What the fuck does he do all day?

>>84497262
peng ! hha

>>84497262
You're'e mom

More than you, OP.

>>84497262
More than you

>>84497262

What's his tax policy?

>>84497262
THICC

>>84497262
Sitting on eggs. Emperor pinguin males look for eggs, while their women swim free in the ocean...

great thread op

He resists an innate desire to run for the mountains of madness. Every minute of his existence is a struggle with the slow death, the mind killer. Every minute he lives he proves his superiority to you. In his defeat he exemplifies fate made manifest.

He truly is the Emperor™ of his own destiny. If he fails in his charge, he only did it to show you a failed path to avoid. Heed his wisdom.

>>84497262
Whatever Morgan Freeman says.

>>84497262
jajajajajajajajaja pingüino

>>84498358
I enjoyed reading this post.

Shitpost on /tv/

banepost

Netflix and chill.

>>84497909
>Sitting on eggs. Emperor pinguin males look for eggs, while their women swim free in the ocean...
What stopping a predator from just walking up to then and snatch them away?

>>84499851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diQPOMkoYBU

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>tfw penguin neets can get laid and you can't

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Is there such thing as insanity in penguins?

Daydream of flying.