he makes them feel smarter than everyone else.

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>>84513221

Okay. Fine. I just googled it. So basically lefty pol is a branch out of octochan much like r/thedonald/ was and is thus a way to fuck around with everything.

Truly the internet is getting scarier and scarier. You've got people playing both sides like actors and with shitty accounts and vowing to spread the word without actual citations and only the reason to disrupt elections. What a scary time to be alive.

>>84513351
But they're the dumbest and most brainwashed people around.

>>84512788
Trump isnt bald tho

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>>84512151
>why don't conservatives have any GOOD comedians?

Because of (((Hollywood))). If you want real comedy, then you have to look to the past.

Sam Kinison's plan to end homelessness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_xDdpT4YwQ

>>84513473
exactly, he's a pathetic excuse of a man, comb overs are for insecure creepy men.

Liberals see him as a hip badboy. Seriously

>>84513381
FEEL

>>84509747
At least he's done making fun of Michael Jackson.

>>84508172

It's only 6 months into the 4-year term. Comedians burning out their 'material' quick. (maybe that's part of the Plan ha ha ha)

>>84513746

No doubt. Michael's death sucked but saved us from shit carousel comedy. It's like how many times can the same joke be told? It's fascinating to watch.

>>84513838
Donnie provides fresh material every time he tweets
It writes itself

>>84508078
Chapelle.

>>84512151
They are out there, hollywood just wont give them work.

The comedians on compound media are pretty right wing.

>>84514158
>They are out there, hollywood just wont give them work.

Because
A) They arn't funny
B) Conservatives demand equality for shit tier comedy
C) Comedy goes the agenda of Fear that GOP push 24/7

>>84514320
There comedy isn't political

If there's good Conservative Comedy
Feel free to post links to clips

>>84514320
liberal comedians aren't funny either

>>84507925
He isn't funny because he's phoning it in right now.

But the show still has value for calling the liberals out on a few things (mostly Islam).

Him doing this interview with an anti-Islamist former extremist is an example.
https://youtu.be/MlAw7qYLk5w?t=2

>>84514692
That interview was good because of the guest alone. Maher didn't really add anything or ask any provoking questions.

>>84507925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW4dYG9VjgA

Christopher Hitchens succintly pointed out the problem with all of these generic 'comedy' shows.

>>84508896
because if you make fun of minorities and lefties with stereotypes you get attacked and career ruined. It's ok to make fun of whites tho :)

>>84514912
the audiences of these shows are cancer

>>84514914
So Freedom of speech but afraid to use it

lol, k

>>84508078
This is how it was early in Bush's first term. Get used to it.

>>84514912
The universe is a lesser place with him gone.

>>84509201
>>84509884
They're not conservative or at the very least not hardliners.

>>84507925
lmao, you're just assblasted
you voted for a retard, and can't handle the much deserved mockery

>>84515196
It's not even good jokes so what the hell

>>84515196
still and always will be a better choice than Hillary Clinton

>>84514912
Damn son, he was based.

>>84515394
The dems deserved to lose for picking Hill
That said
I don't understand the servile support Trump gets for being a putz
Objectivity is replaced with hero worship

>trump wins
>whiteboiiiz still mad liberals make fun of muhhh president

whites are literally bigger whiners than niggers

>WAAAAH STOP MAKING FUN OF MY LE REDDIT MEME PREZ WAAAAAH!!!1
Jesus how old are some of you?? It's always been like this and always will be, grow up

>>84513367
>What a scary time to be alive.
You should remedy that

>>84515585
hatred of leftwingers

>>84515196
Trump is literally Reagan with a bad Twitter habit. We are doing extremely well and get along with most of the world. If you take away all leftist violence there hasn't really been a single bad thing that happened yet. He and the GOP passed all kinds of executive orders and gave us an excellent position by taking us out of numerous bad deals.

I think Trump is better than Obama and will be vindicated by history, we just think hes a moron right now because he is annoying to us and we can't see whats really going on.

>>84507925
are we seriously in for 4 years of conservatives bitching and moaning when people make fun of a clown like trump? i mean jesus fucking christ even trump has to get on twitter and act like a baby when people point out his comb over. what the hell is wrong with you people?

>>84514158
when did conservatives stop believing in the free market? theres nothing stopping you or any knuckledragger from starting their own entertainment publisher, it doesnt exist because either there is no demand or nobody can fill the market demand. i hate this new type of conservative that just blames invisible conspiracies for all the woes they imagine

>>84514616
your subjective taste of humor is meaningless. are you retarded? obviously there is a certain market for humor, and i have a hunch you label literally anything that isnt alex jones or sam hyde retardation as liberal

>>84516175
>being mad that people don't find your SJW comedians funny

>>84512060
Since when do you give money to Bolivia?

>>84515845
>We are doing extremely well and get along with most of the world. If you take away all leftist violence there hasn't really been a single bad thing that happened yet. He and the GOP passed all kinds of executive orders and gave us an excellent position by taking us out of numerous bad deals.
trump has passed zero economic legislation which has had any impact on anything. there is no evidence to suggest any economic trends are anything but a continuation of what we were seeing 7 months ago. he is universally disliked by every continent and nearly all leaders of advanced countries. every thing in your post is stupid and empirically wrong. is this how trump has supporters? even that factory where trump patted himself on the back for saving 1100 jobs ended up cutting over 700 of them, meanwhile we added millions of jobs under obama while growing the shit out of the renewable energy sector. the meme that environmental deregulation is going to save oil and coal jobs is beyond fucking dumb

>>84516215
>doesnt even pretend to have an argument
its honestly like arguing with gradeschoolers

>>84516286
>he is universally disliked by every continent and nearly all leaders of advanced countries.

Because he won't bankroll them and their muslim niggers. Fuck em

>>84516316
>implying anyone wants to argue with a leftwing faggot about their """comedy"""

>>84516337
well at least you can admit that statement was stupid and wrong. now we can move on to the next non starter argument that conservatives use to get you dumb fucks to vote for millionaire tax cuts and financial regulation. remember when it was god, gays and guns? now theyve added mexicans and muslims and theyve got you scared enough to vote for literally any policy no matter how hard it fucks poor dumb people like your parents

>>84516411
Fearmongering, since the 50's.

The bomb was a mistake and the USA it's the living proof of that.

Or we can ask the USSR.

>>84516411
cry more liberal nigger

>>84507925
He's always been dogshit but he was able to use curse words and back when HBO was more meme people would use it as a boast that "I pay for HBO"
Coldsore faggot has always been trash

Dennis Miller was better

>>84516527
He knew greatness, but he ain't Conan.

>>84507925
Catharsis for smug liberal fags

THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING

Maher is a fucking lunatic and the dems are ALREADY blaming any possible loss in 2018/2020 to be a direct result of "ten thousand russian hackers who personally tricked each and every individual voter in a swing state to vote for trump"

>>84517297
>now liberals dont want an investigation of voter fraud