Itt movies that are absolutely Reddit.

>>84502525
>absolutely kino
ftfy

>>84502525
I mean they predicted the """""""refugee"""""" crisis pretty well

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>>84502525

>>84502525

What's reddit about it, anon?

Help me out.

>>84503000

>popular
>high imdb rating

thats about it.

>>84502525
What a terrible opinion.

>>84503000
Cuarón treats this exaggerated state of the world as a genre exercise. Cinematographer Emmanuel Lubezski does long Steadicam takes through bombed-out neighborhoods and on motorway shoot-outs that resemble the surreally distanced, uninterrupted viewpoint of a videogame. But these show-offy sequences come 16 years after Scorsese and De Palma pioneered them in GoodFellas and Bonfire of the Vanities. They’re done to impress, yet are so slow and stagey that they’re portentous. Children of Men never explains how the world got this way and so its dread is convincingly sophomoric—as is Theo’s reluctant heroism.

The political antipathy of Iraq war protestors and War on Terror skeptics is what drives this pretentious action flick. It panders to a decadent yearning for apocalypse as if to confirm recent fear and resentment about loss of political power. V for Vendetta’s mistake was not recognizing that a sense of self-righteous self-annihilation was the new mood. And Cuarón, a true hack, is nothing if not market-savvy. His dystopia evokes the zombie film 28 Days Later, then jacks things up to resemble Elem Klimov’s disasters of war in Come and See.

Children of Men is only deep on its surface. Cuarón cannot edit scenes for rhythm or real feeling, which is what separates his eschatological set pieces from the wit of Spielberg’s War of the Worlds and Minority Report or Paul Verhoeven’s Starship Troopers—films that treated the experience of social collapse as personal, rather than a game.
Fact is, Children of Men is too smug to be Orwellian or even satirical. Cuarón combines dread and lack of affect, then gets sentimental. Note his maudlin final shot of a ship christened “Tomorrow”; it ought to expose Cuarón to fans who think this film’s visual style is superior to Apocalypto or Minority Report. Those movies had genuine breadth and excitement; Children of Men is delusionary.

>>84503029
>>84502525

Oh cool. Well here's the list: http://www.imdb.com/chart/top

I hate IMDB by the way, lol

>>84503000
DUDE WEED
DUDE MULTICULTURAL BLACK WOMAN GIVES BIRTH. COULD ONLY BE MORE REDDIT IF IT WAS A BLACK TRANS WOMAN
DUDE MULTICULTURALISM
DUDE JULUANNE MOORE AND CLIVE SO CUTE

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>>84503108
http://www.nypress.com/count-down-to-dystopia/

Can't even meme on your own. You have to steal Armond's opinions

>>84502525
OP you're a pretty funny guy, nothing gets people angrier faster than when you call a movie people like "reddit" and they don't know whether to pretend to agree with you to fit in or genuinely try to defend something they like and realize that they want to have genuine conversations but can't because they've only spoken in memes and shitposts for too long and are afraid they'll come off as a tryhard and be labelled "reddit".

If the baby wasn't a nigger this would literally be /ourmovie/. Fucking niggers ruin EVERYTHING

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>>84502525

memers of memexy

>>84503475
>swiss army man
holy shit this is one of the worst pieces of crap i've ever watched. truly, reddit has shit taste

>>84503509
It was really terrible. Don't fall for the memes kids. If it has a harry potter character in it it's a 90% chance that it's a reddit flick

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pretty much everything on here
same with the fedoracore one

>>84503108
>being this salty and jelly of Cuaron-Lubezki of all hollywood's teams

you sure are one true patrician and intelectual anon.

>>84503567
That's not true. Its the case with radcliffe though. Horns was one of the worst pieces of shit ever and so was Swiss Army Man.

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>>84503590
>Popular = reddit

>>84503475
>goes to actors and actreses
>nothing but white people
what did they mean by this?

@84503590
Reminder the person who posts this is a mega autist and has no friends, this is how he interacts with people by being an annoying pleb tumblrina.

>>84503807
Don't reply to the lonely friendless autist who spams his shit.

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>>84503833
>@84503590

>>84503881
I didn't want to give a (You)

>>84503807
>Popular
where are the comedy romance flicks? or even the transformer ones?

>>84503942
They wouldn't be good bait now would they

Twelve Angry Men.

>>84504033
they're popular though and not on the image. your whole attempt at saving face with ">Popular = reddit" doesn't work

>>84504111
I'm a different anon. Nobody considers those good here enough to bait anyone besides the two armondfags.

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>>84502897
Except the movie is literally the opposite of what's happening

>>84502525
>reddit
this movie is basically what the future will look like. just remove infertility. the ending is best example of that, the future belongs to non-whites... just like in real life.

I say this movie will be more relevant in the upcoming decades

>>84504271
The movie gets more relevant every year watching it in 2011 2012 was depressing enough

>>84503807
>popular=reddit
>two highest grossing films of all time aren't on the list

>>84504739
>b-but my autism

>>84502525
>>84502936
I like both of these.

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>>84503108
>>84503162

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This movie and its not even close.

Almost every part of this movie is tailored specifically for reddit.

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This film is ridiculously Reddit

>>84505040
That kino is way too good for reddit, you merely didn't like it pleb
>>84504986
This is reddit

>>84505040
Honestly all of his work is. Aronofsky is like a reddit movie buff that lucked out

>>84505183
Prove to me you arent an autist who can't relate to anything but nip movies

>No Guardians of the Galaxy

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>>84503590
>Possession
>Ida
Okay now I'm triggered.

>>84505040
this is kino

>>84502525
>knowing whats reddit and what isnt

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>>84505267
Don't let me know what you think /r/movies.
>>84505282
That goes without saying

>>84505309
>>84505312
Its the autist who has shit taste posting both >>84505429 he has no friends is the loudest fedorafag on here

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>>84504220
The movie takes place in like 2027. So after a decade of said refugees. We're not there yet, but well on our way.

>>84503108
Clive Owen's performance is pretty great to be honest. The scene where he breaks down in the aftermath of Moore's death is pretty kino.

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>>84503475
>they consider Scott Pilgrim and Moon underrated

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Buffalo '66 is one of the least reddit films ever made. Prove me wrong.

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>>84503590
>goodfellas
>scarface
>shaun of the dead
fuck outta here hoe

>>84503590
>>84506061
also,
>casino royale
>ex machine
you really need to kill yourself my man

>>84502525
Every movie ever. There, happy now you degenerate fuck?

>>84502936
How can a movie made in the 70's be reddit when reddit didn't even exist you moron?

>>84503000
Nothing. No films are "reddit". OP is just a moron

>>84502525
>based nigger virgin mary saves the world with her magic vagina

much progressive

>>84503475
replace r/ with /tv/ and nobody would notice the difference.

if you believe /tv/ and reddit have different tastes in movies then you're a fucking imbecile

John Wick
Mad Max: Fedora Road
TDK (and all Nolan)
Sicario (and all Villenueve)

>>84503475
don't fucking do this to me. I thought it was at its worse then I read more and it increased in cringe

Did they really want me to believe that every society will start breaking apart just because there are no children anymore? And that Bongland will be the last working society? If anything it's one of the most unstable societies in Europe.

>>84503475
>12 angry men

literally the 'look at me i know a black and white film with all dialogue' film

>>84502525
I thought it was a bit overrated at the time, but the movie is prescient as hell. It's practically a documentary of what Europe is turning into.

>>84506269
I know this board is 90% reddit. I hate most of that shit, a few I really like. Dont like the actors or actresses or directors.

Off-topic, but why do you guys hate reddit so much?

>>84502936
Theres nothing reddit about Kubrick.

Reminder that this is the list of reddit flick symptoms

- Several A list actors/actresses
- Quips to diffuse tension
- Violence without consequences
- PG13
- le random wacky characters or events
- The system, government, elites etc are portrayed in a negative light, but in a superficial way that doesnt make the audience think
- Objective losers are portrayed as cool people who have figured out life
- Overuse of pop culture references

If a movie checks 3 of the above, its reddit.

>>84506655
You sound like a tumblr tier bitch desu

>>84506827
t. reddit

>>84506827
Its ok faggot, now that you realized all you favorite movies fit the list of reddit symptoms, you can dump them and get actual good taste.

>>84507066
Nah I love kubrick but you sound like a bitch with your checklist. The a list one is the shit point. Cruise and Kidman were both A list inEWS

>>84506607

If you have to ask this then you are from reddit, fuck off.

>>84503475
>big guy 4%
Are you implying Tom Hardy is Reddit?
Be... very... very... careful now.

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This is strawberry cough!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dgbyrD1Yw8

>>84503475
Reddit's top 3 movies of all time are such a joke. And fucking Gyllenhall--knew he was reddit's boy. Fucking plebs here eat up his schtick though. Sad.

>>84507503
only 4(%)u

>>84505282
reddit of galaxy is the "well duh" pick,
is like saying driver is 4chan

Quick name a popular movie that isn't reddit

>>84507640

Fuck off to redditland. Retard.

>>84507640
Get out.

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It's almost like op made a thread just to make people argue.

>>84507730

Nigger loving redditard go back.

>>84503162
If that is all you got from the movie you must be plebian as fuck

>>84507787
>a peacefull white family is killed by the paranoid drug using nigger that invaded their house

>literaly "Burn the coal pay the toll" The movie
i dont think you Got the movie meaning

>>84506655
Fistful of Dollars fits several of those

>>84507640
Avatar

>>84507730
reddit as FUCK
>>84508065
Seriously? meme cgi movie by Cameron? Peak reddit

>yfw you realize OP is actually the hero we deserve because he is parodying people who yell reddit at everything and showing everyone how ridiculous this type of person is

thank you OP

>>84508131
Reddit hates Cameron.

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>>84508131
Reddit despises Avatar for btfo'ing Nu-Star Wars

>>84503108
>Children of Men is only deep on its surface
Children of Men isn't deep, though. I never saw it as deep and my appreciation of it wasn't tied to any notion of depth. It was an intriguing flick, that's all.

>>84508055
it fits none

>>84508607
Kek
Cameron is beyond based.

>>84506141
Ex machine is the most reddit movie ever

>>84506827
says the faggot who uses desu in a sentence. fuck off you neo male

>>84508607
Now I get why "/tv/" "loves" Avatar.

>>84509010
>he doesnt know about word filters

summer, etc

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>>84502525
What happened?

>>84509192
You forced yourself on a board that didn't want you in the first place

everyone was happy and then your kind came and turned /tv/ into the board it is today

literally none of you know what a Reddit movie looks like
let me show you

D E A D P O O L
E
A
D
P
O
O
L

>>84509192
Feel free to go back.

>>84509010
kys senpai desu

>>84509263
holy shit he's right

>>84509234
>>84509344
Found the autists who think they are cool for hating everything

>>84502525

>go to shop in dismal london dystopia
>buy coffee
>leave shop
>shop explodes
>one armed man staggers toward you
>"and that's why you always tip your barista"
>TITLE SCREEN

>>84509420
t. redditor

>>84509420
Found the reddit asshole

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>>84508131
>no quips, references, or pop songs so minimal "cultural impact"
>99% of cast is a bunch of no names
>completely original universe so no nostalgia
>arrogant SOB director who is openly disdainful of Reddit's favorite directors
>absolutely decimates everything else at the box office
Reddit hates Avatar

>>84502525
Spotted the redditor

>>84503475
>TDK best movie of 2000-2010
Jesus fucking christ fucking capeshit why

>>84506154
I would agree but Deadpool is pretty reddit.

>>84509729
Based as fuck.

>>84506655
>Quips to diffuse tension
>le random wacky characters or events
>Overuse of pop culture references
Only these are objectively reddit

>>84506154
Redditors love to praise it as "le greatest horror movie ever". That's more than enough reason

>>84510106
you must spend a lot of time on reddit

>>84509729
based Jimmy

>>84506655
Full Metal Jacket is reddit as fuck dude

constant quipping, wacky characters, government portrayed in a superficially surface level easy to analyze "bad guy, they just like war, war is bad" kind of way

did you intent to btfo of yourself?

>>84510142
nope

>>84510278
>constant quipping, wacky characters
i think there's a clear line between old and new "wacky" here

>>84510503
There is not, that is redditor headcanon

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>>84503590
>In Bruges

Ok, you've gone too far there, English man.

Children of men btfo liberals, did you even watch it?

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>>84503475
>Christopher Nolan
>Quentin Tarantino
>David Fincher

Who the fuck cares if a movie is Reddit or not.

Do people really base their lives on whether or not something is 4chan enough? That's really sad.

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>>84507758
>implying there's anything wrong with that

imagine being this obsessed with black people >>84503162

>>84506251
You're kind of sad. Get help.

this thread is cancer.

Do people honestly not like movies because they might be too reddit?

I just feel bad for you guys now.

Anything American and made
by Hollywood if you ask me.

>>84503475
fuck this list

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>>84509729
This is now a Based Jim thread

>>84513302
>>84513747
t. reddit

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>>84513933

>>84503475
none of those should be somebody's favorites but they're not bad either.

>>84503590
I'll give your list this, Perks of Being a Wallflower is absolutely reddit

>>84513302
>he doesn't understand

enjoy the capeshit

>>84505040
Absolute swill. I wanna choke the faggot who tricked me into watching this.

>>84503590
Half of those are good, though, and I only go to Reddit for right-wing politics.

>>84514390
it's easily one of the worst movies i've ever seen

>>84514032
This

>>84508178
Kys yourself redditard.

>>84503590
How the fuck is Goodfellas Reddit?

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>>84503475
how dare they culturally appropriate Goose

>>84503475
this is really, really embarrassing.

>>84506269
I didn't look at the title and I honestly though it was about /tv/

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>>84505872
Prime Ricci.