Purtuguese

Sorry for misspelling the title btw

>>84502933
t. fag who is going to brazil to get buttfucked by a tranny hooker

>>84502933
obrigado

>>84503033
Don't think i'll ever go to Brazil, just prefer how their dialect sounds.

>>84503214
>just prefer how their dialect sounds
Pretty gay.

Tropa de Elite
Cidade de Deus

>>84503473
thanks a

>Entranced Earth
>The Dragon of Evil Against the Saint Warrior
>At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
>This Night I'll Possess Your Corpse
>Embodiment of Evil
>Estômago
>Linha de Passe
>Elite Squad 1 & 2
>City of God

>>84503574
I'm Brazilian and these are the best ones I can recommend
Bear in mind most of Brazilian movies are utter trash

>>84503632
thanks, this is very helpful

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>Brazilian Portuguese
Elite Squad
>Portuguese Portuguese
Capitão Falcão

>>84502933
Start by watching kids shows if you are a total noob in the language, not even joking I recommend Peppa and Dora for people trying to learn english
But thats just my 2cents, I taught myself english, russian and portuguese as a pleb polish everyday lad

>>84502933
nobody ever mentions the man who copied/o homem que copiava. great movie

>>84503214
Good, 'cause portuguese from portugal is fucking disgusting. Focus on the beautiful brazilian portuguese indeed.

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>>84502933
You'll never learn Portuguese with films like Elite Squad and City of God. They're great but that's like trying to learn English by listening to gangsta rap.
Try slower paced movies such as O Cheiro do Ralo, Casa Grande, Que Horas Ela Volta and The Man Who Copied.

>>84504538
This or movies based on books like Quincas Berro D'água, Macunaíma, Dom Casmurro

Do check the show Mandrake made by HBO Brasil
It''s one of the best things produced here

Watch Elite Squad 1 and 2 and City Of God. Keep in mind they are movies from Rio and they have HEAVY Rio de Janeiro accent and slangs.

>people actually being helpful and not memeing the thread to death
my faith in both /tv/ and brazilians are restored

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>>84502933
I think there's a brazilian show on Netflix called 3% or something like that. Haven't watched it, but could probably be helpful in learning the language.

>>84504745
So pretty much useless then

>>84502933

Why would you want to speak monkey version of portuguese. Might as well not do it at all.

>>84502933
>learning Hue Portuguese

Why not learn South African English, just as useless

Euro Portuguese is way harder to understand and pronounce.

>>84505098
Portuguese just sounds like rat people speaking, actual subhuman language

>>84502933
Brazilian films usually have some godawful sound design. I'm brazilian and most of the times can barely understand what people are saying. You should definitely start with documentaries where they speak in a slower manner like Bus174.

>>84505152

Then it should suit you perfectly

>>84505187
Other documentaries:
Waste Land
Isle of Flowers
News from a Personal War

>>84502933
Don't waste your time, the country is pretty big and the language varies alot between states.(Also most people are retarded as fuck).
Go south(this is where most european immigrants settled),Santa Catarina,Rio Grande Do Sul if you want to taste "the best" of Brasil in terms of language and culture.

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>>84505053
maybe my dude there wants to dive dick first on some nice bundas de mulatas, you feel me ?

>>84505493
>Being this much of a delusional piece of shit
People speak the same way you inbred albino monkey, they just use different slangs
USA has a lot more of culture diversity between states and they all can understand each other still

>>84502933
All you need to know is Voce fala Ingles?

>>84505577
>Posting this overrated jewish whore instead of a natural local beauty

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>>84505493
my friend you know pretty well those gringos come down here for some sex tourism, I currently am living in the south niggas don't wanna come here to fuck some lorinha de olho azul, what they want is the mulatas and those sensitive traps

>>84505705
>implying you wouldn't

>If I Were You
>If I Were You 2
>If I Were You 3
>My Mom is a Character
>My Mom is a Character 2
>Till Luck Do Us Part
>Till Luck Do Us Part 2
>Till Luck Do Us Part 3

>>84505633
>>Yeah man!! ,we're all equal and shiet!!!

Keep telling yourself that you retarded nigger.

Try watching Memorias Postumas de Bras Cubas, it's very slow paced and it might be easier for you to understand
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zkfD937k32A

Morangos com Açucar.

Watch some quality Brazilian sitcoms like A Grande Senpaiília and Os Normais.

We also have some quality HBO produced tv shows here like Mandrake, Magnífica 70 and fdp.

As in movies, watch the famous ones, it doesn't get any better than that.

>>84505956
good bait

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>>84506055
>senpailia

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>>84505577
Post good brazilianfus only please, not this roastie whore

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>>84506121
don't remember name, think it had "julia" in it

>>84505956
Solid choices. Also,
>Lucky Suburban
>Honest Candidate
>I Am Ryca

>>84506300
www.instagram.com/jhuliapimentel__/

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>>84505956
>>84506326
Seconding this

>>84506326
kino as fuck

>>84502933
The best movies are:

Glauber Rocha:
-Entranced Earth
-Antonio das Mortes
-Black God White Devil
-Age of Earth
-Barravento
-Claro
-7 Headed Lion

Rogério Sganzerla:

-His Orson Welles Documentaries (Nem Tudo é Verdade, O Signo do Caos, Tudo é Brasil)
-A Mulher de Todos
-O Bandido da Luz Vermelha

*Keep in mind that Sganzerla's movies may be the best brazilian movies, and his Orson Welles' documentaries are fascinating, but his image and sound quality are horrible, even worse than Cinema Novo's ones (Glauber Rocha, Cacá Diegues, Nelson Pereira dos Santos, Eduardo Coutinho)

Other good brazilian movies:

Limite-Mário Peixoto (Criterion Available - Martin Scorsese's World Cinema Project 2)
Given Word-Anselmo Duarte
Cabra Marcado pra Morrer-Eduardo Coutinho
Assalto ao Trem Pagador-Roberto Farias
O Quatrilho-Fábio Barreto
O Que é Isso, Companheiro?-Bruno Barreto
Bye Bye Brasil-Cacá Diegues
São Paulo: Sociedade Anônima-Luiz Sérgio Person

Some movies from Ruy Guerra, Julio Bressane, Fernando Meirelles, Walter Salles, Gabriel Mascaro, Anna Muylaert, Daniel Ribeiro and Kleber Mendonça Filho

Use this list if you're interested in more:https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lista_dos_100_melhores_filmes_brasileiros_segundo_a_Abraccine

Watch Kleber Mendonça Filho's shorts/movies, this is one from his channel (his sound, Meirelle's and Mascaro's are usually the best from brazilian movies, but his movies tend to be easiest to listen IMO, watch Aquarius and Neighboring Sounds as well):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9mu2TJ0scY&t=1s


Post another thread tomorrow and I'll recommend some Portuguese movies.

>>84506421
>17
What did she mean by this? This literally can't be possible.

>>84506510
Don't listen to him and his boring as fuck snoozefest movies.

>>84505956
>>84506326
Listen to them, those are top quality Kinos.

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>>84506510
>MY NIGGA
>THAT STENIO GARCIA THO

>>84506421
Thanks

also, obligatory: I want to be in her sweet pusy

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>>84506657
I can say without a doubt I'm an ASS MAN

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>>84506552
One Instagram Girl Americans Don't Want You To See: Hot 17-Year-Old Brazilian With Big Tits, Firm Ass, And All Around Tight Body

>>84506748
She's gorgeous all around.

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>this is a 10/10 in America

>>84506300
>that is a 7/10 in Brazil

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>>84506811
Great foot game as well, consider me impressed. I thought huezil had only negros.

>>84506911
>that is a 7/10 in Brazil
post 8+/10 Brazilians then

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>>84506988
It's a shame you can't post more than one file on 4chan.

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>>84506988

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>Search for a dog's will
>0 result
>mfw

>>84502933
Brazil has a lot of accents. While these films have a different accent, they are bretty gud comedy kino!
>A Dog's Will
>Lisbela e o Prisioneiro
>God is Brazilian

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>>84507094
>tfw I have that magazine

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>>84506041
Kys.

>>84502933
Um metro e meio de bunda 12

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>>84507094
Current year Babs is superior.

>>84507107
>of German descent
hot

>>84507107
She's ugly. Sorry but that's not even 6/10. I'm brazilian btw.

>>84507185
Seconding this. Also any movie with Kid Bengala or Paulo Guina.

>>84507212
>ugly
baboon leave

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>>84507212
I just like redheads, but I guess they aren't that common here anyway. Here's a more traditional brazilian waifu.

>>84506510
This nigga actually know his kino.

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Just another BR cutie passing by.

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>>84506811
>>84506748
>>84506913

>>84507346
weird lips

>>84507296
It really depends, I'm from South Brazil and most of the girls around here have light brown/dark blonde hair and fair skin
At least the kind of girl I would associate myself with, anyway, since most pardas/mulatas from here are poor/uneducated and ugly, and blacks are a rare sight

>>84507413
I don't know what that means

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cutest

>>84507457
she liked his comment or smth

>>84507489
>she noticed him
wtf I love anon now

Wait a minute, hol up. Where's my AZOREAN dialect mufuggas?

>>84502933
Homem do futuro

O crime do Padre Amaro

>>84507520
uuh cum estos my nigga?

>>84507413
go ahead man
she wants the dick

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>>84507576
>she wants the dick

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Come to Brazil
im kidding

My favorite movie from here is Tolerância, but I dont think you will find with english subs.

>>84507644
>it ain't me starts playing
whoops

>>84507444
Southeast here. I guess it's more diverse than the south, but still the majority of the girls in my social circle in college nowadays are either white or mixed/asian. I'm middle class and study in a public college so I guess that's a given. In highschool there were much more pardas than white women though.

>>84507566
>cum estos
muito

>>84507770
ha yea suuh my nigga

>>84507770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dddhv75qRjU

Watch this OP

>>84507732
gaúcho viado ?

watch sai de baixo, os normais and a grande senpaiília.

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>>84507882
>sudeste
>gaúcho

>>84508006
dafuk, I wrote f. a. mília

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>>84502933

>>84504398
Yeah why speak a proper language when you can just HUEHHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEU
instead?

>>84507674
I remember this movie
I fapped so many times to Maite Proença

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>>84508076
Sure, Joaquim, whatever you say.

>>84508075
Linha de Passe is so comfy
I need to rewatch again

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>>84508151
>framed picture of Ronaldo
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>84508023
my mistake, paulista viado!

>>84508126
Maite its like 59yo and still bangable.

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>>84508151
>garantidos (Tú)s
Toda a vez.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>84508204
O crochet em cima do monitor é melhor desu.

>>84508075
>Lisbela e o Prisioneiro
My absolute nigger

>>84508075
Where are the titty flicks?

>>84508399
just look for pornochanchada, basically everything before the 00s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_IAnY-R2-o

here's my favorite portuguese / brazilian collaboration

>>84508399
Bruna Surfistinha

>>84508448
But I don't want porno. BR had a decent string of eroshit where they got those telenovela cunts to go naked, there should be a infojpg about that.

>>84508524
Presença de Anita

>>84508599
Yeah, shit like that. MOAR.

I really like Blindness, never seen people talk about it here though

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>>84508599
Damn that chick was god-tier.

>>84508706
Wasn't that just made by a Brazilian director?

>>84508524
most historical miniseries have those moments, like a casa das sete mulheres. they're usually pretty good storywise

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>>84508778
She's better now.

>>84508781
yes

>>84508706
Maybe not enough people know it's Saramagoshit? Try Enemy with Gylenhaal, it's also based in his shit.

>>84508854
The movies are better than the books with that shit writing, that's for sure

>>84508914
Yeah, I bet you like Fallout 3 while simultaneously discounting 1 and 2.

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>>84502933

>>84509012
What are you even trying to say? Have you ever read a Saramago novel in its original language?

>>84506121
unf

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>>84505577
>Bruna Marquezine
Mah nigga. Great taste.


>>84506121
Bruna >Marina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NgZ_Ft8i2w

This is a kids show based on brazillian folklore, should help you

>>84506510
Top fucking tier post. Follow this nigga, OP

>>84507204
Agreed. Although her Playboy is top tier. She should do another shoot with them

>>84508914
Saramago may be an Iberian-unionist race-traitor commie, but his books are fairly well written, even if the content and message aren't all that great half the time.

>>84511287
I used to watch this shit everyday in the morning, as a kid. Best Sítio do Pica-Pau Amarelo version ever desu

>portuguese from brazil
>sound like niggers
>use a lot of basic sounds to replicate words
>completely destroys any kind of grammar structure

>portuguese from portugal
>respects temporal verbs unlike brazil
>grammar is not butchered
>can actually make yourself understandable
>respects the actual sound of the words
>most raw language

You choose.

>>84511910
The books are better and more racist

>>84511966
>respects temporal verbs unlike brazil
Não quero rebentar-te a bolha, mas os Brasileiros usam o condicional e o futuro mais frequentemente e melhor que nós que andamos sempre a usar o pretérito perfeito composto e o futuro composto.

Não sabem é usar a 2ª pessoa.

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>>84511966
Why tugas are always so butthurt that we speak portuguese?

>>84512155
>o bicho vai pêgá
>valeu
>kakakakakka
>heuheuh
You completely obliterated the language

>>84511974
Never read them

>>84502933
Brazilian here. Don't. It's shit.

>>84512409
Fuck off vira lata

>>84502933

Just watch some top-tier novelas such as "O Clone", "Avenida Brasil" e "Caminhos do Coração" on youtube. Most of the characters on those speak with the accepted "standard" brazilian accent/dialect.

>>84506055
>senpaiília

>>84512409
sai fora, chupa rola

>No Coffin Joe yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMAecJMGdvo

For the morning star /tv/.

>>84505956
best post in this thread

>>84508399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG1w8JkcPUo

>>84512409
chegou o bolsominion

>>84516650
>hates brazil
>bolsominion

he sounds like the average lefitist playboy to me

>>84506510
Was in a hurry and I forgot Babenco, but he has basically two good movies: Kiss of the Spider Woman (it's worth alone by William Hurt) and Pixote. You may also like Carandiru, it's good but it's not his best.

Black Orpheus is another good movie based on a brazilian play, with brazilian actors, music, location and of course, in portuguese. But it was produced by Franco-Italians and directed by Marcel Camus, and it's not considered brazilian, even though it's basically.