Britbong Thread

>tfw too old for Britbong threads
>tfw no one remembers the shit you do

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>>84496148
Try me fella

DEVIL FINGER

>>84496248

Shit show senpai

18+

>>84496114
That thing looks soulless. American children had much better cartoon dogs.

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgxkRj9gt5M

allahu ackbar brothers

>>84496248
Nigger how old are you, 12?

Who /brum/ here? Noddyfags also welcome. Budgie the little helicopter can fuck right off.

>>84496488
>18+
That started in 2004. You could have been 7 watching it, and still be 20 now.

>>84497258
Brum was a stupid bastard, always cruising around in the rain with his top down.

>>84496114
I still have a Spot the Dog storybook

>>84497300
Saw Brim getting filmed in Birmingham when I was a nipper. It was the first example of my immersion being ruined in my life. Saw the cunt with the remote control, killed the magic for me.

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Who remembers this Chewits ad?

Anon,
you are the saboteur.
Do not react.
You must post cunny to ruin the thread.
Make sure no one knows it's you.

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OFFICIAL BRITISH DAYTIME GAMESHOWS CURRENTLY ON AIR POWER RANKINGS

1. Tipping Point
2. The Chase
3. Babushka
4. Countdown
5. Eggheads

9001. Pointless

>>84497564
>it's a 'They don't even try and eliminate the Saboteur, and just vote off someone they don't like' episode

>>84497584
Absolutely atrocious

>>84497162
fuck you man

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>>84497584

>>84497722
Yah, Clifford sucks.

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>>84497720
why were children's show so scary?

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>>84496148
Get on my level.

>>84497527
Of course.

>>84497564
Kek

>>84497690
>>it's a 'They don't even try and eliminate the Saboteur, and just vote off someone they don't like' episode
Yeah, right? Twisted little cunts. They couldn't even make up a bullshit reason half the time.

ITS THE WHY BIRD STOP

>>84497812
Did the Mysterons have an actual physical presence? Or did they only exist as energy, until they possessed someone?

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>>84497802
>my face when

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>>84497802
They just don't make them like they used to

>>84497812
>being afraid of green circles

Pansy

>>84497812
I N D E S T R U C T A B L E

>>84497162
Not even British and I know you're a moron.

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>>84497863
FFS

>>84497764
Not Clifford, but both Snoopy and Kipper are much cuter than dog in OP's pic.

>>84497258
Why no Thomas the cuckengine?

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>gets to school
>teacher wheels out the tv in a box
>see this
>yay!

>>84497958
Old Snoopy maybe

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Everyone's waifu when I was at school

>>84497978
... or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8oqXgnJkmQ

>>84497967
thomas is problematic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO6qIM2WO6k

>>84497812
>the black guy was the bad guy
It was a different time

>tfw Sky Sports 3 became Playboy FreeView after 12pm on Sky

Best of times as a kid lads

>>84497764
Yeah, hairy mclary kicked his ass.

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>>84497978
Omg! I loved the Geordie Racer song!

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PIPPEN!!!

>>84496114
I had Spot books when I was young but I'm American.

>>84497874
They physically existed on Mars. They just happened to have crazy telepathic and telekinetic powers they can use on Earth all the way from Mars via those green rings.

>>84497912
Captain Black was pretty terrifying, as well as lot of the violence.

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The Queen's Nose anyone?

The Nationwide adverts are so fucking annoying

>>84498078
>analog satellite in the mid 90s with all the german channels.
>parents go to bed early on friday nights so have the lounge to myself
>watch wwf raw, friday night rock show and dodgy softcore porn on the german channels

bliss

>>84498122
Same here. My older bros and Sis have never heard of it, so I'm guessing it was a mid-late 80's show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUGgnbFHj6I

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>>84498191
Can't honestly remember much about it desu.

I do remember wondering if Bernard ever went and raped all of his schoolgirl friends.

>>84498191
The sister was sexy af

>>84497958
Kipper's British. Hence why he's called Kipper.

The only 2 capeshits worth watching...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovvKRRYB22Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqAksFdiKzo

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>>84496114

>>84498235
it almost makes me want to leave the house again

>>84498315
There's a spider in the bath...

>>84498213
the back button that takes you straight back to raw from the dodgy porn, finger fixed on it all night, every time parents get up for pee you slam that button

>>84497911
Waw I'd forgotten about that for years until now.

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What the fuck were they even meant to be?

>>84498403
Aliens

>>84496114
OI MATE PIP PIP CHEERIO GOOD OL CHAP! THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ONNA BARBIE INNIT? OI MATE TEA AND CRUMPETS MATE

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Official Trap Door Power Rankings
>Berk
>Rog
>The Thing Upstairs
>Drutt
>Beubo
>Boni

>>84498515
>THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ONNA BARBIE INNIT?
We're not Australian you mong.

All redcoats SUCK MY DICK. Fuck your queen. Fuck the BBC and especially FUCK doctor who and the liberal inclusive shit fest it has become.

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>>84497978

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>This is an Art Attack.
>This is an Art Attack.
>This is....Art Attack!

The only show that tought us everything is better if you wrap toilet paper around it and soak it in PVA glue.

>>84498588
>FUCK doctor who and the liberal inclusive shit fest it has become
You were doing so well there mate but then you had to go and post something that none of us would disagree with

>>84497584
1. The Chase
2. Countdown
3. Pointless

9001. Everything else

>>84498515
HEY DUUUDE! YEAH MAN LIKE, TOTALLY AWEEESOME BRO. TOTALLY LIKE BODACIOUS! CAN I GET AN EGGS SUNNY SIDE UP APPLE PIE AND A COWFEEE TO GO! HERE'S YOUR TIP DUUUUDE! AWESOME! RAD!

>>84498643
Occasional reminder that the guy from SMart killed himself.

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Oh globbits

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you just know

>>84498523
Don't you open that TRAPDOOR!..
cos there's something down there....
Don't you open that TRAPDOOR!..
you're a fooool if you daaaare

I don't know why, but I can't listen to this without crying. It touches some weird infant nostalgia in me and I just lose it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4GpAJOEXtc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tSDb-t3cFU

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The absolute state of the Pipkin's puppets.

>>84497300
>sentient car steals a baby
Can't really call him stupid mate

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Monkey.

Fucking.

Magic.

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STAND BY FOR ACTION

Anything can happen in the next half an hour!

>>84498660
Do americans really talk like this?

they should make a new series of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5hExLsJlaI
very comfy

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>knock at the door
>"there's somebody at the door!"
>"there's somebody at the door!"
>bungle opens the door
>"it's GROTBAGS!"
>kids in audience shit themselves and cling to parents for dear life
>"HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!"
fucking evil old witch!!!

>>84498314
Superted over Superman any day.

>>84497258
>Budgie can fuck off
Fight me you grounded cunt

>>84499221
I fukken will you shit theme tune cunt

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>>84497258
>>84499477

Off to the tower with you

It's not much of a life when you're just a pretty face,
Just to be whoever you are is no disgrace,
Don't be scared if you don't fit in
Look who's in the reject bin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvg7LxL7DeY

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things so bad they've been forgotten by everyone.

>>84499155
But what about Bananaman?
Or dare I say it.... Super gran?

>>84497863
That's the best one. I remember the Patch stop being the most boring. I also liked the rabbit that ate radishes.

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>>84498191
Her and the girl from Worst Witch were probably my first crushes.

>>84498643
I still feel bad about that presenter from Smart who hanged himself. I used to watch that as a kid.

>>84499068
>It's a knockout
IF LOOKS COULD KILL
THEY PROBABLY WILL

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>>84496114
Did this women used to scare anyone else? I used to get nightmares and my parents had to ban me from watching Zzzap.

>>84498156
Pippin is probably dead now

>>84498523
had the whole series on vhs, it's still great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni5la7zISsc

>>84496180
On Play days did one of the people use a small black puppet? One with really low levels of articulation and facial expression?

>>84497258
>The absolute state of modern Brum
Fucking breakdancing and hip hop in the intro.

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>>84496148
Try me, son. Best sci-fi reporting.

>>84500932
Felicity Jones was in The Worst Witch. She played the main character's rival.

>>84501681
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1qTxJLDcPo

>>84501198
There was more than one apparently. I may be the first person in 4chan history to site mumsnet as a source.

>https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/1545794-Crap-Should-not-have-told-DD-7-about-the-death-of-Pippin-the-Come-Outside-dog

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>>84501857
Didn't know that. I've also just seen that the short fat emo chick from Hollyoaks was in it, Jessica Fox.
And... this absolute mess of a woman.

>>84502086
Urrrgh!

>>84496248
That cunt went to my college. Any time he came into the dining hall somebody, at some point, would shout that.
Good times.

So was Brum actually from Birmingham?

Isn't that double meaning a bit lost on kids?

>>84497911
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds4fqgwp4Ig

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>>84501942
>She's still crying ten minutes later.

>>84498029
The guardian says that Thomas the tankengine is racist because Diesel is black, homophobic and other bullshit.

>>84502436
Yes Thingu is great.

>>84498164
Were the Mysterons evil or did they take the human astronauts as an invasion? Like the Minbari.

>>84498191
>Melodis_messy_moments.mp4

Round the Twist.

Best thing to ever come out of Oz. Storylines were always weiiird as fuck and the girl was a qt

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Extra extra I know you want more!

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>>84498660
>too lit 2 quit

>2017, spot is a black tranny.

ChuckleVision.

>>84502698
Is that Lizo from Newsround?

>>84502698
I like to think he killed himself during the financial crash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbqaxWjIgOg

>>84502771
>t. rovrum

>>84498247
That was every British kids wanking fantasy. Luckily Japan makes porn that fulfills that desire.

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ARMADILLO

>>84502825
I fucking hate him.

>>84498314
What ever happened to the Bananaman film? A Scottish studio was doing it and it was supposed to be released a few years ago.

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TRIGGER WARNING
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S6N_gQPYIM

>>84498515
Only one of us could shitpost this ironically.

Prepare for PTSD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU

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>>84502872
>Luckily Japan makes porn that fulfills that desire.

Prove that assertion Anonymous.

>>84502577
The first episode of the show is the humans opening fire on the Mysterons when they mistake a simple probe for an attack on their rover. The Mysterons get pissed as fuck and retaliate in full force by declaring war on Earth.

>>84502771
https://youtu.be/EBtd3H3Qdi8

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>tfw you are off sick from school and there is nothing on tv.

>>84502416
I've only just realised now you've said it

>>84498247
Fuck that kid has probably the most broken power and never used it for interesting things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZBdqa0idRc
BOGIES

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>>84496114
>British thread
>ctrl+f One Foot in the Grave
>0 results found
HELLO!?
YES, I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE POSTERS OF /tv/ AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT
MELDREW
NO THEY DON'T BUT THEY BLOODY WELL WILL SOON

>>84499772
If only this weren't a pack of lies.

>>84503296
I thought this was kids shows, but sure.

Victor was literally 4chan incarnate.

>>84498006
>waifu

Wrong world, she was just better than Jordan

>>84503261

Watching the British being beaten by people who's native language isn't even English.

While an Irishman smirks.

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>>84503348

>>84503282
Eeny Meeny Macka Racka Rari Dominacka

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>>84497978

>>84503282
Classic. Me and my uni mates still play this in lectures but with "nigger" instead of "bogies"

>>84496180
Lizzie terrified me as a kid

>>84503277
I reckon Wizziwig was more broken, grants any wish you make without condition.

That shit was hardcore too. He wished someone dead and they stayed dead

>>84503348
Muh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mluYB9YfzSI

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Does anyone else have nightmares about Mr. Blobby?

>>84503460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIfpzV5zLII

Definition of nightmare fuel

>>84501887
Well that will haunt my dreams.

>>84503282
Probably the most immature, unfunny pair of idiots ever to be let on TV. The little guy Dom was actually decent on his own in that other show (i forget the name) but Dick was just a fucking unfunny dick with no talent whatsoever, and the pair of them were awful.

>go into a library
>shout bogies
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA great comedy mate!

0/10. More annoying than The Tweenies

>>84503494
racist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-t7nhnxX4E

Nobody remembers this

>>84503460
BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY.

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>>84503503
>doesn't like Dick and Dom

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>>84503460

Misunderstood comedy genius

>>84503348
Is it true that the Queens nose is slang for cocaine?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyKtIawAT1M

>>84503499
Totally thought this was 100% real when it came on, just like the rest of the UK. The BBC got flooded with calls for days. We got trolled hard.

Our version of the War of the Worlds hoax.

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>>84503503
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWVP61CQjB8

HE CANNIT SEE MAN


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXeMontXSTI

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>>84502805
Speaking of killing oneself. The rumour in my school was that he shoved a pencil up his nose and slammed his head on a desk to an hero.

>>84502698
WICKED
BING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWJsIOXOVOE

oiski poiski

>>84503648
Ours was that he died of a cocaine overdose. Turns out he and his family moved to South Africa where nobody would recognise him

>>84503499
This low-budget BBC Production is scarier than any Horror movie from the past 20 years

>>84503488
Jack can't act for shit, that fear is totally genuine

>>84503648
Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed so he could suck his own cock.

Putting two of those alien toys in the same egg meant they'd have a baby.

If you use Strength on the truck, there's a Mew underneath.

>>84503597
>called Byker Grove
>actually set in Benwell which is on the other side of the city

Kin hell man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTkmaE_QWMQ

Howdy (Howdy)
Hooray! (Hooray!)

>>84502913
Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside.

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Bit late for this thread really, but did Cavegirl ever get her baps out?

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Can I have a D please Bob

>>84503558
>>84503596
Not my fault if you're a millenial devoid of any real sense of humour.

Seriously lads, I've been watching Saturday morning kids TV since the 80's and that shit is by far the most immature, amatuerish, unimaginative piece of comedy shit ever broadcast on british television. It's scraping the barrel. How the fuck it became popular even with under 5's is beyond me. I literally had to switch channels it was that bad.

>>84503806

He died recently.

OH EIGHT NINE ONE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wBifkGjrx4

>>84503092
https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=japanese+time+stop
Here you go.

>>84503809
>I literally had to switch channels it was that bad
That is what most normal people do when they don't like what they're watching

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>>84503767
No

>>84503751
Have you ever been to Byker? Absolute fucking shithole mate. You couldn't film there if you wanted too.

Benwell is the posh part of Newcastle, if there is such a thing.

>>84503845
Badgers dead?

>>84503809
I agree. Ant and Dec on SM:TV were better.

>>84503845
MASH POTATO

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>>84503908

>>84503871
>those runtimes

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>>84503767

>>84503903
>Benwell
>posh
the fuck are you talking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGeu6UVYKz0

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just posting the gf, don't mind me

>>84503908
Plus they had a young fresh Cat Deeley for eye candy.

Didn't Holly Willobooby do smtv too? I seem to remember her in a french maids outfit looking extremely fine.

>>84503513
Yes.

>>84503903
Byker isn't that bad man. West end is a Fucking hole though. Benwell is scruffy as fuck what are you talking about?

>>84503995
Compared to Byker it's Kensington Palace mate, well, it was in the 90's.

Posh is the wrong word. Less shit would be a better term

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>>84503908
>SM:TV Live

I pity those who could not live in such halcyon days.

>>84497812
Terrahawks was the best Gerry Anderson puppet show and only people who didn't watch it will disagree
>>84496114
Also Kipper was better cause he's Kipper...Kipper the Dog *light jazz starts playing*

>>84504112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLlkyBMSPX8

Ant and Dec had previously teased that hit 90s show SM:TV Live could be making a comeback.

And now its return has been confirmed by the presenting duo themselves and their former co-host Cat Deeley live on TV.

Cat, 40, had joined the boys for the series finale of Saturday Night Takeaway and when asked if she would be keen to bring the Saturday morning show back for a one-off special, she declared: 'Let's do it.'

>>84503995
>>84504087
Is it? kek Wasn't as bad as Byker in the 90's. Byker was like Jarrow, Benwell was like going to fucking London.

This was 20 years ago like. Haven't been to newcastle for a while. Lived in shields and sunderland most of my life.

>>84503719
All true.

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>>84504179
>it's FUCKING REAL

You glorious son of a bitch. HOW

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>>84504005
oooh I'd like to have it off with her

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>>84503751
>The school is now a fucking mosque

>>84504359
This was for deaf kids.

>>84504359
i-is that gesture what I think it is?

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This isn't just for nostalgia right?

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>>84502799

>>84504359

What happened to her?

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>>84502799
>tfw him and Ellie made it

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>>84504005

Yep, that's where my taste for /fit/ women started

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>>84503597
>>84503751
>>84503903
He's not laughing now

>>84503935
What's the matter, poor stamina?

>>84504005
she looks like my old PE teacher, no shit, every lad in my school loved PE for that exact reason.

one kid lost the plot and walked up behind her one day as she was bending over and touched her fanny.. fucking hell on. she started crying and ran out of the hall. the kid got excluded. All we wanted to know was..... WHAT DID IT FEEL LIKE!!!! lucky twat. bet it was totally worth getting excluded for.

>>84504468
Nope, just very impressed.

>>84504278
Alan liked asian trannys and /fit/ women, truly our guy

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Not gonna lie lads, this cunt gave me nightmares as a kid.

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>>84496114
MATURE
SCOT
TITS

>>84504014
You don't remember Holly accidentally nip slipping just as the credits rolled?

>>84504528
Dude have you seen her nudes?

0/10. Old pussy and tits don't look good. Neither did the old man dick she was getting fucked by.

Google them. They came out 2 months ago

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>>84504014
>Didn't Holly Willobooby do smtv too?

Ministry of Mayhem

>>84504458
Hes in rehab for drug abuse atm I think

>>84504548
Er... I think I'd remember, anon. I just remember the french mai... damn there goes the boner again.

>>84504510
And fat Dutch women

>>84504667
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EcxN9u_GGcE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSMnEq5aPDE

>>84504749

>65p for a fucking Freddo
>65p for a fucking Chomp

>>84504749
>Riley smirking in the middle
I miss his shitposting.

>>84504749
Space Raiders are now 50p.

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>>84504749
>65 plonkers

WHAT THE FUG

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>>84504749
>65-fucking-p

>>84504820
Fuck right off.

>>84504764
>Mummies Alive

That was the shit

>>84504779
That's some fucking 2am garage or some shit. Chomps are 25p in my local pakishop. Not sure about freddos

>>84504820
Space Raiders were a classic school disco snack

>>84504862
Just kidding lad, they went up to 25p and then down to 20p. You can still get 10 bags for £1 in Tesco though, but they're definitely smaller.

>>84504884
Transform-a-snacks, watered down orange juice, skidding on your knees.

>>84504884
What were those awful cartons with the cellophane lids and came with the thin red straws

Alright lads I think I asked I this before in a previous thread but I'll ask again. When I was a kid I remember watching a show that was either CG or stop motion, but it was 3d animation anyway. It was about anthropomorphic animals living in a town. I remember a very specific detail about one episode where they get lost in a maze and are worried about a ghost hedgehog. I don't remember anything else.

Does anybody have any clue what I'm on about? I've rediscovered some shit in these threads I'd long since forgotten so maybe you could help me uncover this.

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>>84504884
What about Transform-a-snack? The spicy ones are like Nik-Naks mmmmmmmmm

>>84504946
The ones you'd bite a hole into instead of using the straws?

>>84504990
Bite the bottom, yeah

>>84504979
you were lucky to find a complete set in a packet and they hardly ever actually fit together

>>84504946
>>84504990
>>84504997
They tasted like shit. Not bad frozen though.

I remember this show that I watched when I was 10-12 years old about a guy who lived in garbage who would watch internet videos, on CBBC I think. Does anyone else remember this or is this the Mandela effect meme?

>>84504963

Are you talking about Tales of Aesop?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq0XsK-zNdk

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>tfw you fell for the Sunny D meme

>>84505155
Did you know that it turned people orange because they drank too much.

There's no internet to verify it, so you just have to believe me of course

>>84503648
mine was that he put himself in a washing machine ans suffocated

>>84504434

Ellie was a kino waifu when i was a kid.

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>>84505231

I always preferred this

>>84505326
It's a shame about your shit taste anon, I hope it's not contagious

>>84505175
>>84505155
My mum and dad told me it was radioactive.

>tfw skiving off school to watch GOAT shows like Takeshi's Castle and Fort Boyard on Challenge all day

>>84505545
How did they get Craig Charles to narrate that even.

>>84505119
Could it be Stig of the Dump? He lived in garbage but I don't remember anything about internet videos.

>>84505602
He'd do anything for a fiver and a bag of chips

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BEFORE SCHOOL EARLY MORNING CHANNEL 4 AMERICAN SITCOM POWER RANKINGS

1.Frasier
2.Everybody loves Raymond

900000000000. Just shoot me

>>84505602

He was a massive druggy, and needed money

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>mfw I see a Happy Clappy Jappy Chappy

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Let's discuss ideas for TV programmes

>>84505825
Sharpe but in the war of 1812. Shaun Bean removing burger.

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>rrrrrrooooosieeeee
>jeeeeeeeem
>*loud accordion sound*

Anyone else watching Love Island?

>>84505141
Sorry no I don't think that's it but that's just a feeling and I don't remember very much about it...
>>84505716
Watching Frasier and then Uncover Boss USA is max comfy on the weekdays before college in the afternoon.

>>84505954
God no, why are you

>>84505954
I was one of the contestants on The new Naked Attraction series. The Episode just aired with the two trans.

>>84505119
Chute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLfJGRljs1A

>tfw hover bacon

>>84504749

This is from a WHS Smith in an Airport, thats why is so bloody expensive

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>tfw you get home from school

>>84506014
You keep saying this. Tell us which one you faggot

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Lads, what was the best Xmas or Birthday Present Toy you ever recieved

TRACY FUCKING ISLAND REPORTING IN (NOT THE KNOCK OFF DIY BLUE PETER EDITION)

>>84506014
I watched that episode. Which one were you?

>>84505993
It's lit af my dude

>>84505078
Calypso Cups

>>84506096
How many kids "died" in this show?

>>84506096

Raven
Reminds me of Limmys Falconhoof

>>84506046
Thank you so much.

>>84506096
fucking underage

>>84506096
Wasn't there another person that would show up and Raven would tell him that he'd never win or something?

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>>84506108

All four of the Real Ghostbusters along with ECTO-1

>>84506103
>>84506112

This is literally my first time on /tv/. The heavily tattooed one second round.

>>84506158
Most of them

Not Varna though, aka. Mr. Thug Life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apktxhjQQKc#t=1m43s

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>>84506108
One Christmas I got a bunch of these off my grandma. BTFO out my parents, who thought they were hot shit getting me a scooter.

>>84506230
I also browse /int/

And there were many tattooed ones

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who /spooky/ here

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6LMpUPRjVQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEThXGV8_v0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIagpKaoxuk
Some quality bantz

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If you didnt have Super Van City did you even have a childhood?

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*blocks your path*

>>84506096
>when you realise nevar is raven backwards

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OMLETTE DU FROMAGE

Or

DOOOOOOOOOOOODGGGGEEEEBAAAAAAALLLLLL

>>84506267
>Tell 'em Joe
>Yeah man

>>84506267
desu I'd be game for watching Kevin and Perry with you lads if someone sticks it on synctube or something

>>84506252
Red, interesting one on the thigh.

>>84506265
Yeah that was the scariest kids tv show I've ever seen. What a role he played. The school had a vibe about it that I can't even explain.

Would make a great movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuuPTM3nSc

Still the best intro for a kids tv show ever

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>>84506096
They are making a new series of this

>>84506096
Who /hadamatehowasonraven/ here?

>>84506283
You had Micro Machines. I had Matchbox cars. Mine were bigger, therefore, I win.

Used to fucking love getting a packet of matchbox cars for birthdays.

>>84497728
Good quiz. But that host is a fucking emotionless robot

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>>84506267
SUMMER IS 'ERE~

>>84506336
white girl was hot, she starred in an erotic movie a few years later and had a good sex scene.

The asian girl got hot towards the end of the show when the black chick joined. Bet she's a 10/10 now.

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Was Debbie King the GOAT QuizMania host?

Did we make a mistake popularising Big Brother?

Will that be looked back on as a soft crime against humanity

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/10/a-ha-steve-coogans-alan-partridge-is-set-to-return-to-the-bbc-6699785/

>partridge is still kicking in 2017

feels good

>>84506336
They changed the actors every season.

>>84506457
yeah, never saw him again

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>>84506556
I was right

>Rose now

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>>84506623
wrooooooooooooong

>>84506636
I saw him at a larping thing recently. Like I don't larp, but I was looking on Facebook at a cute girls photos who does larp and he popped up.

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Reminder that everyone in the main cast of this show was supposed to be 19.

>>84506230
Why on earth did you go on that show?

>>84506713
>sheridan smith's tits

good memories

>>84506265
Such a great adaptation.

>>84506713
>19

No way, they were id 20s.

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>>84506760

>>84506752
Don't rightly know, I don't really care about being naked so it was an easy way to show 1.7 million people my penis. It was good fun though. I'm also gonna be on Body Fixers later in the year where I get made over as a lass.

>>84506808
Dirty bitch. What does she do now?

>>84506394
That's not Knightmare though.

>>84506760
>>84506808
I think she's an ugly tramp. Always did. Give me Donna or the black squeeky chick any day

>>84506862
She played CIlla Black recently. She does some tv and some theatre

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who /Outnumbered/ here?

Did anyone else watch white gold? Was bretti good

>>84506903
heavens

>>84506903
d-delete this

No mention of Thunderbirds so far, /tv/ why do you always disappoint me?

>>84506969
>Seen thunderbirds AND captain scarlet in this thread
Uuuhhhh

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Elaine the Paki Pain would get it like