THE JERK STORE CALLED

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>>84506150

>>84506340
kek

>>84506340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxuYdzs4SS8
>A George divided against itself cannot stand
She had it coming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUvKE3bQlY
I have to wonder how many anons would benefit from George's philosophical realization.

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>>84506536
I think about that all the time, the two worlds, a lot of Constanza-isms actually. Modern sage.

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>>84506150
What would your comeback be /tv/?

WE WERE ON A BREAK!!1

perro caca

what was his ultimate comeback from the end of the episode?

>>84506919
I slept with your wife

>>84506919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KmTTy_MM5w

>>84506919
You never know for sure, but I think it was something about pulling the plug on the guys comatose wife

>>84506809
The ocean is incapable of vocalization, you stupid hungry cunt.

>>84506340
>I seriously hope you don't do this

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>WOAH
You can tell she was impressed

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>>84506703
I'm partial to Rena Sofer, but like Marissa that relationship was doomed from the start.

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>>84507125
The way he flips the joke back on George and he becomes completely flustered gets me every time.

>>84506150
One of the best Constanza moments. Don't try to say jerk store isn't god tier slander.

>>84506150
>>84506150
I fucked your wife in the pool, TBONE out!

*moonwalks out*