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Why did God choose to be a black person?

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Why did God choose to be a black person?
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HOL UP

SO YOU SAYIN WE WUZ GODZ AN SHIET
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because God didn't want to be a dicklet
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>God looks like a black guy
>Creates man in his image
>First humans are Black
All seems to work out to me.
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>>84501757
He chose to appear as Bruce's favorite celeb, Morgan Freeman
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>>84501757
The BBC
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>>84501757
Because it was a funny cool idea. Also because Morgan Freeman's voice fitted the role.

Also, this movie is really comfy. I loved it 15 years ago as teen, it was so fucking funny, I was wondering how the hell does Jim Carrey not have an Oscar. (I was just discovering movies at the time). Then I ran into some clips on yt recently, and still found it funny, so I decided to download it and watching in full. But this time I empathised more with the human, psychological aspect of it, which holds up too to some extent. The movie does have a heart. It can even make you cry. Jim Carrey is a legend.
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>>84501825
This desu.
>inb4 shitstorm
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>>84502215
>Because it was a funny cool idea. Also because Morgan Freeman's voice fitted the role.
It was because he wanted to have the BBC you redditor
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>>84501757
God doesn't have a bodily form, therefore God is whoever the person looks up to. Jim Carrey is a cook therefore a black man is his idol
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>>84501825
>First humans are Black
Prove that, you faggot
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>God has been known to test people

>be OP and have an autistic stigma against niggers

>God takes the form of morgan freeman

really simple
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>Gives Jim all his powers, even the power to listen to people asking stuff
>Doesn't upgrade Jim's brain so he can handle all the requests
>"LMAO HOL UP U CANT REPLY TO THOSE REQUESTS WHITE ASS NIGGA? LOL BITCH U ONLY HEARIN THIS CITYS LMAO I LISTER TO THE WHOLE WORLD WHITE ASS NIGGA!"
>Jim acts like a total cuckold and agrees with the bullshit God just said
>The director then says with a smug face that the movie did a great job to deliver its message that God is just too powerful for us to
0/10 movie
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>>84502523
>"LMAO HOL UP U CANT REPLY TO THOSE REQUESTS WHITE ASS NIGGA? LOL BITCH U ONLY HEARIN THIS CITYS LMAO I LISTER TO THE WHOLE WORLD WHITE ASS NIGGA!"

What the hell, raimi
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it was the BBC
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